Chapter 168 Your friend, handsome guy Xia Liu is online
To be honest, when Monk Hua asked me if I wanted to eat the dog meat he made, I refused at first!
You know, this dog is man's most loyal little friend, and he is so cute and obedient. How can we eat their meat to satisfy our temporary appetite?
But when Monk Hua brought out the bowl of fragrant dog meat, I lost my mind and then...
For most of the hour, after a hearty meal of beer and dog meat, Monk Hua and I sat arm-in-arm on the sofa. Xiao Yuqi next to us still said with a tigerish face that we shouldn’t eat dog meat. Dogs are such cute animals. We
This is not right...
I bit my toothpick, patted Monk Hua on the shoulder and said, "That's right, but where did you, the dog, come from?"
Monk Hua squinted his eyes and said with a look of enjoyment: "This morning when I was downstairs for alms, I saw this evil beast dared to scream at me. I was worried that this evil beast would hurt innocent people, so I had no choice but to do it.
Bring it up."
I have a look of contempt for Hua Monk. He has obviously stolen someone’s dog, but he can still say it in such a grand and arrogant way. If he doesn’t become a pyramid scheme, it would be a humiliation of his talent...
I patted the flower monk and looked back at the empty room inside.
I asked Xiao Yuqi, "Where is my little brother Liangpi?"
Xiao Yuqi kept her mouth shut, as if she was still brooding over what I had just eaten.
"I don't know, I didn't see him when I got up." Xiao Yuqi said angrily.
The flower monk on the side picked his teeth and burped and said to me: "That ice cube went out before dawn."
"Where are you going?"
"I don't know." Monk Hua shook his head and said, "But I can feel that your ice boy seems to be doing something secretly."
"Oh? You know this? Could it be that that boy went to wash his feet?" I said with a smile.
Monk Hua shook his head, "Yesterday he also went out before dawn, but when he came back, I found that he had an extra smell."
Listening to what Monk Hua said, my heart was shocked!
This nose is awesome, you can smell the smell of Liangpi’s body. Sure enough, the dog meat is not in vain!
Before I could joke, Monk Hua’s next words surprised me!
I heard Monk Hua say: "Your little ice cube brother has an air of death in his body."
"What the hell? Deathly anger?"
"Yes, I suspect that your ice cube brother may have gone to kill people..." Hua Monk said.
At this moment, I couldn't help but feel my heart shake violently!
Although Monk Hua usually behaves like a beast, the credibility of his words is actually quite high.
So when I heard him say this, I secretly took a breath!
Damn it, you've only had a few peaceful days now? Why can't that guy Liangpi stay still?
I frowned, this Liangpi is new here, he probably hasn’t made any enemies yet, no, I have to ask him when he comes back to see what happened!
After sending Hua Monk and Xiao Yuqi away, I lay on the sofa and fell asleep quickly.
But before I could sleep for too long, I suddenly felt a burning pain on my face!
I opened my eyes and found Monk Hua staring at me with a serious face.
"What are you doing?" I covered my face, I was about to burst out of anger when I got up!
Monk Hua glanced at me, and then dragged me up!
"Now that we've eaten and drank enough, it's time to get down to business." Monk Hua raised his thick eyebrows.
"What the hell? If you want to wash your feet, wait until I get some sleep!"
"Do you still remember the trick I taught you to make a Buddha emerge from the world?"
I nodded vaguely and said, "Remember, I was often abused because of the trick I used."
"Well, take out the Buddhist scriptures and I will teach you the second move now."
When I heard what Monk Hua said, my mind suddenly froze!
"You want to teach me the second move?"
As soon as I started, I couldn't react! What's going on? Why did Monk Hua take the initiative to teach me his skills? This is really the first time I've seen him in a long time!
I remember that when Xueyi Buddha was born, I was stalking him. Now, this guy is so proactive, which I am not used to.
"Why are you still stunned? It's rare that I want to teach you, but you don't want to learn anymore? Didn't you insist on asking me to teach you last time? If you don't want to learn, you just talk, and I am too lazy to teach you!"
"Brother monk, let me learn!"
I am naturally very happy that someone is teaching me this skill; let alone an ancient relic like Monk Hua who was unearthed thousands of years ago, this skill will definitely not be too weak!
I quickly reached out and grabbed it into my crotch. After fishing inside for a while, I took out the already yellowed Buddhist compass...
Monk Hua took the Buddha Book and turned to the second page. Then he raised his thick eyebrows and said to me: "Look, this is the second of the nine killing styles in the Buddha Book. Two Buddhas ascend to heaven!"
Monk Hua didn't wait for my answer, he just pointed at the pattern on the Buddhist compass, then stretched out his hand and made a hand gesture...
"In ancient times, there were two Buddhas. One Buddha was named good, and the other was named evil. The two Buddhas restrained each other. One day they met a demon, and both Buddhas were defeated... So the two Buddhas united, and good and evil came from the same source. Good and evil are great.
It can destroy demons. From then on, this skill is called Two Buddhas Resurrection..."
Monk Hua muttered something while I quickly perked up my ears and listened.
What makes me very happy is that the flower monk over there is doing the hand gestures, and here in my mind, it is the same as when I learned to catch up with the shooting stars and the moon. The same kind of loop replays in my mind.
In this way, my learning ability has obviously been greatly improved.
Others can only watch things once, but I can watch them endlessly...I get tired of seeing them, I get tired of seeing them.
At this moment, I even felt a little secretly sad: If I could have been so awesome a few years ago, then I might have been a super academic, and I would have been able to take all kinds of exams easily. At that time, I was the beauty of the class and so on.
Why don't you just call me "Brother Xueba"?
Just when I was fantasizing, suddenly, I felt another burning pain on my face!
"Uncle, you..."
Before I finished speaking, Monk Hua raised his thick eyebrows and said with an unhappy look on his face: "I said that to learn the Nine Killing Styles, you must unite your mind and heart, observe your nose with your eyes, your mouth with your nose, and your heart with your mouth... Then
Look at you, your mouth is almost grinning to the sky!"
Seeing Monk Hua's unhappy look, I quickly said with a flattering look on my face: "Okay, okay, I won't be distracted anymore. Do whatever you need to do, I'll listen carefully..."
After my gentle words and my promise to accompany him to steal the dog at night, Monk Hua, with his anger subdued, rehearsed the technique of two Buddhas ascending to heaven.
A few minutes later, under Monk Hua's eyes that were as wide as copper coins, I rehearsed the two Buddhas' ascension techniques without fail.
Monk Hua stared at me, his two thick eyebrows were almost pushed together, and his face full of flesh could not help but twitch!
"You kid, you learned it after just watching it once?" Monk Hua asked in disbelief.
I shrugged, "Didn't you see it? I am such a genius."
As soon as I finished speaking, Monk Hua was about to slap me!
However, this time, I clearly saw clearly and easily dodged his slap.
"If you have something to say, please say it. Don't slap me in the face. I rely on my face to make a living."
"You kid, how is it possible that you learned about two Buddhas ascending to heaven after just watching it once? The last time you learned about one Buddha being born, he was no different from a piece of wood. Why now..."
"I don't know exactly. I just know that I started to become such a genius recently." I said helplessly. I don't want to become such a genius, but I can't help it. It's destined. Since
If you can’t resist, just enjoy it!
Monk Hua still didn't believe it. As I walked back and forth, I shook my head and simply said no more, preparing to go back to sleep again!
But before I closed my eyes, suddenly, there was a violent vibration from the phone in my pocket!
I lazily took out my phone and looked at it, and found an unread text message.
I clicked on it and saw that the text message read: "Your friend Xia Liu, the handsome guy, is online and left a message for you: Comrade Xiao Zhou, do you feel that your IQ has soared recently and you find it easy to learn anything?"