"What! Daughter, are you provoking me? Since when did the vent belong to you?" Anji rubbed the big bag on his head angrily, grabbed the big sword next to him and said, "Such a treasure is worthy of only
The strong own it, you bastard!"
"Sha! Is a mere defeated general worthy of being called a strong man?"
"Really? Then let's compare, I won't be merciful this time!"
"So~? I'm really scared. The last time I held my broken arm and said, 'It's impossible, it's impossible' while crying, was it me?"
"Shut up and take my sword! Big girl!"
"Cut! Go to hell, Douding!"
"ping ping ping ping rang"
"ping ping ping ping rang"
...
Sophia stood in front of the window and looked into the distance, saying like a chant: "Don't you care about it? Disany?"
Dishani, who was sitting against the wall, just glanced in the direction of the fight, and then returned her gaze to the book in front of her: "They have their own sense of proportion."
As for the rest of the people.
Luo Yalu was collecting strange things all over the room to show to Sophia, looking like a loyal knight exploring the new world. Gunia and Liv were holding the refrigerator to help 'check' the food...
Sure enough, everyone is sensible!
"Bang!"
...
"Ah! What to do! Haierrou!"
"The air conditioner is broken! You bastard! Go to hell!!!!"
What the hell am I doing.
It's obvious that she has been interfering with my life.
Why should I help her think about it?
It was obviously her mistake...
Why do I have to be treated as a servant if I want to help her make up for it?
And now I'm buying her gloves...
Am I really convinced by her explanation? Or am I just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?
Emiya Touma, who bought a pair of white silk gloves after beating around the bush, thought regretfully to himself, and opened the door of his house: "Hi, Herrou, I'm back, and I bought you... gloves?"
"Ah? Ah, I understand, just let it go..." Haierrou, who was completely soaked in water, said weakly as she stuck to the ground.
"This is the comrade you are talking about. He is a completely ordinary person." Anji, who was also soaked, said feebly in the same posture.
"Hey! What are you doing! This is my home! Why are everything broken and there is water all over the floor? What on earth have you done to my home, you bastards!" Emiya Touma grabbed him angrily.
Haerrou's collar lifted her up from the ground.
"Well, it's all her fault! If she hadn't chopped off the air conditioner with a sword, I wouldn't have fought with her!" Haierrou, whose lower body was still stuck to the ground, pointed to Anji next to her innocently.
"Ah? You really dare to say that! You obviously had to fight for the air conditioner with me before I would chop you. If you hadn't avoided it, how could I have split the air conditioner in half? Just stand there and take it.
It's only right for me to strike with a sword, you Baga!" Anji said angrily, taking a piece from the bucket of crushed ice next to her and chewing it hard. The crackling sound and the expression of gnashing her teeth were as if she was chewing.
It's not ice but like Heerrou.
"Who would stand and let you chop! Are you stupid? If you are not sure, don't use so much force! And the air conditioner belongs to me!"
"Huh? Don't you know that guests are the priority in everything? Rude guy."
"I have never heard of such a thing as satisfying the guest's request before the master is satisfied! And your swords are not afraid of heat at all! Look at those three in the room, and then look at you? Trash!"
"You're a waste when you open your mouth, Heerrou. Is your brain so bad that you can't even understand individual differences? Then I really need to teach you what politeness is!" Anji snorted coldly and slowly stood up and picked up the
He picked up the giant sword by the wall and pointed it at Haerrou with a cold light: "It is polite to take out the most precious things to entertain guests. It seems you have to learn it."
"It's really scary. If you break your arm again this time, if you don't kneel down and lick my feet, I won't help you correct them!" Haier smiled softly and patted Touma's hand away, never knowing that
He took out a gun in the famous place and pointed the gun at Anji.
"Arnold, this is actually my home, right? Can you please stop beating me?..." Emiya Touma said with twitching face.
"Shut up! Get out of the way!" Haierrou and Anji said in unison.
"I said, you..." Just when Emiya Touma was furious and wanted to rush forward, someone tapped him on the shoulder.
A beautiful woman with blond hair, silver eyes and long wavy hair smiled and said, "Are you Touma Emiya?"
"Ah! Ah? I...yes!" Emiya replied nervously.
"This kid is the Kirishima Yumi that Heirrou mentioned, right? My name is Disani, Heirou's friend." Disani smiled and picked up Yumi, who looked worried, and made a gesture towards Emiya.
He said with a please gesture: "Let's go in and talk."
"But..." Emiya looked worriedly at the two people who were still confronting each other.
"They are sensible, don't worry." Dishani nodded, turned around and entered the bedroom.
"Is that appropriate?" Touma looked at the living room that had become a battlefield between gods and demons, and followed him in with a look of despair.
And the two people outside...
stare...
stare..
"Bata." Anji fell down~
"Bah..." Haerrou fell down~
"Help, it's so hot..." This was Haerrou, who was pouring water on her head with a glass of despair.
"Ah~ the sea in Alphonse is so comfortable." This is Anji, okay, he is already hallucinating.
119!119! Someone here needs first aid!!!
...
...
"So, because they were afraid of the heat, they fought for the air conditioner outlet and then destroyed my living room like this?" Touma said with a look of despair.
In response to this, Sophia, who was sitting upright on the stool next to her with a standard and pleasant smile, bowed very respectfully and politely and said: "I'm very sorry, but this is almost the fact. Originally, Haierrou
We suggested that you go directly to the hotel to rent an air-conditioned room, but considering that you might be worried when you come back, we rejected it. Well, let me introduce you at the end, I am Sophia."
She looks exactly like a noble lady! Are you really friends with those two wild dogs outside? Touma felt that he had been deceived, a strange expression appeared on his face, and Roya looked cold beside him.
"On Lower Roya Road, Miss Sophia's knight, I'm warning you, if you have any ideas about Miss Sophia, I will!!"
"Roaru!!" Sophia stopped Roaru, then smiled and apologized to Touma: "My knight is a little rude, please forgive me."
"Ah, where are you talking?" Emiya Touma said with a panicked look on his face, but he couldn't help complaining in his heart: Knight? Miss? Are you dressed so strangely? Are you feudal lords who have traveled through time in the Middle Ages?
"Disani, you already know." Said the lady who looked very reliable, but started reading a book as soon as Emiya was led into the room.
"Liv, Liv~" A little girl next to her looked like she was smiling brightly. She took Yumi's hand and said, "Like Yumi, you are an orphan saved by Haerrousang!"
"Gunya." The child sitting across from Liv, looking at the shogi piece he had pulled out from nowhere, said very taciturnly. He knocked on Liv's hand and rescued the panicked Kirishima Yumi.
: "Don't bully others."
"Do you know how to do this?" Gunia looked at Kirishima and said seriously.
"Shogi?" Kirishima said with a very unconfident look, lowering his head: "Arnold, I've seen it before and I understand a little bit."
"Can you guide me?" Gunia held Kirishima's hand sincerely.
"Ah! But, it can be said..." Kirishima nodded with a red face, and sat aside with Guniya. Liv, who was hit on the hand, pouted with dissatisfaction: "
What, it’s obvious that Guniya, Kirishima, and I were the ones who came first, but you guys got together.”
"Is there any problem?" Gunia tilted her head in confusion.
"Take me one!!!!!!" Liv said awkwardly and rushed forward, but...
"Anolifusan" Kirishima struggled with his face flushed, but to no avail.
"Can you get up, Liv? You're very heavy." Guniya said unusually calmly.
"Why?"
"And you're two years older than me, right?"
"ha?"
"You are obviously the oldest and the heaviest, but you pounced on your two sisters and pressed them to the ground. Don't you feel ashamed?" Guniya added the last blow with a facial expression.
"Hey!!!!!! How could this be possible!!!!" Liv shouted and jumped up as if she had collapsed.
"Do you want to take care of it?" Sophia smiled and gracefully shook the goblet that she found out from somewhere.
If the liquid inside wasn't yellow and foaming, I would have thought you were drinking red wine. Touma sighed.
"They seem to have a good relationship, let them make trouble." Guniya nodded and continued reading.
So, where is the good relationship? It’s obvious that it’s Gunya who eats Liv, and Liv eats Kirishima, right? Touma added in his heart, despairing: I’m the only one in this house.
Normal people! Bastards!
"It's so hot..."
"It's so hot..."
"It's so hot..."
The sound in the living room is like the chirping of cicadas in summer, lingering and disturbing. It always makes people imagine the dying wounded on the battlefield.
"Are Arnold and the others really okay?" Emiya Toumadi asked countless times.
"Yes. They have their own sense of proportion." Dishani replied unchanged, and the books in her hand had been changed four or five.
"Um, are you cosplaying? Cosplaying a character in this manga?" Emiya Touma curiously pointed to the page Disani was turning, which showed several women in tights waving.
The situation of besieging another person.
"Cos?" Sophia stood at the window looking at the scenery and asked doubtfully.