"It's just to imitate the characters in comics or anime in terms of dressing up. Well, I don't really understand it, but that's about it..." Emiya Touma scratched his hair and answered vaguely. After all, he is not a nerd, at best.
I’ve watched a few good anime and I really don’t know how to give an accurate answer.
Dishani flipped through the book seriously and said, "No, but I am the character here, or in other words, these comics were drawn based on us."
"Huh? Oh."
Sure enough, no one is a normal person, right? Touma looked at Sophia Loyaru with a normal expression and sighed: "I'll go outside and ask them. It's always a bit worrying to leave them alone.
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Saying this, Touma got up and walked out of the living room.
Shaking his shirt that was stuck to his back because he was sitting on the leather sofa, Touma closed the door and walked to the two guys who were watering themselves on the ground with a worried look on his face and said: "You guys, are you like this?"
Is it hot? The room temperature is obviously less than 30 degrees. Are you okay?"
"Although I don't know what thirty degrees means, the Alphonse where I lived before is a place where the snow never melts all year round!" Anji said with an unhappy look on her upper body as she raised her upper body, and the water-drenched fabric was faintly covered with water.
Through the texture of the skin, the shape of the poached egg on the chest was clearly outlined, and the little bits of water made Emiya Touma, who was single, not even know where to put her eyes.
"Ah! Well, I understand!" Emiya said awkwardly, taking a half step back and turning his face to Heerrou beside him: "What about you? Are you okay?"
Then he was grabbed by a wet hand.
"Bah!" The sound of wet water made Touma feel uncomfortable.
"Dang... I have one last request, please agree to it!" Haierrou said angrily, her whole body glued to the ground.
"Uh, you said..." Touma replied with difficulty, trying to pull away Heerrou's hand. The wet touch and the abrupt and uneven scars really made him unable to accept it: "You can put your hand down first.
Is it open?"
"You agreed?"
"Ah. Well, if there's no big problem." Touma nodded.
"Great, can you go down and buy ice cream for me?" Haierrou tilted her head in excitement, took out the cell phone she grabbed from somewhere and clicked on it randomly: "カキフライソフト三, 行行にんにくソフト三
One, three kombu kombu..., and finally, give me five of each of the thirty-one flavors of basket-robbins, and bring me ten ice cubes!"
"No! This is the working capital!" Haierrou said, grabbing a wad of cash and handing it over: "Please hurry up!"
"Ah, give me what she gave me!" Anji nodded seriously, reached out and snatched the cash from Haierrou's hand, and handed it to Touma: "Be sure to hurry up too."
"Hey! That's my money!" Haierrou said with veins popping out and was about to grab it, but Anji, who was well prepared, dodged it.
"Isn't it what you should do to entertain guests? You are the one who makes our currency useless, right?" Anji snorted disdainfully and put the money directly into Touma's hand.
"Robber!" Heerrou said viciously, then took out a wad of money from somewhere and stuffed it into Touma's hand.
"So, where are you hiding these things..." Touma looked at the cash in his hand and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, let's not talk about it for now. Haierrou, can you take a look at the title of the introduction you are looking for?
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"Delicious special ice cream, right? Go buy it quickly, why are you wasting your time?" Haierrou, who fell to the ground again, waved her hand impatiently.
"Your sister! That's a special ice cream that can only be eaten locally! Bastard! You have to buy oyster grilled in Okayama, and the Monkey Garlic ice cream is only produced in Saitama. You said so much that only Baskin's Thirty
You can only buy one, and the store is two kilometers away! Are you going to let me run back carrying more than thirty kilograms of ice cream?!" Touma said angrily.
"Ah, then don't ask for the special ice cream in the front. Everything you can buy in the back is doubled. Go quickly!" Haierrou didn't even bother to bow her hands this time, and poked her head on the ground and said without raising her head:
"Anyway, there must be extra money given to you. Go hire someone to help get it back. Come on, the rest of the money is yours!"
"Me too!" Angie said, also stuck to the ground.
.. Touma looked at the money in his hand with a twitching corner of his mouth. For the first time, he had the urge to throw this thing away. Well, he smashed it hard on the foreheads of these two guys on the ground.
"Please, hurry up. Saving people is like putting out fires!" Haierrou said weakly.
"Me too..." Angie repeated again.
"Okay, it's just this once, we won't do it next time!" Emiya Touma sighed and went out.
"Click..." The door was locked.
"Good man..." Haerrou said quietly with a sigh.
"I think so too!" Anji repeated again and again.
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"Shit! Can you please stop following me, you're a repeater!" Haier Roubao said angrily: "It's the same with air conditioners, flushing yourself, and buying ice cream. You're making a fool of yourself. It's obvious that your big swords are not afraid of heat at all.
! I was lying on the ground to enjoy the cool weather, and I was so embarrassed. Fortunately, my training instructor was not here, otherwise he would be grabbing breaker shotguns and preparing to punch a hole in my forehead!" 1
Anji waved her hands feebly and said with a look of despair: "I don't want this to happen, and I don't understand why this happens. I'm also very desperate about this. Maybe the organization transplanted a piece of fake demon flesh and blood to me?"
"Anyway, no one else is afraid of heat. I'm the only one who's afraid of heat. Others don't feel pain, but I'm the only one who's rolling on the floor in pain. If I didn't also have evil aura and eat ordinary food without taste, I'd be suspicious.
Did my transplant fail?"
"And because of this, I was killed by Alphonse as soon as I debuted. It was only a few years ago, and I almost woke up. If I hadn't met Disani, I'm afraid the grass on my grave would be ten feet high by now."
"Hey, hey, I'm the one who saved you, bastard!" Haierrou glanced at Anji with dead fish eyes.
"Tch." Anji turned her head away with disdain, but grabbed something in her left hand and handed it over.
"What is this? A star?" Haierrou looked at the wooden sculpture in her hand with a strange look on her face: "It's so ugly, even the burrs haven't been shaved off."
"It's an amulet, bastard! I asked for it in the church in the holy city of La Baule before I became a great sword! If you don't want it, give it back to me!" Angie said angrily, trying to grab the thing back.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! How can I not want this!" Haierrou said as she quickly rolled on the ground a few times to avoid Anji's hand. She chuckled and stuffed the star pendant into her arms and said:
"At least it's your intention. Okay, I'll accept it reluctantly~"
"Tch! Disgusting!" Anji said with a slumped face, then turned to the other side: "Keep it away, if you lose it I will chop you to death!"
"Alright, alright!" Haerrou laughed and said, "We'd better wait for the ice cream now!"
"Yes, it's so hot." Anji's face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd.
Haierrou said with a calculated expression: "You... why did you mention this word? It's so hot."
In an instant, the living room turned into a scene for drying salted fish.
"It's so hot."
"it's too hot..."
Life is always unpredictable.
Touma, who had made it clear that it was only this time, finally understood what it means: a dike of a thousand miles breaks in an ant nest.
"Anyway, you've just gone down, so let's go there again~"
"Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! Don't give up halfway!"
In response to threats or requests, poor Touma transformed into a porter and had to go to the ice cream shop once an hour on average. He didn't even need to say anything later. As soon as he entered the door, the boss immediately prepared it as usual.
A large box of various ice creams was delivered to him.
Seven times!
A whole seven times!
Every time there are more than ten kilograms of ice cubes and more than ten kilograms of ice cream!
Touma, who had managed to climb up to the fourth floor with more than thirty kilograms of stuff, said angrily, kicked the door and entered the room: "Don't you all feel full? Asshole, no matter what, after eating these ice creams,
I will never buy for you again!"
"Ah?" Anji tilted her head: "Shouldn't it be that you begged to buy it for us?"
"Tch! It's already dark, who cares about you buying ice cream!" Haierrou waved her hand with a look of disdain: "Take those ice creams and eat them yourself, think of it as a reward!"
"Can I say bad words?" Emiya Touma said with veins on his face.
"No." Haierrou took out her hand and grabbed it.
"Ill-mannered children will be punished." Angie raised the huge sword that looked very heavy.
"Then I have nothing to say." Emiya Touma walked into the room dejectedly, fell heavily on the bed, with a bitter look on his face: Who did I offend whom? Me!
With this thought in mind, I was preparing to have a good sleep and soothe my injured soul.
The door rang.
"Hey, what are you doing again!" Emiya Touma pushed open the door angrily, and saw that except for the three children, the remaining people came out, and they looked like they were ready to fight.
Haerrou was checking the weapons, and Sophia and the others were wiping their swords with towels.
etc...
"The blue one is my face towel!!!" Emiya Touma said sadly and angrily, and a blue shadow fell on his face.
"Oh, then it's your turn." Anji said nonchalantly.
"Oh shit! I have no choice but to buy it again after you have used it like this!" Touma said angrily: "And where are you going with this look! Even if you are just teasing me, you should calm down.
I have been deceived by you all day, can you be merciful and let me have a good sleep and stop looking for trouble?"