When it comes to the name of Weasel, almost everyone in the world knows it. He is one of the top ten killers. He has strong martial arts skills and is very capable. His special skill is farting, and his farts can smoke people.
Even if he is unconscious, he can poison people to death. He is very domineering.
When this man first entered the world, he called himself Weasel. To this day, few people in the world know his true name and origin.
The young man's name is Zou Ning, nicknamed "Silver Gunner". He is a third- and fourth-rate figure in the world. His martial arts skills are average and his reputation is not great. Although he is not famous, his father's reputation is not small.
His father's name is Zou Tong, who is known as the "Little Overlord" because he looks exactly like Xiang Yu, the "Overlord of Western Chu". Zou Tong's family lives in Suqian County, Nazhili.
There are very few people who can rival him.
Zou Ning is the second son of Zou Tong. He was originally a good young man with good conduct. Later, he made a mistake and met Cao Dan. Together with Cao Dan, he picked flowers, stole willows, and raped women. He went astray and was killed by his father.
Kicked out of the house and homeless.
Weasel is also a big thief who picks flowers, and he is the same as Zou Ning and Cao Dan. Not long ago, after a friend introduced him, Zou Ning met Weasel in Nanzhili. At the wine table, he was afraid that Weasel would look down on him, so he confessed to Cao Dan.
He said that Cao Dan was his eldest brother.
Weasel had long wanted to meet Cao Dan, but had never met. When Zou Ning said this, he immediately expressed that he wanted to meet Cao Dan and make friends. Zou Ning and Cao Dan hadn't seen each other for more than half a year. He didn't know that Cao Dan had committed a crime and fled.
Thinking that he was staying in Mount Emei, he took Weasel to Mount Emei to meet Cao Dan.
When passing through Leshan County, the two entered a brothel to have fun, and unexpectedly met Cao Dan. Zou Ning had just been having fun with a prostitute in another room. Frankincense saw Cao Dan and Weasel fighting, and was afraid of a life-threatening lawsuit, so she went to find Zou.
Ning came to break up the fight, and Cao Dan was very lucky. If Zou Ning came one step too late, he would be dead.
Weasel cupped his fists at Cao Dan and said with a smile: "Brother Cao, I offended my brother just now, please forgive me."
Cao Dan smiled and said: "If we don't fight, we won't get to know each other. That's nothing."
He felt that his face was wet, so he wiped it with his hand. He didn't know what kind of liquid it was. He put his palm to his nose and smelled it. It was smelly and smelly. Only then did he realize that it was urine. He was so disgusted that he kept retching.
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Weasel said: "Brother Cao, I'm really sorry. In order to detoxify you, I can only pee on your face and make you suffer."
Cao Dan was angry in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He said generously: "It's nothing, nothing." After vomiting for a while, he felt much better. He opened the facial cleansing water with frankincense, and Cao Dan washed his face, and everyone sat around.
In front of the table.
The Weasel called the "big teapot" from the brothel and asked him to remove the remaining mats and put a high-quality banquet on the table.
When three men were drinking, it was obviously not enough to have only one frankincense to accompany them. Cao Dan called two more prostitutes. He and Zou Ning each hugged one, and in order to win over the weasel, they gave up the frankincense.
Everyone was changing glasses, and after three drinks and five dishes, Cao Dan changed the subject and asked Weasel: "Brother Huang, there is a big deal, do you dare to do it?"
The Weasel smiled and said: "As long as the money is in place, there is no business that I, Fatty Huang, dare not do. I wonder what kind of big deal it is? Tell me."
Cao Dan waved his hand to the prostitutes and said, "You all can go out."
After the prostitutes left, Cao Dan looked at Weasel and said, "Someone offered 20,000 taels of silver for the head of Li Tianmu, the 'Sword Flying Immortal'."
The weasel asked: "How many people should we share?"
Cao Dan said: "The two of us."
The weasel asked again: "How to divide it?"
Cao Dan said: "Split equally."
The weasel hugged his shoulders, lowered his head, and rolled his eyes around, thinking about whether to do this deal.
Seeing that he didn't express his position, Cao Dan asked: "How about it, Brother Huang, do you dare to do this deal?"
Weasel said: "I dare to dare, there is nothing I dare not do. It's just that the reward is too small. After killing Li Tianmu, the Wudang Sect will never let it go. There will be endless troubles. For a mere ten thousand taels of silver, it's impossible to poke this hornet's nest."
worth."
It was obviously a reward of 100,000 taels of silver, but Cao Dan said it was 20,000 taels, and wanted to keep the remaining 80,000 taels for himself. Seeing that Weasel was too thin and refused to accept it, he thought to himself: "The amount is too small." He said: "The reward is still high.
We can discuss it further. You name the amount and I'll go talk to the buyer?"
Weasel said: "If I can get fifty thousand taels, I will accept the deal, otherwise there will be no negotiation."
Cao Dan thought to himself: "This guy's appetite is really big. One mouthful is fifty thousand taels." He didn't want to give the weasel that much and was reluctant, but then he thought again: "This guy's stinky fart is very powerful.
Maybe I can win over Li Tianmu and give him 50,000 taels. I still have 50,000 taels left, so I won’t suffer any loss." Thinking of this, he said, "Brother Huang, wait for me for two days and I will go talk to the buyer."
Weasel said: "Okay, then there is Brother Lao Cao."
After the banquet, Cao Dan left the brothel. He said he was going to discuss with the buyer, but in fact he found another brothel and went there happily. Two days later, he returned to the previous brothel and told the Weasel that the buyer was willing to increase the money. The Weasel was very happy.
, followed Cao Dan to Feihu Escort Agency.
Li Tianmu was teaching in the courtyard. Cao and Huang jumped into the courtyard. Cao Dan sneered at Li Tianmu and said, "I'm here again, Mr. Li."
Li Tianmu looked at Cao Dan, with murderous intent in his eyes, and said coldly: "'Flying Rat', I let you escape by chance last time, but I didn't expect you to come again. This time it won't be so cheap. A certain family will definitely take it."
Keep your head." As he said that, he pulled out the Vine Dragon Sword and jumped over. Just as he was about to stab Cao Dan with his sword, he suddenly smelled the smell of fart, and his vision went dark. He swayed and fell to the ground, fainting.
Die.
"Ha..." Weasel said with a smile, "How capable I am of being the 'Flying Immortal of the Divine Sword'? It turns out it's nothing more than that."
Chen Maohong, Yu Bozhong and Wu Qi were all shocked when they saw their master fell down inexplicably. They were afraid that master had been poisoned and rushed to rescue him. As soon as they got close, they smelled the smell of fart and fainted immediately.
Cao Dan took the antidote before coming, so he was not knocked out by the weasel's stinky farts. He glared at Li Tianmu fiercely, raised the Emei thorn in his right hand, and said: "Li, you too have today." He waved it.
Emei stabbed Li Tianmu in the heart.
At this time, the weasel grabbed Cao Dan's right wrist, stopped him, and said, "No."
Cao Dan turned to look at the weasel and asked, "Why not?"
The Weasel said: "How can we kill him before we get the money?"
Cao Dan said: "Don't worry, the buyer is not short of money and will never deny it."
The Weasel said: "My rule is to hand over money with one hand and hand over to people with the other. You can't break my rules."
Cao Dan didn't want to fall out with Weasel, so he had to give up and put away the Emei Thorn. Weasel grabbed Li Tianmu, carried it on his shoulder, and flew to the room with Cao Dan. The two of them swayed back and forth, but disappeared.
Fortunately, Dong Qing was not in the hospital when the incident occurred, otherwise she would have been in a terrible situation. If the two perverts Cao Huang and Cao Huang were to see her, her chastity would definitely be compromised.
Dong Qing teaches Li Jiaoyue nvhong in the back house. Although Li Jiaoyue is a girl, she knows nothing about nvhong. She can't even do simple needlework like sewing clothes and buttons. It's no wonder she is raised by Feihu Li Zhengping.
Yes, Li Zhengping only taught her martial arts, not needlework girl Hong at all.
After Dong Qing came to Feihu Escort, Li Jiaoyue saw that Dong Qing was a top-notch female prostitute and became very interested in female prostitutes, so she asked Dong Qing to teach her.
At the time of the incident, Baiyun layman Chen Zhenshi was not in the hospital either. He went to Wang Taiyi's house to develop life-saving medicines. During this period, he went to Wang Taiyi's house every day, leaving early and returning late.
In the evening, Xiaoyi Langjun Shengming went across the courtyard to greet Master Li Tianmu and his disciples for dinner. As soon as they entered the courtyard, they saw Chen Maohong, Yu Bozhong and Wu Qi fell to the ground. They were shocked and didn't know what happened. They hurried forward to check.
, they were still breathing, and they were shocked. They shouted repeatedly, but they didn't wake up. They thought they might have been poisoned by incense and sweat medicine, so they took cold well water and poured it on their heads and faces.
If you have been hit by incense and sweat medicine, you will wake up after being poured with cold water. The smelly farts of weasels are much more powerful than the incense and sweat medicine, and cold water cannot dissolve it.
Seeing that the cold water was ineffective, Shengming panicked again and hurried to the back house to report the news. After Li Jiaoyue and others heard about it, they hurried to the cross courtyard and saw that it was just as Shengming said, Chen, Yu and Wu all fainted on the ground.
"Iron Abacus" Lin Deqing has been wandering around the world for many years, traveling all over the world, and has a wide range of knowledge and experience. After squatting down and checking, he also felt that they might have been poisoned by incense and perspiration. When he saw that there was water on the ground, he asked Shengming:
"Shengzi, have you poured cold water on them?"
Sheng Ming said: "I've poured it over, but it's of no use at all."
Lin Deqing said to himself: "What on earth is going on?" He couldn't guess the reason.
Dong Qing didn't see Li Tianmu. She was worried that something might happen to him. She was so anxious that she wanted to cry and said, "Where is brother Tianmu? Could something have happened to him?"
Li Jiaoyue felt that something was probably wrong with Li Tianmu, but she did not dare to speak out for fear of scaring Dong Qing, so she tried to comfort Dong Qing and let her relax.
Everyone carried Chen Yu and Wu into the east wing and laid them down on the kang. No one knew what happened. They could only wait for Chen Yu and Wu to wake up and ask them. Li Jiaoyue thought that Chen Zhenshi might have a way to make them
After waking up, he asked Shengming to go to Wang Taiyi's house to find Chen Zhenshi.
Less than an hour later, Chen Zhenshi came back. Lin Deqing saw him walking into the house and said, "Master Chen, you are finally back." He pointed to the kang and said, "Hurry and show them.
Well, I don’t know what happened to these three children, they all fainted.”
Chen Zhenshi said: "I have heard about it, let me show it to them." After saying that, he sat down by the kang and felt Chen Maohong's pulse first. After checking, Li Jiaoyue asked: "Senior Chen, are brother Maohong okay?
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Chen Zhenshi said: "I was just knocked unconscious by the drug. It's nothing serious." After that, he went to check the pulses of Yu Bozhong and Wu Qi. Their pulses were the same as Chen Maohong's.
After checking the pulse, Chen Zhenshi prescribed a prescription. Li Jiaoyue asked Shengming to go to the drug store to get the medicine according to the prescription. After Shengming took the medicine back, Chen Zhenshi fried the medicine and fed it to Chen, Yu and Wu one by one.
After waiting for more than an hour, the three of them still didn't wake up. Chen Zhenshi said: "It seems that this medicine is ineffective for them. I have no other choice. Grandpa Sanqing bless me. I hope they can wake up on their own."