"Senior is saying that there are currently two girls who are known to have a clear affection for senior?"
Ye Chuxia asked.
"Um."
It's okay to talk to Ye Chuxia.
Mainly because Su Mu couldn't think of anyone who could give him some advice.
What about good brother Ye Bai?
he?
Even if he believed this, Su Mu could foresee that the guy would probably think deeply and say: "Hey, why is it such a confusing thing for two girls to like you at the same time? Isn't it all bad?
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Then he explained in detail his theory of being a scumbag who even takes advantage of girls.
Well, I have to say that to girls, that man is indeed a scumbag to the extreme. But as far as brother is concerned, his character is indescribable.
"Why does such a dull senior like two girls?"
Ye Chuxia asked in surprise.
"Can I think you are scolding me?"
"No, no, I just made a small complaint."
Ye Chuxia pondered and said, "Senior, when you ask me, you just said you can't choose, right?"
"Whether Xia Ju knows that she spilled the beans is still a question."
Until now, Su Mu didn't reply to Xia Ju's call. She just said that she was a little busy because of something. After she explained that she actually had nothing particularly urgent, she ended the matter hastily.
"It doesn't matter whether you spill the beans or not, senior."
Ye Chuxia said: "The important thing is who do you want to develop with? Now it's very simple, it's just two free girls in front of you, who do you choose?"
"What do you think?"
"Of course you choose me!"
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm quite confused now."
"Ah haha, sorry, sorry, inertia."
Ye Chuxia scratched her face and said, "Why don't we just calm down first, it will be better for everyone."
"Isn't that the same as saying nothing?"
Su Mu sighed.
"Originally, there is nothing wrong with senior's choice now. You have to be responsible for yourself and girls. I appreciate this of senior."
"I think it's more indecisive."
"certainly not!"
Ye Chuxia herself was startled by the loud volume. She stuck out her tongue in embarrassment and said, "Let's put it this way. If senior chooses one of them now, wouldn't the other girls be sad? Besides, what if?
Wouldn't it be even more irresponsible for seniors to choose someone in a hurry when they didn't even think about it, and then have to break up due to something? Therefore, choosing someone in a hurry makes seniors look decisive, which is just a look.
decisive."
"Actually, he's no different from the scumbag who doesn't recognize anyone when he puts on his pants."
"In short, I agree with what senior is doing now."
"This is not indecisiveness, this is responsibility."
Ye Chuxia knew that what she said was irresponsible and she was just delaying time.
"Yeah?"
Su Mu lit a cigarette and said, "What would you think if I said that I have no intention of falling in love right now?"
"Ah? Why?"
"I don't have a car, I don't have a house, and there's nothing particularly outstanding about my people."
Su Mu slowly exhaled the mist and said: "It's not that I feel inferior. I just feel a little confused now. I just don't understand what charm I have that attracts them."
"I am a person with a rather awkward personality."
"Maybe many people will say what reason is needed for liking? But I think there must be a reason for liking."
"It's more vulgar, like money and a villa, and it's more plain, like always being patient or considerate."
"All in all, I feel like I can't get this answer right now."
"One is a girl who once ruined her paper by me. It was too late to hate me. How could she suddenly turn like this now?"
"An older sister I met by chance. Although she said she knew me a long time ago, I don't have a matching memory at all. I really have a crush on her because of her elegant, upper-class lady-like temperament.
Attraction is the most superficial kind of affection."
"well said!"
Ye Chuxia patted her thigh and said, "I just admire your senior's spirit of pure love!"
"You feel that way too?"
"Yes! I think those people who are eager to fall in love and buy a house after not knowing each other for a long time are all scumbags!"
"That's not true. After all, in today's fast-paced society, it's normal to rent a house if you see the right person."
"That's someone else. Seniors just need to stick to their own principles!"
"hiss···"
Su Mu gave Ye Chuxia a strange look and said, "Didn't you always like to go against me before? Why are you so good today?"
"Senior, I hate it~ I've always been very well-behaved~"
"Come on, don't speak in that slurred voice, it's going to give you goosebumps."
"Okay senior."
The biggest stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and Ye Chuxia thought of another thing.
"Senior, do you really want to leave after tomorrow? Don't you plan to continue working here?"
"What does it mean for a grown man to feel safe in a girls' dormitory?"
"Senior, if you post this on Zhihu, you will definitely get trolled."
"What's there to spray?"
Su Mu took a deep breath from the cigarette and said: "If I really want to live here and wait to die, who in this dormitory can see a salted fish waiting to die?"
"Me me me!"
Ye Chuxia raised her hands upright like a primary school student and said, "I like it! I can support my seniors!"
"Stop being ridiculous."
Su Mu smiled and said, "Actually, I think it would be nice to treat you as a younger sister and chat with her occasionally."
"I don't want to be a sister."
"Why, you have such a small body and still want to be a sister?"
"I don't want to be a sister either."
"That."
Su Mu looked at her strangely and said, "Daughter?"
"Senior, I recorded what you said."
Ye Chuxia took out her mobile phone with a smile and said: "As long as I modify this recording and post it online, a senior with a daughter's sexual fetish will be born."
"Post it, post it, maybe I will become popular because of this. It's best to post it using your account, maybe I will really become popular because of your fame."
Su Mu waved his hands, looking indifferent.
"Don't be like this, senior, I was just joking."
Ye Chuxia said: "I just want to liven up the atmosphere."
"I know, I'm kidding you too."
Su Mu said: "You suddenly gave up on your joke in the middle of it. I'm really not used to it for a while."
"I'm not always that fond of pranks..."
"Hey, you still know what you're doing is called a prank?"
"Beautiful girls who correct their mistakes and correct them are still very popular!"
"Okay, then you will continue to be popular, I have to go out here."
Sumuli stood up and prepared to go to Xia Ju's place.
Anyway, I should make a trip to those six missed calls.