After Su Mu returned, he saw the deserted dormitory before he remembered to take a look at the group chat.
Everyone reported their itinerary in the "Little Black Room" group chat. Those who should be at school are at school, and those who should be at work are at work. They all said they would not eat at noon.
"No one?!"
"Senior, what am I that is sitting next to you all this time?"
Ye Chuxia asked angrily.
"Maybe a sparrow?"
"That's also a top-notch sparrow!"
She was still making noises like that.
"So what does the top sparrow want to eat?"
Su Mu asked dumbfounded.
In fact, as long as this guy doesn't treat him like a normal kid like before, there's nothing to worry about.
"I want to fence with senior!"
"What?"
"Ah ha ha···"
Ye Chuxia scratched her cheek and said, "I want to compete with my senior on cooking skills!"
"Okay, if you don't want to eat, I'll take a lunch break."
"Ah this! Why! These old vixens are joking with seniors and even stripping off seniors' pants! Why are I just competing on cooking skills and not even getting a mouthful of hot rice!"
Ye Chuxia crossed her arms.
"Because they didn't shamelessly grab my thighs and say shameless things with white teeth, and because they didn't say things like 'my uterus'."
Su Mu smiled and said: "You have lost the qualification to joke with me. And what you said is not a joke, but a prank... No, if I go to the court to appeal, I should be able to convict you of defamation.
Pay me some mental damages or something. By the way, you look like a little rich woman?"
"Senior, are you saying that as long as you pay me, you can continue to be qualified to joke?"
"Don't misinterpret my meaning, okay?"
"Ten thousand! I'll give you ten thousand!"
"Stop making trouble, okay? Hurry up and order your food. After I've served you, I have something to go out."
"Fifty thousand! I'll buy one for fifty thousand to compete with you on my cooking skills, senior! No, it's just a chance for me to get started! I promise not to cause trouble, and I promise I have a heart that wants to learn!"
Ye Chuxia patted a pair of small pigeons on her chest with bright eyes.
Finally, Su Mu let her into the kitchen.
Of course it can't be because money is all, nor can it be that I dare to ask for anything from this guy who spreads rumors everywhere.
Mainly because Su Mu woke up early in the morning and heard Shan Xuan chatting with a few little girls.
It probably means that when Su Mu fell ill yesterday, Ye Chuxia got up early and started preparing breakfast.
Of course, the issue of how she found out about Su Mu's illness so early will not be investigated for the time being.
In short, she did have good intentions. After finishing her work very late, she still got up early and was busy preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
As for how hard she worked, you can tell by the burns and small scratches on her hands. She is definitely not a person who is good at staying in the kitchen, but she still finished the breakfast. Su Mu remembered her attitude yesterday
, still a little embarrassed.
Especially when I think about the white fungus porridge she made so hard without even taking a sip, I always feel a little sorry.
"Hehe~"
"Senior, today I'm going to show you my cooking skills after taking supplements!"
Ye Chuxia rolled up her sleeves and vowed to take out the tablet and put it on the cutting board, which showed the recipe for Kung Pao Chicken.
Looking at her like this, Su Mu always felt that she couldn't do anything good.
"Forehead···"
"My knife skills are not very good. Why don't you, senior, cut this chicken?"
Ye Chuxia fiddled with the ingredients for a long time, and finally looked at Sumu longingly.
"I thought you, the underdog, were going to leave me, the gold medal chef, aside."
Su Mu stood in front of the cutting board and said while cutting: "Remember, when cutting this kind of thing, you need to hold it like this, otherwise it is easy to hurt your hand... And because this thing has bones, you need to do this when using force...
"
There aren't many dishes to cook.
The more complicated one is Kung Pao Chicken, and the others are all vegetarian dishes.
After all, two people can't eat much.
After drinking and eating, the two began to clean up the kitchen.
"By the way, you didn't go to work yesterday, and you won't go to work today either?"
"that···"
Ye Chuxia's eyes were a little dodgey, and she said, "I get tired sometimes, and I plan to take a rest recently."
"That too."
Su Mu wiped the water on his hands and said, "By the way, thank you for what happened yesterday."
"It's so annoying, senior. You've already said thank you three times."
Ye Chuxia rolled her round eyes and said, "How about something practical?"
"What practical?"
When Su Mu walked out, she quickly wiped her hands and followed him out.
"I want a gift!"
Ye Chuxia said: "If senior really wants to thank me, can you give me a gift? It doesn't need to be anything expensive, just something that senior sees when he goes out that girls of my age like, such as hairpins, bracelets, earrings, etc.
!”
"Um···"
Su Mu stared at her for a while, and waited until she was a little embarrassed before saying, "Is a nose ring okay?"
"all right."
Ye Chuxia smiled slyly: "Senior, if you dare to buy it, I dare to hang it on your penis at night."
"You really dare to say..."
"What's wrong with that?"
Ye Chuxia snorted and said: "Why is the term "zi palace, little penis" so vulgar? In other words, marriage is even more vulgar!"
"Why?"
"Senior, think about it, after getting married, everyone knows that the final step is the bridal chamber, right? Isn't the bridal chamber just ooxx?"
Ye Chuxia said nonchalantly: "When you get married, most people have to send out invitations to invite relatives and friends to come for a wedding banquet. To put it bluntly, don't you just tell a lot of people that I'm getting married and I'm going to have sex with the bride? You guys
Come celebrate our ooxx!”
"you···"
"This? This is the truth!"
“···”
Well, I have to admit that Ye Chuxia's words are quite logical.
Send invitations to people to congratulate ooxx?
Su Mu felt that whenever he attended someone's wedding in the future, he would think of Ye Chuxia's words, which made him feel a little awkward.
"Let's not talk about this for now, no, let's not talk about whether the wedding is vulgar or not."
Su Mu lit a cigarette and said, "I think you should have some experience in love, right?"
"ha?"
Ye Chuxia's eyes widened and she said: "Senior, why do you want to denounce someone's innocence out of thin air! I am obviously still an ignorant little girl! If you don't believe me, senior can personally test it!"
"Whoever is talking to you is inhumane!"
Su Mu twitched his lips and said, "If you have experience in love, you must do that?"
"Of course!"
Ye Chuxia curled her lips and said: "In today's society, who would just rely on their words? Ninety-nine point nine percent of those who have been in love are not c-girls."
"But I am. Because I haven't talked about it."
"This is my selling point. In today's world, probably not ten out of ten girls over 18 are still c-girls."
"A beautiful girl like me who is a c-girl without any fuss is definitely a hot commodity, not to mention that I was given it for free, so it is the only one you cherish, so seniors must cherish me in front of you!
"
She added on her own.
"There must be something wrong with my head if I ask you for advice on relationship issues."
Su Mu sighed.
"etc!"
Ye Chuxia's self-proclaimed air disappeared instantly and she asked: "Senior, what questions did you want to consult?"
"Emotions, love, and issues about girls. I think you, a girl, might be able to give me some reference.
"Senior, to be honest, when I was in school, I was often asked for advice on love issues."
Ye Chuxia patted a pair of pigeons on her chest and said, "People give me a nickname - Love Saint."
She made childish jokes with an exaggerated expression.
But no one would understand the sudden sense of gap she felt now.
That feeling of loneliness.
Ah, so that's it.
It turns out that senior has never taken anything I said seriously.
Well.
He has always been shameless. In short, his exaggerated statements are never taken seriously, and it is normal for his true feelings to be never conveyed.
only.
My chest still feels a little stuffy. Even a heartless person like me would feel this way.