Guo Dong finally found a sword from an opera troupe with the R mark as a reminder and a three-dimensional portrait of himself at the end of the hilt. I have to say that the shape of the sword is quite good, and it fits his reputation as a fierce general.
So Guo Dong happily went to change into summer clothes.
Li Ying found Western-style gloves, so she put on a Western-style dress, like an elf princess.
Beibi found a Chinese-style gold hairpin, so she put on a Chinese-style dress. She didn't think of her tomboyish side, she was just like a gentle lady.
When he arrived, Chen He had just found a Buddha statue pendant with his name engraved on the back, and changed into a layman's linen clothes worn by Buddhists practicing at home, which made him, who had always presented himself as a bitch, feel a little calmer.
, the taste of peaceful spirit.
Three people are exploring the road. The clothes of the three people are very normal, and can even be said to be extraordinary. Just like today's props, each one is worth collecting and can be used as a gift, and they are all related to the things they find.
of!
So Guo Dong was relieved and full of expectations, so he planned to get a military uniform, armor and so on.
But what about the result?
"Is this my summer dress!?"
Guo Dong's surprised eyebrows almost flew out.
"Yes, these are your clothes."
The staff looked at Guo Dong's expression of wanting to eat someone and replied very calmly.
"Can I not wear it!?"
Well, Guo Dong pulled out the prop sword he just found and put it directly on the neck of the staff member.
"Can't."
threaten?
The staff became even calmer, and under Guo Dong's eyes that almost glared, he stretched out his hand and broke the sword, then stuffed it into his mouth and ate it loudly.
Sesame eggs, chocolate ones, I wonder why the weight is so wrong!
"Can I look for props and change into other clothes?"
"The writers and game design team have just taken away all your other props and costumes."
Cruel, so cruel!
Didn’t I just comment on your thinking in a not-so-tactful way?
As for being so cruel?
In the end, Guo Dong could only look speechless, with an expression of despair, put on his only summer dress, and prepared to go out to continue taking care of his girl.
Although beibi and Li Ying had already gotten clues about the key, after seeing Guo Dong's analysis and insidiousness, the naive Li Ying decided to hold on to the big thick leg all the way to the end, which they had seen countless times.
Beibi, who had Guo Dong's many tricks and repeated damaging moves, completely gave up the idea of avenging Guo Dong for disdaining her just now.
What's wrong with living? You can also enjoy the overwhelming pampering of your boyfriend.
It's better than those guys who are still wearing winter clothes and are so hot that they are running around like headless flies, but they still get nothing.
So the two of them stood outside the dressing room and waited for Guo Dong.
"...Ah~~"
As a result, the two of them were in a hurry when Guo Dong came out. The ice cream in his hand fell to the ground without even noticing. It took a long time before he let out a scream!
"Ah~! Xiao Dongdong, you are so cute! I like it so much~~Muah~!"
After screaming, Beibi quickly ran forward and kissed Guo Dong hard on the face.
"Ahhhhh... I want it too, I want it too! Muah~muah~ahhh~ so cute!"
Not to be outdone, Li Ying went directly to the other side, hugged Guo Dong's arm and kissed her two or three times on the face.
You read that right, it's not a typo this time, it's really - her.
The main color embroidered dress of tender pink is decorated with two light green flowers. The blush lip color and the eyebrows are all perfect. There is even a little cinnabar between the eyebrows. Not to mention, she has an embroidered silk handkerchief in her hand.
Hairpins, hairpins and gold hairpins are all available.
What a pretty girl from Qinhuai!
For Guo Dong like this, it always feels inconsistent to use "she" instead of "he".
"That's enough for you two! Although I've become a crossdresser now, I'm still a man, and I'm not as flirtatious as you. Be careful, I'll change back to my original form and resist you both. I'm so embarrassed.
!”
Guo Dong, who was infuriated by the two and "rubbed salt in his wounds", immediately went berserk and furious, uttering threats and even slapped the two stinky girls on the buttocks with his hands.
"Asshole, if you dare to hit me, I will fight you!"
Li Ying covered her buttocks and blushed with embarrassment, but Beibi just opened her teeth and roared to chase Guo Dong, the cross-dressing boss!
Women’s clothing is amazing!?
When will my aunt stop wearing women's clothes!?
Although he exchanged the price of transforming into a cross-dressing boss for a key clue, Guo Dong did not cherish this expensive clue to find the key. Instead, he took Li Ying and Beibi around the town to play and have fun.
Talk and laugh.
"Are we really not going to find the key!?"
Beibi was a little confused. Seeing that Deng Chao had used all kinds of trickery and trickery to get props with his own name from Little Cheetah, Wang Zulan, who probably paid countless favors, got a crab shell with stickers on it from Chen He.
Crab, who has a small brand with his own name, changed into a summer dress.
Now there are a total of eight people. Six of them changed their summer clothes and got clues about the key, but only three of them went to look for their own keys. The three of them wandered around here. Is this really good?
In fact, what beibi wants to ask more is, Guo Dong, you are still wandering around the streets wearing such a girly pink antique floral skirt, do you really have no shame!?
"Now, as a veteran who is famous for his insidiousness, I will teach you two a trick today!"
Li Ying and Beibi immediately looked like they were listening carefully. Guo Dong pointed around and said: "As long as you have enough time and conditions permit, whether it is in the game or other things, just investigate
If you know the terrain and the overall layout of the place you are in, you will have a huge advantage over others!"
"Advantage!? What advantage?"
The two of them seemed to understand something, but they couldn't grasp the key point.
"The geographical advantage! As the saying goes, it is the time, place, and people that determine victory or defeat. There are only these three factors that determine victory or defeat. The weather cannot be controlled, and people and people can change their minds. Only the geographical location remains the same, and it is difficult to change. As long as you understand the terrain layout one step ahead of others
, whether you are making a sneak attack, escaping, setting up a trap, or looking for something, you will get twice the result with half the effort or even do it easily."
"This is often referred to as the home field advantage. Only by occupying the geographical advantage can we use the art of war to wait for work, close the door to catch thieves, and turn against the guests. Even if we want to fish in troubled waters, the geographical advantage is indispensable. Otherwise, let alone fishing in troubled waters.
It would be great if you don’t drown in the water!”
Guo Dong's words are breathtaking, even truly incomparable.
"Holy crap! Did you make a mistake, brother! This is just a game, it's just a game, brother! You actually even use the art of war!?"
Chen He heard about Guo Dong's transformation into a cross-dressing boss, and was about to come over to pay his respects. Before he could turn a corner and walk out of the alley to see the cross-dressing boss, he heard Guo Dong's remarks and immediately became confused.
He collapsed and knelt on the ground.
Chen He just wants to find a small platform on the second floor, then jump down when Guo Dong passes by, and kill this bastard with the same fate!
"Then who is to blame? Who made you forget that I was born as a military general, and that the art of war and troop formation are basic skills? Haven't you noticed that in all the movies, TV dramas, storytelling novels and even historical biographies, those famous military strategists are all the same?
When you go to the battlefield, the first thing you do is to find the locals and ask them about the nearby terrain. Only then can you make a plan to deploy troops, set up defenses, or even conduct a sneak attack?"
Phew~~
Chen He covered his heart and fell to the ground. The big black cow who heard the sound and came over also looked like he was suffering from internal injuries and was about to die.
"Okay, we've almost done the terrain exploration, let's go find the key now."
Guo Dong ignored them and continued to lead Li Ying and Beibi, who looked at Ming Jue Li with admiration in his eyes, around the town. After thoroughly understanding the terrain here, they finally
Start looking for the key that already has a clear goal.
"Although it seems that we have wasted a lot of time and let others take the lead, you must know that a good location can be used more than just finding the key. Don't forget, we have said it at the beginning, today
There are eight people, and only one can get the treasure chest, which means that today is a personal battle, and we will tear up the name tag here later. By then, we will sharpen our swords and chop wood, accumulate accumulated experience to catch up, and finally become a puzzle.
The bricks of the wall—the latecomers catch up!”
As he spoke, Guo Dong paused and then pointed to himself: "In addition, we must spare no effort to guess the maliciousness and no lower limit of the program team, so it is not a good thing to let others win first place in the middle stage. From another perspective, then
In fact, I am also serving as cannon fodder for you... For example, if Chen He and I were treated the same way before and changed into clothes that would make people collapse, such as if he found a Buddha statue and changed into a cassock, then I would rather wear it.
Even if I wear winter clothes all day, I won’t go looking for props to change my clothes.”
Pfft~
The two of them couldn't help laughing, and almost fell off Guo Dong's arms.
That's right, even if Guo Dong has now become a cute, tender 'girl', he can still be a boyfriend.
"Don't laugh. If you laugh again, I won't take you to find the key!"
The two people were stunned: "Do you know where our key is!?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "After talking to you for so long, didn't I tell you that only by understanding the geographical location and having a clear understanding of everything can you understand everything?"
The two people shook their heads in unison: "No!"
"...Let's go and get Li Ying's key first."
After the three people left, in the corner not far behind, Chen He, who had just vomited blood because Guo Dong played games with military tactics, came out: "This guy is so smart. The program team, you are not targeting him, you are targeting him."
Us!?"
Isn't it? Whether it's looking for clothes or keys, because the previous battle for family rejuvenation was despised by Guo Dong, this time the program team increased the difficulty of brain-burning to the point where Deng Chao and others were burned to ashes. As a result, Guo Dong
Dong is still so at ease.
"They use the Art of War, but we have no choice. They are familiar with "Sun Tzu", but we can only pretend to be Sun Tzu. They have thirty-six strategies, and we are left with the difficulty of survival! Director, have you done anything with this guy?
What kind of dirty PY deal? Otherwise, why did the promise to target him turn out to be all kinds of ways to highlight him!?"
Chen He shed tears as he talked, but there is a saying: hold on until you die. If you can't die, you have to hold on, hold on!
So after accusing the director and the program team, Chen He once again followed Guo Dong and the others. He decided that as long as Guo Dong could crack the key clues, he would once again go over and sell chastity, and even bring his own soap to give chastity.