"I'm going to go fishing for piranhas in a moment. Before I set off, I have something very important to confirm with you."
After eating a feast cooked by crocodiles and anacondas, although several people were still uneasy because of the previous conflict with the tribe, it was somewhat relieved. Therefore, although everyone got up relatively late the next day,
But it's a good sign that they can at least get some sleep.
Therefore, I saw that several people had gotten some sleep and rest yesterday, so the plan of fishing for piranhas in the adventure manual of the program team was also put on the agenda.
"What happened?"
Seeing Guo Dong push Lao Hu and Liu Xing aside and ask the four girls of him seriously, Shishi and the four of them couldn't help but look at each other.
"Have any of your relatives come?"
relative?
What relative?
In the rainforest on the other side of the earth, where is the kiss...
At first, the four of them were too confused to react, and they couldn't help but complain in their hearts. But then they realized what Guo Dong meant by relatives, and all of them suddenly couldn't help but blush, and glared at this guy angrily.
"Hey, do you know that these things are secrets that cannot be asked even more than a girl's age and weight?"
While Shishi complained that this guy had no scruples in asking such questions in front of so many people in public, she also slapped him a few times angrily.
"Nonsense, even though I am a straight man, I know that this kind of thing cannot be asked easily."
Guo Dong rolled his eyes angrily: "But we are going to catch piranhas later, and I have to confirm this issue, otherwise your relatives will cause the piranhas to arrive early and run wild, and the boat may capsize at any time.
Break the sampan, then we won’t be fishing for piranhas, but feeding them!”
Guo Dong said the reason silently, which made the blush on the faces of the four girls fade slightly.
Fortunately, although the four people were embarrassed in the end, they still shook their heads and said that they were not during the monthly visit period of their relatives.
"That's the best thing, let's go."
Guo Dong nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand, and led the people towards the broken wooden boards on the water bank that could barely be called boats: "Wait a minute."
Suddenly, Guo Dong, who had just started walking, stopped and shouted, startling everyone: "What's wrong? What happened?"
Guo Dong had a serious face, but there was a subtle hint of amusement hidden in the corner of his mouth. He looked at Lao Hu and Liu Xing seriously and solemnly: "The four of them are fine. Your uncle is not here, right?"
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"I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"
"Bigger your uncle's balls!"
"You're the only one here, uncle!"
Seeing Lao Hu furiously chasing Guo Dong and the roar that could be heard by the entire tribe, several people looked at each other speechlessly, shook their heads in confusion, and then looked at Liu Xing with curiosity.
: "Aren't you going to hunt down that bastard with Lao Hu?"
Liu Xing shook his head and smiled softly: "You can't beat me, you can't catch me, so why bother to put in the effort?"
Several people frowned slightly, feeling as if Liu Xing had changed a lot since he escaped from the shark's mouth, and his whole person had become much quieter than before.
The most obvious thing is that I don't care as much about many things as I did before, and I am more positive, giving people a feeling of being indifferent and seeing everything through.
To use a word that has become popular recently, to describe it, everyone is Buddhist-like.
"There are seven of us in total. Shishi and Xiao Zucha are on the same boat as me, and we will take care of both sides in the middle. After all, Lao Hu is older, and you and Fatty are in the same group. Heibi has experienced the mushroom house incident before, and has a relatively high psychological quality.
You take care of Liu Xing."
When I came to the shore, I saw that although the length of the boats on the water's edge was okay, they were barely wide enough for one person to step in, and there was no waterline at all. If the water splash was bigger, the people in the boat would sway more from side to side.
Guo Dong frowned, and then divided the seven people into groups without objection.
"Hey? What do you mean I'm older? I'm still in my prime, okay!?"
"Brother Dong, are you wrong? I am a boy, so I should be the one taking care of Sister Heibi, right?"
As soon as Guo Dong finished speaking, Lao Hu and Liu Xing began to protest.
"Don't talk, 8-year-old boss. I am an 8-year-old Lafite Collection, and you are an 8-year-old single. No one wants you - the left-behind child of Xianjian!?"
Protesting against this thing was not only ineffective, but also led to Guo Dong stabbing his heart with a knife, and twisting his heart several times. In pain, Lao Hu covered his heart and took several steps back, almost 8
The old blood spurted out, disguised as an eight-year-old Lafayette Guo Dong's head.
In particular, the weird phrase "The left-behind child with the fairy sword" gave a sense of déjà vu to Zeng Xiaoxian's bonus. Hu Yifei's classic phrase "nouveau riche" gave Lao Hu a heavy critical blow.
"And you, what's wrong with the boys? You're a little brat. Even if you have experienced escaping from a shark's mouth and having an epiphany about life and death, your experience is still too shallow. Not only has Heibi eaten more sodium chloride than you have eaten refurbished rice,
And the special events she has experienced are bigger and more dangerous than your previous ones."
Guo Dong's words confused everyone: "Sodium chloride? What is that?"
Especially Heibi: "My surname is Guo, since when did my aunt eat sodium chloride? Are you bullying me again by bullying my aunt for not studying well?"
Haha...haha!
Guo Dong stiffly twitched the corner of his mouth, not hiding his disdain at all, and then took out six bracelets: "Six of you, each of you, put one on your wrist."
The bracelet looks ugly, like six one-centimeter-wide cloth circles cut from someone's stockings: "Eh~ What is this? So ugly?"
Faced with everyone's disgust, Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "It was urgently processed in the morning. Time is urgent, so don't pick and choose. Hurry up and put it on your wrist one by one. Remember not to cover it with anything. I guarantee that if you
Once it falls into the water, it will be soaked immediately."
Listening to Guo Dong's serious and detailed explanation, everyone frowned slightly: "What is this?"
Guo Dong looked at several people who were still unwilling to wear the bracelet that he had actually made out of a sock tube on his wrist last night, so he sighed helplessly, took out one of the bracelets and put it directly on Shishi, who was somewhat resistant.
on the wrist.
Then when putting this so-called bracelet on Xiao Zucha, Guo Dong turned his back to the others and said without raising his head: "If you accidentally fall into the water, this thing can protect you and survive...even if it falls on food."
It’s the same when surrounded by mermaids.”
A few people blinked and looked at the ugly and disgusting bracelet with confusion: "Ah? Is this a peace charm? Isn't this too unlikeable?"
"It's a bit ugly, but it does work."
Guo Dong looked at several people who, although their faces were full of disgust, still put their bracelets on their arms one after another, and breathed a sigh of relief: "But this thing is not a peace charm, or the peace charm is not as useful as it.
"
"This can really save lives at critical moments."
"By the way, this thing is disposable. Don't reach into the water and deliberately wet the bracelet to see what it does."
When he saw a guy who had been single for 8 years according to his age, stretching his hand towards the water, Guo Dong pulled him back with a dark look on his face.
"Okay, okay, if you don't want to try, don't try. Look at how stingy you are."
Guo Dong ignored Lao Hu's complaints and helped Shishi and Xiao Zucha get on the boat safely. He also sat between them and rowed his boat between the other two boats.
It is in the middle position of everyone, so that it can respond to emergencies from any direction and anyone at any time for rescue.
Although this thing is not very precious to me, I just cut the stocking tube into a cloth circle, then engraved the Nine Suns Golden Body on it, and set the release conditions to be automatically triggered when it enters the water, and it became the most inferior thing in history.
, a so-called bracelet with a simple inscription.
But although it is so crude that it is inferior, it is indeed a good thing that can save their lives even in the most dangerous time after they fall into the water.
It's not considered precious, and Guo Dong won't be stingy about making another one, but once it's triggered, the glittering 'special effects' are hard to explain.
This is different from the previous ones who used magic or medicine as an excuse, or who could theoretically achieve it through exercise. At most, they could just say, "I am gifted, have a superb inheritance, and now I have exceeded the limits of the human body."
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"Let's go fishing for piranhas."
The three boats left the shore and headed deep into the rain forest along the waterway. Guo Dong's face also lost its usual look because no one saw it, looking a little solemn and solemn, and there was murderous intent in the depths of his eyes.
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"I hope my hunch is wrong."
The reason why Guo Dong would rather use sock tubes to modify them than to urgently process these six bracelets engraved with the Nine Yang Golden Body was because he suddenly had a sudden impulse in the morning and felt a little uneasy.
Although he doesn't know how to divination, he also knows that people like him who have achieved Yuanying are far inferior to the legendary gods.
There will be no such restless feeling.
Once this feeling occurs, there is only one explanation, and that is that someone or something related to you is either happening now or about to happen, and it is definitely not a good thing.
After contacting Gao Yao, and even going back to see the old lady and Tangtang, and confirming that nothing happened to them, and instructing the security personnel around them to be more vigilant, the only possibility left was to
These are the people around me.
Thinking about yesterday's conflict and grudge with the tribe, and the plan to catch piranhas that was going to be carried out later, Guo Dong couldn't help but take precautions.
"If they are really so blind and seeking death, then even if it's hard to explain, I can't help but be soft-hearted!"
A moment later, when he was far away from the tribe, Guo Dong's eyes were filled with murderous intent, and a faint crack appeared between his eyebrows, like an eye, but there were circles of strange rings in it that were uncertain in light and dark.
If that time really comes, Guo Dong won't mind throwing a Tianzhenxing to shock the world. (To be continued)