Xu Ce's eyes lit up. Since he remained neutral, it would be great to watch the battle, especially from a perfect position to watch both sides.
He walked to the location mentioned by Jia Le and opened a window.
The two wooden houses are built next to each other, and there is not much distance between them. The window on Master Ikkyu's side is also open, allowing a clear view.
"Okay, this location is good."
Xu Ce clicked his tongue.
Jia Le smiled contentedly and said:
"Hey, Master and Master Ikkyu often fight, and I don't dare to intervene, so I can only watch."
"Well, not bad, not bad."
Xu Ce nodded with satisfaction, dragged a stool, and sat by the window, with his arms lying on the window, watching the show!
Master Ikkyu's figure was completely out of control at this time, just like a marionette, allowing others to play tricks on him.
Sometimes he lifts the table, sometimes he rolls on the ground, and sometimes he jumps up and down.
All movements are exactly the same as that of the scarecrow on the altar, 100% synchronized.
Xu Ce was amazed at what he saw. This trick was much more sophisticated than what Jiale and Wencai did when they were playing tricks on Ah Wei at Ren Zhai.
Xu Ce looked at Jiale and said with a smile:
"Jia Le, you said you knew this trick before, right?"
Jiale nodded and said:
"Yes, I begged Master for a long time before he agreed to teach me."
"Then how about you teach Senior Brother when you're free?"
"Okay, no problem.
It’s just, senior brother, why don’t you just go to the master and ask him to teach you?”
Xu Ce shook his head and said:
"There is no need to bother Master Four Eyes with such a trivial matter."
"That's right. It's not a formal Dharma method anyway."
"..."
Senior brother, you and I are chatting with each other, and Master Ikkyu is almost crippled.
"Four-eyed Taoist Priest, are you crazy?"
At this moment, even if Master Yixiu thought with his toes, he could guess what was going on. It must be the smelly Taoist priest taking revenge on him.
At this time, will Taoist Priest Four Eyes pay attention to Master Yixiu?
Haha, I’m thinking too much!
This is his home court now, and he has the final say. If he doesn't tease her, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in his heart!
"Master, Master, what's wrong with you!"
Qingqing had actually been up for a while. After a night's rest, the injury on her foot had improved a lot after applying medicine, and she was cooking in the kitchen.
Hearing the noise outside, he hurriedly ran out and saw Master Ikkyu's extremely abnormal behavior, which made him very anxious.
Although she is nominally a lay disciple of Master Ikkyu, she has just started and has not started to learn any spells, let alone knowing that Master Ikkyu is being tricked at this time.
"Master, what are you doing!"
Qingqing asked anxiously.
Master Yikyu said very depressedly:
"I don't know what I'm doing. The smelly Taoist priest next door should know!"
"Master, please stop quickly."
"I want to stop too, but I can't!"
"What should we do?"
"..."
If there is no nutrition, then continue.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes listened to the voice next door, humming in his heart, and murmured proudly:
"Haha, of course I know what I'm doing, but if I want to stop, there's no way!"
While speaking, a strange smile appeared on the corner of the four-eyed Taoist priest's mouth. He held the scarecrow in his hand and took out a sharpened bamboo stick with his other hand and started poking the scarecrow's waist.
Hum said:
"Watch me tap your smile hole!"
On the other side, Master Ikkyu suddenly felt as if something was tickling his waist. He couldn't help laughing and swaying his body left and right.
This scene scared Qingqing so much that she took several steps back.
"Master, Master, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me."
Sister Qingqing was almost scared to tears.
"I, I was tapped on my smile point, please untie it for me quickly."
After Master Yixiu finished speaking, he shouted again:
"Stinky Taoist priest, despicable and shameless villain!"
"Hahaha, I'm despicable and I'm happy for you to beat me, and beat me as hard as you can!"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes hummed loudly, and you could hear the sound of happiness in his voice.
"Master, I, how can I unlock your smile hole?"
Sister Qingqing asked anxiously.
"Use, use a silver needle to poke me three inches below my armpit."
Master Ikkyu kept laughing and could hardly speak clearly.
"I understand, Master!"
Sister Qingqing hurriedly ran to get the needle. She quickly ran back, grabbed Master Ikkyu's wrist, and then stabbed the needle in with a sharp thrust.
This girl is also bold. If it were anyone else, she would have hesitated a bit, but Qingqing took advantage of her immediately.
However, what puzzles Qingqing is that even though she did what Master Yixiu said, she did not achieve the slightest results. Master Yixiu still looked like he had been hit on his smile point, and he could not fully control his body.
He also took a pair of walnut pliers and stuffed them into his mouth. This was the rhythm of tooth extraction.
"Damn it, Jia Le, Master Four Eyes is too cruel. If you play like this, you won't have any friends."
Xu Ce's eyes widened when he saw it. Not to mention the daily quarrel between the two old naughty boys, but pulling out teeth was a bit too much.
Jia Le did not take it seriously and said:
"It's a joke, they are more powerful and Senior Brother has never seen them before.
Do you know that Master’s teeth are not so straight?”
Xu Ce shook his head and said he didn't know.
Knorr continued:
"Master's four front teeth were all knocked out by Master Ikkyu, and now they are all dentures."
Xu Ce continued to be stunned. To put it this way, it seems that it is not too much at all.
"Do they usually play like this?"
"No, usually we fight four or five times normally, and then a big fight breaks out, like now."
Jiale held his chin with both hands. As a disciple, he expressed his helplessness.
Xu Ce swallowed, well, in that case, let's continue to watch the battle.
Forget about coming to the rescue.
"Ouch, my teeth!"
Taoist Master Four Eyes controlled Master Yixiu and pulled it out with pliers, and a tooth fell out, still covered in gum blood.
Master Yixiu took a look and saw that it was a decayed tooth. He felt distressed and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. At the same time, he did not forget to mock:
"It's okay, it's okay, it's a decayed tooth.
Stinky Taoist priest, thank you!"
After hearing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes became angry again and said harshly:
"Thank me, watch me pull out all your teeth, keep thanking me!"
Qingqing, a simple girl, now knew what was going on, but she couldn't go to Taoist Master Four Eyes now. She grabbed Master Yixiu's arm hard to prevent him from pulling out the tooth again.
"Master, why is it not working? What should I do?"
Sister Qingqing has done nothing wrong.
"The right side, not the left side, you solved the acupuncture point in the wrong position."
Qingqing nodded repeatedly and inserted a needle three inches below Master Yixiu's right armpit!