"Let's first see how much the total funds are, and give Brother Daren his share first."
Soon, the program team gave Liu Xing a thick envelope, which contained the travel funds for their first stop.
Or is it their first stop of wandering and begging for survival insurance?
Eight people only have 15,000 for six to seven days. On average, each person only has about 300 per day for food, accommodation, transportation and tickets, projects, and facility rentals abroad. This fund, let alone
In foreign countries, even some slightly famous tourist cities in China are barely enough, let alone a foreign country where the place is unfamiliar and the language is still unclear.
and……
"Fifteen thousand?"
Guo Dong exclaimed after Shishi, who worked as an accountant, counted the money and looked at the program crew with a look of disbelief: "Do you want us to starve to death in a foreign country?"
"How can it be."
After hearing Guo Dong's words, the people from the program team quickly explained: "The amount is strictly and carefully calculated by our program team. Although it is not much, it just prevents you from spending extravagantly. It is definitely enough for your first stop of the trip.
It’s useful, after all, the core focus of our program group is poor travel.”
The corner of Guo Dong's mouth twitched twice and he replied harshly with the word "hehe". Liu Xing and others who were not familiar with him looked at Guo Dong with puzzled faces. These things, when they participated in this program, the program
It was already explained in the notice sent to them by the team, and it has always been this way in the previous two seasons of the show. It can be said that everyone knows it.
They didn't understand why Guo Dong would suddenly cause trouble in this area again.
But they didn't understand that several other people who were familiar with Guo Dong vaguely guessed Guo Dong's thoughts after being slightly stunned. They looked at the program crew with gloating faces and laughed maliciously.
After all, although Qiongyou is the highlight and core concept of the show, since they have come to participate in this show, they have been mentally prepared for it. However, they can see that the show team has suffered as a result, and there is a great possibility that tourism will increase.
Funding can make your life more relaxed, comfortable and unrestrained in the following days, so why not?
"I seem to see a group of unruly people trying to harm me!"
Guo Dong rolled his eyes fiercely and made an undisguised mockery.
"I'll do a simple calculation."
Before anyone from the program team could refute, Guo Dong spoke first: "The eight of us have a total of 15,000 yuan, and the average cost per person is 1,875. In other words, regardless of other issues, the expenses at my disposal are less than 2,000 yuan.
.”
Guo Dong paused for a moment when he said this, and looked at the program crew with a dangerous look: "I don't want to talk about the prices abroad, nor the purchasing power of my less than 2,000 yuan RMB abroad. Just talk about the word "eat".
.”
"I am from Longjiang. Longjiang Province is the province with the largest production in the country. The price of grain is not only the lowest in the country, but the cheapest rice is about two yuan or more.
I can only buy more than 900 kilograms of rice..."
Guo Dong spoke out a series of data, all calculated based on the maximum purchasing power, and then pointed at himself: "Do you think I can eat more than 900 kilograms of rice in one meal?"
The people on the program team scoffed at it at first, but then they remembered something, and their faces suddenly turned pale with embarrassment or turned pale.
Because they found that they had made an almost fatal mistake.
Nine hundred pounds of rice can be said to be the most economical food expenditure. For other people, this may be an amount that they cannot eat for several years or even ten years, but for Guo Dong...
Not to mention 900 kilograms of rice, even 900 kilograms of beef, Guo Dong still has a record of eating it all without one meal.
One meal and one cow is no exaggeration for Guo Dong.
"This is just for meals, other accommodation and transportation, as well as ticket prices for various attractions, separately charged items that are not included in the tickets, and some items that require additional rental equipment... I still pay for these.
Not counted.”
After Guo Dong finished speaking, he looked at He Shouzhen in front of him with pity: "Teacher He, they don't know my appetite, do you? Do you want to starve me to death so that you can inherit my mushroom house?"
He Shouzu wiped the sweat from his forehead and remained silent.
Others only heard about Guo Dong eating a cow in one meal, or saw it on TV. Most people thought it was hype or fraud, but he had seen it with his own eyes.
These are one of the reasons given by Xiangxiang to the outside world. As a permanent guest, Guo Dong only appears occasionally.
"Then what do you think we should do?"
He Shouzuo was also desperate: "Can't we just increase the travel funds for you alone? That would be unfair to other people?"
"you can……"
Guo Dong was quickly interrupted by He Shouzou at the beginning of his words: "It's absolutely impossible. If you increase funds according to your appetite and increase funds for others, then it is not a poor travel at all, but a luxurious rich travel.
Got it!"
Guo Dong shrugged, not surprised by this. After all, these were obvious and had been expected from the beginning.
"Since this doesn't work and that doesn't work, there is only one way to solve it."
Guo Dong completely exposed his fox tail, but although He Shouzhen and the program team knew that this was Guo Dong's plan from the very beginning when he talked about this topic, they could not stop or refute it.
Who told Guo Dong that what he said was logical and an upright conspiracy, so he couldn't help but hold his nose and admit it?
"Say~!"
He Shouqi gritted his teeth: "But if you want the show crew to return your phone or wallet, then there's no need to say it, don't even think about it!"
This is the most basic matter of principle and must not be violated.
"Don't worry, although Brother Dong often breaks the rules, he is actually a person who abides by the rules of the game."
Guo Dong's words made He Shouzuo roll his eyes: "Haha, that's really hard for you."
"Okay, let's get back to the subject, my solution is, since the mobile phone and wallet cannot be returned, that is, we are still not allowed to use our own money, and you haven't given us more money, then we have to be allowed to be self-reliant and have enough food and clothing by ourselves.
?”
The corners of He Shouzhen's eyes twitched, and he had a bad feeling: "What do you mean?"
"In the process of our poor travels, it includes but is not limited to picking up money, robbing, gambling...well, and so on. In short, no matter in any way or channel, as long as we earn and obtain it ourselves
The money can be used as we wish without any restrictions, how about that?"
He Shou looked at him with a dirty look on his face: "We are a positive and positive show. You must keep your money and abide by the law!"
I'm confused!
Picking up money is fine, but what the hell are you doing about robbing and gambling?
Brother, we are recording a program! We want to broadcast it for audiences across the country to watch!
Are you trying to teach bad things to children and get the entire program banned?
Also, what you hesitated to say just now, does it also include "part-time jobs" such as killing people and fire prevention to make money?
I am very familiar with Guo Dong, and I also know some things about the dark world, especially some of Guo Dong’s past scandals. Although he is smiling on the surface, he is already extremely upset in his heart!
"I know I know."
Guo Dong waved his hand: "That's what I said, just as a metaphor."
Even so, looking at the look Guo Dong gave him, He Shouzu interpreted another sentence.
‘Don’t worry, the program will not be blocked, the superiors will give us this face’
He Shougou, who interpreted this information, almost suffered a myocardial infarction.
As the newly formed National Security Group Nine Special Forces Team together with Huang Laoxie, Zhu He and Lao Dengtou, it only accepts the direct command of Guo Zitou No. 1, 2 and 3 and his immediate superior, Guoan Lao Zhang, so it becomes clearer
Guo Dong is the most well-versed He Shouzu in China, so there will be no doubt about this.
"Yes, but each method can only be used once."
After He Shouzou pondered for a moment, he felt that this was the only solution.
"make a deal!"
Guo Dong smiled and nodded, turned around and high-fived several teammates to celebrate.
"In this way, if we are together, no matter whether it is food, clothing, housing or other things, after the seven people share it together, although there are many people, it is actually much less on average than what Brother Daren needs to spend, and I also strive to
It’s time to earn extra money in any way you can to supplement your funds.”
At this point, Guo Dong paused and looked at the others: "So my suggestion is to give my share to Brother Daren, so that Brother Daren can live a more relaxed life even if he is exiled alone.
.”
Some people in the group frowned and some were silent, but after a moment of thinking, everyone except Brother Daren chose to agree.
"No, no, the money is limited, and you have a big appetite. What will you do if you give me your share?"
Looking at Brother Daren who looked impatient, Guo Dong chuckled and looked at Heibi with a vulgar expression: "Girl, how about giving you a chance to support me?"
Heibi threw two big hygiene balls over and looked at him with disgust: "Ugly!"
Guo Dong was not angry, and turned his head to look at Shishi beside him: "Guliang, do you want to know about the son-in-law who came to marry me?"
Shishi punched him in embarrassment: "I'm not Gao Cuilan, I don't want you, a pig who comes to your door!"
"It's over. I, the once popular Brother Dong, have become a loner that no one wants..."
Guo Dong, who was rejected by the two people without hesitation, sighed sadly, stepped behind Zu Cha, and flattered the little girl's shoulders: "This young and beautiful young lady,
Can you help me, who is weak, pitiful and helpless? Although I don't have much, I can repay my kindness with my body."