One-day accompanying interview to vote for the popular king (Part 2)
Going up the stairs, passing through the corridor, and going all the way up, Mr. Li Hua finally stopped at the rooftop attic. The large piece of transparent glass blocked the rustling cold wind, and the morning sunlight filled the attic with a lazy warmth. Mr. Li Hua lay down
Stretch out comfortably on a wooden and rattan rocking chair covered with thick plush cushions.
A certain tea also said that he had something important to do, and he said it loudly, so he just waited with his hands tied. However, Master Lihua stretched his body and buried his head, hugging him into a fleshy ball, and stood in the warm winter sun.
Next, squint your eyes and fall asleep.
A certain tea: "Master Lihua, your day doesn't just consist of eating and sleeping, then our exclusive interview..."
Mr. Li Hua patted the furry cushion and sighed: "I looked at Wu Gou and patted the railings all over. No one will understand. I'm here."
A certain tea: "Actually, there is no need to forcefully compose some poetry before speaking."
Mr. Li Hua coughed: "Sir, my cat's wisdom is beyond your understanding. In the winter, I lie in the attic and bask in the sun and take a nap. This moment of leisure cannot be exchanged for gold and silver.
It’s called enjoying life, taking your time and being more calm. Dear viewers, my cat’s wisdom is not easily imparted to me, so take your time and experience it.”
He sat down at a tea banquet, took out an interview outline, and took the opportunity to ask: "Master Li Hua, I have a question that everyone in the audience wants to know. What is your self-perception of yourself? Yes.
Are cats spirits, or what humans call monsters?”
Mr. Li Hua: "This question is a bit deep."
He became interested, raised his eyelids and asked, "What do you think?"
A certain tea: "Hmm... a very smelly fat cat, looks like this?"
As soon as he finished speaking, an invisible force of thought suddenly fell down, instantly suppressing the host into a "big" character. The floor of the attic shook, and flying dust suddenly emerged from the beam of light cast by the sun.
Mou Cha held his waist and climbed up: "Here comes this trick again, be careful I use the author's divine power to teach you a lesson."
Mr. Li Hua: "Meow haha, my hands are slippery, my hands are just slippery. You are the author after all, so you don't have such a big heart?"
A certain tea: "Brain-minded? You have the nerve to say that."
Mr. Li Hua laughed shamelessly: "I'm going too far, I'm going too far, let's go back to the question just now. You only ask this question because you are too attached to the confusion of the physical body. According to Buddhism,
, this body is just a perishable piece of rotten skin, why bother living as a ghoul?"
Mr. Li Hua paused, stretched out his fat paw and patted his forehead and said: "The important thing is that here is the spirituality that shines with immortal glory. In this sense, we and human beings actually belong to the same 'spirit', human beings."
The physical body, the physical body of a cat, the physical body of a panda... Hey, this is not an important difference. However, you humans always like to narrowly separate the two concepts of "human" and "spirit", or even use them as opposites...
…”
Mr. Li Hua sneered and drooped his eyelids, unwilling to talk any more.
A certain tea: "So, sir, would you... be in love with an ordinary little female cat?"
Mr. Li Hua laughed loudly: "I just praised you for asking a question that was a bit deep, but I couldn't do it anymore. Love? Hahaha, this question may be bold and sharp, but it lacks depth. But that's how you humans are, don't you have it?
Is that a wisecrack? Everything in the or1d is about
sex excep is about poer. (Everything in the world is about sex, except sex itself. Sex is about power) You humans either love talking about sex the most, or you are the most afraid of talking about sex. You arrogantly call yourself the spirit of all things and oppress other living beings as a matter of course.
But you are always enslaved by physiological desires, don’t you think it’s a little funny?”
Moucha: "It sounds reasonable, but most of the viewers of our show are humans. I feel like if you keep talking like this, the already pitifully small audience will be gone."
Mr. Li Hua: "If you are kidnapped by the ratings, you will never be able to make a good program. You are so enlightened. Love, haha, what makes me emotional is love, not desire. This is the true meaning.
It’s about emotions, rather than simple physiological needs, do you understand?
Many times, the animal nature in you humans is much stronger than that of monsters. So every time I see stories about you humans arrogantly describing how monsters long to cultivate into human form, I can't help but think
"Smile, you monsters may not like you humans, meow."
A certain tea: "Well, this is a bit profound. I have to taste it slowly. However, I always feel that if I don't go downstairs and invite Alice to appear on the camera, there will be no production funds for the next episode. Mr. Lihua, how about the next episode?
Are you sponsoring the show?"
Mr. Li Hua didn't answer. He didn't know when he had fallen asleep.
9:4o
Mr. Lihua, sleep.
A certain tea: "It's really cute when sleeping. The sunlight shines on the smooth fur, like a chubby doll. No wonder he dared to claim that he was a handsome boy when he was young. The number of viewers has also begun to increase. Human beings really prefer this kind of nothing.
A threatening and cute look, rather than an equal free soul. Is this the arrogance of mankind that Mr. Lihua said?"
1o:o3, I slept so hard that a small part of my tongue was exposed. Moucha couldn't help but pull it, and was forced to the ground by the force of his thoughts. Mr. Lihua, continue to sleep.
11:oo, Master Lihua, sleeping soundly.
At 12:05, Mr. Lihua woke up and started licking his fur seriously.
Mr. Li Hua: "I will go to Qian Chu with you later to try their swordfish wontons. This delicacy is unique in Jiangyin. Originally, it could only be enjoyed on the eve of the Qingming Festival. I heard that they have recently improved the 'Shui Nuan Chun Jiang'
Da Zhen, the Mingqian saury has been raised in this winter. You can't help but taste this taste. How about it, sir! I am so angry! King! I treat you well, don't I? How can I have such a benefit in interviewing others?
?”
12:5o, Qian Chu.
One after another, the delicate and juicy saury wontons floated like swimming fish in the steaming soup. Mr. Lihua devoured them while appreciating them and commenting: "Meow, it's so fresh that my tongue will swallow it."
However, compared to the authentic Mingqian swordfish, the meat is a little bit tougher, and what stock did you use for the noodles? I think there is room for improvement..."
14:1o
Mr. Li Hua was full after eating, drank tea and chatted for a while, and made an appointment to try it next time. Then he waved his paw comfortably: "Let's go."
A certain tea: "It feels like our interview is about to turn into a food show."
Mr. Li Hua: "What's wrong with that? You can't live up to the delicious food!"
A certain tea said cheerfully: "It's good or not, the ratings are much better than in the morning. Mr. Lihua, what are your plans next?"
Master Li Hua said with a mysterious face: "The next step is serious practice. Master, I have a duel tonight that I have to attend, and there is an opponent I have to defeat."
14:33
A small apartment near Sun Suhe's home. This is the residence of the black-clad housekeepers who came with Mr. Lihua.
Mr. Li Hua: "Oh, Nintendo's new console Sitch has finally arrived. Come on, sir, let me see what games are available. Well, "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild", this one cannot be played online.
"Mario Kart 8", no, no, the racing game failed miserably last time. "Arms", boxing combat? I think you can try this."
A controller floated in the air and trembled crazily under the control of telekinesis. Mr. Lihua stared closely at the TV screen: "Meow, there is something wrong with this game. Why can't I beat the computer?"
A certain tea: "Hmm...is this a serious practice?"
Mr. Lihua said seriously: "Of course. By the way, little bears can't see this part. Help me block her... Ouch, ouch, ouch, I'm dead again. Meow, it's all your fault for talking to me.
"
Mr. Li Hua rolled his eyes angrily, stretched out his fat paws, and the butler in black immediately handed over the snacks that had been prepared.
Mr. Lihua said while chewing: "Master, I don't believe it. Give it another shot."
17:45
Mr. Li Hua: "Let's go, go home for dinner. Tonight is the anglerfish hot pot. If you go late, be careful that those brats will eat it. Oh, yes, I almost forgot to bring the console and games, sir.
I am really a genius at gaming. I have become so strong after just one afternoon of practice. Meow haha, little bear, little bear, this time I will teach you what the majesty of the elders is."
18:5o
Mr. Li Hua said impatiently: "Little Bear, Little Bear, stop playing that, come and play the new game I bought."
Little Bear: "Is it fun?"
Master Li Hua: "Of course it's fun... Meow... It should be fun. Master, I haven't played it before either. It's my first time to play. Come on, let's play together."
21:15
Mr. Li Hua collapsed on the sand with a look of despair.
Little Bear: "Host, what's the score now? How many games have I won?"
A certain tea clasped his fingers: "It's a bit much, um..."
Little Bear: "How many games did the master win?"
A certain tea smiled and gestured with a big zero: "I didn't win a single round."
At this time, Sun Suhe came over with two cups of hot milk and said: "Little Bear, after drinking the milk, wash up and go to bed."
The little bear held the glass and drank it in one gulp, then fell back and lay still on the sand with a smile.
Sun Suhe smiled helplessly and said: "I know."
He picked up the little bear and said, "Hey, my little baby seems to be a little fat recently."
"Fat?" The little bear tilted his head, then waved and shouted: "It's okay, I'm not a master, this is called healthy growth."
Mr. Lihua: "Little Bear, what do you mean by this?"
Little Bear stuck out his tongue, made a face at Mr. Lihua, and then went upstairs with his arms around Sun Suhe's neck.
21:25
Mr. Li Hua held his cell phone and said to the host: "I have to make a routine work report. This is confidential. Please stay away."
Master Lihua: "Master, it's me, yes, yes, yes, everything is fine with me. Ah, you didn't ask me? Meow... Little Bear is fine, he just went to bed..."
A certain tea couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Mr. Lihua: "Go away, go away. This is the secret of our Shennong Cave. No pictures are allowed."
…
"Kyoto...Kyoto..." Mr. Li Hua hung up the phone and sat on the sofa with his belly in his hands, muttering to himself, with an extremely complicated expression.
A certain tea: "Kyoto? Can you tell me what happened?"
Mr. Li Hua: "I didn't say anything about Kyoto. Let's go, Mr. I have a headache thinking about it. Let's go have a late night snack first. The Mrs. Song's Fish Soup recommended by Mr. Cai last time was really good. I'll make a call first.
Make an appointment.”
A certain tea: "Eating again?"
Mr. Li Hua: "Eat it and you will get rid of all your worries, eat it!"
21:55
A roadside food stall in a remote location was about to close. Mr. Li Hua was the last customer. He used the art of cognitive disguise and pretended to be an ordinary middle-aged office worker.
The owner of the food stall is a young woman in her 30s. She is sitting at the counter, waiting for the last customer to finish eating, while calling her husband.
"Aren't you coming to pick me up tonight? Oh, it's okay, you're busy. I can just come back by myself. That road... I just ride my bicycle faster. Don't worry, it's okay. I'm not a child. My daughter is asleep
Really? Oh, mom will take care of you tonight, okay, I understand. Don’t worry, you can just be busy."
Mr. Li Hua: "The craftsmanship of this fish soup is really incredible. Mr. Cai is really good at it. I don't know how he found this food stall."
A certain tea: "Master Lihua, do you have any other plans for the evening?"
Mr. Li Hua: "After eating, of course I have to take a walk."
After he paid the bill, he waited for a while, and when the female boss finished packing her things and rode her bicycle home, he followed her unintentionally.
A certain tea looked at Mr. Lihua doubtfully.
Mr. Lihua only answered with two words: "Take a walk."
Due to nearby road construction, the female boss had to pass through a dark alley with complicated road conditions. When she rode to the entrance of the alley, she gritted her teeth and prepared to rush over. But halfway through the ride, she could vaguely see a few figures in the faint light at the exit.
A carefree young man was walking towards me.
The female boss couldn't help but feel panicked, and subconsciously reached out to cover her pocket that contained the entire day's income. With this movement, the bicycle suddenly became unstable and almost fell over.
Mr. Li Hua, who was following far behind, flicked his tail. Instead of falling, the bicycle went straight forward as if going downhill. The few drunken hooligans fell to the ground in unison, unable to climb at all.
stand up.
A certain tea: "Master Lihua, don't you have a lot of opinions on human beings?"
Mr. Li Hua: "So what? Oh, you mean this? My hand just slipped. Let's continue walking."
After that, Mr. Li Hua went straight to the nearby mountains and walked leisurely among the lush trees. A light snow fell in the sky, but for some reason, the snowflakes could not get within one meter of Mr. Li Hua.
After walking around the mountains, Mr. Li Hua strolled to the edge of the West Lake again. At this time, the light snow had stopped for a while. On an arched stone bridge on the side, the water vapor on both sides of the bridge was slippery and a thin layer of ice formed.
But the short section in the middle is relatively dry, so the color of the bridge deck is different from that of the two sides, as if it is cut off from the middle. This is exactly the remaining snow on the broken bridge on the West Lake. Unfortunately, there is not much snow tonight, and the charm is lacking.
Mr. Li Hua flew to the broken bridge, adjusted his breathing slightly, and then jumped down, treading the water, and walked to the West Lake at night. At this time tonight, on the West Lake, beside the broken bridge, there was no White Snake, no official Xu, some
Just a fat cat walking on the water.
A certain tea: "Master Lihua, I seem to understand a little bit. Your walking is actually a method of spiritual practice."
Mr. Li Hua: "Children can be taught."
A certain tea: "What kind of practice is this, water flying technique?"
Mr. Li Hua: "I just said that you are a teachable kid, but why have you turned into a wooden head again? I really can't praise you. Walking on the water and walking in the mountains at night are just formalities. When you reach my level, the important thing is no longer concrete.
The form, but the artistic conception within it, cannot be conveyed by words. It is mysterious and mysterious, and those who understand it will realize it themselves."
4:15
Mr. Li Hua walked back through the snow.
In the study, Alice was still reading at night, and Mr. Lihua flew over and played with her for a while. Then he sat down on a recliner nearby and took out a copy of "Ancient Capital" by Kawabata Yasunari while eating snacks.
"Hey, I'm upset, let's wash it away with words."
At this point, Mr. Lihua’s one-day exclusive interview has come to a successful conclusion!
A certain tea typed this subtitle on the screen and asked: "I wonder what you can gain? My words seem to have revealed a major secret, that is, why a certain fat cat became a fat cat. Ah..."
The host was pressed to the ground by the power of thought that came from nowhere.