Chapter 345: I'm here to participate in the meat-eating contest
It was ten o'clock in the morning and the sun was shining brightly. Many warriors gathered at the door of a very grand and grand house and talked incessantly, with extremely excited expressions.
Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang, who were looking for work on the street, passed by here and were immediately attracted by the lively scene. They couldn't help but stop and take a closer look.
Seeing two dirty and smelly teenagers squeezing over, the surrounding warriors covered their noses and split their bodies.
"Damn, it's so dirty!" someone shouted in disgust.
Lin Shuhang disagreed and cursed in his mind, "You are the only one who is clean, as clean as an unwiped asshole! Damn it, what you wear is none of your business."
A warrior pointed at Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang and laughed: "How dare a fool and a cripple come to join in the fun? Hey! Interesting!"
Looking at the two of them, the warriors around them also started laughing.
Lin Shuhang raised his eyebrows and was about to argue with the other party when he heard someone say: "Look, it's out, it's out!"
Turning his head to look, he saw a warrior with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes limping out of the courtyard in embarrassment.
If you look closely at the man, you can see that his eyes are dark, his nose is crooked, his mouth is slanted, and his face is swollen like a meat bun. He has obviously been severely beaten.
"A first-level martial artist was beaten so badly? I think there is no hope for me..." Many warriors sighed, and many shook their heads and left when they felt that they were hopeless.
"What is a first-grade Linwu?" Lin Shuhang asked Zuo Yunlang curiously.
"A level of warrior."
Zuo Yunlang explained: "In the martial arts world, people who practice martial arts have a strict set of levels to distinguish between high and low levels. The levels of warriors are divided into nine levels and three levels, namely the first level Yuanwu, the second level Linwu, and the third level Dingwu.
, the fourth level of military martial arts, the fifth level of master martial arts, the sixth level of fighting martial arts, the seventh level of monarch martial arts, the eighth level of clan martial arts, and the ninth level of divine martial arts. Each level is divided into three levels. Only those who break through the first level can enter the next level.
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"That sounds pretty cool! What about beyond the ninth level? Are there any levels beyond the ninth level?" Lin Shuhang asked curiously.
Zuo Yunlang nodded and said: "Yes, but it is another realm and level!"
"It is said that there are five heavens beyond the ninth level! They are the first heaven of Lingwu, the second heaven of Earth Martial, the third heaven of Tianwu, the fourth heaven of Xuanwu, and the fifth heaven of Huanwu."
"Fifth Heaven? It sounds awesome!"
"That's natural. After passing through Shenwu and becoming a Martial God, you can ascend to the realm of immortality and gain immortality!" Zuo Yunlang said, pointing in the direction of the moon.
Lin Shuhang said: "I don't know if we brothers will have the opportunity to visit the eternal world in the future.
Zuo Yunlang affirmed: "Yes, everyone has the opportunity to live forever, it just depends on whether we are willing to fight for it or not!"
"Actually, to be precise, it depends on how we strive for this opportunity. We must know that eternal life is the highest dream that all warriors dream of. While we are striving for it, millions of warriors are also striving for it. This is like crossing a single-plank bridge, one dream and one road.
, when millions of people have the same dream and must walk the same road, the road becomes difficult and dark! If you want to cross the bridge, you must work hard and struggle, otherwise you will be squeezed off the single-plank bridge by others if you are not careful.
Falling into the abyss..."
One dream, one road. When millions of people have the same dream and must walk the same road, the road becomes difficult and dark! Zuo Yunlang is right, that is what the martial arts world is, and the dreams are the same.
Not so.
Lin Shuhang said: "Hey, I don't want to think so much anymore, let's go step by step! The road is still long, so we can only walk slowly."
"What's one dream, one path? Bullshit!" A warrior muttered and cursed.
"Hey! Brother, what are you scolding?" Lin Shuhang patted the other party's shoulder and asked.
The warrior rolled his eyes at Lin Shuhang and cursed: "Who is your brother? Get out!"
After cursing, the second-grade Yuanwu warrior threw down his sleeves and left angrily.
Damn, why are you so arrogant! Inexplicably, he felt angry. Lin Shuhang, who was furious, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to argue with that person. Not to mention that the Yuan warrior who had just entered martial arts was a Jun warrior who could kill himself with a mouthful of pus.
I dare to fight him even if I have my own reasons! You must know that the Snowy Land of Beizawa is not an ancient battlefield site where people are killed without repaying their lives. The laws of Beizhe are strict. Even the most powerful warriors in the world do not dare to act recklessly under the national law, otherwise the army will destroy them!
"Little brother...little brother, don't worry about that thief. That man is very proud, don't be angry with him!" A warrior suddenly laughed and grabbed the emotional Lin Shuhang.
"Looking at your sallow complexion, you must have been hungry for a long time, right?" The man asked with a smile, pointing to the interior of the house.
"This big family is holding a meat-eating contest today, little brother, why don't you two join in and enjoy his meal of wine and meat for free?"
Recalling that he had participated in a free chicken wing eating competition somewhere in Shanghai, Lin Shuhang's heart suddenly became excited. He never expected that this ancient world was so wealthy and had free lunches!
Lin Shuhang asked excitedly: "Are you serious? This family really held a meat-eating contest? But I saw why someone was beaten just now?"
"Of course those who can't eat meat will be beaten! Can you finish three such big bowls?" The man smiled and extended a slap.
Zuo Yunlang on the side grinned and said disdainfully: "Cut! How can three bowls be enough?"
"It's not that I only let you eat three bowls, but anyone who can't eat three bowls will be beaten." The man explained with a smile.
Lin Shuhang said: "The guy who was beaten was so worthless that he couldn't even eat three bowls of meat, and he still had the nerve to practice martial arts. My stomach, which doesn't know martial arts, can hold more food than him! Last year, I participated in a chicken wing eating event somewhere.
I even got ninth place in the competition!"
The man said: "Then what are you waiting for? Go ahead and give him a good meal!" As he said that, the man stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang into the yard.
"Yun Lang, eat a few kilograms of his meat later. If you don't eat the free food, it will be free!" As he said this, Lin Shuhang loosened his cotton trousers tied tightly with hemp rope and prepared to open his belly and have a good meal.
The courtyard of this wealthy family is astonishingly large, and the pavilions and pavilions inside are magnificent. There are dozens of servants as far as the eye can see. This made the two of them secretly exclaim that they are indeed very elegant!
Lin Shuhang thought to himself that what that person said must be right. Such a big business should be able to hold some kind of free meat-eating competition. After thinking about it, he went to the courtyard and stood in the sky and shouted: "We are here to participate in the meat-eating competition, come on."
People are welcome!”
The people in the courtyard turned back to look at Lin Shuhang, who was in a state of shock. No one said anything, and their eyes looked like they were looking at monsters.
"Yes! Let's start with ten bowls of braised pork! Add more spicy food!" Zuo Yunlang said, and after speaking, he and Lin Shuhang sat cross-legged on the ground.
"Where are you this stinky beggar? Get out of here, or the dogs will bite you!" The servant was furious as soon as he swept the floor, and ran towards Lin Shuhang with a broom in hand.
Lin Shuhang stood up in surprise and retorted: "Brother, are you mistaken? We are not beggars! We are participating in the meat-eating contest!"
"What kind of meat-eating contest! I think you are in the wrong place! Get out of here! Get out of here!" The servant was furious, and he beat Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang with a broom.
The two of them couldn't resist the falling broom, and were about to flee when they heard a scream suddenly coming from the main hall: "Arnold, stop it!"
Hearing this, the male servant named Arnold reluctantly stopped and turned to face the main hall and shouted: "Miss, they are stinky beggars!"
When Lin Shuhang heard this, he became angry and cursed the servant named Arnold: "Damn it! You little slave is the stinky beggar! Except for the tattered clothes, how do I look like a beggar?"
We are here to participate in the meat-eating competition, to eat meat! We are not here to beg!”
"Ha, I want to see who is so bold as to dare to eat meat in my Xi Family Courtyard! You have quite an appetite!" Following the shout, a purple shadow floated out from the main hall, and in the blink of an eye, Lin Shuhang and Lin Shuhang were standing there.
In front of Zuo Yunlang.
After seeing their faces clearly, both Lin Shuhang and the other party were shocked!
Lin Shuhang pointed at the girl with his eyes wide open, speechless in surprise, and the tall girl in purple also stared angrily and gritted her teeth, pointing at Lin Shuhang for a long time.
"Why did you run into my house, you stinky brat!" The girl in purple shouted angrily and suddenly struck out. This move was not only cruel, but also extremely swift. She slapped Lin Shuhang on the face.
Lin Shuhang was unprepared and was weak due to not eating for a day. He was beaten by the girl in purple and spun around in a circle with a "Ouch" sound. Then his legs fell to the ground with a soft snap.
Lin Shuhang's eyes turned red immediately after he got up.
"You let that stinky girl go! Let's see how I deal with you today!" Lin Shuhang roared and rushed over.
It turned out that this purple-clothed girl was actually the savage girl who beat up Lin Shuhang outside Zezhou City that day! Thinking of being chased for his life by those dozen black armored cavalrymen like hunting dogs chasing rabbits, Lin Shuhang went crazy with a feeling of grievance.
Already.
Lin Shuhang didn't care that this was someone else's territory, and he didn't even care that the male and female servants came from everywhere with forks and sticks when they realized something was wrong, roaring and preparing to tear the girl in purple to pieces!
The purple-clothed girl's name is Siana, the second daughter of the head of the family, Xi Moye. She is usually extremely arrogant and only willing to tear people apart, but how can she be willing to be torn apart? When she saw Lin Shuhang rushing towards him like a mad cow, he hurriedly dodged.
Then he stretched out his jade foot and kicked Lin Shuhang hard on the butt.
Lin Shuhang was kicked until he was chewed in the mud. When his mouth hit the bluestone, a crisp sound was heard immediately. Zuo Yunlang, who was not far away, was secretly shocked: It's broken! The eldest brother's front teeth were broken!
"You stinky girl, you dare to hurt my elder brother! I won't teach you a lesson!" Zuo Yunlang yelled angrily and ran over limping on a cane.
Who is this kid? Seeing Zuo Yunlang limping towards her with an angry face and holding a broken stick, Siana was confused.
"Who are you?" Siana frowned and grabbed Zuo Yunlang's chopping stick.
Zuo Yunlang ignored the opponent and punched him.
Siena turned sideways and easily dodged Zuo Yunlang's fist.
"You're just like that kid on the ground, you don't overestimate your capabilities!" As she said this, Siana swiped Zuo Yunlang's leg. Zuo Yunlang was swept away and fell to the ground with a snap.
Seeing the embarrassment of the two of them, Siana sneered and said: "You two brats, dare to come to my Xi family to eat meat? I will let you eat as much as you like today!"
"Xiaoman!" The girl in purple turned around and called out. After that, the dull sound of galloping footsteps came from far and near.
Lin Shuhang grabbed the broken front tooth, howled with grief and anger, and rushed towards the purple-clothed girl again. Unexpectedly, before he could get close, a white figure who rushed over suddenly grabbed his calf and lifted her up!
Lin Shuhang was startled. He was lifted up by an unknown monster. He looked hard and saw that the monster was holding his calf and lying upside down. The monster was huge and astonishing. The whole body was covered with white hair like snowflakes, especially the ferocious big head.
The white head is even more scary!
The monster was about three meters tall and stronger than an adult male bear. It was easier to hold onto its calf than a tooth pick.
Later, Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang learned that this humanoid monster was Siana's adopted pet. It was a white giant ape that lived in the snowy areas of Beize!
This giant ape is called the Silver Ape. It lives on extremely cold icebergs, surrounded by ice and snow all day long. They are so powerful that they can tear a buffalo alive!
The Northern Snow Giant Ape has human nature, and it is said that it can be upgraded to a divine beast through self-study, and then transform into a human and become a god! However, there are very few spiritual beasts that transform from beasts into humans and then transform into gods from humans on the Qingcang Continent.
Rumor has it that there are only three such miracles in Qingcang Continent!
Seeing Lin Shuhang's constant struggle, the Northern Snow Giant Ape named Xiaoman lowered his head and bared his teeth at Lin Shuhang and roared several times. The huge sound waves made Lin Shuhang's ears ring and his eyes dazzled, and he no longer had the strength to struggle.
"I didn't expect that I, the young lady, would have a fate with a pervert like you who wears women's underwear!" Siana suddenly burst into laughter. Today, she suddenly saw Lin Shuhang who wanted to rob her clothes that day. While she was shocked and angry, Siana also couldn't help but laugh.
Secretly marvel at the strangeness of fate!
"Let me go, you savage girl with monkey power!" Lin Shuhang yelled, his voice changed a lot because he broke a front tooth and the air leaked when he spoke.
Sienna was happy and said to the white giant ape named Xiaoman: "Xiaoman, this guy said you are a monkey!"
The giant white ape named Xiaoman became angry when he heard it. His white hair actually flashed with a strange red light. Xiaoman must have been very angry at this moment. What is a monkey? This world is so big, so strong, and so
Pretty white monkey? Isn’t this a joke!
Xiao Man thought this was Lin Shuhang's deliberate insult to his identity, so he roared and actually raised his arm and swung it hard!
Poor Lin Shuhang suffered a tragic misfortune. The giant ape held his calf tightly and kept making circles in the air. The strong centrifugal force and the feeling of weightlessness made him feel even more uncomfortable. His stomach was surging. If it weren't for not eating for a day, he would definitely have lost his ability.
Vomited all the shit out.
After swinging for a long time, the white giant ape Xiaoman put Lin Shuhang on the ground. Lin Shuhang was completely knocked unconscious, lying on the ground with foam at the mouth and groaning like a dead pig. The girl in purple beside her was happy
He covered his mouth and smiled softly. His posture and appearance were indescribably beautiful and touching!
"You stinky girl, you are using your power to bully others! See if I don't cultivate you!" Zuo Yunlang suddenly jumped up from the ground.
Sianna said angrily: "Dive me? Who do you think you are!"
"I am a man! Man, I will fight with you!" Zuo Yunlang limped over and rushed over.
The white giant ape on the side immediately roared and stopped in front of Zuo Yunlang.
"Xiao Man, use your fart to destroy him! Use your fart to destroy him!"
The servants of the Xi family immediately started to boo.
Xiaoman was very familiar with these servants, and when he saw the crowd making noises, he raised his butt towards Zuo Yunlang.
The loud noise of "Bang!" was as shocking as thunder! Poor Zuo Yunlang was immediately thrown away more than three meters.
A fart can send a person flying more than three meters away. What is the concept? Zuo Yunlang screamed and fell to the ground for a long time without being able to get up.
"Well done! Well done, little man!" The servants around him shouted excitedly.
Xiaoman rubbed his butt and grinned at everyone.
"It stinks! Damn, it stinks!" Zuo Yunlang, who was on the ground, was so smoked that his tears flowed out.
"Xiaoman, stop messing around!" Siana shouted, and the giant ape named Xiaoman immediately became honest.
"Throw these two lunatics out and don't let them enter Si Ya's house in the future!" Thinking of Lin Shuhang's hateful nature, Si Ya Na angrily ordered to the servants on the side.
After hearing this, several strong male servants on the side rolled up their sleeves and stepped forward to carry Lin Shuhang and Zuo Yunlang without saying a word.
The two struggled desperately, but they were still lifted up by the help of the male servants.
"Go away! Don't come back again. Let's beat them once!" The crowd threw the two of them out of the Xi Family Courtyard.