Chapter 22 What Lu Mingfei and Caesar Chu Zihang had to say in the toilet
Lu Mingfei walked into the bathroom, turned around the sink, and saw two familiar figures facing him. One had light blond hair, swollen arm muscles, and was wearing a sexy purple suit. The other was not so strong and had black hair.
, wearing a black ronin costume and carrying a long sword at his waist. Except for the fact that his hair is too short, he looks like a ronin swordsman.
These two guys are Caesar and Chu Zihang who came to the employee bathroom to fish.
At this moment, the two of them had their backs to Lu Mingfei, and there was a urinal in front of them, with a body in between. They seemed to be peeing.
"Sakura, you're here too!"
As if he felt Lu Mingfei approaching, Caesar said without turning his head, but stared straight down, as if he couldn't urinate...
Chu Zihang tilted his head slightly and showed no other reaction. It seemed that he couldn't urinate...
Lu Mingfei looked surprised and doubted his own eyes, "Weren't you just in the lobby accompanying the drinks? Why are you here? Don't you have to accompany the guests?"
He clearly remembered that when he left the hall, the two of them were surrounded by many white-collar ladies in OL uniforms. There was even a fat woman weighing 200 kilograms on Caesar's side blocking him. Why did he appear here now?
, and depending on the situation, it has been a while since I peed.
Could this be the Crimson King?
emmmm……
"Stop making such a fuss, Sakura," Caesar replied in a relaxed tone, "You have to know..."
"...there is more than one way to the toilet!"
What shocked Lu Mingfei for several seconds was that Caesar and Chu Zihang turned around and said with evil smiles. Their movements were 100% synchronized.
"Huh?" Lu Mingfei was frightened and took a step back, then complained loudly, "What the hell is this leading to the toilet? Are you trying to say that all roads lead to Rome? You definitely want to say that, right?"
"And senior brother, you did that because you forgot to take your medicine, right? Your character is completely ruined..."
Lu Mingfei felt that he was a little confused now. The boss and his senior brother appeared in the bathroom together and peed together. It seemed that the urine had not come out yet. Then the two of them made exactly the same actions and said strange words. They were definitely out of their minds.
Are you having convulsions? Could it be that you were parasitized by a parasitic beast?
Emmmm, no matter what you think, it’s not normal. Why don’t you call 119 and ask for emergency treatment?
"Okay, okay, I'm a real man with cute big breasts. We're just here to fish after we're tired from work. We don't need to look like we've seen a ghost, right?"
Facing Lu Mingfei, who was having a brainstorm and looked completely shattered, Caesar and the two of them were extremely calm and stood leisurely in front of the urinal. Caesar, who was interested, even whistled.
When Lu Mingfei heard the whistle, he remembered why he came here. He felt his bladder swelled for a while, and then he quickly walked to the position between the two of them without thinking. Now Lu Mingfei was the man.
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Lu Mingfei unzipped the zipper nonchalantly, and when he was about to reach out and take it out, he felt two straight and undisguised eyes on the left and right looking at him... below.
"What are you doing? What happened to me?"
Lu Mingfei looked around alertly, thinking he had made another joke, and asked doubtfully.
However, what they got was that the two shook their heads in denial, and finally showed a slightly ambiguous, a bit vulgar and a bit evil smile, which made Lu Mingfei tremble all over and almost burst into tears.
mmp!
Lu Mingfei had something to say mmp in his heart, but he still held it back. He quickly took out his bird and released it into the water.
"Crash..."
The release after holding in urine for a long time is an extremely comfortable thing to enjoy. Lu Mingfei slowly exhaled and felt that his whole body was relaxed. His eyes couldn't help but narrowed, with a look of endless aftertaste on his face.
With a look of enjoyment, I wonder if I would think he was doing something very comfortable.
Of course, it is very comfortable to release water.
Then when he opened his eyes, he felt that the two people next to him were staring at his breasts. Their eyes were a little lewd and a little sympathetic. Lu Mingfei felt like he was being raped.
For the first time, he felt that a boy's gaze was so intimidating... His scalp was numb, yes, his scalp was numb, not only the big head, but also the small ones...
Lu Mingfei's body trembled, and he almost peed on his pants and hands while he was still draining water. He was so frightened that Lu Mingfei howled in a weird voice.
The sound just feels a bit obscured...
"Little Sakura, what are you yelling at?" Caesar asked, keeping his attitude, "Don't you know this will scare people?"
"Ah...I'm sorry, sorry..." Lu Mingfei instinctively admitted his mistake, and then remembered the reason why he screamed, "It's not because you always look at me that I screamed out of fear."
"What do we think is wrong with you? Don't you want your father to see little Sakura when she grows up?" Caesar's face looked sad after being abandoned by his child, while Chu Zihang's face was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, trying not to laugh.
It's very hard.
"It's really sad..." Caesar was about to cry.
"Hey~" Lu Mingfei had a look of disgust on his face, "Don't talk about peeking at other people's pee so straight, okay? And when did I become your son? Why are you still sad if I don't let you see it?
Are you starting to act? Do you want me to sing "Actor" and cooperate with you by the way?"
There were too many words just now, and Lu Mingfei said a lot before he could finish it. After he finished speaking, he was almost out of breath.
"Good." Chu Zihang's faint voice came from the right. After so long, the senior brother finally spoke up, but what he said left Lu Mingfei confused.
"What the hell?"
He looked confused.
"What I'm talking about is that you're good at talking about it. For such a long period of time, you actually hit all the right points."
Chu Zihang stood calmly on the spot, also looking like he was peeing, which seemed strange.
Lu Mingfei was stunned when he heard this. In fact, there was something wrong with what he said, but he suddenly felt a little tired and didn't want to vomit.
"Speaking of which, boss... you haven't finished urinating yet?"
Lu Mingfei suddenly remembered that they seemed to have been peeing since he first came in, but they still hadn't peed out. Is it something gross?
Thinking like this, he boldly glanced at Caesar secretly to see how the boss was doing. He had always heard Ye Zi say how the white people were doing and how the black people were doing, but he had never seen it for real.
"No..." Caesar shook his head, "We are just brewing, you don't understand."
Lu Mingfei, who took a sneak glance and felt that he had been hit, collapsed a little, "What's brewing? Do you still want to hold in your urine all day long in this bubble? What are you doing, boss? We are not computers, so we can't
Clear the memory at once."
"Oh." Caesar nodded seriously. He was actually just looking for an excuse to fish. Unexpectedly, he was scolded by Lu Mingfei.
"You know, hurry up and pee for me. Won't your legs get sore standing like this?"
Lu Mingfei shook his body, shook it, then put it in coolly, zipped it up, and heard the two people's serious answers.
"Nope."
To be honest, it's a little bit cool.
Oh my god! Please strike with lightning to wake up these two idiots!