"What are you afraid of, brat! It's not like you're going to see a ghost!"
"Mom and dad are more difficult to deal with than ghosts..."
"Shit! Show me some courage!"
"How about... I change back to a man first, and then talk about becoming a goddess later?"
"No! The person you were before is already in the past! The person you are now is Elumia!"
"Sister~~~"
"There's no point in acting coquettishly! Let's face reality!"
"Woo..."
Although Sister Aini looks tough, I know she still cares about me. Choosing to drive instead of teleporting directly shows that she wants to give me the final preparation time. It’s just... since I became an adult and changed from someone else’s child to
My parents have never treated me well since I had my own child. I really don’t know how to meet them the way I am now.
"Amy, relax, I'm with you."
Ling Mei in the back seat takes up two seats by herself, mainly because her skirt is too big... By the way, won't her bustle be broken by squeezing it like this?
"You brat, you're out of your mind again! Our clothes don't exist at all! How can they be bad!"
"that's true……"
"It doesn't matter, Amy can just think about these messy things to reduce her stress, so let her think about it."
"Lingmei, you have to pull back the hem of the skirt in front! The shape after pulling it open is so tempting that I couldn't hold it back and even ran to propose to you..."
"Don't worry Amy, from now on I will be a reserved noble lady."
"Ha...reserved or something...you?"
"Amy, please be a gentleman, your attitude towards me now is really rude." Ling Mei took out a fan and covered her mouth with the same skillful movements as Sister Clara.
"Okay, okay~ Oh...I'm so worried..." I lowered my head and began to think about how I could get through it.
The hotel where my parents stayed was in a gambling city in the United States. Because the sky there was full of helicopters, the hotel had a helipad, but this time it was Sister Ani’s Fertile Ground Omega that was parked.
"Amy, are you ready?" Lingmei opened the car door for me outside.
"No, let's go home..." I shook my head.
"Get down here, you bastard!" Sister Aini pushed me out.
"Oh, by the way, let's switch to the third form." Reimei said, snapping her fingers.
Holding Ling Mei's arm...she actually held me up and dragged me along, and we arrived at the door of my parents' room.
"Dang~dang~dang~" Reimei raised her hand and knocked on the door without saying a word, and she used the same strange knocking method she used when we first met.
"Remi, why are you knocking on the door like this?" I tried to ease my nervousness with this boring question.
"Because you are afraid of the knock on the door. If you knock slowly, you won't be startled." Ling Mei looked at me and adjusted the brim of her hat.
This guy cares about me even in such details. It is really my obligation to love her...
"Who...who is this?" Dad's trembling voice came from inside the door. The door was well soundproofed, so the sound sounded a little distorted.
By the way, why don’t many hotels have door openings? Even such a high-end hotel doesn’t have one. Could it be that having a door opening can significantly increase the budget?
"Uncle, it's me, Rei Mei." Rei Mei replied with a slight smile.
"Ka la la~"
The door opened with the sound of the electronic lock. My father and mother stood there anxiously, seemingly at a loss.
Huh? This is my father and mother. They haven’t seen each other for a few months. They are ten years younger, right? Is the effect of Sister Aini a little too strong? Did it promise to take effect slowly?
"Oh, I'll slow it down! Is now the time to think about this? Get ready to deal with your parents!" Sister Aini cut off the communication in her brain after saying this.
"Uncle, aunt, hello, this is the first time we meet, I am Reme Laouandis Justis Onregaard Inzerwald Suyup Peterfur Mahasaki.
Butzsagodesva, the God of the Gods, part-time goddess of love and peace, ruler of all things in the world.”
Ling Mei lifted up her skirt and did the etiquette of ancient European aristocratic women. This action was also done by Sister Aiti or Hongyue before.
"No! Why did you give me your full name, Lingmei! My parents are already confused! You actually gave me a long list of names!" I shouted in my head.
"Isn't it etiquette to identify yourself when you first meet?"
"Our family is not a nobility with too much trouble! Just say you are Ling Mei! Who doesn't know who you are!"
"Ah...ah...Hello! Hello! I am Xiao An's father! This one here is his mother!" Dad turned sideways and said stumblingly.
"Don't... don't stand at the door! Come in! Come in!" I greeted from inside, but one look at her showed that she was extremely nervous.
"Then excuse me." Ling Mei tugged on her skirt and squeezed into the standard-size door frame.
I stared at the sky, followed him in with the determination to die, and closed the door at the same time.
"Pour the tea! Pour the tea!" I winked hard at the stunned dad.
"No need to bother Auntie, please sit down, let's get down to business." Lingmei pointed at the sofa and made a gesture of invitation.
Huh? I just noticed that this room is quite big. Sure enough, the luxury hotel is on the same level as the star-less hotels I have stayed in before.
"Oh! Oh! You...you two sit down too?" Mom wanted to sit but didn't dare, so she actually used honorifics to Ling Mei.
Huh? You two? Oh, I am the Statue of Liberty, and my mother didn’t recognize me at all.
"Aunt, please don't use honorifics to me. Although I am a god, my identity now is Xiaoan's lover. You can just treat me as your daughter." After Lingmei finished speaking, she personally invited the stunned father to the sofa.
, and then invited the overwhelmed mother to the sofa.
I...I still want to turn around and run away, what should I do?
"Now let me formally introduce to you two, this is your son, but now she is a goddess."
It’s coming! It’s finally coming! The Day of Judgment has finally arrived! Reimei finally said it!
"Ah?" X2
My parents looked at me at the same time, but they obviously didn't understand the situation.
"Amy, no, Xiao An, don't you say hello to your parents?" Ling Mei looked at me with a smile.
"Hello, mom and dad...I am your son..." I showed a stiff smile and said in a robot-like voice.
"What? She's not?"
"Isn't she the Statue of Liberty?"
My parents looked at me in confusion, then at Reime, then at me, and then back to Reime.
"Yes, she is the Statue of Liberty, but she is also your son An Xinguo, and now she has a new name, Elumia." Reimei said with a smile.
"How could it be? Our son has become a goddess? How did this happen?" I was stunned.
"Is this... is this a new joke? We... our family is the lucky audience? Is this a spoof show by the goddesses?" Dad couldn't believe it, and he had quite a big imagination. It seemed that Ling Meiai was in trouble.
The impression has been deeply rooted in people's hearts.
"Mom and dad...it's really me...I'll give you a call..."
I habitually stretched my hands to my chest, and then immediately realized that this was wrong, so I stuffed them into my pocket instead, then took out my mobile phone and dialed my mother's number.
A lousy opera played in the room, and it was my mother’s cell phone.
The old lady picked up the phone tremblingly, moving slowly like a real old man. After staring blankly at the phone number on the screen for ten seconds, she finally answered the call.
"Yo~ This is my voice, right..."
After my special cell phone processing, my original voice came from my mother's cell phone.
"It's true...it's true! It's really my butt!" I was instantly excited.
"An butt, Amy, your nickname is pretty good." Lingmei covered her mouth with the back of her hand, looked at me and chuckled like an ordinary girl.
It's over! I've even forgotten my bad name! Why would I use it on such an occasion? Oh, I'm used to being called that... But now Ling Mei is here! My image! Crazy!
"Are you...really...my son?" Dad looked at my face in shock, then moved his gaze downwards, and then back to my face in panic.
Sister Madeani! I told you to turn me into an airport! This is so embarrassing!
"You bastard! Your image was designed by Aiti, it's none of my business!" Sister Aini's roar sounded in her head.
"I'm really...your son...you guys have a daughter now...isn't it great?"
Mudd! I'm so stupid! What's so great about this! I'm such a fool!