As expected, in this episode, although Oda City made a wave of self-destruction at the end, he still won the Nogizaka member with the highest marriage potential among the members due to his accumulated points. In other words, he is the most suitable member to become a bride.
"Oda-san, what do you think?" Shitara asked Oda.
"How should I put it? I don't think this is a bride appraisal at all." Because the results of the appraisal have been settled, Oda can complain as much as he wants, "This is obviously an etiquette test."
"Since it's an etiquette test, Oda-san can still get first place." Shitara started digging, "She is indeed Miss Oda."
"I said I'm not a eldest lady!" Oda shook his head and rejected this persona, "It's just that the family cares about etiquette."
"Well, as the member with the highest marriage potential, there is a reward." Shitara began to smile evilly, "That is, you can wear a wedding dress and take a wedding photo with our 'groom'!"
Hearing Shitara's words, the members all exclaimed. All girls love beauty, and almost all girls have imagined the scene when they wear a white wedding dress and walk on the red carpet with their beloved groom, but it is a pity.
, Oda’s name does not exist among these girls.
"Wait a minute, I want to ask who the groom is?" Oda felt something was wrong, "It can't be Himura-san."
"Maybe." Shitara smiled evilly, while Himura made an angry expression, "What's wrong? Isn't it good for me to be the groom?"
"If it's Himura-san, then let me wear the groom's suit and let Himura-san wear the wedding dress." Oda ignored Himura's words, "Everyone also wants to see Himura-san wear the wedding dress."
"I said..."
"I'm afraid I don't have wedding dresses in that big size." Shitara also started to curse inadvertently.
"I said, listen to me!" Himura finally couldn't help but yelled.
"Shut up!" Oda and Shitara God said in sync.
"Okay." Himura also cooperated with the two and bowed his head obediently.
"Shitara-san, can you let me wear the groom's clothes, and then I can randomly choose someone to wear the bride's clothes?" Oda began to bargain. After all, Oda had no interest in the wedding dress that everyone was coveting.
"No." Shitara also saw that Oda was trying to get away, and decisively refused, "Everyone wants to see Oda in a wedding dress, right."
"Yes!" The members also catered to Shitara's words and collectively encouraged Oda. Especially Nishino and Shiraishi. Maybe they themselves didn't realize that they shouted extra loudly, but Takayama, who was sitting next to Nishino, noticed Nishino's actions.
, his expression became solemn by the way.
"That's...ok." Oda walked slowly to the backstage, but the costume designer had already prepared clothes, and Oda had to change into them.
One thing to say is that it is really troublesome to put on a wedding dress, especially since this wedding dress has a tail, so a layer of inner support needs to be installed inside. The wire ring is stuck on Oda's waist, which is heavy and uncomfortable.
Oda walked out of the dressing room behind the set hidden in the backstage. On the other side of the set, a man wearing a groom's suit had been waiting for a long time. In fact, when he first saw him, Oda didn't even recognize who he was.
When I saw that slender figure and confirmed that it was not Himura, I felt relieved.
The other party seemed to have seen Oda, and turned around and waved to Oda - only then did Oda realize that the other party was Hashimoto. The ironed suit looked particularly suitable for Hashimoto, who was already taller.
He looks like a real handsome boy.
"Then you two are ready, let's invite newcomers to enter!" Shitara's funny voice came, Oda and Hashimoto looked at each other and then walked out from the backstage.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" As the members screamed, Oda walked out holding Hashimoto's hand. This seemed to be Hashimoto's first men's clothing appearance, and needless to say, he won the unanimous approval of the members.
It was the first time that Oda dressed so "girly", which was in sharp contrast to her usual performance, and the members were amazed for a while.
The two of them walked in front of the camera. Oda deliberately held Hashimoto's hand a little tighter and leaned his head towards Hashimoto. Needless to say, this behavior was also accompanied by cheers from other members. The photographer recorded the two scenes.
After a close-up of two seconds, they gave a thumbs up to the two people, indicating that the recording of this episode has officially ended.
When Oda got the news, as soon as the camera moved away, he ran backstage with the heavy and long hem, and took off the wedding dress as quickly as possible and replaced it with the original one.
I put on my uniform, then moved my body, and reaffirmed my determination not to wear a wedding dress again in the future.
Because, it is really uncomfortable.
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After taking a lunch break in the lounge, the members were about to prepare for the recording of the next episode. In fact, Oda heard some noisy children's voices coming from the corridor during his lunch break. Thinking about today
The theme of the series is "Children's Troubles Discussion Room", so you can roughly understand what to do in this series.
As expected by Oda, the content of this episode is to act as a teacher and answer the questions of elementary school students. Looking at the small notebooks in the hands of these elementary school students, Oda felt that these questions must be full of pitfalls.
"Good morning." The first person to appear was Takayama. In fact, Takayama usually uses her true voice when communicating in private, and most of the members are used to her subwoofer, but in the group, Takayama always uses falsetto.
Although speaking like this would make him feel more like an idol, it might be because of his unstable breath. Oda wanted to laugh when he heard Takayama speak, "Takayama Kazumi from Chiba Prefecture, Nogizaka 46, dazezezezeze."
At the beginning, Gao Shan pointed at himself with his thumbs and made a joke that no one could understand and had no sense of humor at all. The primary school students also looked at Gao Shan with blank faces. As expected of Gao Shan, he revealed it from the beginning
Unreliable temperament.
"Why become an idol?"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming an idol?"
The two problems at the beginning were relatively normal. Although Gao Shan's routine said some nonsense, they were basically solved perfectly. Of course, Shitara could not just watch the situation develop smoothly like this, so Shitara started
Instructions to sitters among elementary school students: "Since you have become an idol, is it because you think you are cute?"
"Ah, how should I say it? As for me, what should I say? There are many kinds of idols. How can I say it?" Gao Shan opened his mouth with three or four questions in succession, "There are many ways to become an idol, but there are also failures.
I have been there many times. It is more like drawing lots than confidence. I am happy to be able to enter." At this point, Oda still did not hear any answer to this question. Takayama seemed to have noticed this,
He stood there and thought for a while, then said: "This... is so difficult, I can't summarize it."
"???" Three symbols like this popped up in the minds of the members and primary school students. Gao Shan talked back and forth for almost a minute, but there was no point at all. In other words, it was all nonsense.
.
"Teacher, why can't I lose weight?" A fat boy raised his hand and asked the question.
"Did Guanghui-kun start getting fat when he was three years old?"
"I was very thin before I was three years old." The chubby boy replied.
"I feel that children who have been fat since childhood are basically in a physique that will continue to be fat." Gao Shan opened his mouth with a precise blow, which just hit Guanghui's weakness, "But Guanghui-kun is very cute. It's okay if you can't lose weight.
So body type doesn't matter." After finishing speaking, Gao Shan smiled confidently. On the contrary, the smile on the little boy's face disappeared.
Really, no matter what I think, it's Teacher Gao Shan's fault that Guanghui Jun doesn't laugh.
The second person to appear was Shiraishi, and for some reason, Shiraishi, who stood on the podium, gave people an unreliable feeling as soon as he opened his mouth.
"What are the three most important points for an idol?" At this time, the little boy in charge asked again, but this time the question was his own.
"...Well, the first thing is the smile, the smile is the most important." After Baishi said the first word, she froze in place, pretending to be thinking, but it could not hide that she had no idea how to answer.
fact.
"Have you forgotten the slogan before the performance?" The boy started to complain. It seemed that this question had been planned for a long time.
"You know that too, right?" Shiraishi asked in confusion. Then he realized it and said the three points of "Thank you for your efforts with a smile" with his fingers.
"Then why couldn't you answer it at first?"
Baishi, died.
Next up is Hashimoto. Compared to the first two teachers who were not particularly reliable, Oda believed that Hashimoto’s knowledge should be able to deal with these brats in the past.
"Why do you want to become an idol?" The little girl in the front row asked this question again.
"..." Hashimoto was silent for a while, and then said in an unconfident tone, "It must be the guidance of fate. Do you want to become an idol?"
"Yeah." The little girl nodded.
"Watch you." Hashimoto took the right to speak back to himself, "The next person to ask the question?"
No one raised their hands.
"No." Then the upright Hashimoto came to a conclusion.
"Why have children?" The little girl in the front row raised her hand again and asked the question.
"Because if we don't have children, won't humans become extinct?" Sure enough, the answer is very much like Hashimoto Nanami's, "It's instinctive, so reproduction is necessary."
"Why is that man crying?"
"I think crying is when emotions are expressed through tears. When you are happy, they are happy tears, and when you are sad, they are sad tears. It goes like this." Hashimoto explained.
"So when was the last time you cried?" This was another question raised by the little boy with a bit of a venomous tongue.
"Probably last week, during the performance in Nogizaka, I shed tears because I felt useless and unhappy." Hashimoto looked at the little boy seriously, "Have you ever had such an experience?"
"No."
"There will be a lot waiting for you later." A warning, no, a threat from Mr. Hashimoto.
"What happens after death?" At this time, a little girl asked the question.
"How should I put it? In Japan, cremation is the main method." Hashimoto pointed out the fact. "The body is disposed of in various ways, but no one knows what will happen to the person after death. What will happen to the soul after death?
Be with your family, want to go to heaven, etc. Wherever you believe, that’s your destination.”
"So hell is real?"
"We don't know what heaven is like and hell is like, right? Maybe the world we live in now is hell." Hashimoto calmly explained his unique world view to this group of elementary school students, "Existence is painful.
There is also happiness, but the feelings of pain and happiness are the difference between heaven and hell."
The elementary school students nodded their heads, probably because they were persuaded by Hashimoto?
Then the last person to appear after Hashimoto was Oda. Because he had watched the previous few people’s classes, Oda also had an understanding of the personalities of the children on the scene.
"Why do you want to become an idol?" The first customary question.
"How should I put it? It should be that I submitted my resume and was selected." For these questions, Oda planned to answer according to his own ideas from beginning to end. "If you are not selected, you will definitely not be able to become an idol."
"Why do stars shine?"
"In this case, everyone knows about Taiyang, right?" Oda asked the elementary school students.
"Um."
"Actually, every star, like the sun, is undergoing a nuclear reaction internally." Oda picked up the marker on the table and began to draw a picture on the blackboard behind him, "Everyone knows about nuclear bombs, right? The energy of nuclear bombs is so
They are large, so the energy inside the stars is greater, so they can shine. But these stars are too far away from the earth compared to the sun, so the stars we see are not as bright as the sun."
Oda's hard-core science popularization stunned these children.
"Okay, that's it. Do you have any questions?"
"Why do people get married?" Another child asked the question.
"Why do people get married?" Oda repeated the question, "Actually, people don't necessarily have to get married."
"But mom and dad said that people will definitely get married when they grow up." The little girl blinked her eyes.
"Marriage is just a legal procedure." Oda started his serious science popularization again, "Actually, whether to get married or not is a personal decision. If...Nanami-chan wants to get married in the future, then
If you don’t want to get married, then don’t get married. There is no reason to decide whether anyone wants to get married. It’s your own choice.”
"I feel like Oda-san is brainwashing them into a strange concept of marriage." Shitara laughed and complained in the studio. Then he pressed the button on the table: "Ask Oda-san if she wants to do it in the future.
marry."
"Oda-san, do you want to get married?" The sharp-tongued little boy asked the question according to Shitara's instructions.
"Shouldn't I leave it to the future to consider whether I want to get married or not?" Oda also spotted this naughty child and wanted to straighten him out, "Everyone always has different ideas at different stages.
For example, Ryosuke-kun, do you have a girlfriend now?"
"No!" Most boys in elementary school are embarrassed to let others know that they like girls.
"It will be available in the future." Oda began to complain, "Maybe I won't be able to find it if I want it in the future."
"Then Oda-san, what do you think will happen after death?" Ryousuke was a little unconvinced and raised the question again.
"Just like Teacher Nanamin said, they were burned into ashes and then buried in the soil." Faced with this question, Oda put away his original joking and answered seriously, "Actually, Teacher, I think that human life is
He will die three times."
"The first time is the moment of death, biological death."
"The second time is when the funeral is held. At this moment, your identity in this society will become that of the deceased."
"The third time is when the last person in this world who remembers you dies. This moment will be the real death."
"So we can't imagine what will happen to people after they die." Oda smiled slightly, "What we have to do now is to leave more traces in this world and let more people remember us. This way