Wo Gua was dissatisfied with being disturbed while eating, with a face full of biscuit crumbs, so he rubbed it with his tongue without looking back.
"You and the boss are both wearing the same pair of pants, but he's missing. Wouldn't you know?"
…
After all, it was Jing Qiongshuang who was more reliable. She glanced around and looked at Li Lvyan solemnly, "The captain is missing?"
"I didn't notice it just now, and the black glasses disappeared."
Now the problem arose.
If Black Glasses went out to explore the road, he should at least say something to Jing Qiongshuang and leave without saying a word. Although it is also in line with Black Glasses' character, at this juncture, especially when Li Lvyan just said a paragraph of Qi Lu
After the article, it is obvious that doing so will not help the situation.
Therefore, it is incredible that Black Glasses had no reason to leave without saying a word.
Wo Gua stood talking without pain in his back, and stuffed another biscuit into his mouth. Li Lv Yan walked to the jack door that was the only exit, "Wo Gua, how did you open the door from the inside just now?"
"Press that switch—"
"Where is the switch here?"
"Dung beetle, please stop trying to confuse people with your lies. Why is there no switch? Put your four eyes on it and look for it."
"There really isn't—"
"go away--"
Wo Gua's plump body squeezed away Li Green Ant, and he groped around on the wall, ready to find the bump, but his body trembled, and he looked at the wall with a strange expression.
"It's fucking weird. This handsome boy just turned it on by pressing a switch-"
With unexplainable doubts, the two of them turned around and were about to call Jing Qiongshuang to discuss it with them. It didn't matter what they turned around. Instead of looking back with a smile on their face, the Sixth Palace Pink and Dai Colorless turned out, instead they turned around and said "Fuck" twice.
"Come.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
Li Luyi and Wo Gua looked at each other in unison, and each other's eyes flashed with confusion. After confirming their coordination, one of them slapped the other.
"Bah-"
"呲——"
It really hurts, I'm not dreaming.
The two of them looked at the empty altar with blinded faces, their heads swollen and buzzing.
Where is Jing Qiongshuang??
After the black glasses disappeared inexplicably, where is Jing Qiongshuang????
"Wo Gua, the two of us were guarding the door just now, right?"
"You're not talking nonsense, you're unreliable, why can't you still trust this handsome guy?"
"Well, why is Jing Qiongshuang missing?"
Wo Gua covered his mouth and looked left and right. It turned out that the girl had really disappeared.
"have no idea."
Since the two people were guarding the door just now, Jing Qiongshuang, who disappeared with the black glasses, definitely did not go out here.
Moreover, the two of them also discovered just now that the door that opened the jack could no longer be opened.
"black glasses!!"
"Boss!!"
"Well girl!!"
"Big sister smash!!"
…
The two of them searched here and there, starting to look for every possible hiding place in this place, but found no trace.
Although this place is indeed not small, it is not big either, and the view is unobstructed. There are only a few places where people can hide. You can't expect them to turn into flies and get into Princess Iron Fan's belly, right?
And what good does it do them if they turn into a piece of shit and are excreted together with the shit?
Time passed by, and the two of them searched for half an hour, turning over and over again, but they couldn't find any trace of the missing person.
Wo Gua wiped the stone lampshade as big as his fist and looked inside with one eye closed, "Sister, are you in the lampshade?"
"Wo Gua, this isn't "The Man in the Box". Normal people wouldn't get into the lampshade and hide and seek."
"That handsome boy played hide-and-seek when he was little. He even used a reed pipe as a scuba and hid in the river."
"So I said, that's something that normal people can't do."
He is a ruthless person, but he is not an egg.
Li Green Ant lay panting on the stone steps and looked around: It's really strange, why can't I find it anywhere?
Seeing that Wo Gua continued to look at each cover, Li Lvyi felt his abdominal muscles aching with anger, but when he saw the twisted lines in the center, he cast his sights towards the sarcophagus in front of him.
The sarcophagus lay quietly on the stone platform, as if it hadn't made any movement from just now to now.
If there is really any place to hide people, and the only place that has not been found from the beginning until now is the sarcophagus.
But is this possible?
The sarcophagus must make a sound when it is opened, and Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are not fools. They would not do the stupid thing of hiding in the water and using reeds as straws to breathe, just to scare themselves. What's more, even if Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang Jing Qiongshuang really discovered something, but she had no choice but to rush in without even having time to say hello - she was almost too late to say hello, so why was the lid of the sarcophagus closed?
Do they have the American time to close the door casually, but don't they have the American time to say "see you again"?
How are you?
I am thinking of you, and you?
I am fioo.
You see, simple and rough, more manly than Northeastern men, an upgraded version of Northeastern men, Northeastern women.
How shameless is it to close the coffin lid without saying hello? You don’t want to see her even after washing your hair.
When your boyfriend is waiting for you to get to know his circle, whenever a girl becomes
So, sister, your opponent is here.
——Then if she had any ability, I wouldn't sit here anymore.
But if a person of the opposite sex from your past asks you out, you won’t be here to watch me post jokes now.
Li Lvyan was thinking a lot and thought it would be better to open the coffin and see it with his own eyes.
Wo Gua blinked, "No, dung beetle, didn't you say before that you were afraid that after the coffin was opened, a rice dumpling would pop out and take us all away?"
Li Lvyan: "..."
"Didn't you also say that if Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang can't protect themselves, the two of us will only hold them back?"
"Did I say that?"
"Yes, you also said that even if they can take care of us, it will only be when Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are both there. We are two negatives and two positives, just like positive charges and negative charges, they cancel each other out, but Now that they are not here, you are still risking your life to seek death. Isn't this lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death?"
"I——" he seemed to have said.
"Yes, you also said-"
"Okay -" Li Lvyan covered his mouth without changing his expression, "Yes, I said it, but times have changed, and times create heroes, and heroes create times. We have to change our style of play. Various patterns, financing and listing, otherwise there will be no way out if we stick to the rules, stay stale and remain unchanged."
Wo Gua’s head is buzzing, Aba, Aba——
"Okay, what you said makes sense. So what should we do? Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are not here right now. If something happens, then when they come back, we may have to stand in the underworld and watch the scenery and wait.
They burned paper money for us."
Li Lvyan's heart froze: This melon spends all day saying things that boost other people's ambitions and destroy his own prestige.
Glancing at the prophecy on the stone wall with sadness, Li Lvyan tried not to look at the vicious curse in the prophecy, and took out the ink line, black dog blood, black donkey hoofs... cinnabar, talisman paper... from his backpack...
...Loess, Luoyang shovel, and iron iron, big pig's hooves...
etc.
Big pig hooves??
Li Lvyan looked at the vacuum-packed big pig's trotters, which still smelled like soy sauce. He looked through his backpack in disbelief and found that everything in his backpack was familiar to him, except for this big pig's trotters that smelled like soy sauce.
??
It’s so stupid!!
Li Lvyan stared straight at the sauced pig's trotters. Wogua was exercising his biceps in preparation for a hard fuck. Suddenly, his nose moved and he smelled the bag of sauced pig's trotters. Surprise appeared in his eyes.
With a look on his face, he snatched it away.
"That's great. I bought it specially when I first set off, but I was afraid that I would finish it quickly and prepare to stay during the most difficult time. I couldn't control it, so I hid it in your bag. As time went by, I forgot about it.
That’s it, thank you brother——”
…………
Li Luyi took a deep breath and asked Wo Gua to stand on the back of the sarcophagus. His hands were wrapped with ink thread, and he was ready in a strong and majestic formation in the form of a man roping a horse pole.
If there really is something extraordinary inside, it will turn into corpses when touched, and there is no way out of the door. It is simply a turtle in the urn, and the door will be closed to beat the dog.
At that time, Wogua's ink thread first wrapped around the neck of the thing, and then wrapped it twice around the sarcophagus. At the same time, Li Green Ant closed the lid of the sarcophagus with lightning speed, and used a rooster slaughtered at noon.
The blood-soaked coffin nails nailed its limbs.
everything's ready.
"good."
Give me a firm look.
!!
"Are you firm enough?"
In Wo Gua's wise eyes, there is only one sentence out of a thousand words: Love me China, love me China, love me——China!!
Fine!
This is not a three-point return of strength, but a seven-point victory that relies on hard work and love. This is a gamble on life.
It is a one-time consumable, unlike the summoned Winged Dragon of the Sun God. The combatant uses the remainder of his own life as its combat power, but at least he still has some life points left. If this is over, it will be the same as being favored.
The white dragon's destructive jet of white light fills your face and almost scatters your soul.
"Open the coffin with sesame seeds!!"
"boom--"
Li Lvyan was prepared with both hands. The ABCD plan was in place, and he thought of all the most terrifying possibilities. However, when the coffin lid was pushed open about a fifth, the scene inside made the two people who were waiting for the battle look confused.
He was so stagnant that he almost forgot to breathe.
The woman in the sarcophagus is exquisitely beautiful and unconventional, as if she could not eat the fireworks of the world; the wind blows on the jade trees, as if they are wrapped in snow. She is graceful and graceful, light and self-possessed. She has a taste of unparalleled beauty, and regains her alluring posture.
His phoenix eyes are full of spring, his eyebrows are long and the distant mountain eyebrows glow with the misty cyan color in ink paintings; his eyes are just like the halo in the Milky Way, and they are like crushed stars all over the sky; the eyelashes at the corners of his eyes are like the crescent moon, casting shadows on his eyes.
There is a gorgeous shade. The face is condensed with goose fat, and spring plum blossoms are blooming with snow; the lips are like cherry blossoms, delicate and charming; the spirit is like autumn water, jade is pure and clear; the appearance is like spring breeze, weathered and peerless. The indescribable pear blossoms and jade face are elegant and unconventional.
Between the twilight and the color of fire, her skin is better than snow, like condensed fat, like clear crystal, and is extremely beautiful. Without the use of smoke powder, it is enough to confuse all living beings. Her teeth are like gourd rhinoceros, her head is like a moth eyebrow, her smile is charming, and her beautiful eyes are full of hope.
It is truly as beautiful as spring plum blossoms blooming on snow, and as divine as autumn husk covered with frost.
The ice skin is clear, which is the god of Gushe; the pure and beautiful appearance is the fairy head among the flowers. The water-colored snow silk is not exposed under the light of glass and candlelight, but is very spiritual and clear, accompanied by the twilight and
The two candlelights complement each other, making people feel that the beauty is like a flower separated by clouds, like smoke, like a dream, like an illusion or a shadow. You will want to ride the wind back home, but you are afraid of the beauty of the beautiful building.
Her beauty is so beautiful that no one can look at her; her slender head and eyebrows are natural, and her beauty is natural. She is really like the firstborn of a strange flower, with beautiful jade haloing, bright and unparalleled, and graceful. But seeing that although she was born in the world, her eyebrows are refined and elegant, and she should be ashamed of Xizi.
, I am really ashamed of Wang Qiang, her sky is so beautiful that she shadows the corridor.
Where else is there anything else at this time? Today and evening, two
People only feel that they have reached the sky and the sky. The people they see are not the people in front of them. The people in front of them are not the people in the world. The people in the world are already the immortals of Guanghan.
"Dung Beetle, is this the super ugly green-haired rice dumpling you're talking about?"
Li Green Ant "Gulu" swallowed his saliva.
"The black dog's blood, black donkey's hooves, cinnabar, talisman paper, boy's urine, ink fountain thread, Luoyang shovel, flint, lamp oil, gunpowder, bullets...are you still going to greet her?"
There was no response.
"Shit Beetle, I'm not telling you that if you encounter such a green-haired rice dumpling in the future, don't be polite to this handsome boy. Give them all to this handsome boy. This handsome boy is willing to give you all the dozens of aunts and wives who have not yet entered the house.
This one will do.”
Li Lvyan breathed heavily and seemed to respond. After a long time, both of them let out a sigh of appreciation.
It's extremely beautiful, but it's a pity that it's a cold corpse.
Anyone who enters this altar shall be cursed by me: your blood shall be my blood; your bones shall be my bones. There shall be no separation.
If there are any evil deeds or disrespect, their destiny will end at this moment and they will fall into hell, and they will never be able to be reborn in eternity.
In hell, your heart should be my heart; your soul should be my soul. You will not be free and happy.
All of your lifeblood will immediately be used as food for the messengers from the underworld below, and you will achieve eternal immortality through me!
Li Lvyan frowned: That shouldn't be the case. In any case, the woman in front of him definitely didn't look like someone who could utter such a vicious curse.
In fact, there is a certain truth to the fact that phase comes from the mind, but in addition, there is also a halo effect.
That is, once a person's appearance is good, people will easily ignore his own ugliness. And when a person's appearance is ugly, there may be many evil things that he did not do, and everyone will become accustomed to it.
It's embedded in him and there's no way to get rid of it.
The most well-known is Quasimodo, the bell-ringer in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame."
This halo effect itself will lead to a lot of troubles and subjective misjudgments in life. It is good to follow one's heart, but a person's character and appearance do not constitute sufficient and necessary conditions. Appearance is not everyone's decision.
Everyone can choose, but if they can choose, who doesn't want to get a good skin?
Therefore, the fairness of God is that no matter beauty or ugliness, time is fair to everyone except that the lights are turned off. When people age, only the integrity of the soul will be left. And if you have a good
You have a skin but a heart full of holes. Even time will abandon you and make you a poor person enslaved by the soul.
After a long while, the two of them came to their senses. Li Lvyan wanted to reach out and turn the body over to confirm that there was no secret passage hidden under the body, so that Hei Jingqing and Jing Qiongshuang could pass by, but suddenly...
, the mermaid anointing oil hanging above their heads trembled, and the faint flame, which was originally fine, turned out to be a little green for no reason.
As the saying goes, if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head.
But this green can be left outside, but if it’s in a tomb, it doesn’t make sense, brother--
Just as Li Lvyan was about to turn the man over with a Luoyang spatula, Wo Gua hit him.
"You kid, you don't usually see it. You are so wilted and bad. Why, you don't even let the dead go?"
…………
"I'm going to use a shovel to find out if there are any secret passages underneath her."
"Hey, you pretend to be a gentleman and use a shovel to turn over the pancakes. Do you think you're spreading the pancakes? Just change the other side when they're cooked? How can such a good thing happen?" He threw the ink stick to Li Lvyan with a righteous look on his face.
.
"Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, Amitabha.' In order to eliminate your sins, I am determined to put myself in danger and prevent my good brother from being in hell. You let go of this female ghost and I will come."
"
Not long ago, Li Lvyan asked Wogua what he wanted to do when he settled down in the future.
"I want to be a patient."
"Who would want to be a patient?"
"Then become a doctor."
"The doctor is good, but what else do you want to do besides being a doctor?"
"It's all about repairing water pipes, delivering express delivery, or delivering food."
Li Lvyan paused and said, "Wogua, have you peeked into the memory of my computer?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I have to work hard. Why don't you hire me a tutor first?"
Times have changed, and what I learned at that time is indeed coming in handy now.
Li Lvyan stood in a corner holding the Mo Dou line: Sure enough, such good things always happen, and it is never his turn.
Li Lvyan reminded him to use a Luoyang shovel, otherwise if a stranger touches the corpse, it may cause static electricity, which will lead to the transformation of the corpse. However, Wo Gua ignored it and turned a deaf ear. With a strange smile on his face, he extended his claws to the woman's body.
Face.
Although I can't do that, but after touching such a beautiful female body, I can brag about it for the rest of my life.
But just when Wo Gua was about to succeed, suddenly the woman's eyelashes trembled slightly and her eyes opened. The lid of the sarcophagus suddenly flew out like an arrow from the string, and fell to the wall with a "bang", falling into pieces.
The woman in the sarcophagus sat up straight away, shot at the Wogua and Li Green Ants not far away, and slowly walked out of the coffin.
Under the light of the Weaving Pearl Shark lamp oil, the person is wearing a white fairy skirt that stretches to the floor, and is wrapped in gauze spewed out by the precious Weaving Pearl Shark. The green silk is draped like a waterfall, tied into a bun with flying stars chasing the moon, and exquisite and clear plum blossoms.
A few tassels fell off the hairpin, which made it look even more silky and soft. The lips were not dotted but contained red elixir, and the eyebrows were not painted but were green. Looking at the flowers in the front and rear mirrors, the flowers reflected each other.
His eyes are like a pool of clear water. When he glances at them, they are like peach blossoms blooming, like weak willows facing the wind, like spring mountains carrying rain, like autumn water with affection. His brows are furrowed, filling the room with brilliance, and he has an elegant and noble temperament.
People were photographed by him, and he felt ashamed and did not dare to blaspheme. However, his cold and arrogant agility was also charming and captivating, which could not help but haunt people.