In the classroom of Jincheng High School, Zhang Lei was sleeping on the table when suddenly this sentence came to his mind: "Are you willing to show off?"
Zhang Lei slammed the table and stood up immediately, shouting loudly: "It goes without saying that I was born to show off."
The students in the classroom immediately burst into laughter.
Zhou Tong, the beautiful class teacher, looked like she had eaten shit and stared at Zhang Lei with gritted teeth.
"Zhang Lei, tell me again."
If what I said just now came from my mind, this sentence now was definitely said by the head teacher.
Facing the question from class teacher Zhou Tong, Zhang Lei was extremely embarrassed. But if such a beautiful teacher asks you to repeat it, who wouldn't?
Zhang Lei stuttered and said: "I...I...was...born to show off?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Just when the teacher yelled angrily: "What's in your head?", Zhang Lei's mind came up with this sentence.
"The system is activated. Congratulations on becoming the new owner of the most powerful show-off system. As long as you can carry forward the spirit of being brave and good at showing off, you will be rewarded by the system, making you the best show-off man in the world."
"What?" Zhang Lei was completely confused. He shouted loudly: "Are you talking human language?"
Zhang Lei was asking about the system in his mind that was communicating with him, but everyone in the class, including the head teacher Zhou Tong, was dumbfounded.
"Congratulations, you have successfully pretended to be an awkward person. The system will count it for you..."
The system's sound suddenly got stuck, and Zhang Lei's mind returned to reality.
Feeling the weird atmosphere in the class and the head teacher's eyes that looked like he was killing someone, Zhang Lei almost cried.
"Teacher, that's not what I wanted to say to you."
Zhou Tong frowned and revealed a smile that captivated all living beings but made people frightened: "Zhang Lei, I understand that you love to show off, but is it worth talking to me like this just to show off?"
At this moment, the voice suddenly appeared in Zhang Lei's mind again.
"The statistics are over, you get 100 pretentiousness points."
Hearing this strange voice, Zhang Lei couldn't help but asked again: "Is it worth showing off?"
Suddenly he realized something and saw his head teacher, Teacher Zhou Tong, staring at him fiercely and yelling: "You think it's worth it, right? OK, I'll make it worth it for you. If you still come last in the English test tomorrow,
Just drop out of school."
The teacher's words made everyone laugh, but Zhang Lei couldn't laugh anymore.
Because his grades are really poor, especially in English. Others have been tutoring in English since they were in primary school, but his family has no money, so he has never tutored in English. Naturally, it is impossible to achieve good grades.
He wanted to kneel down and beg the teacher not to punish him like this, but at this moment, the voice sounded again.
"Zhang Lei, this is an excellent opportunity to show off, don't miss it."
Zhang Lei was confused and tried to communicate with the voice.
"Why am I pretending?"
"Pretending to be cool can get you coolness points, and the coolness points you get can be used to redeem abilities and props."
Zhang Lei was confused and asked: "What abilities can I gain?"
Only one voice came from the system, "Based on your current situation, the system analyzes that you need photographic memory!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lei frowned. English means memorizing it by rote. If you have a photographic memory, then in this test, let alone being the last one in the test, there is no problem even if you are the first?
Zhang Lei said: "Teacher, don't worry, if I come last in the exam again, I will stand on my head and shit!"
"Pfft...haha..."
Zhang Lei's words made the whole class laugh again, and even the teacher couldn't help but cover his mouth. As we all know, that action is completed by gravity. Now he is standing upside down, how can gravity help him? Moreover, because of the existence of gravity, how can gravity help him?
Doesn't it fall directly into the mouth?
Thinking of this, Zhou Tong pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Remember what you said."
After saying that, Zhou Tong left the classroom.
"Congratulations on successfully pretending to be funny. You have gained one point of pretending points. You have a total of 101 points of pretending points."
"Congratulations to me. You gave me 100 points of pretentiousness last time. Why did you give me just a little bit of pretentiousness this time?"
"The first time you show off, the value of showing off will be calculated as 100 times!"
"Then how much pretentiousness do I need to exchange for photographic memory?"
"not much."
Zhang Lei patted his chest, it wasn't too much and it was okay.
"Only 10,000 points.
Poof...Zhang Lei immediately vomited blood.
"I'm pretending to be cool, I only have 1 point, you want me to pay 10,000 points to buy skills?"
"Photographic memory, this skill is really unbelievable. There are other skills that can help you achieve your goal."
"What skills."
"Time extension allows you to study for 10 hours in 1 minute."
Poof...Zhang Lei spit out another mouthful of blood.
"My head hurts after studying for a while. You want me to study for 10 hours? I can't sit still!"
"Don't worry, since the system allows you to study for 10 hours, it will definitely make you able to sit still."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei felt relieved. As the saying goes, diligence can make up for stupidity. If you have time to study, you can study seriously. No matter how stupid you are, what is there to worry about?
"How much pretense is worth if the time is extended once?"
"That's too little."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei was extremely happy.
"Only 150 points of pretentiousness."
Poof...Zhang Lei vomited blood again.
"In other words, I have to pretend 49 more times before tonight to get enough pretending value?"
The system responded awkwardly: "Neither embarrassing nor teasing will give you pretense points anymore. Only true pretense will give you pretense points."
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "Let alone pretending to be cool. There's no place to pretend to be awkward or funny."
"How could it be? This is your chance to show off."
The system said that Zhang Lei was confused. Is there an opportunity to show off? How could he?
I saw Zhou Wu, the biggest gangster in the class, walking over with a top-notch fighting artifact in his hand.
The opportunity to show off is not with him, right? Zhou Wu is a big gangster in the class. Is there anyone in the class who doesn’t know that he can fight?
Moreover, his family is very rich. Even if he is beaten, he will just give him some money and it will be over. Why should he provoke him?
Thinking of this, Zhang Lei hurriedly lay down on the table and pretended to sleep, silently repeating in his mind, don't come to me, don't come to me.
But the voice of the system came to my ears: "Zhang Lei, what are you doing? The opportunity to show off has come, seize the opportunity!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "If you pretend to be an uncle, he can beat me to death."
"He won't let you go if you don't show off, so why are you wasting this opportunity?"
Zhang Lei was stunned when he said this. Why would he provoke me if he didn't show off?
I saw Zhou Wu slapping Zhang Lei's table with a brick, and there was a bang that made Zhang Lei's ears ring.
"Zhang Lei, Teacher Zhou Tong is so good, why do you want to mess with her? I think you are impatient."