Kong Mufeng accepted Lu Dagun as his disciple, and became a topic of conversation for everyone after dinner.
But it's not a good thing, but it has become an afterthought: Kong Mufeng accepted Lu Dagun as his disciple - the gatekeeper rarely begged for food.
At this time, Yuan Haoke came over awkwardly and said: "I, Master Kong, I want to discuss something with you..."
"What are we discussing? If you have any questions, just tell me..." Kong Mufeng saw Yuan Haoke's embarrassed look and felt something was wrong.
"It's just...didn't you accept that Lu Dagun a few days ago?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"There's nothing wrong with the momentum. I just want to discuss with you whether I can return this thing?" Yuan Haoke's voice became smaller and smaller as he spoke, and he fiddled with the corners of his clothes with his fingers, just like a young daughter-in-law who was about to get married.
"Pfft...what did you say? Say it again?" Kong Mufeng spurted a sip of tea from his mouth with a look of shock on his face.
Yuan Haoke puffed up his chest and said bravely: "I mean, let's get rid of this thing, we don't want it anymore."
Kong Mufeng was so angry that he hit Yuan Haoke on the head with a hammer: "You don't want it just because you said you don't want it? They gave you seven days to return it without any reason? Even if you return it, you have to have a reason, right? Is there something wrong with the quality of this product?
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"The quality is quite high, but my IQ is a bit low..."
As Yuan Haoke spoke, he vividly described to Kong Mufeng the dirty information he had heard about Lu Dagun.
It turns out that Lu Dagun was a notorious rat, and everyone shouted at him to beat him.
This Lu Dagun was originally very talented, and his cultivation has improved rapidly and he can be said to be the number one genius in the Qian Family Academy, the best in Qian Family Town.
However, the good times for Tian Jian Yingcai did not last long. Ever since Lu Da Gun entered the martial arts realm, he seemed to have changed into a different person. His cultivation level has not improved an inch, and is even worse than before. His opponents who used to sit there and die can now defeat him at will.
Lu Dagun was also an arrogant and domineering person before, and it was not very pleasant to be slapped in the face by all kinds of pretense. However, if you go out to mess around, you will always have to pay back. As soon as Lu Dagun's strength declined, all the disciples celebrated and danced.
Dragon dance and lion dance.
This time it was good, a group of people gathered in front of Lu Dagun's house like they were demanding debts, and they beat him every time they saw him.
Lu Dagun became addicted from then on, eating some meat and drinking some wine all day long. From then on, his cultivation level did not improve even half a step, but his weight increased sharply.
From then on, Lu Dagun was idle all day long, drinking and eating meat all day long. His former master also severed ties with him, and he became a beggar in the school.
"Is this guy really that bad?" Kong Mufeng felt a trace of regret in his heart but did not regret it at all. He just felt that he had made a mistake.
"It really doesn't work, let's retreat." Yuan Haoke repeatedly advised, since their impression of this guy wasn't very good anyway.
"Insolent!" Unexpectedly, Kong Mufeng was furious.
"Have you ever seen someone who bought a lottery ticket but didn't win and then returned the lottery ticket? Since I accepted it, even a fool can get it out."
Kong Mufeng waved his hand and said, "Stop trying to persuade me. The head teacher will never give up on any student."
This sentence is often said by the head teacher of the first year of high school, but in the third year of high school...
"Some students may just give up..." Kong Mufeng said with emotion as he looked at the clumsy Lu Dagun.
"Aren't you so quick? Are you so quick as you promised?"
Lu Dagun was panting as he ran, and the fat all over his body was panting. It was as if a plate of pork belly was dazzling in front of Kong Mufeng's eyes.
Everyone else had already reached the finish line for a long time before Lu Dagun rolled over and crawled over.
"Ahem, let me comment on the speed test just now."
Kong Mufeng first came to Yuan Haoke: "Xiaohong is the fastest, feels very passionate and fierce, but pay attention to flexibility."
"Xiaobai has high flexibility and explosive power, but lacks endurance. As the same saying goes, men must endure."
"Lingling and Xiao Nier are okay because they are auxiliary routes, but there are still some shortcomings."
"As for the burning of donkey meat..."
This donkey meat is burned, which is naturally the nickname Kong Mufeng gave Lu Dagun. Without a nickname, it would be embarrassing to say that he was Kong Mufeng's disciple.
"Old Master, how am I doing?" Donkey Meat Huo Shao looked forward to it.
"You... are not bad, at least... you look very appetizing." Indeed, this lump of pork belly floating by made people want to eat meat.
But Zhuge Ye was the first to choke and said: "What's the use of having an appetite when you're running? When you're running, you'll starve others to death?"
"Okay, okay, maybe he is good at strength. Come on, let's compare our strength again." Kong Mufeng quickly smoothed things over.
The power is still the same, Yuan Haoke is the strongest and can smash the stone with one punch; secondly, Zhuge Ye drills a hole in the stone.
When Lu Dagun arrived, he shook his fat and punched out.
"Hey, is this a real stone?" Lu Dagann cried bitterly, holding his fists.
"Ahem, let me comment again."
Kong Mufeng said seriously: "Xiaohong, fierce and domineering; Xiaobai, sharp and quick; fire,... um..."
Kong Mufeng racked his brains to think of a euphemistic adjective, but in the end he only thought of: "fat but not greasy."
Lu Dagun was also smiling, but his eyes were dull. After being silent for a long time, he pretended to smile and said, "Old Master, do you think I still have a chance?"
Kong Mufeng was so frightened that his hair stood on end as soon as these words came out.
"My dear, there is no eternal loser, it's just that he didn't choose the right path." Kong Mufeng comforted him. As a class teacher, chicken soup for the soul is still necessary.
"I know what path is right for me..."
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"I'm suitable to go back the way I came. Excuse me." Lu Dagun took a sip of wine and rode back on the donkey.
This back view actually aroused everyone's pity.
"Actually, it's not easy for him. From the first day he was in Yushu Linfeng, he became a fat but not greasy beggar. There is a gap for everyone." The first one turned out to be Yuan Haoke here to sympathize.
Zhuge Ling also sighed and said: "Hey, the hero is in decline, so he can only use alcohol to anesthetize himself to escape reality."
"Damn it, you all still despise others, why are you feeling sad now?" Kong Mufeng wondered, how come these people are as kind-hearted as the aunts in the village.
"My dear, Master Kong, can we help him? He's quite pitiful." Sun Zhilan begged Kong Mufeng.
"Fuck, it's you who said he'd return the goods, and you're the one who said he'd help him. What do you want?"
"Forget it...he is my apprentice after all."
Kong Mufeng ran directly to Lu Dagun and pulled him down.
"Tell me, let's compete in whatever you're good at. I don't believe you can't do anything." Kong Mufeng was willing to take the risk. After all, he's the number one scholar in 360 lines. Even if you're good at farting, I can still give you a title.
What a fart king.
"I...I can drink, can you?"
"I'm stupid. I can't do anything else. If it comes to drinking, I, a man from Qilu Province in China, have never been afraid of anyone."
As a result, the training was forcibly changed into a drinking game.