450 This is also considered to be benevolent and righteous
"Ahhh~~ You bastards, how dare you look down on me? Who am I? I am a great genius, how dare you look down on me?"
Listening to the ridicule of everyone headed by Guo Dong, Zhuhe immediately became so angry that he roared: "Just wait, I will chop up a crab by myself and show it to you!"
As a foodie, Zhuhe was very familiar with many things, and he ran to several other groups. After each group refused to accept him, he suddenly rolled his eyes when he saw that there was nothing he could do, and threw him away viciously but confidently.
With these words, he charged at the crab again with his three-pointed, two-edged knife.
"No, I'm going to chop off both legs to make you bastards jealous to death!"
Listening to Chen He's heroic words, everyone paused and turned to look at Chen He.
"Damn, Chen He, you are acting like a rogue!"
Seeing Chen He actually rushing to the back of the crab, swinging the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand and slashing at the back legs of the crab, which could only kick and paddle, and could be said to be the least flexible in the body, the little cheetah was speechless.
After a moment, he immediately reacted, pulled Lao Deng's head and headed straight for the last leg on the other side of the crab.
Although crabs are not considered to be big crabs and have a total of eight legs, there are differences between legs. Whether the front legs are thick and powerful/thick and meaty, or flexible and hard/have delicious muscles, they are far better than the back legs.
, the hind legs of a crab are, to some extent, the same as tasteless ribs.
It's tasteless to eat, and it's a pity to throw it away. But for such a big crab, even the hind legs are very thick, definitely not as thin as the thighs of pigs and cranes, and there is definitely a lot of meat inside!
As the saying goes, one sheep in hand is worth less than a thousand sheep in sight. Now when there are more monks and less gruel, and more wolves and less meat, even if the meat of the hind legs is not as good as the meat of the front legs or as good as the meat of the big turtle, the best thing is to ensure that there is a harvest on a first-come, first-served basis.
important.
Is it possible that when the time comes, you will be watching others feasting, while you will be eating steamed buns with your wife and children?
They definitely don't doubt whether Guo Dong and other stinky shit can do such a thing!
Because I don’t know how many times they have been called stinking shit, bad friends, and one of the bastards in others’ mouths.
"Zixuan~ Take our leg and steam it in a pot now! These bastards are so hungry!!"
Although the two thinnest crab legs at the end were not too small, they were cut off completely by Chen He. He then lifted the tip of the knife into the air and slapped it hard towards his wife.
When Chen He became serious, he could be said to be the strongest among the running men. Even the big black bull that once overwhelmed him was left far behind by him.
When it comes to transporting qi and blood, the gym is really not as good as a pig's meal.
"Holy shit!"
Seeing that Zhuhe actually successfully counterattacked and chopped off a crab leg before everyone else, Old Dengtou immediately cursed and swung the big knife in his hand like crazy, because the pig was greedy.
Cutting off a crab leg was not enough, but he rushed over with a rare fighting spirit, ready to snatch away his half-cut crab leg!
The little cheetah on the side looked at the pig crane that was rushing towards him. He rolled his eyes and threw away the halberd in his hand without saying a word. Then his whole body turned into a bolt of lightning like a cheetah and rushed out. Under the crab legs.
Before it hit the ground, he snatched it out of the air and held it in his arms: "Where is the pot? Where is the pot? Hurry, I am alone, this hind leg is enough for me to eat!"
"Zheng Yi~~Your uncle! I will kill you!!!"
The mantis stalked the cicada and the oriole followed. Chen He, who wanted to grab someone else's peaches, found that his crab legs were cut off halfway by the little cheetah. His eyes immediately turned red, and a roar spread throughout Wushuang Mansion, and he swung the big knife.
Rushed out.
You still have a chance to pick other people's peaches, but if a little cheetah cuts off your own crab legs, it would be really a shame!
After all, he is the one who usually steals the meat from others!
"Zheng! How dare you snatch my crab legs!? I'm going to cut you into pieces, peel off your skin and make it into leopard print leather pants!"
Looking at Chen He, who was roaring and charging towards him with a big sword in his hand, the little cheetah said he was not panicked at all.
Even if Zhuhe has a knife in his hand, even if his energy, blood, and strength are overwhelming everyone, the little cheetah, who is the fastest, wants him to run half a mile first!
And when Fan Bayi, who didn't know if he still dared to call himself master, arrived, what he saw was Chen He who was dead from exhaustion and was leaning on the ground with a three-pointed two-edged knife to keep himself from falling down, and Chen He who was just lying down.
A few meters in front of him at a safe distance, there was a provocative little cheetah holding a severed crab leg.
"This feeling..."
That is, when Fan Bayi arrived, Tangtang finally had a deep understanding of his abilities for the first time after a series of venting and reluctantly a formal 'battle'. He let out a scolding sound and saw the big knife in his hand suddenly being cut.
It was wrapped in a ball of flames, and then gathered crazily on the blade in an instant, forming a high-temperature fire blade that was almost solid!
"Turning emptiness into reality, condensing fire into a sword - cut!"
Following a flash of red light, the strong crab leg, which was several times thicker than a living person like her, was cut off without any hindrance, and the fracture was as flat and smooth as a mirror.
It also exudes a very rich and attractive scent of crab meat.
The highly condensed fire blade with more than 3,000 degrees of heat instantly cooked the crab meat on both sides of the fracture!
Rather than saying that this crab leg was cut off, it was better to say it was burned!
"That's awesome...I'll come too!"
Zhang Liangfeng, who was on the opposite side, turned his head and looked sideways when he heard the sound. His eyes suddenly lit up. He took half a step back, allowing Xi Xi to hold on for the time being. Then he threw away the big knife in his hand. Tan Kou opened his eyes slightly and closed them, after taking a few breaths.
, suddenly with almond-shaped eyes, he strode forward and rushed forward.
Xi Xi cooperated with the tacit understanding and stepped on the knife bar that came across. The whole person jumped up high like a nine-day version of Fengxiang. He jumped to the position where the crab legs and crab shells were connected with great precision. He opened his mouth and condensed it into a bundle.
The dolphin sound came out of the mouth with faintly visible concussive ripples!
"Ah~~~~"
Zhang Liangfeng first became famous for his dolphin sound. Although it is far inferior to the one who sang Opera No. 2, but now coupled with the sound wave vibration ability obtained by injecting divine fluid, he can be called the strongest and most lethal high-pitched voice in the world.
"Buzz~buzz~poof!"
In just a few seconds, without even taking a breath, the joints connecting the crab legs and the crab shell were shattered into ashes by high-pitched shock waves, causing this crab that had just caused a lot of trouble for her and Xixi to
Legs, say goodbye to big crabs forever!
"I'm tua~~Am I dazzled or hallucinating!?"
This sudden and shocking scene directly shattered everyone's worldview. Zhuhe even forgot to snatch back his crab legs. He let go of his hand and the knife fell to the ground with a clang.
"Whether it's a matter of splitting the soil and becoming a king, or being rich and powerful, you always need some matching power to suppress all monsters and monsters, right? Otherwise, let alone letting some special departments compromise, even if it belongs to you, you will eventually be helpless.
It's a crime to have a jade in your possession."
Guo Dong smiled and threw the ax aside. Facing the large pliers coming from the left and right, he waved the space blade lightly with both hands, and there were two muffled thuds. The small car was usually enough to easily pinch a person in two pieces.
The pliers fell to the ground.
"Damn it, you guys are all cheating! Is there any more natural justice? Is there any more royal law?"
Looking at Guo Dong's obvious anti-human ability, and looking at the stiff and silent atmosphere again today, Zhu He suddenly screamed strangely, but within a moment, together with Deng Chao, who reacted equally quickly, the atmosphere changed back.
"Tianli?"
Guo Dong whistled, with full gangster spirit: "Being handsome is the law of heaven! Being beautiful is the law of heaven! Haven't you heard that appearance is justice?"
"Appearance is justice? I agree with Tangtang and the others, but you?"
Zhuhe looked at Guo Dong several times, then turned around and ran to his wife, took out the mirror from her bag and took a look: "Although I am a little fatter, you can still vaguely see how charming and suave I was back then. Yushu Linfeng
...It’s not like some guy who looks like a bear and doesn’t have any bad intentions in his heart.”
"Otherwise, why do you think he and Brother Bo fell in love at first sight?"
Seeing that almost everyone in Guo Dong's family was cheating, Lao Deng lost his interest and joined in teasing Guo Dong.
Of course, the most important thing is that he has cut off a crab leg. Although it is a relatively thin and short hind leg, it is enough to feed their family of four.
"Hey~ Why did you all withdraw? Don't leave me alone? I can't hold it any longer!"
Big Blue turned around and looked around to see that the other groups had gained something. His partner Da Hei Niu also hung up and crashed after Fan Bayi appeared. He was the only one left, and he could only cry without any results.
Next time I went back to my wife for comfort.
Now that the game is over, someone will naturally take care of the rest.
Several maids came up, picked up the weapons they threw on the ground, and cut off all the remaining legs of the big crab with three clicks, five divided by two, and also chopped up the fragile legs of Zhuhe and others.
man's self-esteem.
Damn! It’s really a collective cheating from top to bottom!
Soon, when Dong Xuan also arrived, the crabs were steamed and brought to the table. A group of people forgot about other things, toasted and changed glasses, and soon drank the three dishes and the five flavors.
, after dividing the last bite of crab roe, everyone sat down with satisfaction.
It feels so good to eat all you can eat crabs!
"Sister Lichen, I heard that you are planning to buy a house recently? How about letting me choose first if the money is not going to others?"
Fan Bayi's body froze for a moment, and then he nodded without saying anything. He took out a stack of documents from his bag and handed it to Guo Dong.
"Guo Dong, I still have a set of four..."
Before Da Hei Niu could finish his words, Guo Dong waved his hand and interrupted him: "Forget about your courtyard house, the air is too bad and the attitude is too bad, and it's not as comfortable as mine."
As Guo Dong spoke, he roughly looked through the folder in his hand: "Not bad, they are all good locations and good communities."
After reading through it, under Fan Bayi's somewhat worried eyes, Guo Dong pondered for a moment and nodded: "Okay, these houses are pretty good. I want them all. I won't help you or cheat you. Just follow the market conditions."
Come up with the price.”
As soon as Guo Dong handed the document to the side, a maid came over to put it away.
"Lao Gao will call you tomorrow morning to handle the procedures and fund transfer."
After saying a simple sentence, Guo Dong turned to the side and looked at the fellow who arrived last and kept silent: "Sister Xuan, I only want to say one thing, if you are worried about stop loss and various incidental matters,
If you are compromising on issues of compatibility and interests, then you only need to nod your head, and these problems will disappear tomorrow."
Dong Xuan glanced at Guo Dong blankly, and then his eyes dodged.
"Of course, on the other hand, if it's because of emotional problems, just pretend that I didn't say anything today."
As he spoke, Guo Dong stood up, stretched and left, leaving only a business card with a phone number in front of Dong Xuan: "If you decide to call Lao Gao directly before sunset tomorrow,
Just fine, he will take care of it...including the entire prison in a certain country disappearing from the face of the earth."
In this way...it can be considered as the most benevolent and righteous thing.