"Hey! Stop running away! It doesn't matter who you are looking for! Come back!"
"Sister, is someone calling you?"
"You heard it, who is it?"
We followed the sound and found a slovenly researcher running towards us out of breath. Behind him, a goddess wearing a symbolic white coat chased him slowly, as if he was playing hide and seek.
As for what a symbolic white coat is, it is that kind of magical existence that is half hanging on the body and looks like it is about to slip off but cannot fall off. Compared with the very shameful OL outfit in Goddess, this thing is not at all
It's just a prop to increase temptation.
"Goddess of Life! Huchihuchi~~~ I finally found you! I heard that you were coming and I have been looking for you everywhere. It seems that my efforts have been in vain!" The sloppy guy bent over and gasped, but
His expression looked very happy.
Who is this person?
"Why are you so disobedient! I told you not to harass the eldest sister!" The goddess of scientific research also ran over, pointing at the sloppy guy and scolding her loudly.
This goddess’s Kingdom accent is really standard~ It’s just that I basically can’t understand it, but directly read the meaning of the goddess’s mind. Although I can speak fluent Kingdom dialect now, in fact, this process is
Just like playing audio files with my mouth, everything I said was automatically generated by the system, and it didn't go through my mind at all. This strange translation system is really annoying. I'd better ask Lingmei to change it for me if I have a chance.
alright.
"Goddess of Life! My research funds have been deducted!" the sloppy ghost complained angrily to Sister Aini.
"Withholding funds? Do we still have such a thing as funds?" Sister Aini looked at the goddess of scientific research in confusion.
"Hey, don't listen to his nonsense. Sister, let's synchronize it and you'll know." The goddess of scientific research waved her hands helplessly. This time she spoke in Mandarin.
But the goddess’s voice is so nice ~ all of them have professional CV dubbing accents.
"Let me see... uh... it looks like this~" Sister Aini and the goddess looked at each other for a moment, and then showed awkward expressions.
"Goddess of Life, I'm not talking nonsense! My research topic was deliberately excluded! Not only did they let me share a training room with other project teams, but they also didn't give me an independent testing place. They actually asked me to apply for a public testing site!
Also, the materials they provided me were seriously insufficient! As a result, I didn’t have enough experimental subjects! And there were not many volunteers I applied for! This is so unfair! My topic is so important, but they didn’t do anything about it.
Not taking it seriously is prejudice! Because they don’t like me, they deliberately squeeze me out!”
The sloppy guy said a lot of things angrily. It seemed like he had been treated unfairly? How is this possible? Isn't this research center established just to allow scholars to do research to their heart's content? Isn't it somewhere?
Made a mistake?
"Well... my opinion is no different from hers. You really don't need to come to me..." Sister Aini scratched her head and gave the sloppy guy an ugly smile.
Of course, ugly is just a description, my sister cannot be ugly!
"Goddess of Life, you don't realize the importance of my project, do you? Once the research results are obtained, it will be an important discovery that will affect all mankind!"
Let me go~ What on earth does this guy study? Sounds awesome!
"Well... I think your research results may win an Ig Nobier Prize... influence all mankind or something... Isn't it a bit exaggerated?" Sister Aini tried to make herself smile, but her smile was very stiff.
"How is it possible! My project is definitely an important research that can benefit all mankind! If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you! Please give me all the resources I need, and I will not let you down!"
The sloppy guy clenched his fists and said confidently, which looked very reliable. Well, so he is studying something?
"Sister Amy, do you really want to know what he studies?" The goddess of scientific research lowered her shoulders and looked at me.
"Think about it~ What on earth is he studying?"
"The impact of the number of mosquitoes and the number of people in the same room on the probability of being bitten by a single individual..."
"..."
I looked at the sloppy guy with pain, and saw full of confidence in him.
"Goddess of Life, I need at least 100 million mosquitoes and 10 million volunteers, and the small room they gave me now is only enough for me to raise a hundred! There are only two or three volunteers, how can this be enough! So
I request you to grant me a separate research base to conduct my research! Once the results are available, I can further study how to prevent myself from being bitten as much as possible without mosquito repellent equipment! This is related to the sleep of all mankind.
Important research on quality and health! You can’t ignore it like they do!”
Ah~ I almost believed it. This guy is either cheating money, or he is simply sick? Can such a guy be called a scientist?
"Then what... To be honest, it's enough to approve your research project. If you raise the requirements again, it would be too much... My child, listen to me, this kind of project is just a matter of fun. This kind of research spirit should be
Put it on serious projects." Sister Aini patted the sloppy guy on the shoulder, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"You also look down on my project! Why! Can't you see the importance of this subject from your perspective?"
"No... From my perspective, I would rather distribute a mosquito net to everyone in the world... Mosquito nets are the most effective weapon against mosquitoes. This has been verified. Your research is really meaningless..."
"But mosquito nets are not always available! If there are no mosquito nets, my research results can be put to use!" The sloppy guy is not giving up.
"Hey~ let me ask you, with your current research progress, tell me, if there is only one person in a room, how can you prevent yourself from being bitten?" Sister Aini asked, holding her forehead.
"There is no way to avoid it! Unless you wrap yourself completely with clothes! Only when there is a second person in the room can you reduce the probability of being bitten!"
"So your research has a special meaning! Who would be willing to attract fire to others? Go back! You have one week to finish this project! Otherwise, get out of here!"
Sister Aini finally couldn't hold it in anymore and yelled at the sloppy guy with a black face.
"Goddess of Life, you can't be so arbitrary. The research center belongs to everyone. Any researcher is qualified to conduct research here. You can't drive me away!"
The sloppy guy continued to talk nonsense without fear. This guy is so courageous!
"Of course I can drive you away! Are you doing research? You are wasting scientific research resources! Get back here! There are so many serious research projects, will you die if you choose just one? I really doubt you just want to be here
Just eating and drinking! I won’t say it a third time, get out of here and disappear from my eyes now!”
Sister Aini is really popular, this sloppy guy is obviously challenging her limits. I originally thought this guy was obsessed with research and had no intention of taking care of himself, but it turns out he is a guy with a brain problem!
"The eldest sister is angry, hurry up, hurry up! Otherwise she will beat you to pieces!" The goddess of scientific research grabbed the sloppy guy by his collar and started dragging him back.
"Let me go! Goddess of Life, you can't do this! You will regret your current behavior! My failure to complete my project is definitely a huge loss to mankind! You will really regret it!" The sloppy guy continued to talk nonsense while struggling.
.
"Shut up! Go back!"
"Let me go!"
Of course, humans can't fight against the goddess, and this lunatic was finally dragged away by the goddess of scientific research.
"Made, am I too open-minded? I have always felt that people who are not from a professional background should have the right to conduct research, so I let this guy in? I didn't build the scientific research city to feed this kind of lunatics.
Ah! Ah~~Everyone who applies for a project in the future must be approved, and such inexplicable people will never be allowed in again!"
Sister Aini was so angry that I even saw visible white flames appear on the top of her head. As her favorite kawaii sister, I felt obligated to help her calm down.
"Okay sister~ You have good intentions too~ If there are any loopholes, just fix them. Wouldn't it be better to prevent guys like this from running in and pretending to be scientists in the future? Don't be angry~ You see how cute I am, can you still be angry?"
I put on various cute poses in front of Sister Aini, trying to calm her down.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore. I just feel unhappy... Why do humans take advantage of opportunities whenever they can? Can you die if you don't take advantage of them?" Sister Aini frowned and complained.
"Oh~ this is human nature~"
"Human nature... It's really hard for mortals to understand~" Sister Aini shook her head.
"Sister, you know so many truths, what's so difficult about human nature?"
"The principles of the world are much easier to understand than human nature~How do I say that human nature is...incomprehensible...Amy, do you understand?"
"Well... although I am a pre-human, I dare not say how much I know. Humans have never stopped studying human nature~ Perhaps the most difficult thing to understand in the world is the mortals themselves, right?"
"Really... As expected, we should replace humans with AI..."
"Stop! Don't! Don't become a villain, sister Aini! Spreading love and peace and making everyone happy is the goddess's original intention and mission!"