449 No matter right or wrong, just talk about you and me personally
Guo Dong's words made Da Hei Niu blush with a hint of blue, and his whole body started to tremble slightly.
Deng Chao and Chen He frowned and stabbed him.
"Don't stab me."
Guo Dong grabbed the two of them, and then walked up to the big black cow: "Brother Chen'er, do you think I am sarcastically sarcastic at you?"
Guo Dong shook his head and asked himself: "No, I am not sarcastic. On the contrary, no matter whether a person is good or bad, it is impossible for everyone to like him, even if it is RMB! It is impossible to make everyone like him.
Everyone hates him, even cockroaches and rats!"
"As the saying goes, Qin Hui also has three good friends. Although the words are not pleasant, if the interaction between people changes because of what others say, then it is okay not to have these friends."
Da Hei Niu's expression softened a lot, and Deng Chao and Chen He, who were stepping behind Guo Dong to catch up, also breathed a sigh of relief.
"No one can tell what happened in the past, whether it is true or false, and who has not been young and frivolous? Who has not made mistakes in trusting others? Who has not done anything wrong? What's more, as I just said, you, Citadel
Sister, what’s wrong with you is a big deal?"
"As long as you and I get along and have friendship, it's enough to be worthy of the word "friend". The rest is not important!"
Guo Dong said and waved to the side. Soon, someone came over and picked up the ax he had just thrown away from the ground and took it over.
"Now that you're here, don't be idle. Let's go and chop up this crab. It's too big to be steamed in one pot. Cut off the crab legs and the big crab and chop it into sections. Then steam the crab body separately."
As he spoke, Guo Dong picked from the weapon shelf and chose a pair of short-handled sledgehammers half the height of a man. They looked exactly like the lion hammers from the "God-level Star Crossing System" brand next door to the village: "
This is for you... By the way, call Sister Lichen and ask her to come over for dinner. By the way, I can also take a look at the location of her house."
As he spoke, Guo Dong walked to the side and Huang Luojue, whose expression was second only to Tangtang and the others, was the fastest to recover among the women: "Call Sister Xuan and ask her to come over too. Today I will be able to sort out everything."
It’s all done.”
There have been many things going on in the past few months. There are only two things related to people Guo Dong knows. One is the incident just mentioned, and the other is the strong crime committed by Mr. Yiqu abroad. Fortunately, there are two things today.
Solved it.
"How about it, are you interested in playing with both hands?"
Guo Dong looked at Xixi, Tangtang, Yaya and Zhang Liangfeng again.
"I don't care, I have to vent, otherwise I will be mad at you if I don't make you mad!"
The other three people were still reserved, but Zhang Liangfeng shouted frantically and was the first to rush to the weapons rack. While selecting weapons, he pointed at the big crab and shouted: "Untie it for me."
, my aunt is going to cut it into big pieces today to vent her anger!"
Looking at Zhang Liangfeng who looked like a crazy woman, the remaining three people looked at each other a few times: "Okay, what my cousin said makes sense, we also need to release some pressure."
The three people also followed Zhang Liangfeng and rushed to the weapons rack.
Just as Zhang Liangfeng said just now, even if Guo Dong's self-destruction today didn't scare them to death, it almost made them angry/scared to death. If they don't vent, they will really go crazy!
And because in a few days it will be the last episode of Here Comes the Goddess, which is the episode that Guo Dong and the program team previously said would be filmed in this Wushuang Mansion, so Guo Dong also told them some things.
Not only did he tell them about this, he also told them that he would take Tangtang to the show and confirm Tangtang's status as the master of the harem. He also told them that the elixir they had been given before was a longevity medicine.
An individual's life will be measured in thousands or even thousands of years. If only two people are together, they will really be lonely and boring.
With so many explosive and subversive things added up in a short period of time, if you don't vent, you will really go crazy!
"Wow~ What a big crab!"
After half a day's delay, Big Blue also rushed over from Xiangjiang with his wife. As soon as he got off the plane, he saw the monster-like crab being untied and waving a pair of large pliers and several sharp spear-like claws.
The crab legs look like a domineering and mighty general.
Shrimp, soldiers and crab generals are also considered generals!
What's more, ten crabs are not enough for Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, who is not the most powerful king. Guo Dong said that he can testify to this. A black monkey country in the southeast that produces Filipino servants has a crab in
The destruction of villages in the early hours of the morning can also prove this.
"Stop it, come here quickly and pick something to do, cut this crab into eight pieces and steam it in a pot!"
Guo Dong waved to the blue giant: "By the way, there are only a limited number of crabs, just this one. There are more people and less meat, so whoever cuts off the crab legs will get it! If you are quick and slow, first come, first served."
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The crabs are several meters high and more than 100 square meters in size, not counting the legs and big turtles. They say they are not enough to eat?
Everyone looked at Guo Dong speechlessly.
But at the next moment, everyone rushed out.
Although the crab is big, it can’t hold it in the stomachs of a group of foodies!
Although there are not many people in this group, there are still a lot of them. There are more than twenty people, and most of them have either practiced Qi and blood transportation or have just gained superpowers. They need a lot of energy to supplement and eat an astonishing amount of food.
When one of them is ready to eat, you can eat as much as you want. If you pick one out at random, you can eat dozens of kilograms of beef in one meal without any stress!
Including a certain Gu Liang who only knows how to cut out pictures and has a mouth so big that he can swallow his fist... Oh, a wife.
The combined total of more than two dozen people would require at least a thousand kilograms of meat, and this big crab itself is only a crab weighing less than half a kilogram. Even after the size is enlarged a hundred times, the weight will also increase, but if you remove
After the thick and hard shell, how much crab meat and crab roe is there?
For these foodies, there is really not enough food to eat!
"Get out of the way~ everyone, get out of the way!"
Chen He and Lao Deng were just about to shout to cheer themselves up when they heard a scolding sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw Zhang Liangfeng rushing forward with a big sword.
, followed by Tangtangxi and Yaya, who also held swords.
Although the four of them chose knives, all of which were long-handled broadswords, the knives were different. The Qinglong Yanyue in Old Dengtou's hand was a broadsword, but the Mo Dao, which was both a man and a horse, was more than ten feet long.
The zhanma sword with half handle, the hook sickle with a bladed hook on the back, and the Erlang sword with three points and two edges. These four types of swords are all large swords, but it is obvious that they are very different in appearance.
As for the four delicate and beautiful girls, why did they all choose knives only used by rough men...
A spear that lasts a lifetime, a three-foot sword that you carry with you, a long weapon that is more skill-based than a spear, and a halberd that is more difficult to learn because of both skill and strength. Unintentionally, it is the easiest sword to learn and has a sharp edge.
The lethality of knives is far inferior to that of sticks, so after these four people gained superpowers, they learned how to use knives from Guo Dong.
Especially Zhang Liangfeng, the self-defense artifact Guo Dong gave her was the Centiya Knife. Although the artifacts of the others are not knives, if their own abilities and the artifacts they possess are no longer useful, short weapons
The little lethality is of no use at all.
Although a long sword may not be very useful, it is a bit stronger if it is stronger.
"Old Dengtou, I feel that you are also insulting Guan Yu with this Qinglong Yanyue Sword."
Looking at the clear rules, the powerful momentum between the opening and closing of the sword moves, and the light of the sword, it perfectly explains what it means to be a woman without giving way to men, and what it means to be a heroic four-member female general. Then look at yourself and join forces to deal with a crab leg.
They were all in a miserable state, with no moves at all, just hacking and slashing Deng Chao. Chen He suddenly laughed and repaid the damage done to him by the valuable old Deng head intact.
But he completely forgot that his performance was not as good as that of "elderly" Lao Dengtou.
"I don't have a problem with you making sarcastic remarks, but don't stop! Kaikai~ Come on, come on, come on! Come and help! Chen He, that pig, is cheating on me again!"
In addition to Guo Dong himself dealing with the pair of car-sized pliers, Tangtang and Yaya, Xixi and Zhang Liangfeng, Big Black Ox and Blue Giant, Lao Dengtou and Zhuhe, the eight people were divided into four groups, and they were divided into four groups.
Both sides dealt with the four most flexible crab legs at the front, while the little cheetahs ran back and forth between the groups as the first aid team.
"Come, come, I just left, why are you two useless again?"
The little cheetah ran back with a speechless expression. He raised the weapon in his hand and swung it out fiercely. He used the Fangtian painted halberd as an ax for chopping firewood and hit the crab legs hard, saving Deng Chao from death.
The fate of being skewered into candied haws.
"This is not the pig. He pointed his gun at me and didn't say anything. He just stood aside and cheated on me!"
Deng Chao glared at Zhuhe who was not ashamed but proud, laughing but did not come forward at all: "Kaikai, how about we team up and kick this pig away?"
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The little cheetah was getting tired of running back and forth: "Okay, that's it. One of us will win Lu Bu, and the other will win Guan Gong. We don't need this pig at all!"
Looking at the two people who kicked him out with just a few words, Chen He suddenly became anxious: "Hey, hey, you two can't do this. No matter how powerful Lu Bu and Guan Yu are, don't they still need me as the Erlang Shen?"
When Zhuhe saw that something was not going well, he immediately started shouting and rushed forward while waving the three-pointed two-edged sword in his hand.
"unnecessary!"
"You go to the other side and don't get in the way here!"
But after learning from the past, neither of them planned to accept him anymore, and they didn't dare to trust him anymore. After all, although this big crab was destined to become a feast, for now, it was still a very lethal person.
Monsters, if they are not careful, they may be eaten into pieces by the crabs before the crabs can eat them. They have no choice but to deal with them carelessly.
After all, they don't have Guo Dong's strength, nor do Tangtang and the other four have the ability to know the truth, so they can act freely and boldly.
There is no humanity of the opposite sex, this has always been Guo Dong's motto, so what they practice is to transfer the energy and blood of ordinary battlefield generals. Even in ancient times, they were only partial generals, deputy generals, and first-class generals who could not do it.
What they practice is Guo Dong's improved martial arts skills and Hokage Taishu, which are combined with each other to create magical skills. For example, Jade Girl Boxing is the main method, with some Jiuyang, Dragon Elephant and Eight Gates Dunjia added.
, a unique skill that is more suitable for women and can transform internal energy into shape.
Not to mention that they are running around for a living and don't have much time to practice. Not only do they have a lot of time, they are only participating because of interest, and they have Jelly teaching them all the time.
There is a word difference between them and them, but their treatment is completely different.
The only reason is that not only are they ugly, but they were also born with the wrong gender.
Of course, even if they are not ugly and are still female, the final result may not be as good as it is now.
After all, Guo Dong has met a lot of beauties since he entered this circle. If nothing else, half of the ten beauties in The Goddess Are Coming are top beauties, and several of them have a close relationship with Guo Dong.
Most of the members of the men's running team have still not learned how to transport qi and blood, let alone other things.
"Brother He, it looks like you're going to get nothing. It's just that Zixuan and the other two are going to drink the northwest wind with you... By the way, I don't think anyone will snatch the crab shells from you. You can smash them and grind them into powder.
Afterwards, we’ll cook porridge and drink it. Do you want to know about lotus seed and crab shell porridge?”
Guo Dong looked at Zhu He who was despised and expelled by everyone. Not only did he not reach out to give him a hand, but he also added insult to injury without mercy and ridiculed him as much as he wanted.