535 Dry Pot Duck Head Perfectly Matched with Bunao
"What the hell is this?"
Guo Dong looked at the staff of the Hua Shao program in his hands, who immediately handed him his cell phone after knocking on the door, and his eyes were filled with doubts.
Doesn’t it leave in two days?
Now you can only use the mobile phone provided by the sponsor?
"This is the Hua Shao program group. This season we will have two candidate tour guides..."
Guo Dong's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately interrupted the voice on the phone before he could continue. Suddenly he realized something was wrong: "Candidate tour guide?"
"That's right, you have been selected as one of the two candidate guides. And you need to convince your teammates in one day to let them choose to support you to become the guide of the new season, otherwise you will be
Exiled alone.”
The voice on the phone continued, and Guo Dong looked around, walked into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife and put it on his phone: "Is it because your program team is distracted, or is it Brother Dong that I can't hold the knife?
"
The voice on the other end of the phone stagnated for a moment, and then changed to another person's voice: "Obviously, it's Brother Dong, you can't hold the knife."
"...Come, let's talk about it. Let's stop broadcasting this part. How about changing the candidate tour guide?"
Listening to the new sound coming from the other side, Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly, threw away the kitchen knife, and started talking with the other party.
There is no other way, who knows that the guy opposite is an acquaintance.
"Oh, Xiao Dongdong, you are making me very embarrassed like this."
Hearing the three words 'Xiao Dongdong', Guo Dong's teeth creaked: "He Shouzu, if you shout these three words again, do you believe I will artificially fatten you and make you eight circles fatter?"
Hearing Guo Dong's frantic voice, the new voice on the other side, He Shouzuo, who came here specifically for Guo Dong, laughed: "Okay, I wish I could gain some fat...but only if you
You need to come back after being exiled from Africa."
Faced with Guo Dong's threat of "beating him so hard that he would be swollen and fat all over his body," He Shouzou said he didn't mind at all and just ignored the other threat.
"You're cruel!"
Thinking about a person being exiled to Africa and having to face cameras every day without being able to use his space powers to leave, Guo Dong could only feel itching with hatred, but he had no choice but to bow to the evil forces: "The notification fee is halved!"
"No, no, no, you have to know that although the program "Hua Shao" allows you to travel on a budget, the program team is not short of money."
"...the security issues abroad are left to me."
"make a deal."
Guo Dong didn't know that just when he failed to threaten the program team and instead made a dirty PY deal with the intruder He Shouzou, others had already started a live broadcast canvassing for candidate tour guides.
But one thing he knew was that becoming a candidate for a tour guide was a trap from the beginning.
Especially after He Shouzhen said without hesitation that the handover was completed and then quickly hung up the phone without giving himself time to respond or return, Guo Dong came to understand.
The show "Hua Shao" is now in its third season. It has always been running abroad, and there is no way to compare the public security abroad with that at home. Especially this season is still known as an adventure story, and security is more needed than before.
Pay attention to.
But after all, when you are abroad, there are many things that the program team can't do anything about, or they can't solve the problems at all.
Especially some time ago, it happened that other program crews were filming abroad, and almost all of them died in a foreign country.
"Well, with him here, you don't have to worry about safety issues."
He Shouzhen, who quickly hung up the phone with the speed of trying to steal a jingle bell, breathed a long sigh of relief under Director Hua Shao's puzzled gaze.
"Is he really that powerful?"
Director Wu looked at He Shouzou in confusion.
"Don't you know him well?"
Listening to Director Wu's questions, He Shouzou was even more confused than she was.
Didn't she, the director, know the information about the stars in the show before?
"Understood..."
Director Wu blinked: "But aren't they all arranged in advance to build momentum for him?"
At first, Guo Dong was famous all over the world as a fierce athlete, but as he later quit running man and began to mortuary his body at home, and he has never accepted provocations from athletes on the Internet, so more and more people thought that Guo Dong was a great athlete.
Everything that Dong Dong said before was all hype, all false, and all props or props arranged in advance.
And this Director Wu is one of them.
Especially when she was once one of the operators of similar plans.
"You..."
Looking at this old friend for many years, He Shouzhen shook his head helplessly. There were many things that he could not tell the other party.
"Well, you ask Xiao Chen for the second unedited video of the goddess, and you will know when the time comes."
After saying that, He Shouzou left here, leaving Director Wu who was confused and puzzled. After the director who came to find the goddess asked for the original film of the second period, he looked at Guo
Dong punched the bull's head and fell into daze and panic.
Don't mention the matter here and turn back to Guo Dong.
After He Shouzui raised the issue of protecting Hua Shao's safety during this trip, Guo Dong's filming officially began.
"This is your live broadcast mobile phone. Now please give yourself a nickname to hide your identity and enter the live broadcast room."
As a result, the program team handed him another mobile phone. Guo Dong raised his eyebrows and entered a few words in the nickname: "Big Dog."
This nickname not only made several program staff around Guo Dong speechless, but also several other celebrities in the live broadcast room were stunned.
"Hey, isn't this Brother Daren~"
Looking at the person in the live broadcast room who was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say, Guo Dong thought about it and laughed.
"Wait a minute...so these IDs are my teammates!?"
At this moment, a certain tour guide candidate who was a little slow to react suddenly realized something.
"Brother Daren, I suggest you eat more dry-pot duck heads."
A line of typing that was enlarged, bold, and brightly colored floated across, occupying half of the screen.
"What the hell is this?"
"Huh? How did you do this?"
"Ah~these fonts are so big and eye-catching, why don't I have mine!?"
Seeing this line of fonts that were obviously different from theirs, some people immediately exclaimed. Others also wanted to use the same fonts to attract Brother Daren's attention so that he could answer some of their questions, but they failed.
Didn't find anything working there at all.
There were also those who responded quickly and carefully, and immediately discovered another problem: "Wait, who is this person? Why didn't you see his name just now?"
“Why should I eat more dry-pot duck heads?”
Although Brother Daren was also puzzled as to why a line of different fonts suddenly appeared, he wanted to know even more why the other party wanted him to eat more dry-pot duck heads.
"Because as the old saying goes, you eat what you eat to replenish your brain, and the dry pot duck head is undoubtedly the most suitable for you to replenish your brain..."
Another line of bold, bold and shining fonts flew by, and Brother Daren suddenly felt something bad in his heart.
"... Not only was it split open and only half of the brain was left, it was also 'fire fuck' (kao four times) dry."
After a moment of astonishment and interpretation, Brother Daren felt that the world was full of malice: "Hey, you..."
He still wanted to say something, but unfortunately, the thirty minutes of live broadcast time were already exhausted by his previous squandering. The last twenty seconds were just enough for him to be criticized, and there was no time left for him to fight back.
"I'll go~ This guy is so damaging, he has a completely poisonous tongue."
A man with a very elegant temperament suddenly laughed when he saw the last line of characters before the live broadcast room went dark: "This guy must be from the Northeast."
Although there were only a few sentences, some wording habits between the lines still allowed him to guess some information about Guo Dong.
Soon, the live broadcast room lit up again, and this time it was another person, another candidate for tour guide.
"Brother, you are late. The guy just now has successfully convinced us... ahem, he has convinced us. We have already given him all our tickets."
Before the other candidate tour guide could speak, Guo Dong's bold and shiny font appeared again. Although it was ugly and vulgar, a standard non-mainstream color font from more than ten years ago, I have to say that it was indeed ugly.
Chic and ugly, it attracts attention.
"Ah? It can't be true, right? It can't be really that sad, right?"
In the live broadcast room, the thin young man who could be said to have been watched by many people grew up. After seeing Guo Dong's words, he immediately exclaimed with a crazy look on his face: "Also, are you sure you are playing?"
A typo instead of telling some ulterior secret?"
While the second candidate tour guide was going crazy, a member of the trip suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wanted to catch some information: "This level of skininess... Such a poisonous tongue that has no inhibitions in speaking."
The appearance, and the obvious use of words in Northeastern dialect... I seem to know who this big dog is."
As she said that, the beauty nodded fiercely and turned to look at her follower photo: "Yes, it's that big dog! It's definitely him!"
Obviously, with such a positive tone and understanding of the meaning of Guo Dong's nickname "Gou Dahu", this is an acquaintance who has communicated with Guo Dong and has a good relationship with him.
"Well, that guy has already put on his sleeping clothes just now... Well, he has convinced us. Now do you want to tell us what your advantages are, or what benefits we can't resist?"
Looking at the line of characters that Guo Dong flew over again, Liu Xing rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Why do I feel like I'm not running for a tour guide, but like I'm conducting a dirty PY deal?"
Guo Dong smiled and wrote a string of big words again: "The dirty PY transaction has ended just now. Now you have to think about whether there are any other dirty transactions that can be carried out."
Seeing the conversation between the two becoming more and more meaningless and unsightly, someone reached out to cover his face and looked at the filming director aside: "Our program is about begging, right?"
"That's right."
"It's a positive and optimistic program, right?"
"That's right."
"Then is this really the live broadcast room of our program team?"
The other party looked confused, speechless and a little crazy: "Are you sure this isn't some kind of midnight online live broadcast?"
Ahem!
Seeing the elegant male god in front of him suddenly say such words, both the director and the cameraman couldn't help but cough violently.
Looking at the unique font sent by someone who appeared unexpectedly in the live broadcast room, they suddenly had such an illusion.
And there seemed to be a vaguely familiar voice ringing in my ears - a real beauty dealer dealing cards online...