In the bathroom on the second floor of the hotel, Commissioner Huang, whose face was full of bitterness and remorse, grabbed his hair, collapsed and shouted.
What did he just do? What unimaginable things did he just do?
Yelling at the eldest lady, scolding the fifth and seventh masters, and throwing the uniform on the ground... Each of these is enough to be thrown into the sea and fed to fish three times! Wait, all the big brothers of the Qinghong Gang
Are they already here? Are they ready to bury me in water?
In extreme fear, Commissioner Huang pulled his hair, twitching and crying with tears streaming down his face.
"What on earth is my brain made of? How can I do such an idiotic thing? How many desperate things do I have to do today before I am willing to give up!!"
"Fuck you, I'm not in the mood to play with you!"
"Oh my god, am I Sabi? I'm really a Sabi!"
If possible, Commissioner Huang would like to go back ten minutes ago and give himself a big slap in the face.
"Shut up, you bastard! If you don't want to live, I still want to live!"
Obviously, Commissioner Huang didn't know how to travel through time, so sitting on the toilet seat, he could only pull his hair with regret, and give himself a few blows on the head from time to time. While doing so, he said with tears in his eyes: "
You bitch, you bitch! You are not looking for death like this!"
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To be honest, the moment just now was enough to be recorded in history, and everything that happened in those short few minutes was enough to become one of the few rises in Commissioner Huang Xiaobei's life.
I have to say that human beings are really strange creatures, and I have to say that human temperament is really amazing.
Of course, I have to admit that the angry Commissioner Huang is indeed very handsome. Especially not long ago, he was so angry that he knocked away the fifth and seventh masters, and said "fuck you," and even pushed himself
The scene of the employee's uniform being smashed to the ground completely elevated the special correspondent from a lowly cleaner to...
Um, hero? It seems that these two words are abused too much.
Hero? Stop swearing.
Renxiong? Bah!
Dog hero? Not very reliable either...
Let’s use the special correspondent’s own adjectives for himself.
"I'm a pussy, I'm a pussy!"
Sure enough, the person who knows a person best is always himself.
But the newly angry comrade special commissioner still left a deep impression on the broad masses of the people.
Look at those solemn eyes, those hands full of anger, the blazing anger in the pupils, and the action of throwing clothes that is almost the same image as the cutting of robes, indicating that moment all the time.
How much anger does the special correspondent have in his heart?
Afterwards, Fifth Master and Seventh Master recalled, "The kid looked quite scary at the time. We were both frightened by him. How can I put it, that kid looked like a provoked... well
, a Chihuahua. Lao Wu and I think it’s better not to talk to him for the time being, otherwise he might get bitten by him.”
Master Wu added silently, "Although I just had to shoot at the ground and he probably wouldn't be able to fart, but we think everyone will be angry, so it's better not to go too far."
This is also the reason why the fifth and seventh masters did not dare to speak at that time. On the one hand, they were really frightened by Commissioner Huang. On the other hand, they also thought it was funny how this kid looked angry. The most important point - they were very
I want to see how Commissioner Huang will face what happens next after he calms down.
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Not to mention, Fifth Master and Seventh Master's description of Commissioner Huang is quite appropriate, because according to Comrade Commissioner Huang's own later recollection, when he fully understood what the eldest lady meant, his mind went blank in an instant, and then he
Another thing filled in, filling up the whole brain. At that time, he didn't know what he was doing. His body was completely controlled by instinct.
Facts have proved that things like anger, alcohol, love, etc. are indirectly equivalent to the halo of idiots...
At that moment, he was surrounded by an idiot halo... ah, no, it was Commissioner Huang who was shrouded in anger. He only felt that he was very angry and his chest seemed to explode, especially when he thought of the scene that the eldest lady meant. For a moment,
He seemed to have turned into a furious lone wolf!
However, in the eyes of the general public, the angry Commissioner Huang is actually closer to the cute species of Chihuahua.
What's even more regrettable is that even when he turned into a... Chihuahua in his rage, Commissioner Huang's rage state did not last long.
One second after he threw his uniform to the ground, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face could be called violent, but the next second, two big characters appeared on Commissioner Huang's face.
"It's over!"
Comrade Special Commissioner's expression changed at that moment, as if a blazing fire was suddenly extinguished by a drop of urine.
The second before the uniform fell to the ground, his expression was fierce and angry, but the next second, Huang Xiaobei suddenly opened his eyes! His face was full of helplessness and collapse.
, written all over his face, "Am I just throwing money away?"
Damn it, damn it! What the hell am I doing? Wait, I have the Wei Mao uniform in my hand? Wait, I still threw the Wei Mao uniform on the ground? Wait, did I just...
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Looking at the uniform on the ground, at that moment, Commissioner Huang's inner monologue was overwhelmingly filled with "Holy shit!"
Trembling, he released the hand holding the last corner of his uniform and slowly straightened his back. Commissioner Huang took unusually heavy steps towards the end of the corridor and disappeared after turning a corner.
In the imagination of the fifth master, the seventh master, and the eldest lady, Huang Xiaobei, who turned his back to them and left, must have the same terrifying expression as before, full of the word anger.
But in fact, Commissioner Huang suppressed the fear in his heart, gritted his teeth, had tears in his eyes, and was trembling all over. He finally straightened his back and walked to the corner of the corridor.
Everyone thought he walked very resolutely and very angry.
In fact, the old man's legs were weak and his eyes were full of golden flowers. If he hadn't held on, he would have fainted from fear as soon as he took two steps.
What am I doing? What am I doing? If I remember correctly, I seem to be here to beg the eldest lady, right? I seem to be here to apologize to the eldest lady, right?
But what on earth am I doing!
I actually yelled at the eldest lady, scolded the fifth and seventh masters, and even dropped his uniform on the ground... When he thought of this, Commissioner Huang almost fell over and went directly to see God.
As he walked, Huang Xiaobei trembled, swallowed, and prayed loudly in his heart.
God bless, God bless, don’t see that I’m scared, don’t see that I’m scared!
The journey of just a few seconds was extremely painful for Commissioner Huang.
In fact, as long as Mr. Wu and the others observe carefully, they can find that the back of Commissioner Huang's departure was very strange. Not only was his whole body shaking slightly, but his body was also extremely stiff, especially his neck, which looked like it was made by a machine.
It came out pretty much the same.
Cold sweat dripped from his forehead across the corners of his eyes, and the three sharp gazes behind him were like scorpions nailing his back.
Feeling the pressure behind him, Commissioner Huang took a step forward and swallowed, not daring to move his neck. He kept praying in his heart, "Don't see it, don't see it, they don't dare to move now I guess."
You were restrained by me, if you find anything wrong with me, you will probably have to pull me out to feed the fish immediately!"
"Control yourself, you must control yourself, you can't look back, you absolutely can't look back! Calm down, stay calm, don't panic, you definitely can't panic!"
Just like that, Huang Xiaobei walked into the corner of the corridor like a robot, and saw nothing else at first sight except Tang Seng and Wei Silin, who had the word "admiration" written on their faces in front of them.
At that moment, Tang Seng and Wei Silin looked at Huang Xiaobei with eyes filled with admiration.
As for Huang Xiaobei's series of actions just now, according to Elder Tang's words, "This is amazing. This kid will definitely be amazing in the future." Indeed, Comrade Huang Xiaobei is indeed amazing now. For the specific image, please refer to "Chao
"Wrong, Fang Xiaoru" and other historical celebrities, why should we refer to them? They all died in misery...
Dare to launch an immortal charge against the forces of darkness, for a bright future, the ideals in your heart, and great self-dedication!
Commissioner Huang at least achieved the last four words - dedication...
Looking at Huang Xiaobei who was still trembling but still managed to remain calm, Lao Wei wiped his face with his sleeves. Good guy, a large area of his face was immediately exposed.
Looking at Lao Wei's wet sleeves, Tang Seng exclaimed: "I said, did you just realize what kind of stupid thing you did after you got angry, and then you got scared?"
Huang Xiaobei frowned and said, "Who said that? I just washed my face."
"Didn't you wash your pants by the way?"
"Damn it, I was scared to death!" Commissioner Huang jumped down and almost jumped into Lao Wei's arms.
Elder Tang said like an expert and scholar: "Well, not yet, but I guess it will be soon."
Patting Huang Xiaobei's shoulder, Tang Seng said with emotion, "You know, Xiaobei, I have met a friend like you before."
"Well, what happens next?" Commissioner Huang asked with some fear.
Tang Monk sighed, "It's such a miserable death."
"Well, you can just ask for your own blessings. I guess it will only be a matter of a day or two, by the way." Tang Seng slapped Huang Xiaobei's shoulder hard with his hand, his face full of sincerity.
Said: "After you die, remember to help me make a fortune!" (To be continued)