The time soon came for the eight members to assemble. As soon as Guo Dong entered the waiting room, a quirky, lively and sunny little girl came up and introduced herself to Guo Dong.
"Isn't this our little Nezha..."
Guo Dong hugged the little girl shamelessly, leaving a huge psychological shadow on the little girl: "...Ten years ago, I kept talking about wanting to marry you, but this time I was
If I catch you, don't even think about running away."
…
Zu Cha didn't expect that Guo Dong would dare to speak like this in front of the camera. He was stunned for a while and didn't know how to respond.
Fortunately, in the waiting room at this time, besides the two of them, there were other people who had also arrived.
"You weird bastard, let go of this little girl."
A beautiful woman with a good figure and beautiful appearance came over, pushed Guo Dong away without politeness, and pulled the little girl into his arms. It was exactly what he guessed from between the lines in the live broadcast room of the candidate tour guide election.
The one who revealed Guo Dong's identity.
"hehe……"
The corner of Guo Dong's mouth twitched: "It's as if I'm a weirdo and you're not a good aunt who wants to trick the little girl back into your home."
The veins on Heibi's forehead were throbbing, and he couldn't bear it and flew over with a kick: "You big dog who can't spit out ivory, go to hell for my aunt~~!"
It is already public that Heibi likes women. Although he is not a pure Lily, when handsome guys and beauties are put in front of her for her to choose, she will definitely choose the beauties first.
But there are some things that you can and cannot say, just know it well, but if you say it, you deserve to be beaten.
"Okay, okay, you two are just trying to beat each other up. You don't have a good cake, so you have to tease other girls?"
Another person who arrived before Guo Dong quickly came over and pulled out Zuer, who was even more panicked and overwhelmed in Heibi's arms, with her little face turning pale with fright, and patted Guo Dong and Heibi angrily on the shoulders.
"I said, Lao Hu, why are you filming a reality show when the sun rises in the west?"
Guo Dong stopped teasing the little girl and gave Heibi a high-five with a smile, celebrating the perfect cooperation just now.
"Why, you are just teenagers, but I am not?"
I rolled my eyes and brushed my hair, which was completely different from what it was back then. I looked a bit like the carefree and unruly look I had back then: "My brother was also a sunny and beautiful boy who was popular among thousands of people back then, and he was a handsome young man."
Guo Dong glanced at him sideways: "Come on, I'm already a piece of old bacon, do you think you are the brother Xiaoyao back then?"
As he spoke, Guo Dong turned to look at the last person in the waiting room. He thought he had not made any sound, so he just sat there smiling and watching them laugh and laugh quietly and elegantly: "Shishi, tell me, is that right?"
?”
"That's right, old bacon!"
Shishi burst out laughing, and without hesitation, she followed Guo Dong and plunged the knife into my Hu's heart.
Because of Tangtang, Guo Dong’s relationship with me, Hu and Shishi is still pretty good. Although it’s not as good as those from Running Man or those from Goddess, we still know each other a lot better than others.
of.
"Hello, hello, I'm Fatty."
While they were joking, a plump and exotic girl entered the lounge with three oversized suitcases, sweating profusely.
In addition to Daren Ge and Liu Xing who came with the host He Shouyu, all eight members of the Hua Shao Adventure Season have arrived this time.
"Okay everyone, now that the time has expired, it's time for us to start the final voting for the tour guide election."
As he spoke, He Shou pointed at Brother Daren and Liu Xing on both sides of him: "They have gone to each of you to canvass votes before, and I think you already have your own ideas about the final result."
"Then, now take out the passports of each of you and teach them to the people you think are suitable to be the tour guides for this time. The person with the most passports in their hands wins and becomes the first tour guide of this Hua Shao Tuan adventure season.
Tour guide. The one with the smallest number of passports will regrettably fail in the election and will be exiled to Africa alone until rejoining the members seven days later."
Some people were confused after listening to He Shouzuo's words. Some people blinked and did not shy away from the camera. They came over and hugged He Shouzuo's shoulders in a mean manner: "Come on, Teacher He, one of our own, come on.
How about using a back door and excluding me from the candidates for the second and third tour guide elections?"
Guo Dong's words instantly woke up other people who were still struggling with who to give their passports to.
Yes, since there is a first term, there will be a second term and a third term. By then, it will be obvious that it will no longer be Brother Daren and Liu Xing, the two people who once competed for tour guides. Then they will be left with
Among the six people, who will become a tour guide or a candidate for a tour guide... is not something to be happy about.
Especially since there is a precedent here where tour guides who fail to compete will be exiled.
"Hey~ Jelly, are you too cunning?"
Listening to Heibi's complaints, He Shouzou rolled his eyes and looked at Guo Dong with a vulgar and artificial expression: "I'm also very embarrassed about this matter."
Guo Dong squinted his eyes and looked at He Shouzhen with extreme contempt.
You said that when you are in crisis, why do you keep rubbing your fingers back and forth and making that gesture that everyone in the country knows?
"A jar of sorrowful valley."
He Shouzuo's eyes lit up, he didn't expect such an unexpected gain!
"Jelly, it's not that Teacher He doesn't take care of you, but you bribe me in front of the camera, which makes it very difficult for me."
It's difficult to do, but it's not impossible, even in front of the camera.
As long as the benefits are in place, the shots and rules can be scrapped.
"Two Altars of Worry Valley."
He Shouzuo's eyes became brighter: "I didn't tell you, what kind of friendship do we have? We traveled all over the country together, harvested in autumn and stored in mushroom houses in winter, chopped firewood to feed ourselves. If Teacher He doesn't protect you, who will he protect?"
Guo Dong nodded and waited for He Shouzou to continue speaking. However, after waiting for a long time, he did not wait for the sentence "Leave this matter to me." Instead, he waited until He Shouzou looked at his watch, looking very perfunctory.
Looks like: "Oh, it's been so long? The dishes cooked by Lao Huang are almost getting cold."
"There are three altars in the Valley of Worry, and one is Teacher Huang!"
Guo Dong gritted his teeth and basically said this.
"Don't worry, leave this matter to me. I'm very familiar with your director."
As he spoke, He Shou smacked his lips: "Speaking of which, Lao Huang and the others are still waiting for me to go back for dinner at this point. Lao Huang is just waiting for me, leaving Sun Li and Duoduo to wait for me hungry. It's really hard
I'm a little embarrassed... Do you think I should bring some gifts?"
Bang, bang, bang...
Guo Dong's teeth clenched loudly: "Let's add another jar of peach blossoms to give to my sister-in-law... Mr. He, please don't go too far!"
"The worst we can do is break up. Brother Dong, I am proficient in the languages of all countries in the world, and I have acquaintances in all countries. It is not difficult to be a tour guide! But you will have to say goodbye to Jiyou Valley in the future!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong looked pitifully at He Shouzuo, whose expression changed greatly: "Believe me, Zhuhe and Lao Dengtou are both very interested in your share of Jiyou Valley and Peach Blossom Zui."
He Shouzhen's expression changed, and he immediately spoke without caring about the contemptuous looks of others: "Jelly, your words chilled Teacher He's heart. Am I that kind of person? The friendship between us is here.
Can two jars of wine be measured at once?"
"Yes~ It doesn't matter whether you drink or not. What matters is that you like to help me with this little thing, right?"
Guo Dong looked at He Shouzuo with a playful look on his face.
"Yes, that's it!"
If you despise, despise him. When facing Jiyougu, He Shouzhen can hand over his chastity without hesitation, let alone moral integrity.
"Ahem, let's continue voting!"
After the dirty PY transaction was completed, He Shouzhen coughed twice, pretending to be hallucinating what had just happened, and brought the topic back up: "Then, Jelly, let's start with you voting."
Guo Dong glanced at him with a death gaze, but He Shouzhen turned a blind eye.
"Okay, I'll be the bad guy."
In desperation, Guo Dong could only take out his passport, walked up to Brother Daren, and acted as the first person to attract hatred and take the blame: "Speaking of which, Brother Daren, you need to be more thoughtful, and
As he is older and thoughtful, he is more suitable to take care of us as a tour guide."
Brother Daren showed a smile, but he didn't expect Guo Dong to give him a 'but'.
As we all know, when talking to someone, what you fear most is that the other person says "but", especially before saying "but". The more you praise you, the bigger the turn will be afterward.
"However, this time not only do we have to compete for tour guides, but the person who fails in the competition will be exiled alone."
Guo Dong walked up to Liu Xing as he spoke: "Although Liu Xing is not as good as you in various plans, and his life experience is still shallow, his meticulousness and thoroughness are much worse than you. And there are serious problems.
Stomach trouble…”
When Guo Dong said this, Brother Daren's heart skipped a beat, and the bad premonition became stronger and stronger.
"So I vote for Liu Xing. His stomach and lack of preparation are not suitable for a person to be exiled to Africa."
Guo Dong handed his passport into Fang Ping's hands, and what he said, especially the reason he gave at the end, made most people's eyes light up, and also made Brother Daren sigh in his heart.
"Okay, who made me an older brother? I'm going to be exiled!"
Before others could use similar excuses to vote for Liu Xing along with Guo Dong, Brother Daren had already taken the initiative to speak, and even took out his passport page and put it in Liu Xing's hand: "Don't have too much pressure.
Traveling alone is actually more suitable for people like us to relax and empty our minds.”
With Guo Dong taking the lead and taking the blame, and with Brother Daren's words, the others immediately put their passports in Liu Xing's hands without much hesitation.
"I feel like I'm invincible."
Liu Xing's face was a little red, and he looked at Brother Daren with a guilty look on his face: "Obviously your plan, your attention to everyone, and your preparations were much better than mine, but the result..."
Brother Daren smiled and patted his shoulder: "As I said, I am an older brother. And a person can be quieter and freer, which is another feeling of walking in the mountains, rivers and seas."
"Speaking of which, I took advantage and got a different travel experience than you."
Although he definitely didn't think so in his heart, and there was definitely some reluctance and embarrassment, but at this time he still said the words that could best comfort Liu Xing.