As soon as I entered the house, I saw that there were many people in the house, and they were all people I knew.
In the innermost part, my mother was lying on a coffin, crying loudly.
Dad was standing aside, smoking cigarettes one after another.
Looking at what was ordered outside, Uncle Quan and my cheap master, Old Man Yin, were also there, but these two old antiques had sullen faces and stared directly at the coffin.
I breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time I became a little puzzled: My parents are still alive, so who is in the coffin?
I couldn't help but take a few steps forward, and at a glance I saw Fatty Xia standing outside.
I gently patted Fatty Xia on the shoulder, wanting to ask him what was going on.
As a result, Fatty Xia said without turning around: "Don't make trouble."
I stretched out my hand and patted it again.
Fatty Xia still didn't look back, but his tone was a bit unpleasant, "Old Deng, stop making trouble, we are having a funeral!"
I frowned and slapped him, "Who is the funeral for?"
"Grandma, you are a bear. I asked you, Old Deng, can you respect that guy Ling Feng? You are holding a funeral for him, didn't you see?"
Fatty Xia cursed, but when he turned around and saw it was me, he was stunned!
"Grandma is a bear?"
Fatty Xia was stunned for a moment. Suddenly, the facial features on his fleshy face were all squeezed together!
"Oh, let me go, Ling Feng, have you become a ghost? Are you here to ask for your life? I have not offended you!" Fatty Xia took out the peach wood sword and blurted out!
I didn't react for a while, but then, Uncle Quan and the others all turned their eyes over!!
And when they turned around, I saw shock on their faces!
I smiled bitterly and asked: "What's wrong, everyone? Why are you looking at me like this? Although I am handsome, there is no need to look like this..."
Before I could finish speaking, my mother beside the coffin suddenly shouted: "Xiaofeng, is that you?"
I hesitated for a moment. Although my mother has gotten older, when did her eyesight become so bad? Her own son is standing in front of me alive, and she still asks if he is?
"Mom, are you kidding me? You can't even recognize me?" I couldn't laugh or cry.
Mom seemed startled for a moment and quickly looked at dad beside her.
"Xiaofeng's dad, Qi Xiaofeng is back before this begins. Xiaofeng must have something to say to us!!"
"I'm dizzy. Mom, what are you talking about? I'm so confused. I'm not dead yet!!"
I walked over quickly, but suddenly Fatty Xia pulled out his mahogany sword and blocked my way.
"Who are you, a monster, who dares to transform into Zhou Lingfeng?"
"Fuck your uncle, you can't even recognize me?"
"Don't try to deceive me, you must have turned into a ghost!"
Fatty Xia rushed over as he said that. I raised my eyebrows. Damn it, Fatty Xia is mentally retarded!
I quickly stepped on the Tiangang Steps, walked around Fatty Xia, and then kicked him in the butt. Fatty Xia fell like a shit!
"Uncle Quan, Old Man Yin, what's going on?" I noticed that everyone's eyes were weird, so I asked hurriedly.
Mom and Dad looked at each other with strange expressions.
But at this moment, it was Uncle Quan who spoke first.
I saw Uncle Quan looking at me with his old eyes, and then he said: "Is your kid still alive?"
"What the hell? Do you really want me to die?" I asked angrily.
I looked at my parents and found that they were stunned.
"Is this really Xiaofeng? Xiaofeng is not dead yet?" My mother rushed over and pinched my face, her hands trembling a little.
Mom said: "It's really Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, you are not dead."
"Uh, mom, what's wrong with you?"
My mother looked happy and said, "Great, Xiaofeng is really not dead...but who is that lying in the coffin?"
When my mother finished speaking, I was stunned and hurriedly asked Fatty Xia beside me: "What's going on? When I left before, I said you would leave if I didn't come back in an hour, but you don't have to do it for me so early.
Let’s have a funeral.”
Fatty Xia's fleshy face was sweating, and he said tremblingly: "Grandma, you are such a bear, do I seem to be such an ignorant person? It's just that yesterday at the entrance of the crematorium, we saw a coffin, and it was your body lying inside.
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"Damn, it's impossible. I'm here alive. Where did the body come from?"
After I finished speaking, I quickly walked over to the coffin, and then under the eyes of everyone, I lifted the lid of the coffin!
As soon as the lid of the coffin was opened, I saw a paper man lying inside!
I hesitated for a moment and was shocked because I found that the clothes on this paper man were the same rags I had changed into and thrown away in the hotel.
My heart couldn't help but be shocked!
"Why is it a paper man?" I asked.
"I saw a corpse yesterday, right?" Fatty Xia said with a surprised look on his face.
Even Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin looked at each other with a look of astonishment in their eyes.
"What the hell is going on?" I was also a little confused. There was completely a paper man in the coffin.
Uncle Quan also came over, glanced at the coffin, and said, "It seems we were deceived."
"Uh, can even an old fox like you be fooled?"
I don't quite believe it. Who is Uncle Quan? He is a scheming old fox. If he doesn't lie to others, then he is pretty good. How can he be fooled by others?
"I hope you're okay, kid!" Old Man Yin also came over and patted me on the shoulder.
I nodded and looked at Old Man Yin, and found that after not seeing him for a while, he seemed to have gotten older, and the stubble on his face had turned a little white. It seemed that something had happened during this time.
I took out the paper figurines in the coffin and looked at them. The more I looked at them, the more weird and creepy I felt!
"Did you all see the body yesterday?" I asked.
Everyone nodded, especially my parents, who held my hand for fear of thinking that I was dreaming.
I had to comfort them with a few words, saying it was probably a prank or something to reassure them.
After a while, I heard an exclamation from behind!
I looked back and saw that Deng Youde was coming with Xiao Yuqi, Xiaoshe, and Liangpi.
"Holy shit, Brother Feng, you actually came back to life?"
As soon as Deng Youde, this bastard, spoke, I couldn't help but want to slap him, but I didn't bother to slap him, Xiao She was already swaying and trotting over to me.
"uncle……"
Xiaoshe calls "uncle", but the pronunciation is similar to "dad".
And when he shouted, the parents behind me immediately froze!
"Xiao Feng, what is this?" Dad looked surprised.
My mother was even more shocked. She stared at Xiaoshe who threw herself into my arms, her eyes as big as a bell!
I just heard my mother murmuring: "Oh my God, my son is not dead, and I still have a grandson?"