Since you can't escape, then be brave enough to give in! Keep the green hills and don't worry about not being burned! But you have to think of a decent reason, right?
"Zhou Wu, I'm pretending because...because..."
Zhou Wu listened to Zhang Lei's words attentively, and these two even attracted everyone around them.
Because it is so attractive to know the reason why a scumbag is showing off in front of the class teacher!
But Zhang Lei's pretense was purely caused by the system playing tricks in his mind, and it had nothing to do with Zhang Lei's subjective wishes!
Zhang Lei knew the reason. He thought about it for a long time, and finally asked under everyone's gaze: "Because... you guessed it!"
The whole class was excited!
Zhang Lei was so good at showing off that Zhou Wu slapped the bricks on the table. Zhang Lei actually dared to confront Zhou Wu and tease Zhou Wu. What kind of courage is this?
The system was excited, "Zhang Lei, you have actually learned the highest level of pretense, seeking death. Zhang Lei, you are simply a genius in the world of pretense!"
"Dingdong, congratulations on pretending to be a special pussy, the pretending value is increased by 100!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes. He didn't expect that he had unintentionally pretended to be a pervert. How could he be called seeking death?
But the next second, he knew what seeking death meant!
I saw Zhou Wu was so angry that his face was deformed, and he cursed: "Zhang Lei, you are playing with me, right? I let you play with me."
As he spoke, Zhou Wu's brick hit Zhang Lei's forehead. If it hit, Zhang Lei would probably be the only one in the world with physical brain damage!
Zhang Lei was so frightened that he hurriedly pushed backwards, raised his body, and fell to the ground with a thud. The back of his head hit the ground.
Zhang Lei was seen lying on the ground with his eyes closed.
Everyone panicked, and Benhua Linna shouted: "It's over, the back of Zhang Lei's head hit the ground, Zhang Lei can't be dead! Look at him, he's not moving!"
Another person shouted to Zhou Wu: "Zhou Wu, look, you scared Zhang Lei. If he has any shortcomings, you will be a murderer!"
Zhou Wu was also dumbfounded and said: "I, I didn't know it would be like this!"
Although the class was in chaos, this was what Zhang Lei had in mind.
The system made a faint sound: "Hiss...it hurts me so much. What kind of plane are you doing!"
It turns out that the system resides in Zhang Lei's mind. If Zhang Lei's head is harmed, the system will be harmed!
Zhang Lei said to him: "I don't want to make airplanes? If I don't make airplanes, my brain will blossom!"
The voice of the system came: "You have a system, what are you afraid of, just learn a skill!"
Zhang Lei quickly shouted: "What are you learning? Tell me quickly?"
The system said: "Brick splitting skills!"
Zhang Lei was already frightened by the scene just now, and said without thinking: "Okay, let's learn this!"
Ding dong, Zhang Lei has obtained primary skills, brick splitting skills, and consumes 200 pretentiousness points!
What, now 200 points are gone? Zhang Lei was completely confused! I still need 150 points to extend the time, and now there is no point left?
Then the sound of the system made Zhang Lei vomit blood!
The brick splitting technique is a cultural treasure that has been around for five thousand years. It is a low-level deception technique! Just lift one side of the brick slightly and then split it hard, and the bottom surface of the brick will be hit by the edge of the table and break.
Therefore, the key to splitting bricks is to find a tabletop that is harder than the bricks, rather than to practice good skills!
Hearing these words, Zhang Lei almost vomited blood. Why should I learn this bullshit skill from him? I can check it on Baidu!
Just when the class was in chaos, Zhang Lei suddenly opened his eyes.
In front of her eyes, she saw Lin Na's anxious face. She had already put her slender hands around Zhang Lei's neck, helped Zhang Lei up with all her strength, and said, "Zhang Lei, are you okay?"
Feeling the tenderness of the class beauty, Zhang Lei, who originally wanted to continue to act cowardly, suddenly felt in his heart that he could not admit defeat.
"How could something happen to someone like me?"
As soon as these words came out, even Lin Na was stunned. She was so worried about him, why was he pretending to be cool just after he came back to life!
Lin Na even wanted to let go and let Zhang Lei fall again!
Everyone had the same idea as Lin Na, why not beat this pretender to death?
Zhou Wu was still a little guilty at first, but when he heard Zhang Lei showing off like this, he immediately threw all his guilt away!
He pointed at Zhang Lei and shouted: "Zhang Lei, you just deserve a beating. You are pretending that you don't know your last name? If you have the guts, stand up for me and I will blow your brains out!"
Zhang Lei was very scared, but how could he lose face in front of the class beauty? Even though it was difficult to get off the horse, he still had to keep pretending.
Zhang Lei struggled to stand up from the beauty's arms, looked at Zhou Wu, and said with an incomprehensible expression: "Zhou Wu, if you said you would use something else to open a scoop for me, then you said you would use a brick to open it for me.
I'll open the dipper, you simply don't understand me very well!"
He said these incomprehensible words, and Zhou Wu was stunned.
Just listen to Zhang Lei continue: "Watch a show for me!"
With that said, Zhang Lei took the brick from Zhou Wu's hand and surprised Zhou Wu.
Just watch Zhang Lei place the brick on the table, slightly knock out a gap, and then chop it with his hand, and with a bang, the brick was split into two halves!
Everyone was surprised. Although this was just a charlatan, what do school-age students know? Everyone was stunned by Zhang Lei's miraculous palm.
One classmate even shouted: "Zhang Lei, you don't know how to use iron sand palm, do you?"
The class beauty was also stunned, "Zhang Lei, why have you been so cowardly for so many years?"
The most important thing is that Zhou Wu was also stupid. This palm smashed the bricks. What would happen if it hit his head? Zhou Wu did not dare to speak for a while!
Zhang Lei continued to say with a smile: "Low-key, real masters don't like publicity!"
With that said, Zhang Lei walked out with his hands behind his back, glancing at Zhou Wu with his peripheral vision as he walked. If Zhou Wu had reacted, he probably wouldn't even know how he would die!
Ding dong... Congratulations to Zhang Lei for successfully pretending to be awesome. He pretended to be stupid at one time and got 21 points for pretending to be awesome, for a total of 22 points for pretending to be awesome!
Zhang Lei let out a long breath, and finally he was not beaten to death by a brick! But what about the exam tomorrow? He still has to collect the pretense points quickly, otherwise he will be dead!
Inside the teacher, Lin Na clasped her hands together and looked at the direction Zhang Lei was leaving, thinking: He is so handsome. I thought he was stupid before, but why do you care about him so much today?
Zhou Wuze picked up the phone, walked to the corner and dialed, "Boss, I couldn't deal with Zhang Lei, he is too powerful!"
"He can break bricks with one hand. If we fight, I will definitely not be able to beat him!"
"What, boss, you said you want to meet him in person?"
As soon as Zhang Lei walked out of the classroom, he saw several men walking towards him. They were wearing Jack Jones suits and small ties. They were swaying as they walked. At first glance, they were pretenders on campus!
They are the famous rich second generation in their grade. They usually either skip classes or are on their way to skip classes. Why are they free to go back to school today?