Deep in Mount Emei there is a Buddhist temple with two entrances. It is small in scale and in a remote location, so few people know about it.
There is only one monk in the temple, his monastic name is Haoyin. He is a flower-picking thief, and is known as the "Flower Monk" in the world.
Cao Dan and Hao Yin were close buddies, they had similar odors, they were both drunkards and women, and they often "picked flowers" together, that is, they raped prostitutes.
There are countless of them. They formed a deep friendship in the process of "picking flowers" together.
Hao Yin is in his forties and older than Cao Dan. Cao Dan has to call Hao Yin big brother. Hao Yin has been a monk since he was a child in the Shaolin Academy in Dengfeng, Henan. His Buddhist name is Pu Se, and he is a contemporary of Zen Master Pudu. Because of his character
He misbehaved and was expelled from the school. Later, his name was changed to Haoyin.
He has strong martial arts and some skills. Cao Dan planned to assassinate Li Tianmu and was short of manpower. He wanted to ask him for help, so he came to Yufo Temple. After the two met, Cao Dan explained his purpose. Hao Yin knew that Li Tianmu was not easy to mess with and was in trouble.
Said: "Mouse, aren't you doing harm to me? How can I be the opponent of "Sword and Fairy" with these two actions?"
Cao Dan said: "I'm not asking you to fight him alone. I'll find a few more friends and we can all fight together. I don't believe we can kill Li Tianmu."
Haoyin shook his head like a rattle and said, "I won't do it."
Cao Dan originally didn't want to mention the reward, but wanted Hao Yin to help him in vain. Seeing that he refused, he had to offer him a favor, so he said, "Brother, I won't let you help in vain. I'll take the money."
Haoyin didn't even ask about the amount, but shook his head and said: "Brother doesn't want to have money and lose his life, so he won't do it no matter how much money he is given."
Cao Dan was very disappointed, so he said goodbye and left. He left Yufo Temple and walked in the mountains and forests. He was in a bad mood and was very depressed. Whenever he was in a bad mood, he missed women very much and wanted to find a woman to have sex with.
Be happy.
He thought of the wonderful appearance and really wanted to sleep with her. Whatever he thought, the wonderful appearance appeared in the distance. He couldn't believe his eyes. He was so happy that he jumped forward and said with a smile: "Ha
...Miaoxiang, my little baby, you miss me so much." He hugged Miaoxiang, his mouth and hands were not idle, nibbling on Miaoxiang's face and touching her body.
Miao Xiang returned from Wei Hui Mansion and walked in the mountains in a daze. Before returning to Jinding Guangxiang Temple, she unexpectedly met Cao Dan. She was shocked at first, then pushed Cao Dan away with all her strength, and pulled out her long hair from behind.
Jian shouted angrily and nervously: "Don't come over!"
Cao Dan smiled lewdly and said: "My little baby, what are you doing? What is there about you that I haven't seen? What piece of meat on your body have I never touched? We are already an old married couple, what else is there to be embarrassed about?
Yes, put your sword away quickly, let's have a good time." He said and pushed forward step by step.
Miao Xiang held his sword in front of him to protect him, and kept retreating, shouting incessantly: "Don't come over here..."
Cao Dan suddenly used the "empty-handed sword" move, and with lightning speed, he grabbed Miao Xiang's sword and threw it aside. Then he picked Miao Xiang up by his waist, carried it on his shoulder, and headed towards the mountain road.
Walk into the dense forest.
Miao Xiang struggled desperately and shouted for help at the top of her lungs.
Cao Dan smiled and said: "Stop shouting. Who will save you in this barren mountain? It's useless if you shout at the top of your lungs. You'd better save some energy."
After getting into the dense forest, Cao Dan laid Miao Xiang down on the grass, jumped up, pressed Miao Xiang underneath, and took off her clothes. Miao Xiang struggled and yelled: "You beast, get out of here.
Get out of here!"
The more she resisted, the more excited Cao Dan became. In the blink of an eye, Miao Xiang's red bellyband was exposed, and in the blink of an eye, the bellyband was pulled off.
At this time, I suddenly heard someone shouting loudly: "Beast, stop!"
Cao Dan heard the voice was very familiar, so he turned around and looked around. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it. The sight frightened him out of his mind. He got up in a hurry and ran forward.
Miao Xiang saw an old nun chasing Cao Dan. The old nun was none other than Emei Divine Nun Dao Xin. Dao Xin was walking in the mountains and was attracted by Miao Xiang's shout.
Cao Dan knew that if he was caught up by Dao Xin, he would be crippled even if he didn't die. He didn't want to be crippled, let alone die, so he ran as fast as he could. Dao Xin's lightness skills were not as good as Cao Dan's, and he fell further and further behind, and was finally killed by Cao Dan.
Get rid of.
Cao Dan left Mount Emei and ran for more than ten miles. When he looked back and saw that Dao Xin had not followed, he was shocked.
After the sex failed, Cao Dan was so horny that he came to a brothel in Leshan County to find frankincense to extinguish the fire. Frankincense was the top girl in the brothel and was known as the girl with the largest breasts in Leshan County. Those big breasts were really amazing
It's "turbulent and wonderful."
Cao Dan was a regular visitor there. When the old madam saw him coming, he greeted him with a smile and said, "Hey, Uncle Cao, you haven't been here for a while. Which girl do you want to see for fun today?"
As Cao Dan went upstairs, he said, "No need to ask, it's frankincense of course."
The old madam said: "What a coincidence, there is a guest in the frankincense room, so I can't accompany Uncle Cao. You can find another girl instead."
Cao Dan said angrily: "You immortal Banban, if you change your ass, I want frankincense." After saying that, he came outside the frankincense bedroom. The old madam wanted to stop him and not let him in, but how could he stop him?
Cao Dan pushed the old madam to the ground, kicked open the door of the house, broke in, and shouted: "Which son of a bitch is messing with my frankincense? Are you going to die?"
Frankincense was sitting at the table eating and drinking with a guest. When she saw Cao Dan barging in, she was startled at first, then stood up, smiled charmingly at Cao Dan, and said, "It's Uncle Cao." As he spoke, he walked over and used incense.
Pa slapped Cao Dan lightly on the face and said coquettishly: "You damn ghost, you haven't come to the slave family for several months. Where did you go? The slave family thought you had forgotten the slave family?"
Cao Dan reached over, touched Frankincense's butt, and said with a lewd smile: "I'm here, aren't I?"
Frankincense said in embarrassment: "We can't do it now. Didn't you see? There is a guest in my room. You go out and have a glass of wine first. When I finish my work, come back. I will serve you well and make you feel comfortable."
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Cao Dan looked at the guest up and down. The man was sitting facing the door. He took a closer look and saw that the man looked to be in his thirties, with a medium build. He was a fat man with a big belly and a short jacket.
, Judging from his attire, he looks like a Jianghu person.
Cao Dan shouted at the man: "Damn fat man, if you are sensible, get out of here quickly, lest your flesh and blood suffer."
The man looked at Cao Dan with a half-smile, and said, "You look like a friend on the road, can you say anything to me?"
Cao Dan was involved in a serious case and could not expose his identity, so he said: "You are a wise man, stop talking nonsense. Are you going to get out? If you don't, I will be rude to you."
The man said contemptuously: "So what can you do if you're not polite?"
When Cao Dan saw him standing upright, he became angry and said, "I'll beat you, you idiot." He Shen rushed up to the man, hit him with a small slap on the cheek.
The man stretched his left arm outward and reached out with his right hand to strangle Cao Dan's neck. Cao Dan turned to one side and grabbed the man's right wrist. In the blink of an eye, the man was sitting on a chair and exchanged four or five moves with Cao Dan.
Cao Dan saw that his moves were like lightning, his martial arts was good, and he was a first-class master. The two of them exchanged seven or eight more moves. Cao Dan stepped back four or five steps, then reached out his arm and pulled out Emei from the deerskin holster on his waist.
With the thorn in his palm, he used the tic-tac-toe and eight-pointed stab technique and attacked the man again.
He showed off the guy, and after only three or four rounds, he forced the guy up from the chair. There was a steel knife on the table, which the guy brought. Just now he saw Cao Dan, a deer with a rat head and eyes, and his appearance was not surprising.
, did not look down upon Cao Dan, and thought he could defeat Cao Dan with fists and kicks, so he did not draw his sword.
Now he wanted to draw his sword, but there was no chance. Cao Dan didn't give him this chance.
The two fought for more than ten rounds. Cao Dan suppressed the man and beat him until he could only parry and not fight back. Seeing that the man was about to die from Cao Dan's Emei stab, Cao Dan suddenly
I smelled the smell of fart, then my vision went dark and I fainted on the ground.
"Ha..." The man looked at Cao Dan and sneered, "You are seeking death if you snatch a woman from me." After saying that, he came to the table, picked up the steel knife, unsheathed it, and put the scabbard on the table.
Throwing it away, he turned around and approached Cao Dan. He held the knife in both hands and pointed the tip of the knife at Cao Dan's heart. He said, "You will die," and then stabbed down.
At this time, I suddenly heard someone shouting: "Brother Huang, wait a minute!"
The man looked towards the door and saw a young man of 23 or 24 years old walking in and asked, "Brother Zou, why did you stop me?"
The young man said: "This is really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. The whole family no longer knows each other. Brother Huang, do you know who he is?"
The man asked: "Who is this guy?"
The young man said: "He is the 'Flying Rat' Cao Dan, my eldest brother Cao."
The man was shocked and said: "So this guy is the 'Flying Rat'. Fortunately you arrived in time, I almost hurt my friend."
When the young man saw Cao Dan lying on the ground with his eyes closed, he asked, "What's wrong with my brother Cao?"
The man laughed and said: "He fainted from my fart."
The young man said: "Even the 'Flying Rat' has been tricked. Brother Huang's fart is really domineering."
The man smiled proudly and said: "Ha... let alone his 'Flying Rat', even if the Great Luo Immortal smells my fart, he will have to lie down."
The young man asked the man to detoxify Cao Dan.
The man took off his pants, took out a urinal, and wanted to pee on Cao Dan.
The young man asked in confusion: "Brother Huang, what are you doing?"
The man said: "Detoxify him." Then he peed on Cao Dan's face.
After a while, Cao Dan regained consciousness. The young man squatted next to him. Seeing him open his eyes, he said, "Brother Cao, you're awake."
Cao Dan looked at the young man and said, "Brother Zou, it's you." Seeing the man standing in front of him, he suddenly became alert, stood up, pointed his halberd at the man, and shouted to the young man, "Brother Zou, it's you.
You came just in time to help my brother kill this guy."
The young man said: "Brother Cao, no, this is my new friend, do you know who he is?" He raised his thumb and pointed at that person.
Cao Dan asked: "Who is this guy?"
The young man said: "He is the famous weasel."
When Cao Dan heard this, he was very happy and said with a smile: "Ha... God is really helping me."