Mr. Chu was locked out by himself. Although he kept shouting, "I'll give you more money, I'll give you more money," Commissioner Huang said that he really couldn't do that. He really couldn't
He stole the eldest lady's dick for money, and then sold it to the pervert who looked like a dog outside the door.
This doesn’t work, it really doesn’t work!
Get out of here, you dirty money, the further away you are, the better!
Seeing the special correspondent leaning against the door in despair, as if he had lost the whole world, Miss Yiyi tilted her little head and smiled sweetly.
So good~
But when she thought of Commissioner Huang, who was usually a bit perverted, the eldest lady couldn't help but secretly guess in her heart.
"Are you really not going to do that? Although you won't sell it to others, you can't guarantee that you won't use it yourself. Hey, it's better to be careful."
If Commissioner Huang could find out what the eldest lady said about him, would he be "slightly perverted?" He would definitely break down and shout loudly.
"Who is a little perverted? Who is a little perverted! I have become like this as a saint, ah no, I have become like this like Wei Zhongxian, Miss, you actually call me a pervert? Do you dare to go too far!"
Returning to the dinner table, Old Uncle Liu looked at Huang Xiaobei who was unconscious and asked very strangely, "Who was outside the door just now?"
Commissioner Huang absentmindedly picked at the rice in his bowl.
"A pervert."
I thought that the uncle would think that he was joking, but unexpectedly, after hearing himself say the word "pervert," Uncle Liu put down the chopsticks in his hand, folded his arms, and nodded thoughtfully.
"Well, when you said that, I really remembered that the police station has received a lot of reports recently, saying that in the past six months or so, many young women's underwear has been stolen frequently, and the underwear has been stolen.
The time is generally very regular, almost all were stolen in the morning or evening on Sunday, and now it can be basically concluded that it is a group of organized perverts."
Uncle Liu gave the eldest lady a piece of food, and then said, "The bureau is about to open a case for investigation. You should all be careful. If you have any relevant news, remember to tell me."
Huang Xiaobei frowned upon hearing this.
Why do I always feel that these things have something to do with the pervert outside the house?
Miss Yiyi asked softly and cutely: "Uncle, why did you just prepare to open a case for investigation recently?"
He looked at the sweetly smiling eldest lady in front of him, and then at Huang Xiaobei who was eating silently next to him.
Looking at this scene that looked like a family reunion, Old Uncle Liu was very pleased to sip some white wine and said with a kind smile, "Because the number of missing underwear is not large, usually only one or two pieces, plus the victim
They are all young women and do not want people to know that they have lost such private items, so few people report the crime."
Uncle Liu emphatically reminded the eldest lady, "But Yiyi, you should also be careful and keep all your underwear well. The most indispensable thing these days is perverts."
Miss Yiyi blinked her big, watery eyes, then looked at Huang Xiaobei naturally, nodded her little head with a smile, "I understand, uncle."
Commissioner Huang almost overturned the table.
What are you looking at me for? What were you looking at me for just now! Do I look like a bra maniac!!
Uncle Liu sipped some white wine, clicked his tongue and said: "Actually, we generally don't want to deal with things like this where people have their underwear stolen. After all, the most indispensable thing in this world is perverts. Even if we catch them,
To detain them, the most they can do is give them a verbal education and then lock them up for a few days before releasing them.”
As he spoke, Uncle Liu sighed, "There is nothing we can do about it. Although they violated the public security regulations, they did not molest women or do anything else excessive. At most, it was just a crime of theft. We
It’s really too lazy to care, unless the amount involved is too high.”
But at this point, the expression on Old Uncle Liu's face became much more solemn, "However, after a recent investigation by the comrades of the Action Section 1, it was found that the disappearance of these women's underwear seems to be related to an organization. The bureau is now more
I doubt what exactly this organization is and whether it will have any particularly bad impact on society, so the bureau recently decided to open a case and investigate."
Huang Xiaobei picked up the juice at hand and asked while drinking, "What organization is it?"
Old Uncle Liu raised his head slightly and said a little uncertainly, "Underpants Club? Is that what they are called?"
"Pfft!" Upon hearing the words "Underwear Club", Commissioner Huang, who was drinking juice, squirted out the juice in his mouth.
"Ahem, cough, cough." Commissioner Huang, who almost choked to death, wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth with a tissue and said with eyes wide open, "Uncle, what did you just say happened?"
Uncle Liu was startled by Huang Xiaobei's unusual reaction and stared at him strangely.
"Underwear Club, it seems to be also called Fatty Club. I heard from the young people in the bureau that this also means underwear, so now we can basically conclude that this is the name of a perverted organization."
Old Uncle Liu looked at Huang Xiaobei out of habit.
"Do you know them?"
Lowering his head, Huang Xiaobei did not dare to look into Old Uncle Liu's eyes.
Do you know? Haha, it’s not that you know such a simple relationship.
Uncle, did you know? The man outside the door just now is the second-in-command of this perverted organization. It's probably not too late for you to go out and catch him now, since he's not far away.
"Well, uncle, let me ask, apart from stealing underwear, has their organization done anything else that is outrageous?" Huang Xiaobei asked unkindly.
Because if he hears words such as "fascination, rape, or obscenity" from the uncle's mouth, he will immediately send Mr. Chu's underwear to Uncle Liu.
But it's a pity that Mr. Chu's underwear club, although a little perverted, is a group of perverts with good ethics.
Uncle Liu shook his head, "No, for now it seems that they occasionally steal underwear, and there is no other excessive behavior. Some rapists in this city also confessed that they have never heard of such an organization in the industry."
Okay, in the industry... Haha, these rapists are quite divided into industries...
Old Uncle Liu added, "But haven't there been a lot of streaking people on the Internet in the past few days? They even wear underpants on their heads, which seems to have something to do with that organization, but other than that, there is really nothing else."
After carefully thinking about Young Master Chu's underwear, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but touch his chin and sighed.
That's right, Mr. Chu's underwear club is indeed not that bad, it's not that it's not bad. Anyway, compared to the rapist business, they are really good people. After all... oh, how can I describe it well?
Woolen cloth.
According to Huang Xiaobei's opinion on the underwear club, he thinks that, anyway, the people in Mr. Chu's club, although they are perverts, are basically the kind of perverts who simply like to be fat.
They probably don't dare to do something like rape that would violate the law, and they probably don't bother to do it. After all, what they like most is just the original fatness of women.
Just look at Mr. Chu's performance all the time.
After appearing on the stage for so long, I haven't said what I think about the eldest lady's body. I have always been devoted to her underwear.
I never mentioned that I was going to have sex with the eldest lady. I always said, "I want to put the eldest lady's underwear on my head."
Haha, proper underwear fetish......
Well, it's not that we can't understand it. After all, Mr. Chu and the people in his club seem to be quite wealthy and successful people.
People like them are not actually hungry, nor do they lack women. What they lack is just a kind of stimulation, a kind of stimulation to secretly put a girl's underwear on their head and let themselves go.
Think about it, a captain of the anti-pornography brigade who looks upright but secretly wears his underwear all the time.
A well-mannered and high-ranking government official who talks about wealth, strength and democracy will start smelling the original flavor that he has treasured for many years when he returns home.
For these people, this kind of perverted behavior can bring them a stronger pleasure than finding a woman, and can relieve them physically and mentally to a great extent.
So who are the people in Mr. Chu’s underwear club?
You're a pervert with money.
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"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this topic anymore and continue eating. If it's not enough, I'll get you some more dishes."
Huang Xiaobei looked at the magnanimous smile on the uncle's face and said that this old guy was really thick-skinned, and he farted like a normal person.
Just when Huang Xiaobei was about to tease this old bachelor so that he could see his shameful expression, his Nokia suddenly received a text message.
"Ten thousand, it can't be higher."
Huang Xiaobei immediately put his phone back. He didn't need to ask him to know which pervert sent him the text message.
Ten thousand? Ten thousand, although ten thousand is quite a lot, but it still can't buy the conscience of Mr. Huang, you pervert, don't...
"jingle."
Another text message came in.
"Our club had a party yesterday, and I lost again in the game. I have to get Yiyi's fat score! And I have to get it before tonight, otherwise people from our club will send my nude photos to
It’s online! I beg you to help me!!!”
Huang Xiaobei was stunned when he saw this text message, and then turned his attention to Old Uncle Liu.
"Uncle, what day is today?"
Uncle Liu served Miss Yiyi with vegetables and said casually, "What day of the week can we choose? It's Sunday. Come to Yiyi and eat more. You have just been discharged from the hospital, so it's the time when you need nutrition."
Hearing the three words Sunday, Huang Xiaobei suddenly understood.
He remembered that his uncle had said before that the time when young women in this city lose their underwear is basically Sunday morning or evening, which is Sunday anyway.
Huang Xiaobei touched his chin thoughtfully.
Well, I understand. Mr. Chu’s underwear club usually holds gatherings on Saturdays. After all, the people in the club are basically all middle-aged people with families, and they don’t have time to let themselves go on weekdays.
Therefore, when they have a party on Saturday, they will play a few small games during the party, and then decide a few unlucky losers, and let the losers steal fat times the next day, and the stealing time cannot exceed
Twenty-four hours, otherwise I will send nude photos.
Huang Xiaobei raised his head slightly and stared at the ceiling of the living room.
If you think about it carefully, you will remember that Mr. Chu was beaten up not long ago because he stole his classmate's weight. It seems to have happened on Monday.
After understanding everything, Commissioner Huang pondered for a few seconds, and with the mentality of teasing and watching the fun, he replied a text message to Mr. Chu.
"What game are you playing?"
"Two kings and one queen."
"Pfft——!" Commissioner Huang immediately spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Wait, wait a minute! It seems that your perverted organization is all male, right? Do you dare to tell me how you, a group of male perverts, managed to create two kings and one queen!"
"You don't need to know this. We naturally have our own way of playing, and we are definitely not a group of gays. Now don't talk about anything else. I'll give you fifty thousand and help me get a pair of Yiyi's original fat stockings.
That’s okay, too, so is the bra. Can we deliver it before tonight?”
I can be your uncle!!!
Commissioner Huang almost dropped his cell phone.
Damn it, delivery before tonight? Where the hell am I going to get it done for you! The original smell? Damn it, I just bought a pair of women's underwear and wore it for a while, and then sold it as if it was worn by a young lady.
Can you do it?
Commissioner Huang quickly typed a line of text.
"Get out of here and don't send text messages to harass me in the future. I will never betray my conscience for money!"
It's been a long time since Huang Xiaobei sent this text message, but Mr. Chu didn't reply to him.
Just when Huang Xiaobei thought that this pervert had given up completely and was about to continue eating, a new text message came in.
"How about we talk about that big breast loli's fat times?"
The first time he saw the text message, Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened.
It can be seen that the special correspondent is in torment, and the fingers that are grabbing his pants are already twisted and distorted, which is enough to prove that he is in extreme suffering and pain.
But soon, Commissioner Huang typed four words without any hesitation.
"Let's talk about it tonight."
"OK."
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After sending the text message, Commissioner Huang put away his cell phone and grinned in embarrassment.
Oh, oh, this has nothing to do with me. Anyway, it’s fine if it’s not the eldest lady’s.
I really can't save other people. After all, they are short of money. They are really short of money. Even a big guy like me knows that my financial situation is really tight, so...
Ahem, Loli Chu, well, although she is quite cute, this correspondent has no interest in her. After all, I am really not a lolita fan.
So, Qianqian, I think she won’t mind if I use your fatness to make some extra money, right? At worst, I’ll buy you some more lollipops. After all, wool comes from sheep. Uh, why does it feel a bit awkward?
Not human...
But there is no other way. If I don’t do some crooked things, how can I clean the dishes? How many lifetimes will it take me to clean a house?
Qianqian, I'm sorry, why are you so annoying? For the sake of the seniors and the eldest lady, please sacrifice yourself.
At this time, Commissioner Huang raised his head slightly and thought seriously.
By the way, do you want to get Chu Zifeng to join the team?
If I guessed correctly, he already knows the nature of a scumbag. When he learned that he could get his lovely sister's fat, I expected him to agree immediately, right? And he would only be given half of the fat afterward.