538 Balala Energy, a small stove transformed into a small refrigerator!
Zu Cha, who looked at a loss, looked blankly at Guo Dong and then at the others. After a moment, his cheeks turned red and he said: "Um...brother Xiao Guo, I...um, okay, okay."
The little girl stuttered back a bit.
Because she really didn't know how to answer this shameless guy, especially the last sentence of this bastard, which made her even more confused about how to avoid this obvious language trap.
And what I have to say is that as a girl who has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, she is far more fond of Guo Dong, a guy who debuted and became famous as the "unparalleled warrior" than other girls.
"Really?!"
As expected, after receiving the little girl's answer, Guo Dong exclaimed in a very artificial 'surprise': "That's really great, Zucha, you finally agreed. Let's go, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and obtain a certificate!"
"?...Yeah~"
The little girl was startled at first, then realized what she was doing. She made a sound and turned completely red in the face. She covered her face and squatted on the ground, not knowing what to do.
Bang!X2
Two simultaneous thumps reached everyone's ears, and they all struck out at the same time. Heibi and Shishi, who hit Guo Dong hard on the back of the head, also retracted their hands at the same time and pushed them away unceremoniously.
He picked up Guo Dong, pulled the blushing and bewildered little girl up and protected him in his arms, and looked at the guy who was almost beaten stupid with a threatening look on his face: "You wretched pervert, get away!"
Looking at the two men waiting for him with fierce looks, Guo Dong covered the back of his head and complained wordlessly: "Hey, you two are so violent, you won't be able to get married! Can't you be more ladylike? Be more elegant? Learn from Fatty.
?”
"that……"
After listening to Guo Dong's words, Fatty beside him weakly raised his hand: "...I just reacted a little slower."
Guo Dong's eyes widened for a moment. I'm going to strangle him. In the blink of an eye, he becomes a public enemy?
"It seems that no one is willing to support you, so..."
Brother Daren smiled and handed over the money that belonged to Guo Dong, but was interrupted by Guo Dong with a wave of his hand: "No, even if no one supports me, I will have no problem."
As he spoke, Guo Dong patted his chest with such force that it made a banging sound, which only made people wonder if he would shatter his heart with a slap and slap himself to death here: "Did you see that?
He is called a man of iron strength! This is it! With Dong Ge’s physique, if nothing else, he can make a fortune and become well-off even if he performs on the street and breaks his chest."
Heibi glanced at him: "Remember to ask me to swing the sledgehammer when the time comes. I'm very interested in this matter."
"...Forget about having a big stone in my chest. I'm a frail and beautiful man with a delicate body and a sickly body. I'm not suitable for such a cruel and violent job. I'd better plan to find something safer to do. For example, rob a bank.
Something like that.”
Looking at Heibi, who had narrowed her eyes fiercely and generously, and several other people who were also eager to try after hearing her words, Guo Dong was silent for a while, and suddenly felt that it would be better for him to switch to a safer project.
In this way, in the middle of the fight, Brother Daren took the travel funds for two people and embarked on a journey of being exiled alone. Before he registered, Guo Dong suddenly looked at him with deep meaning in his words and said:
"Brother Daren, remember, I have a nickname... Big Dog."
Brother Daren was confused and had no idea what Guo Dong meant by what he said until he arrived at his destination in Africa after more than ten or twenty hours of flight and met the only person he had met during his exile.
Partner, partner, a cute puppy, I didn’t understand why Guo Dong suddenly said such a word without any clue.
Opening the car door, Brother Daren picked up the puppy that would be accompanying him for some distance on this trip and put it in the passenger seat: "Get ready to go, Ham, there will only be two of us on the road ahead.
.”
Seeing Brother Daren's coaxing tone, Ham unabashedly gave a look of contempt, then yawned and lay down on the soft dog mat fixed by the co-pilot: "It's not bad, although
It’s a fool to take care of, but this dog mat is quite comfortable.”
Of course Brother Daren didn't know what Ham was thinking, but the unabashed contempt still made him stunned and felt strongly hurt.
"Hey, brother, can you give me some face?"
Haha...stupid humans.
Ham tugged at the corner of his mouth, rolled his eyes, and decided to ignore this stupid human being who was still a bit cute at his age. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Anyway, Uncle Ham's mission is just to cover up and ensure that this stupid human being will not be killed by the wild beasts and poachers on the African savannah before rejoining the large army.
Since Guo Dong agreed to be responsible for security, he couldn't send a clone over obviously. Of course, the distance from South America to Africa meant that the clone couldn't be maintained at all, so it was the best way to let Ham take over.
Here Daren Ge arrived in Africa and began his journey of exile alone.
On the other side, the group of seven also arrived at their destination after more than 20 hours of flight.
The Samba country is world-famous for its carnivals and football stars.
"I'm going~ It's so hot here!?"
As soon as he got off the plane, Guo Dong screamed strangely.
"This time you, a little stove, will be laid off and eliminated. There will be no room for heroes."
Lao Hu came over with a bad smile and bumped Guo Dong with his shoulder.
"hehe……"
Guo Dong looked at him with dead eyes: "Do you think Brother Dong only has this much ability?"
"What? Can your small stove turn into a small refrigerator?"
Shishi, who had experienced the warmth of a small stove, her eyes lit up and she immediately came over with expectation.
"Small refrigerator?"
Guo Dong twitched his lips disdainfully: "Please call me Little Cold Storage!"
After saying that, Guo Dong took a deep breath, and the energy and blood in his body instantly accelerated, just like when the small stove appeared, the energy and blood were like mercury, and the faint sound of tigers and leopards appeared.
And just when Lao Hu and others were expecting Guo Dong to exude a cold breath, they saw Guo Dong put his hands on the back of his head, and then suddenly stretched out: "Dang, Dang, Dang..."
In Guo Dong's own soundtrack, you can see his hands like Wolverine showing off his sharp claws, with three ice cream sticks that are still icy and cold between the fingers of each hand.
Lao Hu looked at the popsicle in front of him with a bewildered face. Why did it seem to be different from what he had guessed?
"Is this the small cold storage you are talking about?"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "Otherwise? My small stove relies on accelerating blood circulation and transporting qi and blood. Does refrigeration stop the blood flow? That is useless... the blood of the dead does not flow at all, but have you ever seen it?
Are there any dead people who have their own freezing effect? Don’t they still have to be placed in a freezer in the morgue to prevent decay?”
"...where did you get it?"
Damn it, can't you give me an example that's not creepy?
Although I am also called Lao Hu, I am different from the old Hu who dug graves and fought upside down and deceived an overseas Chinese girl!
"I'm kidding. As a qualified magician, you can't carry a container with you. How dare you go out to meet people?"
While waving his hand, Guo Dong motioned for several people to choose their favorite flavors to end the heat, and Guo Dong said: "What a coincidence, Brother Dong is a qualified magician."
Zu Cha was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, I remembered that in the episode of Running Man crossing the Yangtze River, brother Xiao Guo conjured up a chocolate knife that was just like the real thing."
As he was talking, Zu Cha suddenly realized something was wrong and counted: "Brother Xiao Guo, there are only six popsicles here. You gave them all to us. Where are yours? Why don't I give you my popsicle? I'm not hot yet."
"
Guo Dong glanced at the others with a death gaze, especially the three guys who were familiar with each other before: "Look, look, you guys"
For all these heartless ghosts, it’s better for Zucha to know that he feels sorry for me.”
After saying that, he turned to Zu Cha and smiled in the blank eyes of several people, and then nodded sharply: "Mine is here."
Before he finished speaking, when Guo Dong raised his head again, a popsicle with its outer packaging already peeled off fell into his mouth.
"Wow~ Brother Xiao Guo is so awesome, I can't even tell where he got it from."
Zu Cha rubbed his eyes and exclaimed.
Just now, it could be said that Guo Dong put his hands behind his head, blocked his sight with his head, and took out the hidden popsicles.
But when he suddenly lowered his head and took out the popsicle, Guo Dong still spread his hands to both sides in front of the others. He was wearing an ice silk slim-fitting sleeved dress. You could tell at a glance whether he was hiding anything.
.
"You guys should learn a little bit, this is how a good boy should behave, especially you two salty fishes, can't you even shake a six six six?"
Liu Xing, who was named by Guo Dong, looked a little embarrassed and shy, but Lao Hu didn't care about Guo Dong's complaints. Instead, he gave him the middle finger in reply without any hesitation.
"Okay, stop making trouble, let's go see where we can rent a car and get to a place to live."
Shishi quickly pressed down on these two guys: "Although the popsicles are good, I still want the air conditioner more!"
"That's right, that's right. How do you say that? In the hot summer, life is completely given by air conditioning!"
Heibi immediately expressed his agreement to the proposal.
"Great tour guide...?"
Guo Dong turned to look at Liu Xing.
Liu Xing twitched his lips in embarrassment: "Well, my English is not very good."
"It's okay, we have someone who is good at English here...Girl, I remember that you lived in the United States for several years before, right? Your English should be very good, right?"
Zu Cha's face froze slightly: "Well, I haven't spoken English for several years, and some of it is not very fluent."
Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Yes, we are all a bunch of scumbags."
"But fortunately we still have a trump card."
After saying that, Guo Dong shook his head at me: "Come on, it's time for you to show off again, show off your show-off skills when you gave a speech to the little devil!"
Speaking of which, among these seven people, apart from Guo Dong, who has system cheats, Lao Hu is probably the only one who has good English. After all, his English speech at the Asian TV Drama Seminar was a sensation in the country.
It dominated the headlines for a while.
"Let's go, salted fishes, follow the big boss's footsteps and get ready to shake six six six!"
Lao Hu glanced at Guo Dong and changed what he just said.
In this regard, Guo Dong said that as long as he is not allowed to take charge of all subsequent communications with the locals and become the translator of the team, he can be criticized or criticized as he likes!