Half an hour later, shopkeeper Chang came downstairs with a tired look on his face.
Zuo Yunlang, who was busy in front of the counter, hurriedly put down his work and stepped forward to greet him.
"Uncle, have you figured it out?" Zuo Yunlang asked quietly.
Dao Wuchang nodded, sighed and said worriedly: "I've figured it out, there will be a disaster in Tianji Sect in the near future."
Zuo Yunlang asked in surprise: "What should we do? Can it be cracked?"
Dao Wuchang shook his head, and Zuo Yunlang knew that it didn't mean that it couldn't be cracked, but that the secret couldn't be leaked.
The most taboo thing for fortune tellers is to reveal secrets, so when Zuo Yunlang saw the fortune teller shaking his head, he didn't ask any more questions.
"Fan'er, my uncle is going out during this period, so I will leave you and Lin Shuhang in charge of the Junzi Inn for the time being. By the way, is Lin Shuhang back?"
"I'm back, upstairs."
Shopkeeper Chang frowned and said, "Why is he going upstairs when the store is so busy?"
Zuo Yunlang said: "The two daughters of the Xi family are having a treat tonight, and Brother Fang is also among them."
"Oh, that's right. This guy is quite good at mixing things up." Shopkeeper Chang nodded and didn't say anything more.
Zuo Yunlang asked: "When will uncle come back?"
Dao Wuchang pondered for a moment and said: "It may take a few years, or it may take a few days."
Zuo Yunlang knew that Tiansuanzi was going to deal with the sect affairs, so he said: "Uncle, be careful."
Dao Wuchang nodded and said: "The store will be left to you. If anyone comes to cause trouble, please report the name of Tiansuanzi to me. Remember the rules of our store - do the things of a gentleman and be a gentleman!"
Zuo Yunlang said: "I know, uncle!"
Shopkeeper Chang nodded and left the Junzi Inn with an abacus on his back.
Seeing that shopkeeper Chang was out, Shi Bengfei immediately put down his tray and ran over.
"Brother Fan, what has Shopkeeper Chang been doing? Why are you still carrying the abacus? Have you gone to collect debts?"
Zuo Yunlang said absently: "I went home to visit my relatives."
"Oh, will this shop still be closed during the Chinese New Year?" Shi Bengfei asked curiously.
Zuo Yunlang said: "Why are we closing the door? Brother Lin Shuhang and we are still celebrating the New Year here!"
Just as he was talking, Lin Shuhang lay down in the aisle on the second floor and shouted to the people below: "Yunlang Yunlang, come up and have a drink."
Zuo Yunlang waved his hand quickly: "No, I don't drink, and I have to be busy. You guys drink, be careful not to get drunk."
Shi Bengfei got excited and said to Lin Shuhang: "Boss, let me go up. I can drink! I can drink! It's two kilograms. I'll hold back the wine for you later."
Lin Shuhang, who was dizzy after drinking, thought for a while and said: "Then come up... sir, why is this wine so powerful! It's stronger than Lao Baigan!"
Before Lin Shuhang finished speaking, Shi Bengfei ran up to the second floor in two steps.
Zuo Yunlang shook his head and returned to the counter.
It wasn't until late at night that a few people upstairs staggered downstairs.
"Brother Fang, Brother Fang, I can't tell you are really a man. You drink wine like water." Zhou Changsheng, who looked drunk, hugged Lin Shuhang's neck and said swaying.
Lin Shuhang said nonchalantly: "This little bit of wine is nothing. I used to drink more than this when I went to KTV."
"You brat, you look like a bear, and you're hooking up with Zhou Changsheng. Hey, I never thought that I would become friends with that silly boy wearing a bellyband..." Sebring rolled his eyes at Lin Shuhang, and walked to the counter alone.
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"Hey boy, check out." Sebring patted the counter.
"Have you finished eating?" Zuo Yunlang, who was settling accounts, raised his head and asked.
"Well, here, don't look for the extra ones. I'll leave it for you and Hangzi to buy some new clothes." Sebring generously took out a one hundred tael silver note and slapped it on the counter.
Zuo Yunlang picked up the bank note, looked at it and said, "Why don't you have to look for it? I haven't given enough yet!"
Sebring shouted: "What are you talking about? One hundred taels is not enough!"
Zuo Yunlang nodded and said: "Yes, this banquet costs a total of two hundred and eighty taels. For the sake of our eldest brother, I won't take the fraction of eighty taels."
Zhou Changsheng, who was drunk at the side, immediately stepped forward and grabbed Zuo Yunlang's clothes.
Zhou Changsheng said angrily: "Two hundred and eighty taels? Boy, are you cheating on us? Tell you, even if your brother Hangzi is here, I, Zhou Changsheng, still dare to beat you! Believe it or not, I will ask my father to put you in jail
To be tortured?”
Zuo Yunlang explained: "There is no way, the festival is coming soon, the master and the waiter in charge have to pay extra, so it is much more expensive than before."
Zhou Changsheng jumped up, pointed at Zuo Yunlang's neck and cursed: "Are you as noble as you? Do you think we haven't had a banquet before?"
Sebring, who had drunk a lot of wine, waved his hand and said, "Zhou Changsheng, forget it, two hundred taels is just two hundred taels. It's not like I can't afford it."
"Here!" Sebring generously took out two hundred taels of silver notes and slapped it on the counter.
"Sister, let's go."
"Come slowly, you guys, come here often when you have time." Looking at the three hundred taels of silver notes in his hands, Zuo Yunlang snickered.
I thought to myself, you stinky girl, will you be slaughtered? Ha, I made two hundred and eighty taels of silver, now I can avenge Brother Lin Shuhang.
Seeing that Xi Bailing and others were preparing to go back, Lin Shuhang followed them unsteadily.
"Brother, come back quickly, I've left the door open for you!" Zuo Yunlang stretched out his head and shouted to Lin Shuhang.
"I know." Lin Shuhang said without looking back.
"Huh? Shi Bengfei, you kid, please don't follow me. Go back and warm me up, boss!" Seeing that Shi Bengfei was following him, Lin Shuhang kicked him back.
"Hey, I'm going to see Miss Bai Ling off." Shi Bengfei said with a smile, wanting to follow her.
Lin Shuhang grabbed his pants and whispered: "You kid, don't spoil my good deeds. Go back quickly, or I will have to clean up the house!" As he said this, Lin Shuhang stretched out his hand and pinched Shi Bengfei's butt hard.
Shi Bengfei jumped up with a cry, not daring to make any more mistakes, and went back in dejection, holding his buttocks.
"God bless me, my virginity will be broken tonight. I will buy you a pig head later." Lin Shuhang spit on his hand, wiped his hair, and quickly chased out.
When he walked to Sebring, Lin Shuhang put his arm on the little girl's shoulder.
Lin Shuhang put his arm around Sebring's shoulders and said with a smile, "Hey, buddy, how are you? Have you drunk too much? Do you want me to take you home?"
Sebring, whose face was red, rolled his eyes at Lin Shuhang and said, "Do you think I am a three-year-old child? You can get me drunk so easily?"
Lin Shuhang laughed out loud, his arms slipped and he hugged Xi Bailing's waist: "That's it, who is my boss? The two daughters of the Xi family, look at this guy, he's half a head taller than me.
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The little girl was probably too drunk, her face was flushed, and she unknowingly leaned her shoulder on Lin Shuhang.
"Girl, do you want to go hunting tomorrow? Let's see if I don't kill a few more ice dragons!"
When Sebring wasn't paying attention, Lin Shuhang slid his hand on the little girl's butt and touched it. Not to mention, this little girl's butt was quite strong, round and curvy.
Sebring raised his hand and gave Lin Shuhang a blow and said, "Do you want to die again? There will be no hunting tomorrow. You will be my official sparring partner tomorrow and I will teach you kung fu!"
Lin Shuhang said with a mouth full of alcohol: "No, you don't need to teach me. I am capable of learning martial arts."
Sebring chiseled Lin Shuhang again and said: "You want money but don't have money, you want people but no one, how can you learn!"
Lin Shuhang scratched his head and said, "Then don't worry about it. Come on, give me a smile."
"You're so ridiculous! Come on, don't forget to go to my house tomorrow afternoon. If you're late, I'll beat you up if you're late!" Sebring said as he shook off Lin Shuhang's dishonest hand.
"Don't mention it, girl, do you have a place to stay at your house? I can stay at your house tonight." Lin Shuhang shouted to Sebring's back.
"Hey, there's no chance..." Lin Shuhang shook his head, deflated.
"My lord! Go back to sleep!"
Unknowingly, more than half a month has passed, and tonight is the big festival in this world. Looking at the deserted inn, the three young men holding their cheeks were miserable.
"Boss, how are you going to spend this time?" Shi Bengfei complained as he looked at the deserted inn.
Seeing that the evening was coming, Lin Shuhang also had a problem. Yes, how should we spend this festival? It was deserted and had no festival flavor at all.
"Let's go to the little girl's house for some food." Lin Shuhang stood up suddenly.
Zuo Yunlang said: "Go to her house for dinner? I don't dare to go."
Shi Bengfei asked: "Brother Fan, why don't you dare to go?"
Zuo Yunlang explained: "A while ago, that girl was planning to find someone to repair me. If I go, won't I be looking for death?"
Lin Shuhang said: "Who asked you to kill her for more than two hundred taels of silver in one go? If you are so cruel, who would you let go of it?"
Zuo Yunlang exclaimed aggrievedly: "I'm just venting my anger on you, big brother. Who would have thought that you and that girl are so close now, with each other shoulder to shoulder, and even called each other buddies."
Lin Shuhang said: "It's okay, no one will dare to beat you if you follow me."
Shi Bengfei also advised: "Yes, Brother Hang, let's go together and join in the fun!"
Zuo Yunlang nodded helplessly and said: "Okay, let's agree first. If that girl beats me up, brother, you must help me."
After saying that, the three of them closed the store and walked to Sebring's house.
Today is the last market in Zezhou City, and it only lasts for two hours.
Compared with the previous few days, the last market was not so lively. Most of the people shopping on the street were merchants doing business. Since these merchants were busy doing business in the past few days, they had not purchased new year's goods until the big festival was approaching.
, and the market at these two hours is their market.
The three of them were chatting and laughing as they walked on the streets of Zezhou City, looking at the various women coming and going. It was a unique scene.
Zuo Yunlang was a little better. After all, he was born in a famous family and had received more or less formal tutoring. He was not particularly interested in female sex. Lin Shuhang and Shi Bengfei were different. These two dissolute young men did not care about any inappropriate behavior.
Look, look, look, a pair of lustful eyes are always turning.
"Boss, look! What a beautiful woman!" When he reached the vicinity of the King's Martial Arts Academy, Shi Bengfei suddenly shouted excitedly.
"Where is it? Where is it?" Lin Shuhang asked excitedly.
"Over there! Over there!" Shi Bengfei pointed to the front and shouted.
"What a thin waist, what a perky butt!"
"Nah! That's a chicken! Fuck!" Lin Shuhang turned around and kicked Shi Bengfei.
"We are selling cooking cakes! Big and round cooking cakes!"
During the commotion, a girl selling pancakes on the roadside suddenly started shouting at the top of her voice.
The three of them were startled by the voice. When they looked back, they were all stunned.
This is an extremely ugly girl, short and fat, like a rubber ball. I don’t know what evil she did in her previous life, but she looks so miserable that people don’t have the courage to take a second look at her.
Lin Shuhang, Zuo Yunlang and Shi Bengfei stood on the street and looked at this strange child in shock, not wanting to blink for a long time.
Looking at the big face like a millstone and the thick black hair on it, Lin Shuhang couldn't help but swallow. Damn it, isn't this too scary?
"Holy shit! Frog eyes, buffalo face, elephant legs, bucket waist... this girl is really weird! Boss, Brother Fan, did you see that? That little cotton-padded jacket is almost bursting!"
Looking at the fat girl selling pancakes opposite, Shi Bengfei said in shock.
Lin Shuhang frowned and said, "What a weird thing! What a monster!"
"Bang!"
Before Lin Shuhang finished speaking, the strange woman opposite could not help but secretly fart.
This fart sounded like a cannon. With a bang, the ground shook and the snow fell away!
"Avalanche?!!!" The three of them blinked and were frightened by the fart.
The three of them looked at each other and covered their noses without saying anything.
Damn, this fart stinks so much! It also tastes like carrot!
"Who farted here? It smells so bad, do you have any conscience? Really!"
Smelling the carrot fart that filled half of the street, pedestrians on the road couldn't help shouting and cursing. The woman didn't realize it and actually picked her nose in public.
"I'm going to choke him! This guy is too strong! Can he still survive?" Lin Shuhang almost collapsed when he saw the other person standing on the street and picking his nose casually.
I thought to myself, girl, can you pay attention to your identity? You are a cake seller, and you have to make noodles later, sister!
"Brother Hang, will you still eat cooking cakes from now on?" Shi Bengfei swallowed and asked with difficulty.
Zuo Yunlang shook his head firmly: "I won't eat cakes anymore even if I'm beaten to death!"
Lin Shuhang also said: "I will never eat cooking cakes again. Damn it, this world is too dark!"
On the opposite side, the fat sister still looked at the boost as no one, and pulled out the orchid to play the orchid pointed at the passersby. Fortunately, the other passers -by did not find that he had a nasalty on his body. Otherwise, it was necessary to beat her.
Perhaps her nose was scratched, so the fat lady selling cooking cakes squinted her eyes, opened her mouth, and sneezed with a "bang" sound.
This sneeze came so suddenly like a thunderbolt. Shi Bengfei was caught off guard and was so frightened that his legs went weak and he collapsed on the snow with a "snap".
"Fuck, you don't use it for fun, do you?" Shi Bengfei, who was still in shock, stared at the visual weapon in stunned silence, his blood boiling with anger and he instantly turned red in the face.
The fat lady didn't care, she wiped the snot that accidentally flowed to her mouth with her sleeve, and spat thick phlegm on the ground with a loud sound.
Seeing the yellow phlegm in the mouth, some passers-by were so disgusted that they wanted to cry. They shook their heads, cursed, and walked away quickly.
How had Lin Shuhang and the other three seen such a sloppy woman? Their stomachs churned with nausea.
"Boss, let's go quickly, this guy doesn't look like a good guy!" Shi Bengfei said with weak legs.
"Let's go! Let's go quickly!" Lin Shuhang was also afraid, and he led the two of them to Xibailing's house.
When the three of them passed by the woman's cake stall, the hair on the woman's body suddenly stood up like a hen seeing a rooster.
Watching the three people walking past her, the fat sister secretly said: "What a handsome young man!"
Seeing that the few people were about to walk away, the fat lady couldn't hold it anymore. She wiped her buttocks with her hands twice and hurriedly chased after them.
"Brothers, wait a minute! Brothers, wait a minute!" Fatty called to the three of them.
Hearing someone shouting, Lin Shuhang and the other three stopped in confusion.
Seeing the fat lady running towards here panting with her body swaying with fat, several people turned pale with fear.
"Why are you chasing this guy? Shi Bengfei, you can deal with it later!" Lin Shuhang hurriedly whispered to Shi Bengfei.
Upon hearing this, Shi Bengfei cried out in grievance: "Boss, why do you want me to deal with it? Brother Fan is so handsome, why don't you let him deal with it?"
Lin Shuhang kicked Shi Bengfei and said, "Damn it, a while ago you said you would block a knife for me, but now you're scared to block a woman? Do you still want to follow me, the boss?"
Shi Bengfei said aggrievedly: "Boss, how can this be a woman? This is a monster! Aren't you harming me?"
"Brothers, wait a minute! Wait a minute!" the fat lady shouted excitedly. Because she was running so fast, the fat on her body was shaking like jelly.
Seeing the humanoid monster running towards him shamelessly, Lin Shuhang became anxious and said to Shi Bengfei: "Shi Bengfei, can you stop this knife?"
Shi Bengfei gritted his teeth and said with red eyes: "I... block it!"
"Then go quickly!" Lin Shuhang kicked Shi Bengfei out.
"Stupid! Why are you chasing us, you monster!" Shi Bengfei, who was kicked out by Lin Shuhang, pointed at the fat sister and cursed.
The fat lady looked at Shi Bengfei timidly and said, "Well, guys, are these things you dropped?"
The fat lady looked left and right and found a shoe on the ground, so she picked it up.
However, Fat Sister regretted it after picking it up. Fat Sister thought to herself, what evil did my ancestors do? I asked her to pick up a shoe that had been stepped on dog poop. Wasn't this a slap in the face?
Looking at the shoe with dog poop on it, the three guys' faces were gloomy. They thought, "Take a shoe with dog poop on it and rape us. Sister, are you kidding us?"
"No, no, no, I took it by mistake. Is this something you dropped?" The fat lady hurriedly threw away the shoe that was stained with dog poop, and then hurriedly bent down and picked up a brick from the ground.
Looking at the brick, the pale fat sister felt bitter in her heart, and she even wanted to die! Damn, God, you are kidding me! There is even dog shit stuck on the brick, how can you let me live?
Shi Bengfei stared blankly at the brick covered with dog poop, not knowing what to say.
Seeing that the fat sister wanted to pick up other things, Lin Shuhang said: "Sister, can you stop picking it up? If you pick it up again, it will still be covered with dog poop. We didn't lose anything at all. What are you picking up randomly!"
The fat sister threw away the bricks in her hands embarrassedly, wiped her dog poop-stained hands on the ground, looked at Lin Shuhang with bright eyes and said, "This little brother looks familiar, have we met somewhere?"
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"No way? I've met you before? You're just kidding!"
The fat sister smiled, reached out and tugged on her wrinkled skirt, stepped forward and grabbed Lin Shuhang: "Come on, little brother, I'll treat you to some cooking cakes."
Lin Shuhang wanted to vomit, and thought, Damn, why don't you just ask me to eat your nose?
I don’t know if there was something wrong with Fat Sister’s digestive system. At this critical moment, Fat Sister, who was chasing Lin Shuhang, farted at an inappropriate time.
Oh my god, that fart keeps smelling like a flat tire.
Lin Shuhang was frightened by this carrot fart. He blinked and was stunned for a long time! He thought to himself, Sister, are you caused by a fart? Why do you fart so often?
"Who are you? I don't know you!" Lin Shuhang said, covering his nose.
"How come you don't recognize me, little brother? I met you in my dream yesterday! Have you forgotten so quickly?"
The fat lady hurriedly slapped the fart that filled the whole street with her hand, and became embarrassed. It looked as ugly as possible, so ugly that people couldn't help but want to hit her with a brick.
Met me in a dream?** Where’s me! Damn it! Lin Shuhang’s face turned gloomy.
"Sister, please let me go! I'm still a virgin and I don't want to lose confidence in life. I really don't know you." Lin Shuhang said pitifully.
Thinking of Sister Feng in that world, Lin Shuhang suddenly became happy. Hey, let's not even mention it. This guy can really compete with Sister Feng! They are equally shameless.
The fat lady wanted to say something else, but Lin Shuhang didn't dare to listen anymore and immediately pulled Zuo Yunlang and Shi Bengfei and started running.
"Go away quickly, who is this person? Psycho!"
When the fat lady saw Lin Shuhang trying to escape, she became unhappy and chased after him with her butt sticking out.
After catching up, Fat Sister took advantage of her size and pulled Lin Shuhang and refused to let him go.
Lin Shuhang had never seen such a shameless woman before. He was annoyed and scared, and immediately turned around and yelled: "Let me go! Otherwise, I will beat you!"