"Oh, stop making trouble! My sister will be in trouble if you do this!"
"Just don't!"
"If you don't let me go, I'm going to work really hard!"
"I don't want to die!"
Noisy sounds came from the side. I followed the sound and found that Ellie was entangled with Hut Loli, and the two were grabbing something.
"Sister! She ran into the box and stole a gun when I wasn't paying attention! I asked her and she wouldn't give it to me even if I wanted her to die! If I tried to grab it forcefully, I would have to pull her hand off! What should I do?" Ai Li
While he was in a stalemate with Hurt, he asked me for help with an anxious look on his face.
"Ah? Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on her? Hurt, when did you sneak over? Did you activate the stealth skill? Where is the great engineer you agreed on?" I quickly walked towards the two of them, trying to resolve the conflict.
"Huh~~ Great Engineer... sometimes... need to steal important information... Huh~~ So... I do know how to sneak!" Loli Hut answered while confronting Ellie, although Ellie had already paid attention to her efforts.
, but the power of the goddess is still not comparable to that of an ordinary human being like her, so she gasped for air and looked very labored.
Ordinary human? Well, at least in their world she is an ordinary human.
"An engineer who can sneak... Okay... but Hut, why are you stealing again? Let go!"
"No! This thing... I must study it!" Loli Hut tightly grasped the rifle in her hand, her cute smile turned red.
"...Ellie, please let go."
"Ah? But sister..."
"let it go……"
"oh……"
"Bang!" Ellie suddenly let go, and Hurt Loli, who lost her balance, immediately fell to the ground on her back.
"Hey, I'm going to Hutt, are you okay?" I quickly reached out to help her.
"Don't help her!" Pattyuliya shouted from behind.
"Ah? Why?" I turned around blankly.
"Look!" Pachulia pointed at Hurt.
I turned around and found Loli Hut in a strange state: her face was flushed, and she was holding the long, black rifle on her hands and feet. Her thighs clamped the stock of the gun tightly, and her hands were on the barrel of the gun.
He kept stroking her here and there, and even made a humming sound that had no meaning but was very perverted.
"Ai Li... have you infected her with your perverted tendencies?" I looked at Ai Li with a cold sweat.
"I won't go into heat over things! Onee-sama is going too far!" Ellie yelled at me with a red face.
Well, this guy didn't deny that he was a pervert.
"Then...Pachulia, Hurt's sexual fetish is big guns?" I looked at Pachulia again in embarrassment.
"Hahaha~ It's not about sexual fetishes or anything like that~ Hutt likes guns and the like very much. She can't put it down when she sees the powerful weapons~" Pachulia smiled and waved her hand, without any embarrassment at all.
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"No... the way she is now... it looks like she is masturbating with a gun... or is she masturbating with a gun?"
"Hahaha Amy, you're too exaggerated. This is just Hut's way of expressing her love. It's normal~"
"Oh... normal... normal... no...! This guy feels like he's going to heaven! No matter how you look at it, it's not normal! Huh?" Looking at Hutt, whose screams were getting weirder and weirder, I felt a lump on my back.
I'm breaking out in a cold sweat. Obviously my knight outfit today isn't backless?
"...Come on!" Seeing that the situation was not going well, Patchoulia could no longer pretend, and led her friends to rush over and began to "behaviorally modify" Hut Lolita.
"Crack~~~!" "Bang~!" "Ahhhhhhh~~!" "Hit her!" "Bang bang~~~!" "No! Don't separate me from Big Gun-kun! Don't
~~~! We’re going together soon!” “Thunder Snake, burst!” “Zilla la la la~~~!” “Ah~~~~!!!”
Looking at the inhumane "correction" scene in front of me, I once again regretted getting to know this group of perverted and psychotic adventurers with no morals or limits.
I quietly glanced at the group of soldiers. Although they still looked like iron-blooded soldiers, the beads of sweat rolling down their faces still betrayed their hearts.
It’s so embarrassing to have such a group of friends…
"Well, your kid's friends are pretty good~so energetic! Why don't you just recruit them to become goddesses!" Sister Aini walked up to me and nodded, actually appreciating their behavior? I said
Sister, there must be something wrong with your brain, right? Is this called vitality? You must not ask them to become goddesses! I can't bear this kind of daily life!
"Ah? You don't want to? Then forget it~ I think they are okay and quite interesting." Sister Aini touched her chin.
Interesting...any nonsense in this world becomes interesting when it comes to your mouth!
"Whoop whoosh~~~ Amy! We've done it! Now Hurt won't be in love with the gun! Give it back to you!"
Pachouliya gasped and pointed at the stunned Loli Hut lying there, and handed the big gun in her hand to me.
"I... I'd better give this gun to her..." I don't know why, but I suddenly felt that I was the villain who beat the mandarin duck, and an inexplicable feeling of guilt arose...
"Ah... Then let me thank you for her! But Amy, you should have said it earlier~ If you had said it earlier, we wouldn't have to beat her!" Pachulia relaxed her body and looked at me with a slightly reproachful look.
No... to be honest, you were obviously very happy when you beat her up just now, okay? Especially the lightning magic you used, it was super powerful no matter how you look at it, okay? Now you are actually coming to blame me? Are you embarrassed?
"Okay, okay! Dodoli, go and wake her up. We have more fun things to see next!" Sister Aini clapped her hands and said to Dodoli.
"oh……"
"I woke up!"
As soon as Dodori responded, Hut Loli got up from the ground, rushed to Pachulia with an explosive head, grabbed the big gun and held it in her arms.
Well, it seems that Patchulia and the others were not cruel enough just now.
"Speaking of Amy, do you know what kind of gun this is?" Sister Aini suddenly asked me.
"Ah? It looks like a sniper rifle. You wouldn't say it's a water gun, would you?"
"Actually, this is an anti-matter rifle with an anti-matter warhead pre-installed. It has an effective range of two kilometers and a killing radius of three kilometers. It is a suicide weapon."
"...Sister, is there really something wrong with your mind?"
"Is there nothing wrong? This is used as a last resort to defend against enemies. Don't humans also have weapons like bomb vests?"
"No...that thing can't be considered a weapon..."
"Why not? Aren't they all used to kill people?"
"No...forget it, I don't know how to explain..."
"That's it!"
"Okay...no! Give such a dangerous thing to Hurt! Give it back to me Hurt!" I was instantly frightened and wanted to take back the big gun in Hurt's arms.
"Don't get excited, kid! That gun is empty!" Sister Aini grabbed me.
"Empty? That's good, that's good...it scares me to death! Sister, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Blame me? You gave it to others and then convulsed yourself to scare yourself. Why do you blame me?"
"It's all your fault for designing such a stupid thing!"
"Damn it! You bastard, you said I'm mentally retarded? You're so awesome, why don't you design one for me!" Sister Aini slapped me on the head.
"Although I can't design! But I can evaluate! This thing is a stupid design! No explanation!"
"Huh? You kid actually plays the trick of being an internet troll with me? Are you in need of a push?"
"Isn't it the same for you! You actually told me that you can do it but you have that rogue theory! Why can't I eat even if I don't know how to cook?"
"You...! You're done, you bastard, I'll tell you! You'll be done when you get home! I'm going to play with Ellie to death!" Sister Aini gritted her teeth, pointed at me, said the cruel words, and then ran to Ellie.
There were whispers around me.
"Hey! What conspiracy are you doing!"
"None of your business!" Sister Aini glared at me.
"Ellie! What did she tell you! Tell me!"
"Hey hey hey, it's nothing, hey hey hey hey~~~" Ai Li said it was okay, but her whole body entered a state of madness.
Damn it, it seems I am doomed today! I have no choice! I have no choice but to take refuge at Reimei’s place!
"Amy, it turns out I'm just a poor spare tire?" Ling Mei frowned, looked at me with very sad eyes, and her voice was trembling.
"Stop making trouble, you are my queen, even if you are the spare tire, it can only be me..."
"Then let's have sex with me today?"
"I'm sorry, this is the only one that's not enough."
"Cut~!"
PS: The number of collections of this diversion guide has skyrocketed, but I want to know how many living people are there? If there are any living people, just scream. If you don’t say anything, I will default to a group of zombies.