Chapter 116 An Neng Distinguishes My Male and Female
The two badly beaten Taoist priests were carried back to the back. Retribution, retribution! You couldn’t have imagined that retribution would come so quickly and violently. During the day, I was so happy that you beat me up!
I looked at the two groups of people with great joy, wishing they would start fucking each other right away.
However, he did not comply with my wishes. Old Man Han came out again and said something to the old yellow-robed Taoist priest.
Unexpectedly, the yellow-robed Taoist laughed loudly and raised his hands, and soon two young yellow-robed Taoist priests came out from behind and carried out a plaque!
I was so fucking happy just looking at it. In what age are we still doing this? Shouldn’t that plaque say “Sick Man of East Asia”?
It's a pity that I was too far away from the blue stone platform and couldn't see what font was written on the plaque. But it was probably not a good thing, because Old Man Han immediately started pointing at the yellow-robed Taoist priest and cursing.
Old Man Han immediately raised his hand to stop the Taoist priests from shouting. He did not take the plaque, but waved his sleeves and led the disciples back to the Taoist temple.
The group of Taoist priests in yellow robes suddenly laughed again and simply placed the plaque on the bluestone platform.
Then he went down the mountain laughing and joking!
I saw it inexplicably, but I am sure of one thing. Old Man Han suffered a loss and was stepped on!
I immediately smiled again, why am I worried about him? Isn’t this in line with my wishes? I want to demolish Old Man Han’s Taoist temple!
Soon, a figure walked towards me, and I was shocked. That... that was a bitch.
I quickly climbed down from the tree and ran towards the medicine pond on the top of the mountain. I didn't want to get in trouble with him at this time.
Sure enough! When I soaked in the water again, the damn sissy appeared.
"Hey! Get up! It's not good to soak for too long."
I got out of the water and found him sitting depressedly on the edge, pulling out grass to vent his anger.
You are a sissy, you are a sissy, you behave and act like a girl, no wonder you are laughed at, can't you be more masculine and domineering? If it were me, I would laugh at you too.
"Let's go. This is 10,000 yuan. If you really want to learn real martial arts, come back later."
After saying that, the damn bitch slapped 10,000 yuan in front of me.
I picked it up and counted it. It was really ten thousand yuan! No more, no less!
I was confused, what's going on?
"Hey! Tao'er? What happened?"
Unexpectedly, the damn bitch pointed at my nose and yelled: "Get out of here if I tell you to, and don't call me Tao'er in the future!"
I didn't expect him to be so angry. I guess those yellow-robed Taoist priests were joking about his name.
Looking at his appearance, I really couldn't bear to be angry at all, and I really didn't want to make fun of him.
"If I don't leave, how can I give up on learning kung fu halfway! Take this money back, and don't underestimate me. This pain is nothing to me. Anyway, I have your potion to replenish my body, so I can't learn it."
I won’t leave Kung Fu!”
My attitude also became tougher. I don’t know why. I wanted to count him carefully and add insult to injury, which is my style, but when I looked at his face, I couldn’t bear it.
"You really don't want to leave?"
"Don't leave!"
"Okay! Then don't blame me for being rude!"
After saying that, the damn sissy rushed towards me.
You fucking think I'm easy to bully! I'm not afraid of anyone one on one!
I also took the risk, and suddenly I felt a heat flow from my belly button to my limbs, and I suddenly felt that I was extremely powerful.
"God help me! After being tortured for two days and soaking in potion for two nights, I actually broke through the third seal!" I was overjoyed and watched Tao'er fight back as she rushed towards me.
"You...you..." Taoer looked at me in shock.
"Humph! I didn't expect that!" I laughed loudly, gave him a counterattack, put his hands on his waist! My big hands slapped him hard on the butt!
Ah ha ha ha! The popping sound is endless! It's so happy! It feels so good! It feels so damn good! I finally got my revenge.
"Yan Zhen! Don't go too far. Drive away, drive away!" The damn bitch roared crazily.
"Whoever started it off is a fucking fool! You didn't expect it, right? You will have today, right? Haha! Do you accept it?"
"Crack!"
I slapped him on the butt again.
"You...you..."
The damn sissy almost fainted from my anger.
"What are you? Are you convinced?"
Snap!
Another hard slap on his butt.
"You...wuwu...die Yan Zhen...wuwu"
I'm going! I was immediately confused. I didn't expect that my mother-in-law started crying loudly!
"Hmph! You never tire of deceit! You taught me this. Don't try this with me. There's no point in crying!"
I slapped his ass hard again!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
What surprised me was that the mother-in-law actually buried her head in the grass and howled loudly.
I was stunned for a moment. I didn’t use much strength. Besides, you were so cruel when you beat me. My strength doesn’t even count. Why are you crying?
The dead motherfucker's whole body went limp. He buried his head in the grass and cried sadly. I let go of him, but he still kept sobbing.
"Hey! I'm joking with you! Don't be so stingy, right? Besides, you stepped on my mouth when you beat me, and I didn't do that to you either."
"Die Yan Zhen! Wuwu... you bully me... Wuwu..."
I was also drunk. How could this damn sissy be such a sissy? She looked like a little girl.
I suddenly got goosebumps all over my body when I thought of this!
"Okay, okay, isn't it just a few slaps on your butt? Do you need to cry so sadly?"
I went over to help him, but he suddenly attacked me and pushed me to the ground.
Oops! I'm just too soft-hearted. This guy is too good at pretending. He made a mistake!
"Damn Yan Zhen! Dare to slap my ass! I will take over your territory today!"
After saying that, the sissy started tearing my clothes off. I was shocked! I couldn’t let him know the secret of my belly button!
In desperation, I grabbed his chest with my backhand!
I'm going! Oh my god! It's like I was struck from head to toe by a bolt of lightning!
This...this is such a crazy situation, this bitch is a woman? Are you kidding me?
"You...you...let go!"
The damn sissy turned red, and the blush spread all the way to her neck.
I swallowed like crazy! This Tao'er has a unique flavor, it's so damn tempting!
I quickly let go of my hand, and it turned out that she had been wearing a bra, no wonder she looked so weird all day long, she was pretending to be a man emotionally.
Tao'er quickly climbed up, lowering her head but not saying a word.
This is fucking embarrassing. I would feel better if she scolded me.
"Yes...I'm sorry! I...I didn't know you...you were a woman!"
"You still said! Do you believe that I got rid of you?"