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I did drink fake wine

Because the girls were too elegant, I lost my passion after singing a few songs, so I chose to put down the microphone and eat snacks with them.

"Huh? Amy, why don't you sing?" Pachulia tilted her head.

"Right? Amy, you sing very nicely!" Amzi also tilted his head.

"I...I'm just tired of singing...don't worry..."

"Oh~ let's drink then!" Hermione handed over a large bottle of vodka.

"Well...I hate drinking...for this reason we have changed the definition of alcohol..."

"Ah? Why do you hate drinking?" Hermione frowned.

"Because wine is hard to drink..."

"What's wrong with drinking it? Your wine is simply divine wine, isn't it? It's pure, fragrant, and very beautiful!"

"I... Anyway, I don't like this stuff... If you really want to drink high-purity wine, I will give you some analytical purity..."

"Ah? What is that?"

"It is alcohol with an alcohol content close to 100%...usually used in industry..."

"Okay, okay! I've never had such a high degree of wine!" Hermione looked very excited.

"Oh my god... you actually... In fact, the bottle you have is almost the same as pure alcohol... You can light it with a fire point... If you don't believe me, just look..."

I took the vodka from Hermione's hand, then picked up a dry wipe on the table that Ellie had wiped her mouth with and stuffed it into the mouth of the bottle. I poured the bottle over to let the alcohol soak into the wipe, and finally lit it with a flame on my fingertips.

Got wet wipes.

"Look...what is this thing called...theoretically it should contain gasoline...forget it, after all, this kind of thing can be used as an incendiary bomb..."

"Oh, oh, is it true! Let me try!" Ellie snatched the bottle from my hand and threw it out the window.

The window happened to be open.

"Damn, there's something wrong with you!" I immediately lost my composure and flew directly to the window.

"Ah! I'm really sick! Why would I throw it out?" Ellie was also frightened and rushed to the window to check the situation.

Fortunately, there was only a lower-class goddess downstairs who was on fire, standing there in confusion, and next to her was a young man who was probably her lover, yelling.

Well, is this the legendary scene of burning a couple? Ellie, are you the archmage of the FFF group? But you are a Valkyrie?

"Sister Amy, why did you burn me for nothing?" the lower-level goddess downstairs raised her head and shouted to me, completely ignoring the blazing flames on her body.

"Sorry, sorry! My sister had a brain attack! She just threw the incendiary bomb I made! I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to burn you!"

"Oh, it turns out it was Airi-chan who got smoked? That's understandable. It's okay. It's okay." The goddess waved her hand to me and turned around to pull her lover away, but the flames on her body forced her to back away.

These lower-level goddesses... are too generous... Should I feel pain in my balls or feel embarrassed?

"Oh, by the way, Sister Amy, this bottle is not vodka, it's fake wine mixed with methanol." The goddess shouted to me while patting the fire on her body.

What? Fake wine? There is fake wine in the Dream City? How funny? Wait! Hermione and the others drank a lot!

"Purify! Detoxify!" Without saying a word, I started throwing magic spells at a group of people.

"Amy, what are you doing?" Hermione looked at me confused.

"You drank fake wine! Theoretically, you should have gone blind and died after drinking so much! But you are not normal human beings... that's why you have lasted for so long! Wait! There are other guests here, you bastards!"

I suddenly remembered that this is a KTV! Besides us, there are ordinary humans here, okay? Although death is as common as catching a cold in the Dream City, this is also a serious food safety accident, okay!

I immediately used my system to scan the KTV, and sure enough, there were already several private rooms.

Is this KTV a black shop? What's going on?

"Everyone, something is wrong here. The store's fake wine has killed people. We have to go find trouble with the store!" I said to everyone seriously.

"Oh!!! Looking for trouble! I like it!" Ellie started cheering again.

"Okay! Fighting is my favorite thing! Amy, you really didn't lie! You can really fight here!" Hermione crushed the wine bottle in her hand, and then clenched her fists eagerly.

"Uh... I'm talking about looking for trouble, not fighting... Forget it, come on, everyone!" I waved and led everyone towards the lobby on the first floor.

In the lobby, the KTV service staff seemed unaware and there were still new customers coming.

"Attention! There is something wrong here! We are closed now!" I clapped my hands and attracted everyone's attention, because we have a group of two-dimensional people here, and normal people will know that we are goddesses at a glance. Newcomers

The guest complained a few times, but still cooperated and left.

"Hello, Goddess, what happened to us here?" A middle-aged man in a suit ran up to me panting, wiping the sweat from his forehead and asked me.

"You have a batch of fake wine here, and some of the guests have already died from drinking it. Don't you know?" I asked expressionlessly.

"A dead person? Impossible! Everything was fine when we cleared the place at noon! No problems occurred with any of the guests? Wait... we did get a new batch of drinks in the afternoon! It must be a problem with that batch!"

The young man was sweating profusely and seemed to be very scared.

"Okay, don't be so afraid. We will find out! If it's the supplier's problem, we won't give you too much of a crime! Now hurry up and call all the customers out. I've already notified the hospital."

"Yes, yes! I'll go right away!" The middle-aged man wiped his sweat again, and then hurriedly directed his employees.

"Amy...do you goddess even care about this kind of thing?" Pachulia was a little puzzled by my behavior.

"That's right... although we are called goddesses in name, in fact... we do everything from helping others find their lost dogs to saving the world..."

"This is really... scary..." Dodori said weakly.

Well, I'll just assume she's complimenting me.

From the purchase records, we learned that the batch of wine in the afternoon was sent by the usual supplier. They had no idea that there was a problem with this batch of wine. In fact, the store owner was also a victim. Of course, the division of responsibilities

I'm a complete layman, so I'd better leave it to the lower-level goddesses in charge. In fact, I wanted to leave this mess to the lower-level goddesses directly, but the goddesses told me: "Find out the truth about this matter.

This is the will of zero beauty."

The will is so stupid! Look it up! Just think about it and you will know! Why are you causing trouble for me?

"Sister, sister, when are we going to find trouble with the bad guys?" Ellie looked at me excitedly.

"Come on, Amy! I haven't hit anyone for a long time! It's so uncomfortable!" Hermione was also yelling at the side.

"No...you have only been here for more than a day...how many days are there? Weren't we fighting all the time at the ruins?"

"I mean beat someone! Beat someone! I haven't beaten anyone since the day we met, okay!"

"You guys...it's so late...aren't you tired?"

"Not tired!" X6

"Dodori... you're not tired, either?"

"I... have insomnia... it doesn't matter if I don't sleep..."

"...Het, aren't you tired? Look, you didn't even bring your own suitcase..."

"It doesn't matter, I can still fight." Hurt said and pulled out two gun-like things from under his skirt.

"It's not a fight! We're just going to solve the food safety problem! We're not going to kill people!"

"But we can only kill people?" X6

"You are adventurers, right? Not killers, right? Ah? Ah? Ah? What the hell is going on if you only know how to kill people!!!!"

"Don't worry about the details!" X6


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