When Xu Ce saw Master Yixiu smiling and talking, he knew that Master Yixiu was about to use his big moves.
He pulled Jiale away and retreated a distance, safety first.
Next, the two old guys are probably going to fight again.
"What on earth do you want to do before you leave!"
Taoist Master Four Eyes pointed at Master Yixiu and said very angrily and angrily.
"Amitabha, this poor monk plans to knock on sutras and recite Buddha's name here until he passes away!"
Master Yixiu was unusually calm,
"The mountains, water and feng shui here are so good that a poor monk will not leave!"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes was so angry. At this moment, he really wanted to tear the dead monk in front of him to pieces.
But considering that the amount of exercise last night seemed a bit heavy and the chances of winning were not high, I gritted my teeth and endured it for the time being.
However, this matter cannot be settled like this!
As smart and wise as he was, he had already expected such a result, and had made preparations in advance. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Okay, I'll watch over you and see when you die!"
"Having fellow Taoists guard the poor monk is a blessing for the poor monk, so he has fellow Taoists to help him."
Master Ikkyu seemed to have not heard the implication at all, and was extremely atmospheric.
The more Master Yixiu acted like this, the more angry Taoist Priest Four Eyes became. He punched out with all his strength, but had no focus at all, which made people very worried.
The four-eyed Taoist priest picked up the wooden box containing the money and walked out, not wanting to stay for a second longer.
"Damn monk, just wait for me!"
"Amitabha……"
Jia Le followed Taoist Master Siyan out.
Xu Ce stood awkwardly in the middle, in a dilemma.
There are masters on both sides. Well, it’s okay to have too many masters.
"Disciple Xu Ce, do you have any new insights into the Six-Character Mantra?"
Master Yixiu looked at Xu Ce and asked.
Xu Ce replied:
"Master Ikkyu, I have learned something."
Naturally, Xu Ce would not say that he had understood everything. In that case, he would be worried about damaging Master Dao Yixiu's Taoist heart.
"Well, think about it more. This secret method is unpredictable and you must not slack off."
"Yes, my disciple knows."
"Go ahead and look at the stinky Taoist priest, that petty guy, and don't go out with the music, poor kid."
Master Yixiu waved his hand.
Xu Ce then withdrew.
It has to be said that the state of mind of Master Yixiu is really more than a little bit higher than that of Taoist Master Four Eyes.
Of course, this has to be viewed from different perspectives. Buddhism cultivates the mind and cultivates a pure heart and few desires.
However, Taoism cultivates the mind and cultivates one's heart.
Returning to Taoist Priest Four Eyes, before he even entered the door, he heard the painful sound of the unlucky boy Jia Le being used as a punching bag.
"Master, you are too violent, why are you hitting others again?"
Jiale complained aggrievedly.
"Haha, I hit you because I love you! Why don't you give me a chance?"
"Master, it's not yet dawn, why are you getting up? It's so troublesome to get up."
"Don't you dare listen to what Master says!"
"No, I'll get ready right away."
"..."
After entering the house, I saw Jia Le getting busy and starting to arrange the altar in the center of the living room.
Xu Ce asked curiously:
"Master, what are you doing?"
Taoist priest Four Eyes hummed:
"What to do, hum! Of course it is to do something big! The dead monk is unreasonable, please give him a lesson!"
Xu Ce, you can’t tell the truth! Just remember your identity and remain neutral!"
Xu Ce nodded blankly, but soon understood what was going on.
After Jiale prepared the altar, he took out the set of small scarecrows with yellow talisman paper that he had prepared earlier and placed them on the altar.
This scene was very familiar, and Xu Ce immediately thought of what Taoist Priest Four Eyes wanted to do.
Neutral, okay, correct your attitude and stay neutral!
Taoist priest Four Eyes held the scarecrow in his hand and said angrily:
"Humph, if you fight me, you will die!"
At this time, after seeing this, Jiale suddenly realized:
"Master, I know what you are going to do. You want to tease Master Ikkyu! Right!"
Snap!
The Taoist priest with four eyes slapped him away,
"Idiot, you said it so loudly, you want to tell the truth, just stay there!"
"oh!"
Jia Le walked to Xu Ce and whispered:
"Senior Brother, I think Master Ikkyu is a very good person. Why do our masters always want to play tricks on each other?"
Xu Ce looked up at the ceiling and sighed silently in his heart, you asked me who the hell should I ask. After thinking about it, he said:
"Perhaps this is how the two masters express their friendship.
By the way, Jiale, has Master Yixiu ever used this method to trick Master Four Eyes?"
Jiale thought for a moment and then replied:
"Most of the time, it's Master who plays tricks on Master Ikkyu. Generally speaking, Master Ikkyu only comes back when he can't bear it anymore."
So...that makes sense.
"What about whether they win or lose?"
“Let’s split it 50-50, it’s basically a no-brainer.
But this time, if Master sneaks up on Master Ikkyu, he should have a higher chance of winning."
These two old urchins really didn't stop at all, and they were also drunk.
"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling! Get up!"
Taoist Master Four Eyes made a Taoist formula, pinched out a Taoist secret with both hands, and then pointed to the small scarecrow on the table with a yellow talisman with the birth date of Master Yixiu written on it.
As soon as the word "qi" came out, the scarecrow stood up immediately as if it was being pulled by something.
"Jia Le, what kind of spell is this?"
Xu Ce asked curiously.
"It's a very simple spell. Senior brother, if you want to learn it, I can teach you it, but my level is far behind compared to Master.
It’s just that the master is too bad and doesn’t allow me to play tricks every time, but instead he often uses this trick to fight against Master Ikkyu.”
After Jia Le finished speaking, he scratched his head and expressed his dissatisfaction with the unfair treatment he had received.
"change!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest controlled the scarecrow to stand up and became angry. Then he looked at the neighbor outside the window and coldly snorted:
"Let's see how long you can keep knocking!
If you dare to stop me from sleeping in the future, I will make it impossible for you to recite sutras!"
The Taoist Priest with Four Eyes controlled the scarecrow man to bend down and pick up a walnut.
Master Ikkyu next door, without knowing it, suddenly found that his body was out of control, and he strangely picked up the wooden fish in front of him.
The stick in his hand had been thrown away somewhere.
Then the four-eyed Taoist Master controlled the scarecrow again and threw out the walnuts in his hand.
Synchronizing the screen, Master Ikkyu also threw out his precious lump-like wooden fish.
Xu Ce could only see one side of the picture because it was blocked by the wall, so he had no idea what was going on over there with Master Yixiu.
"Elder brother, let's go there to watch. It's the best place to watch the battle."
Jia Le pulled Xu Ce's arm, pointed to a window opening and said.
[Author's digression]: Five updates are completed today,