"Brother Xiao Guo, you are so evil~ Please stay away from me!"
Amidst the girls' screams, they were accompanied by Guo Dong's evil smile and the little crocodile in his hand that was being strangled by his neck and struggling in vain.
After the previous conflict with the tribe had eased slightly, because Guo Dong's compensation promise to the tribe leader had not yet arrived, the originally planned Zuma tree house could not go. Everyone had to stay in the tribe until the supplies arrived.
among.
Fortunately, in addition to the places selected by the program group itself, there are also many places near this tribe that can be used to complete the program group's travel plan - fishing for piranhas and catching crocodiles.
So a group of people took the tribe's boat and arrived near this shallow swamp, preparing to complete the process of catching crocodiles first.
Of course, Guo Dong would not deny that he was worried that the tribesmen would poison the food, so he went out to catch two crocodiles for the group's dinner tonight.
"Lao Hu, why are you so far away from a boy?"
Guo Dong looked at Lao Hu, who was sitting at the stern of the boat and never came close, and smiled even more viciously. Especially when he was about to throw the crocodile in his hand at Lao Hu, it even caused a new wave of screams and screams.
middle finger.
"Don't seek death, let him go quickly, otherwise his mother will come to your door soon and you will..."
"It's time to have a meal!"
Lao Hu's half-sentence, 'It's time to kneel down,' was held tightly in his throat. Seeing Guo Dong's eyes gleaming and his throat surging, a pair of dead fish eyes appeared in silence.
"When you go to the rainforest and catch a crocodile, it would be a shame not to touch it yourself."
Listening to what Guo Dong said with his back turned to him, Lao Hu's dead fish eyes became more and more resentful: "Is this the reason why you stuffed the little crocodile into my arms?"
Guo Dong didn't feel his friend's deep resentment at all, and waved his hand with his back to him: "Don't disturb me."
Then Guo Dong suddenly stepped forward, bent down, stretched out his hand and grabbed a crocodile again: "Yes, this one is quite fat!"
Looking at the crocodile in his hand, which was several times bigger than before, Guo Dong nodded with satisfaction: "I thought that one was too small just now and could only be stewed into soup and mixed with water until full. You are here to bring warmth. Really
good!"
As he spoke, Guo Dong pinched the crocodile's neck with one hand and lifted it up in the air. In exchange for this, Shishi and the others on the boat behind him gave a new round of sharper exclamations. At the same time, the other hand seemed to carelessly
Yes, by patting and pinching this half-meter-long crocodile, you are actually removing the joints from its spine and limbs, ensuring that it will no longer have any lethality.
"Watch my dinner."
Just as Guo Dong was about to board the boat, he continued to let Shishi and others enjoy (surprise) (terrify) this already possessing a certain degree of lethality and the power of an apex predator, um... food?
Suddenly, I heard a strange sound of water flowing in my ears, but I was stunned for a moment, and the expression on my face changed. I removed the upper and lower jaw joints of the crocodile in my hand, making it lose its ability to bite, and then threw it away.
on board.
"Oh my god~Help!"
"I'm a fool"
Plop~Plop~
There was a series of exclamations and screams and several muffled sounds of heavy objects falling into the water. Half of the people on the boat were instantly reduced. Either they were frightened and fell into the water, or they reacted quickly and jumped into the water in the fright. They were already equipped to avoid
A half-sized crocodile with the ability to eat people.
"Guo! Are you crazy?"
Shang was still on the boat, or Lao Hu, who had not yet had time to jump into the water to escape, saw Xiao Zucha was so frightened that he fell limply into the seat of the boat, looking at the half-sized crocodile so close in horror.
He didn't dare to move at all. He immediately suppressed the fear in his heart, stepped forward and held down the half-big crocodile, and cursed Guo Dong under the boat.
"Do you think you can control a half-grown crocodile?"
Guo Dong did not get angry, but very calmly pointed at the half-sized crocodile that Lao Hu used his body to hold tightly against the ship's board.
"What?"
Lao Hu was startled for a moment, then realized: "Huh?"
Looking down at the crocodile under his control, it seemed that... there was no resistance or struggle at all, let alone a man-eating rampage.
"you……"
Lao Hu looked at Guo Dong doubtfully, but was interrupted by Guo Dong very calmly: "The ingredients need to be processed before being put into the pot."
As he spoke, Guo Dong stepped forward to Pang Di, who had jumped into the water in panic and fluttered away from the boat. He dragged her towards the side of the boat: "I think you'd better get on the boat quickly now."
"don't want!"
Looking at the half-sized crocodile that was not violent and hurtful, but was still twitching and twisting, Fatty shook his head crazily without hesitation: "That crocodile is too scary, I will never go up there."
Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders, picked up Shishi and threw it onto the boat, then looked at Fatty: "Have you ever heard of the saying that a family must be neat and tidy?"
uh-huh?
Fatty looked at Guo Dong with a standard black question mark face. Then, Guliang, a foodie who was full of snacks, finally had an idea. With a swish, he turned over and rushed to the boat: "Come up, come up~ There are crocodiles coming.
It’s still a big crocodile! Run, run!”
While greeting the people still in the water, he repeatedly urged the staff responsible for operating the boat.
"What are you running for?"
Fatty was stunned, and the anxiety and fear on his face instantly solidified: "Are you lying to me?"
Guo Dong reached out and threw the cameraman who fell into the water, who was also the last person still in the water, onto the boat by the collar. He took out the short knife from the scabbard on his back and held it behind his back, ignoring Fatty's condition and anger.
, but looked at the water flow getting closer and closer and licked the corner of his mouth: "Looks like this one is fat enough!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Guo Dong shot out like an arrow that had been leaving the string. Before anyone could react, he had already landed in the deep water area more than ten meters away.
"Hiss~"
A huge roar broke the calm night, and countless water splashes rose into the sky. Even on the boat more than ten meters away, Lao Hu and others felt the water droplets rushing towards their faces, as if they were as dense as a rain.
"Protruding!"
Guo Dong's annoyed gentleman's words reached everyone's ears: "I thought it was the crocodile mother who came to rescue (send) the baby (head), but I didn't expect it to be a big snake!?"
Guo Dong quite likes crocodile, braised, stewed and barbecued is good, but he has no love for snakes!
Even if it is an Amazon anaconda, he has no interest in it.
After all, even if Amazon Senran claims to be the largest snake on earth, it is absolutely impossible to compare with those big snakes channeled by Orochimaru.
No matter the meat quality or size!
What kind of meat does Guo Dong dislike eating the most now?
There is no doubt that it is dog meat and snake meat, not because Guo Dong is a dog lover, nor because he is afraid of molluscs, but just because after every battle of large scale or level, in line with the principle of no waste, Ham opened
The hell dogs summoned by the Gate of Hell and the various snakes of various sizes summoned by Orochimaru finally entered Guo Dong's belly.
The same is true for people including Ham, Da Comma and Lin Chaoying.
For no other reason than just being fed up with it!
"Does anyone eat pythons?"
After a while, the water calmed down. Some people on the boat wanted to come to help and rescue Guo Dong. Some people wanted to escape to avoid danger. Before the dispute could come to a conclusion, Guo Dong had already stabbed a huge and ferocious snake head with a knife, dragging a long
The colorful python, which was several meters long and as thick as a child's waist, broke through the waves and came to the side of the boat.
"Mom~"
Seeing that Guo Dong was fine, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the ferocious and terrifying giant snake head that was shaking and struggling from time to time because of the unique nervous system of snakes. Everyone instantly felt that there was a car behind him.
, a scream pierced the night sky.
With the exception of people from eastern Guangdong who would covet such a giant python and transform into gourmets, there are probably few people who would not be covered in goosebumps and scream in fear.
"Take it away! Take it away quickly~"
After experiencing constant frights from crocodiles and anacondas, Fatty's voice already had a hint of crying.
"Are you sure? You must know that this thing is the best for soup, braise and barbecue!"
Although Guo Dong was tired of eating snakes, he knew how delicious this thing was and couldn't help but persuade Fatty.
"Take it...really?"
After all, fear was given food, especially when Guo Dong's wrist shook slightly, and a strong force was transmitted into the Anaconda's body through the short knife, wiping out its last nerve activity, and there was no longer any movement.
"Of course, it also has the effects of strengthening nerves, prolonging life, and nourishing the skin."
Guo Dong rolled up the whole anaconda like a garland and threw it on the boat: "Just right, the crocodile and the anaconda, after removing the marinated or grilled parts, are my staple food for dinner, and the remaining part is enough to cook several big meals.
Your dinner."
Although they agreed that the family should be neat and tidy, it was very regretful because the crocodile mother or the crocodile father broke the appointment, but there was an old uncle from next door who came to join the luxurious dinner. Can it be regarded as something lost and gained in the east?
"Unfortunately, these two crocodiles are still a bit small."
After finally stopping for dinner, I looked for Guo Dong who returned to the boat. He smashed and smashed his mouth, looking at the two crocodiles, one half-grown and one cub, and sighed with regret.
Although there is quite a lot of anaconda meat, and he has already matured as a Nascent Soul, he can go without eating or drinking for a year and a half, but he still has to live up to the temple of the five internal organs, and he can’t let his food and drink go to waste, right?
"Hello~"
When Lao Hu heard Guo Dong's words, he was so frightened that he hugged him quickly, fearing that this guy would get off the boat again and make something scary: "You have enough, right? Two crocodiles and one anaconda are not enough for you?"
Look at the boat, it is almost overloaded and silent due to the weight of the anaconda!"
We just had such a big conflict with the tribe, how could we give them a giant battleship? What’s more, this primitive tribe doesn’t have one either!
A small broken boat, with Guo Dong's seven people on it and three or five of the program crew's entourage, was already on the verge of being fully loaded. However, with so many prey added, the waterline was almost even with the length of the boat.
!
"The key is that snake meat doesn't taste good. I'm already tired of it!"
Moreover, although these Amazon anacondas are wild, they are not as tasty as the snake-like psychic beasts from Longdi Cave.
Guo Dong still didn't say anything in his heart, otherwise he might be treated as Shen Jingbing by Lao Hu and others. (To be continued)