Volume Four, Volume 5, Chapter 34, Tricky Beautiful Country
"I see! According to what you said, the fronts of all kinds of fighter jets are also tied with rubber bands?"
After hearing what I said, Chen Bifang seemed to have a flash of inspiration in front of him, and he directly expressed his thoughts: "After all, this is the only way to tie it in a V-shape."
"Hahaha, your idea is correct, it is indeed a V shape."
I hugged my shoulders and laughed.
"Then I have a question. How are you tying your hands?"
Chen Mengting asked curiously.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you idiot, you can tie it up with handles and handrails, isn't that enough? The more you tie, the better the effect will be, hahaha."
Chen Bifang was already having fun chatting at this time and completely forgot about his sister's threat.
"According to this, the origin of all things in the V shape is rubber bands tying hands?"
Chen Mengting couldn't help but complain.
"That's right. I suggest the country distribute one to everyone, and half of the beauty hospitals will close down."
While talking, I couldn't help laughing.
"That's right, in fact, in addition to whitening and plastic surgery, these beauty hospitals all use rubber bands to treat us, but I was anesthetized and didn't know it."
While talking, Senior Sister Zhou Ke in front of me couldn't help laughing.
What is written on his face is full of happiness.
"My story is finished. How was it? Are you satisfied?"
Chen Mengting stretched her waist and looked happy.
"Not bad, not bad, hahahaha."
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, laughing, with a contented look on their faces.
"Come on. It's time for Senior Sister Zhou Ke."
Chen Mengting made a gesture of invitation.
"Then I'll choose a big adventure."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke had just said to follow her own ideas. A sudden phone ringing sound came over me. I glanced at the contact person and sighed.
"Sorry everyone, I'm going out for a while."
Having said that, I answered the phone, turned around and left the house.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
I asked softly what was going on on the other end of the phone.
"Our chief is looking for you."
The other end of the phone said seriously: "Are you convenient now?"
"It's convenient, let the chief tell me."
I sighed and said slowly.
"Hello, Comrade Yang Chen, our country's development has been frantically harassed recently, you know that, right?"
On the other end of the phone, an old tone suddenly came from.
"I know. Then I want to know, chief, what do you mean?"
I asked with some confusion.
"Your whereabouts were discovered by the beautiful country, so we can't easily solve the problem even if we come forward, so now we just want to ask you one thing."
The old voice on the other end of the phone was kind and pleading.
"You tell me, I can only say that I will try my best to satisfy your ideas, but if you ask me to make all kinds of high technologies, I can't do it, I don't want to, and I can't violate the laws of heaven.
Existence cannot easily rewrite the future."
There was a sigh in my voice: "Although I am a member of this country, I cannot change the fundamentals that run the world."
"I know we won't embarrass you. What we want to tell you is just... I hope you can give the beautiful country a show of strength, okay? Only in this way, they
Only then can I be more restrained.”
The voice on the other end of the phone was very soft: "If you don't want to do it, then forget it."
"It's okay. I'm willing to do such a simple thing. But I promised you in advance that I won't hurt your life. And, chief, I'm sorry, I will act without permission."
I sighed and said softly: "But don't worry, chief, I will definitely take care of it."
"It doesn't matter, I have contributed to this world, thank you very much."
While talking, the voice on the other end of the phone became a little emotional: "Next, it's up to you to express yourself freely."
"okay, I get it."
I nodded seriously and agreed directly.
"Okay, no more chatting. I have to go to work, so I'll hang up now. Yang Chen informed me that I hope to see your masterpiece tomorrow."
The other end of the phone said softly.
"Okay, I know. Don't worry."
After saying that, I sneered and hung up the phone.
"Since you want me to take action, then I want to have a good time."
While muttering, I walked to the door, opened the door, and entered slowly.
"What's wrong?"
Senior Sister Zhou Ke looked at me hesitantly and couldn't help but ask.
"I have something to do in a while, so I probably have to go out."
I said seriously.
"Okay, then you must be more careful, okay?"
Senior Sister Zhou Ke gave serious instructions.
"okay, I get it."
I smiled and stretched out my hand, lightly hammered my chest, then turned around and left.
"Bye-Bye."
Chen Mengting looked at my back and said with some regret.
...
In just a few minutes, I was already in the beautiful country.
Floating in the sky, I glanced at the satellite in space. In just a moment, all the signals from the satellite to the military were intercepted by me.
And what their satellites sent back turned into a big face of mine.
"who are you?!?"
Seeing my sudden appearance on the satellite signal, the Minister of Defense of the beautiful country in front of me couldn't help biting his lips, with a look of anger on his face.
"Me? I'm just a very ordinary mortal."
The moment I spoke with a smile on my face, the Ministry of National Defense in front of me started working quickly to translate my words.
"what are you going to do? (What are you going to do?)"
Obviously, the Minister of Defense here is already panicking. After all, his hackers are trying their best to crack my code, but it is useless. There is no way to expel me.
"My name is Yang Chen, and your father's name is Yang Chen. Remember, if you don't follow the rules, I will break your legs. Remember, son, don't be too crazy!"
I said this with a sneer, and with a thought, the military's signal returned to zero in an instant, and countless virus garbled codes began to collide everywhere in the beautiful country, seemingly trying to find a new way out.
And I am this kind person. I sneered again and at the same time, I turned my wrist slightly. Not only was the beautiful network system of the National Military Department in front of me completely paralyzed, but countless viruses also shattered the firewall in an instant and began to infect the system.
Devoured profusely.
"Today, I will make this night a beautiful one."
A night of national humiliation for the Liang Kingdom.”
After whispering, my body flew in front of a huge bronze statue.
Looking at the goddess statue in front of me, I couldn't help but smile crookedly.
"I will exchange the torch in your hand for a cup of hot coffee. Since you like to mess around like this, I will grant your wish."
At this moment, I just moved my mind slightly, and the statue in front of me has undergone earth-shaking changes. A hot coffee cup replaced the so-called Freedom Torch at this moment. Not only that, I also thoughtfully placed a
"Like coffee".
It sounds very foreign, right, but in fact, it’s just a group that I gathered after using the feces of the creators of the Little Blue Book weight loss enema.
While a strong smell was emitted, I didn't forget to place another straw on top, and that's almost it.
Looking at the goddess statue in front of me, I have more thoughts in my heart.
"If you want the world to listen to you, then I will let you taste the world's wrath."
I couldn't help muttering, but my thoughts moved slightly, and the face of the goddess in front of me had already transformed into the cute expression of knowing Wang Chuanbao's pouty lips. At the same time, her head was also replaced with a head of gray hair, which perfectly matched the perfect spirit of knowing Wang Chuanbao.
In order to ensure a good show, I also carved the portraits of Xi Lali and Brother Baideng on the book in her hand to satisfy their vanity and wishes. By the way, I changed the skin of the statue in front of her to black.
It can be considered a wave of political correctness.
But after doing all this, I still feel that something is missing. Just behind the statue of the goddess, no, the statue of Wang Chuan, I engraved a line of words: "I 't breathe! (I can't breathe)", and
“The fate of the Negro is also fate! (Black people’s lives are also lives!)”
"Perfect!"
After finishing all the pranks, I clapped my hands and showed a satisfied smile.
"Perfect, so perfect."
While I couldn't help feeling sorry for myself, a more sinister idea also appeared in my mind.
"Whoosh!"
In the blink of an eye, I had arrived at the so-called beautiful White Palace. Looking at the magnificent and brightly lit place in front of me, I couldn't help but grin.
"Satisfy you."
Looking at Bai Dagong in front of me, I smiled and waved my hand. A strong force swept through Bai Dagong in front of me in an instant. I turned around and disappeared here. The only thing that could be left behind was
The so-called White Palace exists in name only.
What was displayed in front of me was no longer as beautiful as before.
Pieces and rows of small advertisements in various languages and versions were pasted on it.
Like what...
"I'm looking for a baby with a lot of money. Please call xxxxxxxxxx for help."
"All formalities, including card application, are complete. The goods will be delivered within three days. Telephone number: xxxxxxxx."
"Asian erotic movies, three yuan ten, phone number: xxxxxxxx."
"Are you lonely, empty and cold at night? Are you hungry, thirsty and restless at night? Come on, we can meet all your requirements here. Personal customization, DIY services, everything! Contact number: xxxxxxxxxx"