Looking at the expressions on my parents’ faces, I couldn’t even laugh or cry!
God knows, this little house is not my child at all, okay?
But it’s impossible for me to tell my parents the truth, otherwise I would probably scare them.
But Xiaoshe hugged my neck with an innocent look on her face. After not seeing each other for a while, this little guy actually got a lot closer to me.
"Son, did you find a girlfriend outside, and you were afraid that your mother would say something about you, so you didn't dare to bring her home?" my mother asked me.
Looking at my mother's torch-like eyes, I suddenly felt dizzy!
How to explain this?
I am only nineteen years old now, and Xiao She looks to be at least two years old. If I don’t admit that Xiao She is my son, but Xiao She always calls me “father”, how can I explain it clearly?
But if I unscrupulously become Xiaoshe's father, then I will be considered as giving birth to a child out of wedlock, no, underage. If word gets out, the police will probably be the first to come to my door...
"Auntie, don't rush to recognize your grandson. This is a small house. Do you think he looks like your son?" Deng Youde reminded vaguely from the side.
Only then did my mother turn her eyes to look at the small house carefully. After a few seconds, my mother's words almost made me spit out a mouthful of blood.
Mom said excitedly: "It looks so much like Xiaofeng's father, look at the child's eyebrows, and look at the little penis in the crotchless pants. It's as dark as when Xiaofeng was two years old..."
"Mom..." My face turned red and I hurriedly covered my face. It was so embarrassing!
But my mother was no longer in the same channel as me at this time. She was completely attracted by Xiaoshe. She looked for a good grandson in her mouth, and then she picked up Xiaoshe in her arms. She would fight with anyone who dared to compete with her.
Just like working hard.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart!
"Okay, now I have to admit it even if I don't admit it. I am determined to be Xiaoshe's father."
I shook my head, while Deng Youde and Fatty Xia were already winking and laughing.
Seeing their son back alive again, my parents were obviously very happy. And with such a chubby, milky-sounding "grandson" coming into the little house, my parents were very happy.
I had no idea that this "grandson" would be fake.
"My dear grandson, grandma will take you to buy some sweets..." Mom hugged Xiaoshe and went out without saying a word.
At this time, my father suddenly came over with a dark face.
"Xiao Feng, this is wrong for you." Dad said.
"Dad, actually..." I hesitated, ready to say that Xiaoshe was not my biological child.
As a result, my father waved his hand and said: "I don't want to hear what you said. Although it is not your fault that you gave birth to an unmarried child early, you should at least take Xiaoshe's mother home. You will bring it back in two days to make your mother happy.
, did you hear that?”
After Dad finished speaking, he shouted to his mother who had already walked out of the house: "Xiao Feng, you didn't bring any money, please walk slowly and give me a hug..."
Looking at my father's figure walking as fast as flying to grab the little house, I suddenly felt like crying without tears.
Fatty Xia and Deng Youde were chatting and laughing with their arms around each other. Even Xiao Yuqi covered her mouth and snickered a few times.
I sighed, uncle, this is fun, not only am I happy to be a father, but I also have to find a child for my second wife.
But these days, it’s easy to find someone who wants to be a father, but those who are willing to be a mother are as rare as a three-legged toad...
Just when I was at a loss, Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin came over.
"Boy, I heard them say that you found Qian Tai Sui." Uncle Quan asked.
"Yes." I nodded. Facing Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin, I had no need to hide anything.
The two old guys looked a little surprised. Even they probably never thought that I could really find this thousand-year-old Tai Sui.
"Do you know who made this paper man?" Uncle Quan asked.
I shook my head, looking confused.
Uncle Quan thought for a moment and then said: "It seems that you have offended someone again. I am afraid this paper man is just to warn you."
I smiled bitterly, "I guess so. It's just that this paper delivery man is quite powerful. He can actually make the paper man transform into me."
In fact, when I said this, there was one sentence I didn't say, and that was: I didn't expect that the paper man who turned into my corpse didn't even recognize you two old antiques.
Uncle Quan seemed to have noticed what I meant, and his face turned slightly red.
After a while, I took a look and realized that someone seemed to be missing from the field.
I asked Old Man Yin, who had never spoken, "Where is my little lover?"
Mr. Yin was stunned for a moment and looked at Uncle Quan. As a result, Mr. Quan snorted softly. Then Mr. Yin turned around and said to me: "Something happened on the way Mu Qing came back. She may not be able to come back for a while."
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"Um, what happened? It's not life-threatening, right?"
"No, don't worry."
I asked: "Then when will she come back?"
To be honest, I haven't seen my little lover for a long time, and I always feel a little empty. Without my little lover, I always feel that something is missing.
That's why I rushed back so quickly this time, just to see my little lover as soon as possible.
Finally, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed when I heard old man Yin say that my little lover wouldn't be able to come back for a while.
"It should be very soon, maybe a few days or months," Old Man Yin said.
To be honest, when I look at Old Man Yin's expression when he speaks, I always feel a little weird.
"What happened so irregularly? Wasn't he caught by those Maoshan bullshit?" I asked.
Old man Yin repeatedly waved his hands and said no, saying that Mu Qing was delayed by other things, so he couldn't come back, but he couldn't tell what the specific things were.
After a while, I didn't feel like asking any more questions. I just hoped in my heart that my little lover would come back soon.
I have also experienced a lot of things during this period. Although I feel that I have matured a lot, there are still many things in my heart that I want to say to my little lover.
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With Uncle Quan's help, I divided the Millennium Tai Sui into many parts, and then used one part to treat my mother's illness.
The medicinal properties of Thousand Years Tai Sui were so strong that I had to ask Uncle Quan to dilute the medicinal properties himself before I dared to give it to my mother.
After taking the medicinal powder made from thousands of years of Tai Sui, my mother's long-term ailments gradually improved, which made me feel that it was meaningful to explore the tomb this time.
The remaining thousand years of Tai Sui were divided into many parts by me. In addition to giving them to Fatty Xia and the others who went to explore the ancient tomb together, I also gave two filial piety tributes to Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin. As a result, Old Man Yin praised me so happily.
He is a good apprentice, and although Uncle Quan still has a straight face, his eyes are obviously a little more pleased.