Chapter 117 What is it like for a woman to disguise herself as a man
Taoer glared at me fiercely. I dared to look at her. I was so rude just now. I slapped her butt and touched her chest...
"Forget what happened just now, otherwise you won't be able to leave the Taoist temple alive." Taoer threatened me viciously again.
I want to forget, but how can I forget? My hands are still burning now. Those few strokes just now were so damn enjoyable. Her buttocks, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
"Tao'er! Why are you disguising yourself as a man?" I asked curiously.
Unexpectedly, Taoer scolded fiercely: "You want to take care of me? Who told you that I am a woman?"
She looks like an angry little woman. No matter how much you pretend, you can't escape your natural instinct to be a woman. What's more, I've touched your private parts. Don't I know whether you are a woman or not?
"Okay! If you don't tell me, I won't force you. I won't leave. Don't even think about leaving me if you can't learn my true skills in one day."
"You... love to leave or not! I'm too lazy to care about you!"
Tao'er turned around and left, but when she walked to the 10,000 yuan, she seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally put the 10,000 yuan back into her pocket.
I feel happy when I look at her back. A little woman is a little woman, so why bother pretending? Aren’t you tired?
Tao'er walked some distance away, then turned back and cursed at me fiercely: "Die Yan Zhen! Listen carefully, if you dare to tell me what happened tonight, I will definitely skin you!"
I immediately laughed. You have told me more than three times tonight that you want to skin me.
I took out my mobile phone and called Kuizi and learned that they were practicing hard and told me to practice hard. They said that Old Man Han had come to see them this morning and knew about my current situation.
After hanging up the phone, I immediately felt relieved. I was really afraid that Kui Zi and the others would come to my place if they were hot-headed. I didn't want them to suffer that. No one here is normal!
I hurried down the mountain and went to Old Man Han's residence. He was sitting on a chair smoking a big cigarette.
"Old man Han, are you dead?"
I yelled loudly on purpose, but unexpectedly, a head stuck out from the room next to me. It was Taozi... She glared at me fiercely and closed the door.
I chuckled, walked directly to Old Man Han, found a bench and sat down.
"What? It seems like you are still alive and kicking. It seems that Tao'er didn't kill you."
I get angry when I mention this, why didn't I kill him? I was beaten to the point of death four times in two days!
"Thanks to you, I won't die for the time being. Even if you die, I won't die." I said coldly to him.
Unexpectedly, Old Man Han was neither angry nor annoyed, he just laughed.
"Are you crazy? Are you smiling?"
I did it on purpose, just to make him angry.
"Yan Zhen, Yan Zhen, put away those little thoughts of yours. If you want to take advantage of me, stop dreaming. I won't be angry."
I also laughed out loud.
"Really? You won't be angry? That's what you said. Whoever gets angry is the turtle!"
"cut……"
Old Man Han actually turned his face away from me.
"Old man Han! Let me tell you something, you will definitely be pissed off."
Old Man Han still doesn't like me.
"I discovered a secret! Tao'er is a girl!"
As soon as I said these words, Old Man Han suddenly exploded and stared at me fiercely.
"You...what did you do to her?"
"Look, look, you're angry now! You say that you are such an old man, but it's not just one word that makes you feel anxious."
"Say! What did you do to her?"
Old Man Han's hair stood on end and his brows almost knitted into a straight line.
"I didn't do anything, I guessed it." I said hurriedly, I didn't want to get beaten! Besides, Old Man Han must have some unknown secret with Tao'er.
"Guessed it?" Old Man Han stared at me suspiciously.
"Isn't that right? Tao'er's words are eccentric, but some of her little moves look like a little girl's. Isn't it hard to guess?"
I chuckled, but unexpectedly Taoer rushed in from outside with a sword!
"Yan Zhen! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
I went, something bad happened, I hurriedly hid behind Old Man Han.
"Dad! Get out of the way and let me chop him up!"
I'm drunk! It turns out Tao'er is Old Man Han's daughter!
"Hey... Tao'er, Tao'er, calm down! Tell me! Has he bullied you?" Old Man Han stood in front of me and asked Tao'er.
Tao'er's face suddenly turned red, she shook her head and pointed at me and cursed: "You damn Yan Zhen, you are talking nonsense, you dare to say that I am a woman!"
"Oh! What a sin, what a sin! Tao'er! Dad can't forgive you and has harmed you!" Old Man Han shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Daddy..." Tao'er was suddenly startled, and I quickly took advantage of her daze to snatch her sword away.
Taoer glared at me fiercely, getting angrier and angrier.
I was also drunk, so I shouted loudly: "Come on, come on, why are you making a fuss in the middle of the night? You really are a good woman. If you don't do that, you have to make yourself look like a man, like a man or a woman."
"Okay, Yan Zhen, just stop saying a few words." Old Man Han scolded me repeatedly.
"Tao'er, daddy can't help you, I can't help you!"
As he talked, Old Man Han actually shed tears!
When I saw this, I immediately became energetic, so I simply moved the small bench aside and became a melon-eater!
"Dad, I don't blame you. I did it voluntarily. Please stop saying that. I really don't blame you!"
Tao'er whimpered as she spoke, and two lines of hot tears couldn't help but fall down her cheeks.
This drama! It’s so damn corny, it looks like a Cantonese fragment repeated on TV, all it’s missing is the erhu. It’s so perfect if there’s an erhu playing desolate music!
"Hey, Old Man Han, what's going on here? Why did Tao'er dress up as a man, and who are those guys in yellow robes tonight?"
I couldn't help but feel curious, so I asked without boiling water.
"It's none of your business if I want you to take care of it. You'd better get out!"
Taoer scolded me angrily.
"Hey! That's all! I won't hide it from you anymore. Since you asked me, I will tell you about that group of people."
Old Man Han simply sat down and lit another large cigarette.
"Dad! Why do you have to tell him who he is?" Tao'er looked at me angrily.
Old Man Han glanced at it and said calmly: "This matter has something to do with him, and he has the right to know."
"Does it have anything to do with him? What is the background of this idiot?" Tao'er looked at me doubtfully.
You are just a second-rate person! I have a big background and will scare you to death if I tell you!
"His name is Yan Zhen, a descendant of the Yan family." Old Man Han said this calmly.
Tao'er immediately looked at me in shock, and then shook her head.
"A descendant of the Yan family? A male?" Taoer murmured.
Go ahead, I'm really impressed by her intelligence.
I chuckled and said, "No, no, can't you see? I'm just like you, a woman disguised as a man!"
"Okay, stop making trouble. Yan Zhen, listen carefully. What I'm going to say next has something to do with your Yanmen."