174 Big Hei Niu: Fan Bingbing, you prodigal bitch!
(first update)
"Isn't this the entrance? What are we doing here?"
Guo Dong led the two people talking and laughing all the way to the entrance of the town.
"What's your key clue?"
Li Ying was stunned: "The new moon is like a hook, shouldn't we go to the New Moon Restaurant just now?"
The crescent moon is like a hook. Li Ying also thought about it for a long time. The only thing she could think of was the Crescent Moon Restaurant where she just got the gloves.
Guo Dong shook his head: "The production team was provoked a bit harshly by me last time in the battle for family rejuvenation, so this time they are also ruthless. Since the costume props have appeared at Crescent Restaurant, then the clues to the key
Even if there is the word "Crescent Moon" in it, it will definitely not be at Crescent Moon Restaurant."
As he spoke, Guo Dong pointed to the archway at the entrance of the town: "Because the moon waxes and wanes, sometimes the moon will appear incomplete and cold like a hook, which is often said that the moon is like a hook.
, Suo Qingqiu."
"There is a difference between the crescent moon and the crescent moon. At the end of the month, it is called the waning crescent crescent moon, and at the beginning of the month, it is called the crescent crescent crescent moon. The new crescent crescent moon will only appear in the sky in the west or southwest during the three or five days of the first month. It just so happens that
The entrance to the town is on the west side (I haven’t been there, so please refer to this book for any discrepancies), so this should be where the crescent moon is like a hook!”
The eyes of the two people instantly showed little stars, while the director and screenwriter behind the camera showed expressions as if they had eaten two kilograms of Rexiang.
"But this place is so big and the key is so small, where are we going to find it?"
The two people jumped off Guo Dong's arms and walked around the archway, but they couldn't find the key at all.
"Have you two never heard of the eternal saying of silently going up to the west tower alone, the moon is like a hook, and the lonely phoenix tree locks the clear autumn in the courtyard?"
While talking, Guo Dong stood under the archway at the entrance and stretched out his left hand: "Left to the west, right to the east, go there!"
The three people walked into the building on the left, which Guo Dong called the West Building. They searched in the small drying stand on the roof, and soon found a small bag with an R mark, and found a key inside.
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"They really found it!?"
Downstairs, hearing Li Ying's happy cheers coming from upstairs, Chen He opened his mouth wide in surprise!
He really solved such a difficult and perverted clue!?
Although he has always regarded himself as a genius, and his IQ and EQ are not low, he would not have thought of such a clue that was specious and without obvious identification, even if he locked his own brain and cooked it into pig brain soup!
"It must be blind! It must be like this!"
Even though Chen He had been following the three people and witnessed how Guo Dong rushed here with a clear goal and how he explained the answer to the mystery without any delay, he still couldn't believe that Guo Dong did it with his strength.
But I think he was deceived!
In fact, if the program team had changed to a different style, then Guo Dong would definitely not be able to guess the answer to the riddle so easily. But in order to increase the difficulty, they came in to imitate the ancients and play in ancient styles.
Compared with the ancient customs, how can modern people compare with the ancients?
Although Guo Dong was born in modern times, he lived in ancient times for many years. To a certain extent, he is an ancient person!
Analyzing puzzles in this style is an instinct he developed through more than ten years of intrigue and analyzing the enemy's situation!
"Director, it looks like we won't be able to produce two episodes this time!"
When Guo Dong led Beibi to find the key to a naming shop that he had just found while stepping on the plate, the assistant director looked at the director who was twitching at the corner of his mouth and silently made up for it.
Originally, the program team planned to edit the filming of the Family Revival Battle into two episodes, but in the end it was discovered that the first and third levels of the game were fine, but the second level of the game had only limited playback due to something beyond its control.
A little bit of footage can be edited in.
As for the final battle in the castle, due to Guo Dong, only one family meeting was held, and only Liu Yan was voted out, and the remaining people were killed before any decent clues could be found.
The last edit was a little more than the first issue, but much worse than the two issues. I could only pick out some less exciting parts and cut them again, making it into one issue.
As a result, one episode of the entire season will be vacant!
That's why the program team started the brain-burning special again after one episode, and raised the difficulty to such an outrageous level.
The original plan was very good. I didn’t have any clues. I just relied on searching everywhere like a blindfolded fly. Not to mention how much time this process would take, even if I found it, it might not be my own. Moreover, it was clear from the beginning that this was a personal battle.
At that time, in order to get the props that belong to you, there will definitely be a good fight.
Later, they will be given clues about the key without any explicit clues. They can also arrange some games and tasks after they have searched for a long time without any results, in exchange for more detailed clues. One staff member even shaved his head specially for this purpose.
I changed my cassock and was ready to unveil the signatures for them.
But what’s the result?
Not to mention the three of them, Guo Dong, Chen He also decided to sacrifice his chastity and moral integrity to embrace his thick legs, and the remaining few people were also on their way to defect to Guo Dong.
As a result, it is estimated that we will not be able to edit two episodes of the program.
Naturally, the director also understood this, so after hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said ferociously: "Here's a backup plan!"
The assistant director was stunned: "Director, isn't the backup plan too harsh?"
"He is unkind and unjust to me, so let's have a backup plan!"
Guo Dong didn't know that when he kept commenting on the IQ of the program team without euphemism, while showing off his erudition and highlighting his glory and greatness, he had already angered the director and resorted to a fatal move that he was originally hesitant about!
The ultimate trump card, a trump card that was rejected immediately after it was proposed, but because of certain relationships, it is natural and can be used at any time!
It is an ultimate killing move that is impossible for anyone except Guo Dong himself, but it still requires a team effort, and eight people are indispensable!
"Brother Chen'er, isn't it hot?"
When Guo Dong analyzed the clues and found his key, he happened to meet him like a headless fly. He was sweating profusely and rushed to hug his thick legs, trying to imitate Chen He to get clues from him so that he could go there.
Find the props to change out of winter clothes and put on the big black cow in summer clothes.
"Don't you know whether it's hot or not?"
The big black cow rolled his eyes weakly. If he hadn't been about to boil the beef, he would have definitely gone over and beat this bastard half to death, then pinched his neck and asked him if he didn't have any points to count!?
But forget it for now.
"Brother Chen'er, would you like some ice cream?"
Li Ying jumped over and handed Da Hei Niu an ice cream. Unexpectedly, Da Hei Niu twitched his cheek to express his rejection: "Thank you, Li Ying, you are much better than some bastard or some heartless guy.
, but I have eaten ten ice creams to relieve the heat, and now I have a stomachache!"
It has been more than an hour now. It is a hot day in the 20s and 30s, and it is also a sunny day with no clouds in the sky. Even if the clothes of the big black cow are not the thickest among the eight people at that time, they are even one of the three coolest.
But if I hadn’t persisted until now, if I hadn’t been relying on ice cream, I would have been sent to the emergency room for heat stroke!
But if he eats too much ice cream, even he will get a stomachache!
"Well, brother Chen'er, how about we make a deal!"
Seeing Da Hei Niu in such miserable condition, Guo Dong couldn't bear to look at it, so he coughed lightly and walked over on his own initiative without Da Hei Niu opening his mouth.
"What deal?"
But his good intentions made Dahei Newton wary.
Although none of the seven running men are good, but if you want to say that the most insidious, ruthless, and unscrupulous, it is definitely this bastard!
"It's nothing. Sister Bingbing and those female gangsters were trying to eat me. I can't count on you to uphold justice for me. But as my brother, shouldn't you condemn me for me!?"
Da Hei Niu's heart thumped, isn't this bastard too cruel?
Just let yourself shoot at Fan Bingbing!?
Do you want to make yourself kneel on the durian or do you want to prevent yourself from getting into bed!?
But faced with the temptation of being able to change out of summer clothes, Da Hei Niu still asked: "What kind of condemnation?"
Guo Dong whistled softly: "Don't worry, you don't have to post on Weibo, and there's no need for you to rebel against Sister Bingbing..."
Da Hei Niu breathed a sigh of relief. It was not mainly about posting on Weibo or making himself breakfast, so the rest can be easily explained.
"...You just need to wait and tell the camera that Sister Bingbing is a prodigal old woman!"
The big black bull's eyes widened. Not to mention him, even Beibi and Li Ying didn't expect Guo Dong to play so cruelly!
"impossible!"
Big Black Bull said it categorically, without any hesitation!
"Fan Bingbing, you prodigal old bitch!"
Looking at the big black cow leaving with a deathly expression on his face, Guo Dong sighed, facing the back of the big black cow exuding desolation and despair, he clasped his hands and bent down; "It is a sin to have no hair on my forehead. I hope Brother Chen'er can be punished."
Sister Bingbing left behind a whole corpse..."
Then he turned to look at the camera: "...Sister Bingbing, if you need a cook, make some things such as black pepper steak, charcoal grilled beef shank, spicy beef tenderloin, West Lake beef soup, five-spice sauce beef, spicy beef tendons, etc.
When you cook, please remember to call me, I am a professional cook! Well, that’s it!”
Poof!
Beibi and Li Ying beside them couldn't help but spray the ice cream they just took into their mouths all over the place.
The two of them had just watched a big show, witnessing from beginning to end how the big black bull left decisively after scolding Guo Dong. After a while, when they almost suffered from heat stroke, they had to succumb to Guo Dong's evil power.
Down.
But after shouting these words, he immediately woke up and his heart felt cool. However, he already regretted that it was ineffective. He could only analyze the clues given by Guo Dong and left this sad place in despair.
It's such a great drama, it's so enjoyable for two people to watch!
"Let's go find Brother Chao."
Seeing the back of the big black bull disappear, Guo Dong whistled and snapped his fingers.
"Looking for Brother Chao? What are you doing?"
"Then you still have to ask? This guy must be addicted and wants Brother Chao to be given a foot of red by the empress!"
Li Ying reacted slowly, but did Beibi still not know what kind of evil this bastard was capable of?
"Ah? Not good...but I'm really looking forward to it!"
Li Ying hesitated for a moment, but after thinking about it, she suddenly smiled expectantly like a little fox, which was indescribably cute!
"Brother Chao, Brother Kai... for the sake of my sister, you two can make a small sacrifice. I will burn more paper for you then!"