Chapter 353: It is safe to be buried in the earth, the tomb of clothes
After returning to Zezhou City, Lin Shuhang did not go to Xi Bailing's house, but returned to the Junzi Inn with the homeless boy Shi Bengfei.
Shopkeeper Chang was also a good person. After learning about Shi Bengfei's miserable wandering experience since he was a child, he let him stay in the store to work without saying anything. Shi Bengfei was very grateful for this and threatened that he would be very successful in the future.
I forget the kindness of the shopkeeper in taking me in.
Dao Wuchang smiled and didn't care about the young man's words.
After washing up, Lin Shuhang went back to his room tiredly and went to sleep. But when Shi Bengfei saw Zuo Yunlang, he seemed to be seeing a long-lost brother. He held his tender little hand and started chatting wildly.
I don’t know how long this conversation lasted, but when Lin Shuhang got up in the middle of the night and sleepwalked, the two boys were still talking and laughing, as if they were gay.
At ten o'clock in the morning, several people were busy in the inn all morning. In the afternoon, Lin Shuhang changed into clean clothes and left the inn to go to the Xi family.
He escaped from danger in Longkou, no matter what he said, he would show off in front of that stinky girl.
Thinking of this, Lin Shuhang became even more proud. He walked with his head held high and his chin raised to the sky.
After arriving at Xijia, the courtyard of Xijia was uncharacteristically quiet. There were almost no servants in the huge courtyard, only a few old men in their seventies or eighties sweeping the floor and guarding the door.
"Uncle, why is Miss Sisi's house so quiet? Where have everyone else gone?" Lin Shuhang walked up to an old man and asked.
The old man swept the floor and said, "It seems that everyone has gone to hold funerals outside the city."
Lin Shuhang asked curiously: "A funeral?"
The old man said: "Miss Bai Ling's personal trainer died yesterday, and all the servants followed the second lady to the city for the funeral."
The dizzy old man did not recognize that Lin Shuhang was the personal training partner of the second daughter of the Xi family. He stood there holding a broom and explained in a sigh.
The more Lin Shuhang heard, the more something was wrong. Isn't the personal sparring partner of the Xi family's second daughter, me?
I'll go! Organize a funeral for me? Damn, that's a bit too harsh, right?
The old man sweeping the floor sighed and said: "To say that the second young lady is really a good person, although the young sparring partner only went out for an afternoon with Miss Bai Ling, the emotional second young lady still spent a lot of money to organize his funeral. What do you think of that young man?
Are you blessed?"
"Yes... yes..." Lin Shuhang smiled awkwardly, and sweat immediately broke out.
The old man said: "That's the blessing gained in eight lifetimes. It's great!"
"What about that, uncle, you go ahead and get busy, I have to leave." Lin Shuhang hurriedly said goodbye and walked out of the city.
Man, am I blessed? What kind of blessing is this? I have a funeral before I die?
At the same time, in the wilderness outside the city, a group of Western servants, wrapped in white cloth, carried a black coffin into the depths of the wilderness.
This was a funeral procession of more than thirty people, blowing the suona, scattering paper money, holding mourning sticks, chatting and laughing as they headed north. The atmosphere was indescribably weird.
"Why are you laughing? What's so funny!" Sebring, dressed in white, said angrily when he heard someone laughing.
The servants attending the funeral were startled, and no one dared to laugh anymore. They knew the temper of the two rich man.
"I said Bai Ling, isn't he just a brat? Can't he just bury his clothes casually? Is it so grand? Half of the people in Zezhou City came to see him."
Zhou Changsheng, who was wrapped in white cloth, said depressedly.
"I want you to take care of it!" Sebring stepped forward and knocked Zhou Changsheng on the head.
Zhou Changsheng scratched his head and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I don't care, I don't care."
Xi Bailing glared at Zhou Changsheng and said, "Take advantage of the money to pay for the bad guy, otherwise the kid won't let him go."
"Oh!" Zhou Changsheng said dejectedly, throwing away the paper money.
"I said Arnold, this is a funeral, not a bride-to-be. What's the word 'joyful'? Are you so happy? Come on, play a tragic one, the kind that makes you want to cry when you hear it." Sebring
He shouted angrily at the group of people playing suona in front of him.
Arnold shrugged and quickly took the lead in changing to a miserable tune - "Unfilial Son"
Sebring's little face immediately turned dark, and he stepped forward and grabbed Arnold's ears.
"Arnold, do you still want to hang out at my Xi's house?" Sebring said angrily.
Arnold screamed in pain, covered his ears and said aggrievedly: "Miss, I only know this one miserable song."
Sebring said angrily: "It's better to be happy. Even though the kid is dead, I can't let him take advantage of me."
The joyful music started playing again, and some passers-by who came to watch the fun laughed so hard that their noses blistered, playing happily? Where is the wife?
"Why is no one crying?" Sebring shouted angrily.
Who can cry when listening to such a cheerful song? Besides, that brat named Lin Shuhang is not his father, so why are he crying?
The servants were dumbfounded when they heard that the second young lady was crying.
Seeing that no one was crying, Sebring said: "Whoever cries this month, I will ask the accountant to give him more wages!"
"My...my brother, you died so miserably! How could you bear to leave like this..."
As soon as I heard about the processing money, cries of sadness immediately started.
Even the servant who was playing the suona stopped playing the suona and began to howl and cry with his mouth wide open. The people watching the excitement in the distance were dumbfounded. What happened to the people of the Xi family? They would laugh sometimes and cry sometimes.
Did it happen?
Hearing the deafening cry, Sebring was satisfied, reached out and grabbed a handful of yellow paper money from Zhou Changsheng's hand, and scattered them one by one.
"Yezi, have a good trip on the road. You can keep the money to buy the road. You saved my life. I can't wrong you. Have a good trip..."
When the cold wind blew, paper money was flying all over the sky.
After a cup of tea, the team suddenly stopped.
The accountant of the Xi family took a compass and said to Sebring: "Second Miss, I can just look at this place. The Feng Shui here is good, and it is the pulse eye that gathers the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It is best to place the tomb of the little brother here."
Zhou Changsheng stretched out his head and came over: "The feng shui here is good? Why can't I tell?"
The accountant rolled his eyes at Zhou Changsheng and said, "You have never learned Feng Shui. How can you tell whether Feng Shui is good or not?"
Sebring said: "Zhou Changsheng, Sir, he said this is the place. Sir, he has studied Feng Shui since he was a child, so what he said is absolutely correct."
"In that case, can you bury one of my father's clothes here?" Zhou Changsheng was moved when he heard that this was a pulse eye that could gather the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.
Sebring stepped forward and chiseled Zhou Changsheng's head: "Bury your head, your father is not dead! If he finds out and doesn't break your legs, dig a grave as soon as possible!"
Zhou Changsheng scratched his head and muttered: "Isn't my father waiting to die sooner or later? What's wrong with taking a seat first? He's so stingy. Hmph! If my father dies then, I will have to dig this kid's grave in the middle of the night.
No!"
When they arrived outside the city, Lin Shuhang's clothes had already been buried and buried.
Seeing more than thirty servants of the Xi family kneeling in front of the tomb, howling and crying, Lin Shuhang was dumbfounded.
Who is crying? It was a wreath and paper money. Lin Shuhang couldn't help but smile.
In the distance, in front of the tomb, Sebring with reddish eyes shouted to Arnold and Xiaoman: "Arnold, Xiaoman, hurry up and send the paper figures, paper horses and wreaths I prepared for Yezi to Hangzi.
We can't let that kid suffer over there."
Arnold responded and began to work with Xiaoman to instruct other servants to burn paper products for Lin Shuhang.
Most of these paper products are paper figures, paper horses and paper houses, which are lifelike. It seems that this girl Sebring spent a lot of money for Lin Shuhang's funeral.
"Hangzi, have a good trip..."
Soon a pile of colorful artifacts were burned to ashes in front of Lin Shuhang's tomb.
"Miss, let's go home?" Arnold whispered after finishing burning the paper products.
Sebring said: "You go back first, I want to talk to Yezi."
"Miss, please go home quickly. If the master finds out, he will scold us again." Arnold had no choice but to shrug and left the place with the others.
"Zhou Changsheng, you should go back too, I want to be alone for a while." Xibring said to Zhou Changsheng who refused to leave.
"Well, it's okay. I have nothing to do anyway, so why not stay and chat with you." After saying that, Zhou Changsheng sat down on Lin Shuhang's grave.
"Don't you listen to what I say?" Sebring glared at Zhou Changsheng.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen, I'll listen." Zhou Changsheng, who was afraid of being beaten, quickly ran away with the Xi family's servants.
The funeral procession happily left the wilderness while playing the suona. In the blink of an eye, only Sebring and Xiaoman were left in front of Lin Shuhang's tomb.
The people watching the fun also left the place one after another. Lin Shuhang did not leave, standing in the distance and rolling his eyes.
"Witch, give me a talisman of concealment. I want to hear whether that stinky girl said anything bad about me."
Hearing what Lin Shuhang said, the witch ghost also became interested. After pondering for a moment, he boldly took out a few remaining armor talismans and handed it to Lin Shuhang.
As soon as the paper talisman burned, Lin Shuhang immediately disappeared.
At the same time, in front of Lin Shuhang's tomb, Sebring was sitting there with his knees in his arms, sighing, and throwing the yellow papers beside him into the fire one by one.
After a long silence, Sebring suddenly smiled sadly.
"Hangzi, do you know why I want to find a personal partner?" Sebring said to himself.
"In the eyes of others, I am an unattainable rich lady. Others respect me, fear me, and talk down to me when they see me. Even Zhou Changsheng and Lu Lingdong are like this. Do you know how miserable such a life is?"
Looking up at the sky, Sebring sighed and said: "I want to find a friend, a friend who can talk and laugh with me, quarrel occasionally, and fight occasionally. And you are such a person, not afraid of me,
Don't be afraid of me, I have found a happiness in you that I have never had before, and it is this kind of happiness that I, Sebring, lack!"
"It's just that this kind of happiness is too short-lived for me. Before I had time to enjoy this kind of happiness, you disappeared forever..." As he spoke, Sebring's eyes turned red.
"It's all my fault. If I had known this, I wouldn't have taken you out hunting. Hangzi, please don't hate me, okay?"
Xiaoman on the side wiped away tears for Sebring. This was the first time that his master had shed tears since Xiaoman could remember.
"Xiaoman, there will never be a person like Hangzi again in this world... There will never be this person again... Even though he is very bad." Xi Bailing hugged Xiaoman and suddenly started crying.
"Sister!" Just when Sebring was sad, Seattle suddenly rode a fast horse and ran over from a distance.
Sebring quickly wiped his tears and stood up.
"Yatu, what are you doing here?"
Seattle jumped off the horse and said, "Dad and sister are here too."
Sebring looked in the direction of Seattle's finger and happened to see his father with a majestic look and his sister with a solemn expression. Behind them were Lu Lingdong and Zhou Changsheng who looked like shit.
"Bailing, I just walked into the city with your servant and met Uncle Xi." Zhou Changsheng said in a low voice, shrinking his head.
Sebring ignored Zhou Changsheng and said to Xi Moye who was standing on the horse: "Dad, why are you here?"
Xi Moye snorted, pointed at Lin Shuhang's tomb and said angrily: "What's going on?"
Sebring looked back at Lin Shuhang's tomb, lowered his head and stuck out his tongue: "Hangzi was killed by the ice dragon because he saved me. He is helpless in this world. We must give him a place to live after his death."
The place.”
"What a nonsense! Do you know that half of the people in Zezhou City are laughing at my Xi family now! Where do you want my father to put his face?"
Lu Lingdong on the side also said: "Yes, Bai Ling, isn't he just a servant? As for mobilizing troops and letting half of Zezhou City know about it?"
Xi Bailing glared at Lu Lingdong and argued angrily: "Hangzi is not a servant, he is my personal sparring partner! He is my buddy!"
Lu Lingdong shrugged and muttered: "I don't even know martial arts, but I still practice as a sparring partner..."
"Ouch!" Before he could finish his words, Lu Lingdong suddenly screamed, covered his cheeks and fell off the horse.
"Who hit me?" Lu Lingdong got up from the ground and already had a fist mark on his face.
After looking around, Lu Lingdong was confused and saw no one else.
"Did you see Zhou Changsheng? Who hit me just now?" Lu Lingdong asked angrily, covering his red face.
Zhou Changsheng shook his head: "Are you talking nonsense? No one will hit you?"
Lu Lingdong muttered: "What a ghost!"
"Pah!" Lu Lingtong tilted his head, and there was another fist mark on his face.
Lu Lingdong was frightened now and hurriedly climbed onto the horse.
"Uncle Xi, I have something to do with my family, so I'll leave first." After saying that, Lu Lingdong rode away dejectedly with two fist marks on his horse.
Everyone looked at each other as they watched Lu Lingdong flee.
"Who hit Lu Lingdong just now?" Xi Sisi asked.
Zhou Changsheng said: "Is there really no one to beat him? Leave him alone, that kid is crazy!"
Xi Sisi didn't believe it, so she said to her sister Xibring: "Sister, are you causing trouble?"
Sebring pouted and shouted, "Am I that powerful?"
Xi Moye said angrily to Sebring: "Okay, stop talking about this and come home with me!"
"Oh!" Xi Sisi stuck out her pink tongue and followed Xiaoman.
After everyone left, Lin Shuhang suddenly appeared out of thin air.
"Damn it, this kid can really take a beating!" Lin Shuhang waved his wrist and sat down on his grave.
The ghost ghost smiled and said: "Lin Shuhang, it seems you have misunderstood that girl. In fact, that little girl is not bad-hearted, but she has been suppressed for too long due to the special environment."
Lin Shuhang nodded and said: "But I'm not a bad person! Why do you say that I am bad? You stinky girl, if you dare to say bad things about me behind my back, I won't fix you!"
Unexpectedly, the careless Hangzi turned out to be a tough-talking and soft-hearted guy. Wu Gui shook his head helplessly and smiled.
"Hello, everyone, I'm back, Hangzi!" An hour later, Lin Shuhang shouted at the entrance of the Xi Family Courtyard.
Hearing the shouting outside the door, the servants of the Xi family gathered around curiously.
When they saw that the person outside the door turned out to be the young man named Lin Shuhang, a group of servants exploded.
"Isn't this kid dead? How can he come back? Isn't he a corpse resurrected?" The servants pointed at Lin Shuhang, as if he were looking at a ghost.
"No, I'll report it to Miss. You stop him first and don't let him enter the Xi family... Miss! Miss!" A servant hurriedly ran to report Sebring.
Sebring was in a very unhappy mood. He was venting his emotions in the back garden when a bag of sandbags was beaten loudly. Suddenly, he heard the servant say that Lin Shuhang was back. Sebring's eyes widened immediately.
"Really? He's really back?" Sebring shouted in disbelief.
The servant said: "Yes, miss, the young man named Lin Shuhang is at the gate now."
Sebring said, "Why not let him in?"
The servant said helplessly: "Others were afraid that he was a ghost and stopped him from entering."
Sebring said nothing more and hurriedly ran outside.
At this time, outside the gate of Xijia, a group of servants holding sticks were nervously confronting Lin Shuhang.
"Did I say that none of you recognize me?" Lin Shuhang said anxiously.
A servant said: "Of course I know you, we buried your coffin today."
Lin Shuhang complained: "I'm not dead, so why am I in the coffin? What you buried must be my clothes!"
The servants still refused to let Lin Shuhang in.
Lin Shuhang became anxious, pointed to the ground and said: "Look, I have a shadow, I have a shadow, it's not a ghost! What kind of ghost is as lively as me?"
"Yazi!" During the quarrel, Sebring suddenly ran out of the courtyard.
"Hey, girl, they won't let me in!"
"Are you really not dead?" Sebring asked in disbelief.
"Tch, my life is in danger! What's the ice dragon? I can defeat it by myself!"
"Really? You're not dead?"
Lin Shuhang said with certainty: "I'm not dead, but can I still stand here if I'm dead?"
"Great!" Sebring was so happy that he rushed forward and hugged Lin Shuhang's neck.
"I thought you were dead."
Being hugged tightly by the little girl, Lin Shuhang, who was stiff all over, thought to himself, why does this feel so awkward?
Sebring said excitedly: "Hangzi, please tell me how you killed that ice dragon? Weren't you swallowed by the ice dragon? How could you still come out? It's incredible!"
Lin Shuhang smiled awkwardly and said: "What, girl, can you let me go first? Your servants are watching..."
Sebring suddenly reacted and his face turned red.
Sebring hurriedly let go of Lin Shuhang and said, "Let's go back to my room to talk."
After saying that, Xibring took Lin Shuhang's arm and walked towards home. A group of servants at the door looked at each other, why is this second lady not afraid of ghosts? He grabbed the ghost and ran home.
Xi Sisi, Seattle, Lu Lingdong and Zhou Changsheng were all shocked when they learned that Sebring's personal sparring partner had returned. After confirming that Lin Shuhang was indeed alive, they hurried to Sebring's boudoir.
Xibring's boudoir is an unknown place for everyone. Because of the little girl's domineering and domineering nature, her boudoir has become a mysterious and unexplorable forbidden place for the entire Xi family. Among the people present, except for her sister Xi Sisi and her pets
Except for Xiaoman, no one else has ever been to Sebring's boudoir.
To be honest, if this girl Sebring hadn't been so happy today, I'm afraid these people would never even think about stepping into her boudoir.
"Is Bai Ling here?" Zhou Changsheng was the first to stick his head into Bai Ling's room, but what he received was a pink fist.
"Who let you in!" Sebring punched him, and Zhou Changsheng sat down on the ground with an ouch.
"Sister! I heard that Lin Shuhang is back, let's take a look." Xi Sisi outside the door helped Zhou Changsheng, who had been beaten into panda eyes, up.
"Oh... then come in!" Only with the permission of this girl from Sebring, a few people dared to enter her house.
When they arrived at Sebring's boudoir, everyone was surprised. They didn't expect that this girl's boudoir was so clean and tidy, which was totally inconsistent with her personality.
"Wow, Bai Ling's house is so clean!" Lu Lingdong praised it.
Sebring said proudly: "That's not like your house, it's as messy as a pig's nest."
Lu Lingdong, Zhou Changsheng and Lin Shuhang who were sitting on Sebring's bed laughed.
Sebring was right, their boys' house was indeed messy like a pig's nest, especially Lin Shuhang's house, which was even more messy and scary.
For example, every night when I go to bed, I open the quilt and there is a pile of mouse droppings on the bed. The frightened mice are like a pot exploding, chirping and jumping around. It really can’t be compared with this girl’s house. How can it be like this?
It's a girl's room, it's like a five-star presidential suite!
Xi Bailing turned around and said, "By the way Yezi, you haven't finished speaking yet. How did you escape from the demon dragon's mouth?"
Lin Shuhang grinned and said: "At that time, after I was swallowed by the demon dragon, I thought to myself, this is the end of the man, but I am not willing to accept it. Who would be willing to die at such a young age... So I
Fight with all your strength to punch that demonic dragon in the stomach."
"I hit and kicked me for a long time, and then the demonic dragon spat me out with a loud splash..."
A few people rolled their eyes and thought, is this such an exaggeration?
Unknowingly, they had been chatting all afternoon. Looking at the sky, Sebring said: "Hangzi escaped from death today, so we should celebrate it! Come on, let's go to the Junzi Inn for dinner. I'll treat you."
Lu Lingdong smiled and said: "Ha, Bai Ling has become more generous today."
Zhou Changsheng, who looked jealous, also complained: "Yes, yes, why are you so generous today?"
Sebring glared at the two of them and said, "What day have I not been generous? If you don't want to eat, don't go. No one will stop you."
Lu Ling said: "Go, it would be disrespectful if you don't go to Bai Ling's treat! Do you think so, Zhou Changsheng?"
Zhou Changsheng shrugged his shoulders, pulled his head, and said nothing.
In the blink of an eye, the group arrived at the Junzi Inn chatting and laughing.
"Brother, you're back!" Zuo Yunlang, who was settling accounts at the counter, shouted when he discovered that Lin Shuhang had returned.
"Well, where is Shopkeeper Chang?" Lin Shuhang nodded and asked.
Zuo Yunlang said: "Shopkeeper Chang is resting upstairs."
"Hey, boss, why did you bring so many people here? Do you want to treat us?" Shi Bengfei, who was carrying a plate at the side, ran over cheerfully.
Lin Shuhang rolled his eyes and said, "What's my treat? It's my boss' treat."
"Your boss?"
"Slave, this is the lady." Lin Shuhang said, sullenly.
"Wow, what a beautiful girl!" When he saw Sebring, Shi Bengfei was stunned, staring at the little girl with eyes wide open.
"Hello, my name is Shi Bengfei." Shi Bengfei hurriedly wiped his oily hand and stretched it out obscenely.
Shit Bengfei? What’s this name? Sebring rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, ignoring Shi Bengfei’s extended hand.
Shi Bengfei didn't know what it meant to be embarrassed, so he still stretched out his hands and stared at Sebring in fascination.
"Hello! My name is Zhou Changsheng." Zhou Chang held Shi Bengfei's hand angrily.
Shi Bengfei wanted to throw away Zhou Changsheng's hand, but Zhou Changsheng would not let him let go easily, and he still held it firmly.
"Brother's name is Shi Bengfei, right? Come on, let's talk about something outside." Zhou Changsheng said and pulled Shi Bengfei out of the store.
What are you talking about outside? Shi Bengfei followed him in confusion.
A moment later, a shrill scream came from outside the store...
Lin Shuhang shook his head and led Sebring and others up to the second floor.