Chapter 39 Drunken Fist Lu Da Gun and the Crazy Red Giant
Outside the Qianjia Academy, Qianjia Town's Zuixian Restaurant is the most famous restaurant in Qianjia Town, because there is only one big restaurant like this in the entire Qianjia Town, and the others are all mom-and-pop shops.
Therefore, weddings, funerals and other events are all organized by this restaurant, which can be considered lively.
On this day, the people in this restaurant were crying out of gratitude and laughing out of lawlessness. Who died and who got married? None of them, just a bunch of idiots drinking.
"Well, how could I, Qilu Province, get drunk and give me another drink?"
Kong Mufeng was shaking the cup in his hand, and his whole face was already red.
Everyone looked at Kong Mufeng with disdain. Didn't he say he was drunk and not drunk? How many drinks did he have?
"Come on, come on, stop talking nonsense, let's have a drink together, good things come in pairs."
Qilu people don't know anything else but how to pour wine. Once you raise the glass, you can't put it down.
'Come...drink...'
Zhuge Ling's face was flushed and he was almost drunk, but he still raised his glass unsteadily.
"I didn't expect you to be as happy as Lingling. You are all just like little girls." Kong Mufeng drank it all in one gulp, but Zhuge Ling swallowed his saliva. He was only 15 years old, how could he drink so much wine.
"puff……"
After drinking a cup, Zhuge Ling fell into Zhuge Ye’s arms and snored.
"I'll do it."
Zhuge Ye snatched the cup and drank it in one gulp.
"Good drinker..." Before Kong Mufeng could finish his praise, Zhuge Ye also fell down on the table with Zhuge Ling.
Because the two were werewolves, the wolf's tail was quickly exposed.
"Weird...monster..." Lu Da was so frightened that he trembled and collapsed to the ground.
Kong Mufeng threw it over and rolled his eyes: "What's wrong with the monster? I don't like it even if it's not a monster."
"Although I'm weird, these two are too exaggerated."
"What an exaggeration? He is half human and half demon..."
"The legendary shemale?" Lu Dagun asked, and Kong Mufeng wanted to give him a dunk.
"You are a transvestite. They are called the demon-mimicking tribe. They are a race with strong bloodline."
"Tch, keep drinking..."
At this time, Kong Mufeng had completely lost his mind.
"Xiao Honghong, come and have a drink. Come and have another one."
Yuan Haoke hadn't vomited at first, but now he felt nauseous.
"Hahaha, Xiaohong, you can't do it anymore." Lu Dagun mocked unceremoniously, and now he was annoyed by Kong's ambush.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Yuan Haoke was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to do it, and his whole face turned red with anger.
"If you don't agree, let's do it for a while. I'll see who can't do it?" Lu Dagun was also arrogant back then, and he became emboldened by drinking.
Yuan Haoke didn't show any fear. "Okay, do you attack first or should I attack first?"
Kong Mufeng said awkwardly: "Can you two pay attention to your wording? These words of tiger and wolf are difficult to pass the review."
Before he finished speaking, Yuan Haoke punched Lu Dagun, but Lu Dagun accepted the punch with a smile.
"It's over, the donkey meat is on fire, it's really going to be on fire." It would be weird if it didn't turn into meat at this time.
How could Kong Mufeng open his eyes and watch his apprentices kill each other?
So he chose to close his eyes temporarily...
"Huh? Why didn't you scream?"
Kong Mufeng opened his eyes, and an incredible scene happened.
Lu Dagun's movements were elegant and agile, his whole body was swaying, his body was scattered but his spirit remained intact, and he easily resolved the punch.
Kong Mufeng suddenly remembered a famous saying: "Toppling over and over again is like a wave."
"Is this thing a drunken fist?"
When Kong Mufeng was surprised, Lu Dagan punched Yuan Haoke and knocked him to the ground. He lifted Yuan Haoke and threw it like a pancake. Yuan Haoke was thrown to pieces at once.
At this moment, Yuan Haoke vomited out all the food in his stomach.
"Idiot, you can burn him on fire. Heir to Drunken Boxing? Intangible cultural heritage." Kong Mufeng seemed to have discovered a new world, and said that this Lu Dagun was definitely not simple. It turned out that he could only show his power when he was drunk.
"What the hell? What did I just do?" Lu Dagun woke up at this time and looked at Yuan Haoke who looked miserable.
"Who did Xiaohong ask to be beaten? Who couldn't be as cruel as his parents?"
Kong Mufeng hugged Lu Da excitedly and said, "You are the one who has no parents. Who dares to say that you are a waste in the future? I will fight with him."
After Lu Dagun heard this, his eyes were filled with light. "So, I can still be saved?"
At this time, Yuan Haoke suddenly started to coo.
"I'm so hungry, I want to eat." Yuan Haoke muttered and repeated this sentence,
Kong Mufeng trembled with fright. He knew the consequences of Yuan Haoke being hungry. He had seen the power of three mouths and one pig.
"What's wrong, old master, please speak up. Can I still be saved?"
"It's possible to be saved. The premise is that we have to survive from here." Kong Mufeng was so frightened that his legs were weak and he was shaking like a small motor.
"What do you mean?"
Before he finished asking, Lu Dagun raised his head, and a red giant with a full body and several feet in height broke through the ceiling.
"Bang……"
The entire restaurant exploded, and the red giant's body was almost as big as the entire restaurant.
"Ah, monster..."
The people in the restaurant dispersed in a hurry, which alerted the boss here.
"Monster, please stop being rude..."
That boss is no ordinary person. He is at the peak of the martial arts realm, known as the Half-Jiedan realm, and his strength is second only to the gold medal teacher in the school.
The boss was a middle-aged lady, with gorgeous clothes and fancy accessories, as if she was using herself as a jewelry stand. The woman held a long whip in her hand and waved it continuously.
"It's over..." Kong Mufeng closed his eyes tightly.
"Since you knew Xiaohong was going to die, why didn't you save her?" Lu Dagun asked doubtfully.
"You misunderstood. I meant that the boss is finished."
"..."
"It's a pity. It's a human life."
At this moment, the long whip was helpless against the long whip. The red giant's "whip" was so long, hard, and shameful that it whipped the boss away.
The red giant fought off the boss and started to grab the chicken, duck and fish in the restaurant and started eating.
"Old Master, what should we do now?" Lu Dagun asked carefully.
"What do you need to say? Run, he will eat anything when he is hungry."
Kong Mufeng carried Zhuge Ling on his back, dragged Zhuge Ye, and ran out with Lu Dagun's donkey.
The red giant also ran wildly, causing a storm in the Qian Family School.
As for the restaurant, only the pitiful proprietress was left looking at the people leaving. It was the first time I saw someone evading the order with such a clever design.
But a special phenomenon occurred in the city tonight.
A man riding a donkey and a man carrying two shemales were running around in the streets and alleys, followed by a big naked red monster that seemed to want to eat people.
"Damn it, how can this guy be so good at chasing..."
The two of them rolled around the whole town seven or eight times. As soon as the red giant passed by, people thought there was an earthquake.
"roar……"
Finally, the red giant got tired and shrank back to Yuan Haoke. Moreover, Yuan Haoke was so clean that he didn't even have to wear any clothes.