"Quick, quick, everyone, come out and line up. The eldest lady is coming to dine."
Under Master Sun's greeting, more than a hundred people in the Chinese restaurant, Western restaurant, bathing center, billiards hall, chess and card room, bar, and the service staff of the hotel upstairs all put down their work.
Like a group of soldiers waiting for review by their leader, they lined up in the lobby on the first floor of the hotel.
Huang Xiaobei, who was at the end of the team, looked at the posture in front of him curiously, wondering what was going on. Tang Seng, who was standing next to him, looked uninterested.
"After so many years, the eldest lady is finally willing to come to our hotel for dinner. It's not easy, it's not easy."
"Who says it's not the case? I heard that the eldest lady had a car accident not long ago and was just discharged from the hospital today. Fortunately, she was not seriously injured, otherwise Master Dao would not have jumped into the sea."
Listening to the conversation of the previous massage masters, Huang Xiaobei said that he was a little confused. What they meant was that the young lady who had just suffered a car accident came to the hotel for dinner for the first time?
Speaking of the eldest lady? Is she the daughter of Master Dao?
Huang Xiaobei blinked.
Before Huang Xiaobei could think about it, he heard a sound of brakes suddenly coming from in front of the hotel door, followed by a "clang" of the car door.
As Ma Liuye said, "The young lady has arrived," a row of bodyguards in black, like stars holding the moon, escorted the girl in white into the hotel lobby.
"Hello, Miss."
All the hotel waiters bent down and bowed at the same time to say hello to the stunning girl in white.
Taking advantage of the group of people bending down, Huang Xiaobei, who was at the back of the team, finally saw the scene in front of him clearly.
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In front of the hotel door, more than thirty bodyguards in black were already lined up in two teams, standing straight.
Zhang Daoye, who always gave people the impression of being calm and self-reliant, was crying like an old cat while standing behind his daughter. Ma Liuye, who was following behind him, also had red eyes and kept trying to comfort her.
But at this moment, the most eye-catching thing is not the crying Taoist master, nor the mighty big brothers of the Qinghong Gang.
It was the girl in white who stared at everything in front of her with big watery eyes, indifferently and a little curious.
Exquisite and beautiful facial features, watery and deep eyes, and that cold expression.
The tight blue jeans make the girl's legs extremely slender. Under the jeans, her buttocks outlines a wonderful arc.
Smooth and beautiful black hair is spread quietly on both sides of the shoulders, and a majestic landscape is supported under the pure white shirt.
Staring at the girl's beautiful face in a daze, even though he had seen countless beautiful girls from the vampire race, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but lose consciousness for a moment in front of the beautiful face that looked like a painting.
Because she is so perfect, there is almost no flaw on her body, and her exquisite face can be called the most perfect work of the Creator! As soon as Hajime appeared, he caught everyone's attention and became everyone's attention.
intersection point.
But when faced with the greetings from all the hotel staff, the beautiful long-haired young lady didn't say anything. She raised her perfect chin as if she were aloof, and proudly scanned every scene in the hotel without paying any attention to the more than one hundred people.
A staff member bent down to salute.
Looking at the cold and arrogant young lady in the distance, Huang Xiaobei came back to his senses and swallowed his saliva at the same time.
"Beautiful is beautiful, fairies are fairies, but this fairy seems... not so easy to get along with."
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The beautiful face could not conceal the aura of the eldest lady that was repellent from thousands of miles away. The bright and dazzling girl moved her eyes and scanned everything in front of her coldly, but her big black and watery eyes also revealed
There was a little bit of curiosity and agility.
Admiring the girl in white in the distance with admiration, Huang Xiaobei silently made a judgment in his heart.
If you guessed it right, the eldest lady should be the kind of person who has a cooler temperament and talks less. Well, there’s nothing to say about her figure and face. And like my ex-girlfriend... I forgot, I don’t have a girlfriend.
, only sexual fantasy objects, haha, what a sad story.
While looking at the eldest lady's jade-like skin and curvy figure like a maniac, Huang Xiaobei shook his head angrily.
But this kind of iceberg beauties are generally not easy to deal with. Sometimes a word can kill you. Well, it’s better to stay away from the eldest lady.
Commissioner Huang withdrew his gaze knowingly.
But it is worth mentioning that the young lady in front of him is probably the first person Huang Xiaobei has seen in so many years who is more beautiful than the beauties in the academy.
A disaster, an absolute disaster for the world.
By the way, this Taoist priest looks quite average, and the daughter he gave birth to is really beautiful. I wonder what her mother is like?
Just as Huang Xiaobei was thinking in his mind, suddenly, a sharp gaze shot straight at him.
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For a special group like beauties, they generally have a relatively special ability, such as a strong sixth sense. As long as someone peeks at them, no matter what angle, they will sense it immediately.
Some will raise their chin very confidently to better show their beauty.
Some pretend not to see it, but they are so beautiful in their hearts.
Others will look back directly. There are relatively few such people, but most of them have strong personalities.
The beautiful young lady in front of me probably belongs to the latter group.
After feeling Huang Xiaobei's slightly crazy gaze, the beautiful young lady immediately looked back, her arrogant eyes like a majestic queen looking down at her disrespectful subjects!
But at this moment, Huang Xiaobei, who was at the back of the team, lowered his head in panic, and grabbed the corners of his clothes helplessly.
Seeing all this, the eldest lady was suddenly stunned.
Staring at him blankly, staring blankly.
After two seconds, the dullness disappeared, and the eldest lady's dark, watery eyes flashed with a hint of cunning and joy that ordinary people could not understand.
But when she saw Tang Seng standing next to Huang Xiaobei, his beautiful and delicate face turned pale for an instant, and he couldn't help but take a step back.
But soon, because she remembered something, the eldest lady's expression returned to normal.
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At this time, Huang Xiaobei had already lowered his head firmly. When the eldest lady looked at him just now, he quickly lowered his head.
It was actually because the beautiful young lady's gaze was so sharp that Huang Xiaobei even felt a strong chill and the smell of fire in her gaze!
It's over, it's over, it's been discovered, it's been discovered!
Although Commissioner Huang likes to daydream even when he has nothing to do, he also likes to imagine that he will marry a beautiful wife in the future. It is best for a beautiful wife to fall in love with him.
But with his current moral character, in novels, he is usually classified as "dragged out and beaten to death by this lady"!
Under the sharp gaze of the eldest lady, Commissioner Huang was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
It's over, it's over, everyone bent down and bowed, but I didn't bow, no, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
"Tap."
Brisk footsteps sounded.
In the astonished eyes of everyone, the expressionless beautiful young lady walked through the crowd without any warning and went straight to Huang Xiaobei, who was bending down and bowing at the back of the line.
When the girl stood in front of him, Commissioner Huang almost fainted with fright.
What are you doing, what are you doing? Why did you come right in front of me? You want to reprimand me? You really want to reprimand me for my disrespectful behavior!
This kind of condescending iceberg beauty likes to do this the most. The first thing she says is, "Who told you to look at me? Do you, a dirty and despicable waiter, deserve to look at me!"
Huang Xiaobei lowered his head tightly, thinking sadly about how the eldest lady would humiliate him next, but he did not notice at all the beautiful curves gradually forming in the corners of the mouth of the girl standing in front of him.
Clenching his fists and gritting his teeth, Huang Xiaobei told himself over and over again.
It's okay, it's okay to let the eldest lady humiliate you. It'll be fine after the humiliation is over. Hold on, Huang Xiaobei, you must hold on! If the eldest lady humiliates you, what kind of strange fighting spirit can you inspire?
Maybe there is still a protagonist’s life!!
"you......"
The girl spoke softly, her voice was very clear and refreshing, like an oriole, but to Huang Xiaobei, it was the authentic demonic voice of hell.
Come on, come on, you're going to reprimand me, you're going to humiliate me!
Mom, goodbye!!!
At this moment, Commissioner Huang closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, preparing to bear the humiliation given to him by the beautiful lady.
The beautiful young lady standing in front of Huang Xiaowei suddenly showed an innocent smile that was inconsistent with her temperament.
She stretched out her beautiful hand and patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder. The beautiful lady smiled and said something that ruined Huang Xiaobei's outlook on life.
"You're a little kid, right? o(￣▽￣)ｄ."
"Crack!" The sky thunder sounded, and Commissioner Huang was fried on the outside and tender on the inside.
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Staring blankly at the beautiful young lady in front of him who looked like a sunken fish and a wild goose, but with some strange words popping out of her mouth, Commissioner Huang felt that his outlook on life seemed to have been dealt a heavy blow.
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What? What? Did the iceberg beauty in front of me spit out any weird words?
Small pain?
Who can suffer less from me?
Huang Xiaobei had a sad face and was trembling, not knowing what to say.
And at this moment, the eldest lady lost her aloofness, indifference, and aloofness.
Smiling, she stretched out her hand and rubbed Huang Xiaobei's face. The eldest lady stared at her big, watery eyes and said with a smile: "You look like this, don't you think it's a pain in the ass? ╮(￣▽￣)╭Hurry up, be honest.
Tell me, you must be in trouble, right?"
The expression on Commissioner Huang's face at this moment was almost as if he had eaten Xiang.
Miss, what are you doing? What are you doing!
Although I'm happy that you complimented me on my good looks, and it's the first time in so many years that someone has affirmed my appearance, but can you not describe it in terms of offense and suffering?
A fujoshi, right? Miss, you may look like an iceberg beauty, but deep down you are actually a rotten girl to the extreme, right?
"Yiyi, stop making trouble, your injury is just fine, don't talk so much." Ma Liuye walked up, dumbfounded.
Zhang Daoye didn't know what kind of stimulation he was feeling at this moment. He actually hugged a bodyguard beside him and started crying bitterly. He cried so fiercely that he thought his wife was dead.
"Hey~ Uncle Liu, are you right? That's how it is described in the novel. Xiao Shou obviously looks like him."
Miss Yiyi pouted her lips and said coquettishly to Mr. Ma Liu, "And Uncle Liu, if you read the novel, your appearance is obviously the kind of uncle who is attacked by rogues."
Master Liu looked like he wanted to die.
While talking, the eldest lady took out a BL novel from behind her butt.
"The Evil Husband Forces His Bow"
The cover shows two handsome blond men hugging each other and kissing...
When he saw the eldest lady actually casually taking out a danmei novel?! Commissioner Huang immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Damn, throw away that BL novel!
Miss, you read this kind of book every day, no wonder you use such weird vocabulary when you open your mouth!
Your own three views have long been completely destroyed by these evil pornographic novels, right? Your face that attracts all sentient beings has been blinded in vain!
"Are you being bitten? There's a reward for saying it (￣▽￣)~*." Miss Yiyi's mouth curved into a crescent moon, her big eyes blinked, and she looked at Huang who was sweating in front of her with a smile.
Xiaobei.
Under Ma Liuye's cannibalistic gaze, Huang Xiaobei... nodded sadly and angrily.
I am Xiaoshou, Nima, I am your sister’s Xiaoshou!
At this time, Miss Yiyi suddenly sighed, "You are not."
Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment.
Miss Yiyi crossed her arms, and her tall breasts attracted the attention of half of the men present. She said seriously, "There is no love in your eyes. It seems that you haven't found your other half yet.
But look at how you looked aggrieved just now, like a little lady, hehe, you will definitely be a good weakling in the future, you have to work hard~o(￣▽￣)ｄGodfather~"
Miss Yiyi clenched her white and tender fists and sincerely wished Huang Xiaobei to find his destined attack in the future.
Commissioner Huang didn't finish vomiting blood, and followed up with another.
Damn it, shut up! Who wants to go to such a weird place! And I feel aggrieved. Damn, if you are in danger of being thrown into the sea and fed to fish at any time, wouldn’t you be afraid?
Huang Xiaobei looked at the indescribable eldest lady in front of him with fear.
Oh my god, what's going on with this young lady? She doesn't look like an ordinary fujoshi, she's so bad, she's so bad... I can't complain anymore.
"Oh, by the way, I just said I would give you a reward, right? Just wait, I'll look for it for you. I just bought it."
As she said that, Miss Yiyi lowered her head and put her hand behind her butt...
Damn, I just wanted to complain! Why did you take out a BL novel from that part of your body? Why did you put your hand in now! There should be nothing there except Fatty!
Let me strangle you, what are you pulling out? Why are you pulling so hard? Why are your faces turning red? Why are you letting out such uncontrollable gasps?
Damn it, please don’t pull out anything that will ruin my outlook! Damn it, what you pulled out isn’t something magical or harmonious!
"Dang bang bang bang! Hee hee, how do you like it? You like it very much? I just bought it, but I can’t bear to look at it yet. (● ω ●) Well, here’s the reward for you."
Looking at the Gong.kou comic, or h.com for short, in front of him, Huang Xiaobei was deeply shocked.
Why is Mao going to be an h.com?
Why would you take out an h. comic from behind your butt and give it to me as a gift?!
Why do you, a fujoshi, even read h.coms?
Seeing Huang Xiaobei turned to stone in front of him, Miss Yiyi stretched out her hand in confusion and waved it in front of his eyes.
After seeing that Huang Xiaobei still didn't respond, the eldest lady looked at the H. anime heroine in her hand, which had a very good figure and was only wearing a three-point style. Miss Yiyi whispered: "Don't you like Yujie, do you like Lolita?
? Or you don’t like this style? Is prison, confinement, training, and education your thing?”
"Oh, can't you see that you are very perverted?" The eldest lady smiled and touched Huang Xiaobei's head, "Be good, I will bring you something that suits your taste next time."
Who likes loli, who likes loli! Who is a pervert, who is a pervert! Madam, enough is enough! By the way, don’t touch me like a dog!
Just as Huang Xiaobei was making earth-shattering complaints in his heart, Tang Seng, who had been staring at Miss Yiyi for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Why do you look so familiar to me? Have we met somewhere before?" (To be continued)