When I saw the text message Xia Liu sent me, I was in a daze for a moment!
This guy either doesn't come to me, but when he comes to me he says these incomprehensible words. What does he mean?
I quickly called back. As soon as the call was connected, I immediately asked: "Fatty Xia, what do you mean by that?"
On the other end of the phone, waves of comfortable moans came from the phone.
"Well, that's it, oh, baby, please be gentle..." Xia Liu seemed to be talking to someone.
I frowned, uncle, how long has it been, and you’re still having fun there? And you didn’t even ask me to come with you!
"Fat Xia, let me ask you something. What did you mean by what you just said?" I asked again.
Xia Liu lazily scolded me on the phone: "Grandma, you are such a bear. Don't you know that I am talking about life and ideals with a beautiful woman? If there is anything bigger, we will talk about it tomorrow."
"I lost your sister, didn't you text me first?"
"Hey, I like to play with you like this. Why? I'll talk about something tomorrow. I'm going to discuss some in-depth issues with the beauty..."
"What the hell?"
"You stupid boy, you're just asking, do you know the difference between women and men?" Xia Taoist said proudly.
I said, "We're not all human beings, so what's the difference?"
"Hey, I will teach you today, remember. The difference between men and women is that women have two advantages, but there is a loophole... As for men, although they have no advantages, they have one advantage.
...Well, without further ado, I am going to use my own strengths to discuss the beauty..."
Before Xia Liu over there finished speaking, I heard a tingling feminine voice coming from the other end of the phone.
Soon, Xia Liu hung up the phone, leaving me still there with a confused face!
"Strengths? Flaws? Damn it, is this Xia Liu really a Taoist priest?" I couldn't help but mutter.
Then I glanced at the man next to me and walked over with the leftover dog meat I had eaten before. I couldn't help but nodded and said: "What a sinister family, what kind of people have I met here! They look like monks."
A dog thief, a Taoist priest who is a prostitute..."
After a while, when I was still wondering about what Taoist Xia Liu said, Monk Hua had already burped and walked over.
"Boy, I just taught you about the two Buddhas ascending to heaven. You learned very well."
"Well, you teach well, I know."
"Hehe, I guess you are self-aware..." Monk Hua suddenly rolled his eyes, leaned over and whispered to me: "Boy, the two Buddhas who ascended to heaven have taught you, shouldn't you also express your gratitude?"
"What does it mean?"
"You promised me, have you forgotten?"
Monk Hua raised his thick eyebrows, looking calm and confident!
When I saw this, I quickly thought about it, and suddenly I couldn't help but feel something in my heart...
Monk Hua patted me on the shoulder with a playful smile, "Let's go, I've learned my skills, and go do some serious business with me."
Before I could say anything, Monk Hua dragged me outside the house. At the same time, he said to me with a mysterious expression on his face: "Boy, I am very lucky today. I met a fat dog down there. Think about it.
The fat on the body is stewed into a pot and paired with wine, it is simply wonderful..."
A few minutes later, I was dragged by Monk Hua to the door of a house that was obviously decorated a lot.
"Sir, you don't really want me to help you catch the dog, do you?" I said, almost on the verge of tears.
Monk Hua raised his thick eyebrows and said with a serious face: "What, you are not happy to let you work with me to do justice for heaven?"
"I'm happy, as long as you're happy, it's just that my dog hasn't done anything harmful, right?" I said with a grimace.
Monk Hua shook his head, stared at me solemnly, and said: "You don't understand this. All things have life and death. That dog is extremely evil in nature. I only caught it to prevent the evil dog from hurting innocent people. You
Tell me if..."
I have to say that Monk Hua is a good candidate to be a MLM lecturer!
He was obviously just catching someone's dog to eat, but he could still speak so righteously!
But what makes me weird is that Monk Hua is also quite perverted, and he loves this dog meat to an indescribable level...
Monk Hua pulled me to the corner next to the house, and then he walked to the door with a sullen look on his face.
Monk Hua cleared his throat, stretched out his hand to knock on the door and said, "Is there anyone here? Express delivery!"
"Holy shit!" I was shocked. Looking at Monk Hua's virtue, I could even think of this.
"Why didn't you tell me to check the water meter?" I said contemptuously.
Monk Hua didn't bother me at all. Seeing that no one was talking inside, Monk Hua knocked on the door a few more times.
"Is anyone here? Express delivery."
Monk Hua's voice was very high-pitched and angry, but soon, a dog barking came from inside the house...
Monk Hua's face lit up with joy, and he quickly said to me: "The dog is here, but the man is not, so here's your chance."
"What chance?"
As soon as I asked, Monk Hua had already taken out a thin wire from his body that he picked up somewhere...
And under my dumbfounded eyes, Monk Hua inserted the wire into the door lock with great skill, then gently pushed it, and with a squeak, the door opened.
"Unbelievable?" I was stunned for a moment, and Monk Hua had already smiled triumphantly at me.
"Boy, go in quickly. I'm here to show you the wind. Go in quickly and catch that fat dog!" Monk Hua's mouth was dripping with laughter. Before the dog was caught, he seemed to have already thought of the scene of dog meat being put into the pot.
"Why didn't you go?"
"The Second Buddha ascended to heaven and taught you for free? Do you still want to learn the third move?" Monk Hua asked impatiently.
Well, before my brother could resist even more, he was already suppressed by Monk Hua’s words.
Uncle, isn't it just the Nine Killing Styles? What's so great about it, why can't I catch the dog?
I was extremely hopeless and succumbed to the threat of Monk Hua. You know, the move of Two Buddhas Ascending to Heaven that Monk Hua taught me before, I felt that it was several times more powerful than the initial move of One Buddha Resurrecting.
If I can learn another move in the future, will I have to reach the peak of my life and marry Bai Fumei?
Before I could fantasize too much, Monk Hua had already stuffed me into the room and said to me: "Hurry up, I'll watch the outside for you."
Looking at Monk Hua's treacherous appearance, I felt like crying without tears!
It's so good, man, why did I become a dog thief? What a depravity!
But when I thought about the power of the two Buddhas ascending to heaven, I thought that if I fell, I would fall. Anyway, I was used to it, right...
Monk Hua showed me the wind at the door, and I cautiously entered the room.
As soon as I entered the house, I was blinded at first, but after I became familiar with the light here, I realized that there is actually quite a lot of space inside!
This house can be said to be well-decorated, and the owner who lives here seems to love cleanliness too much. Everything in the house is neatly arranged, and even the air is filled with a very good smell.
The smell...
But when I walked further in, suddenly, I saw a dog lying inside not far away that I seemed to have seen before!
When I saw the appearance of the dog, I was stunned at first, and then I suddenly realized: Sir, isn't this dog the Korean woman Han Yun's? I saw it today, and this guy even barked at me!
"What's wrong with this? A stolen dog came into her house..." I felt really sick in my heart. I had to work hard just to have Monk Hua teach me the Nine Killing Styles!
"Woof!"
Suddenly, the dog started barking, but fortunately, the dog was tied on that side, still some distance away from me, so he could only stare at me and bark randomly.
"If you bark again, I will pluck all your hair out, Hongshao!" I said with a glare.
When the dog saw me, it started barking again, but fortunately it was tied up, otherwise it would have definitely pounced on me!
"Woof woof!" The dog was still barking. Before I could think about whether I should knock him unconscious and throw him out to Monk Hua, suddenly, I heard a lazy voice coming from the room with the door open.
This sound was in Korean, and I didn’t understand what it meant at all, but what made me ache was that as the Korean sound fell, I saw the door of the house being slowly opened...