One-day accompanying interview to vote for the popular king (Part 1)
Producer, producer, host: A certain tea&1t;/p>
Guest: He/she who ranks first in the popularity vote&1t;/p>
Styling Design: Zhuang Fengyu&1t;/p>
Photography: Chen Jianming&1t;/p>
Set decoration: Zhou Yiqing&1t;/p>
Technical support: Twenty-two Bureau&1t;/p>
Special consultant:Yates&1t;/p>
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A certain tea: "Hello dear tea friends, the story in the second volume has finally come to a happy ending, which is gratifying and congratulatory. Taking this opportunity, a certain tea would like to share with all the old friends who were active in the first two volumes.
A one-person-one-vote popularity vote was conducted, and the person with the highest number of votes would
He will become the first popular king in this book. At the same time, we will conduct round-the-clock personal interviews with the new popular kings. Who will reach the top of popularity? Where is the secret of the most popular? Massive life details are presented realistically and fully private.
, not to be missed.”&1t;/p>
"So, who will win the throne of popularity and become our guest today? Let us reveal the answer now!"&1t;/p>
"锵锵锵锵锵锵锵..."&1t;/p>
The curtain slowly opened, and a fat figure was seen standing proudly in the air. His head was raised high, and all that could be seen was the downy white chin and soft pink nose. A pair of big eyes seemed to be closed at this time.
The whole place is open to the public, and you can see all the mountains and small mountains.&1t;/p>
"I really want to rub it, ah, no... wrong, wrong, wrong." A certain tea quickly checked the script: "Yes, I remembered it correctly, why did it come out as Mr. Lihua, your vote
Obviously there is only..."&1t;/p>
Before he finished speaking, a powerful force of thought suddenly fell from the sky, and the host was immediately pushed to the ground, and even the marble floor was smashed with spiderweb-like cracks.&1t;/p>
A certain tea finally got up coughing in a cloud of smoke: "Stingy cat, if you don't want to say it, just say it, and you don't have to hit people directly. Mr. Lihua, I didn't expect you to care about popularity so much."&1t;/p
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"What's the matter?" Mr. Li Hua said with a guilty conscience: "I just accidentally slipped my hand. Anyway, you have the author's divine power to protect you, so nothing will happen to you. Okay, okay, don't worry about these details."&1t
;/p>
Mr. Li Hua flew up to Mou Cha with a smile on his face, as if everything just now had nothing to do with him. He said slowly and calmly: "Hey, look at your show, it's just some boring gimmicks to attract public attention. It makes you look like ten people."
Eight-rate
It's like a rubbish variety show. I really can't stand it anymore, so I'm a human being! Angry! King! Come here and give me some pointers, do you understand? Meow, it's not easy for us to put on a show, we have to do it in style."&1t
;/p>
A certain tea: "What you said seems to make sense. Since it is you who appears when the curtain opens, we can only make the mistake of inviting you to be our guest. But in this case, the materials I prepared earlier
It’s all in vain, it’s quite sad to think about it.”&1t;/p>
Mr. Lihua: "What material?"&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "A lot, I have done a lot of homework. For example, interviews with voters."&1t;/p>
A certain tea snapped his fingers, and an interview video began to play on the big screen nearby.&1t;/p>
"Now let us interview this anonymous voter. Why did you choose to vote for Alice?"&1t;/p>
Unnamed voter: "Of course it's because of the close personal interview, ah, no. I... that... that... I... I am doing it entirely for academic research, yes, academic research! I just
I simply thought that I might have the opportunity to take a closer look at Alice's body... Well, the special places are purely for academic purposes... You... can you understand?"&1t;/p>
"I see, it turns out there is such a noble reason! Confucius said, I have never seen anyone who loves virtue as much as lust. It seems that you are the one and only person who doesn't like lust but loves virtue. Uh-huh, you
Needless to say, everyone can understand."&1t;/p>
Anonymous voter: "No, why...why are you looking at me like this! Really! I really did this purely for academic research..."&1t;/p>
"Okay, okay."&1t;/p>
A certain tea cut off the signal with a snap.&1t;/p>
"Speaking of which, where has Alice gone? I told her before that she must come. Let me use the author's power to take a look."&1t;/p>
At this time, Alice was spread out on the recliner backstage, with a silly smile on her face, and kept saying: "It feels so good, I'm so satisfied..."&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "Oh, Mr. Lihua, it turns out that you sacrificed your appearance and betrayed your mother-in-law in order to become the king of popularity, and now I caught you."&1t;/p>
Mr. Li Hua said anxiously: "How can that be possible?! I just promised little Alice a simple massage, massage, okay? Hey, human beings! Today's young people are full of things in their minds. No,
It’s really impossible.”&1t;/p>
Mr. Li Hua shamelessly raised his chest and abdomen, waved his paws, and pointed to the country: "Don't say it, Master, I am relying on my old age. I feel like meow, you still need to learn something, understand? For example, learn from others 6ominutes, learn from others is
How to make a show and how to do interviews, that Wallace in the United States is so much higher than you..."&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "Stop, stop, please stop. You can't say this nonsense, and our program will be gone."&1t;/p>
Mr. Li Hua: "What are you afraid of? You are so young. Okay, if you don't want to say this, just don't say it. Or, you might as well learn from the Paris Review."&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "But they are doing exclusive interviews with writers, and you are not a writer, so why are you a 'Paris Review'?"&1t;/p>
Mr. Li Hua: "Those who learn from me will live like me and die. Don't you understand such a simple truth? I'm asking you to learn, but I'm not just copying. You have to learn to make interviews bold and sharp, go straight to the essence, and explore what is truly valuable.
things, and then make them both deep and interesting, then
That's a bit interesting. Of course, the interviewee is also very important. If the interviewee is a idiot, then it is destined not to be a good program. You must interview people like me! Qi! King! Only then can the depth be stirred up.
,meow hahahaha."&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "What Mr. Li Hua said makes sense. Of course, it would make even more sense without adding the last sentence. Then, our official one-day accompanying interview is scheduled to start tomorrow."&1t;/p
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Mr. Li Hua: "No problem. Hey, cats are always tired of false reputations. I never thought that a cat like me, who is indifferent and clear-minded, would one day have to bear the false reputation of a human! Angry! King! Maybe this is the name of the independent mountain.
I have no choice.”&1t;/p>
There was a bitter smile full of helplessness on Mr. Lihua's lips. He shook his head slowly, turned around and flew to the sky, leaving everyone with a lonely and round back.&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "Although there was a small episode, the official program will start soon. Please remember not to leave."&1t;/p>
Voter a who did not want to be named: "What the hell is this? Who wants to see this fat cat? Give me back Alice!"&1t;/p>
Voter c, who did not want to be named: "I have been hesitating for a long time whether to vote for Alice or Hanabi. If I had known better, I would have forgotten it."&1t;/p>
Voter Sun Xiaoxiong, who is willing to remain anonymous: "Don't make a fool of yourself, he is quite cute. Although I didn't vote for him. Ah, can this sentence be cut out?"&1t;/p>
……&1t;/p>
A certain tea: "Then let's meet for a formal interview."&1t;/p>