Dragging a woven bag weighing dozens of kilograms in his hand, Huang Xiaobei was like the poor trackers in "Volga Trackers", dragging his love gift package and walking desperately.
But as soon as he reached the lobby on the first floor of the hotel, Huang Xiaobei sat down on the ground tiredly.
Dropping the woven bag in his hand on the ground, Huang Xiaobei leaned against the woven bag, wiping the sweat from his forehead and breathing heavily.
"This, this damn thing is too, too heavy. Even if I bought a lollipop worth 600 yuan, it wouldn't be so heavy, right? No, no, no, no. I can't rest. I'm working harder and dragging.
Just get to the elevator."
After finally standing up, Huang Xiaobei gritted his teeth and dragged the woven bag directly to the elevator.
"Come on, one, two, three, let's go...go on, you ass, go...there must be more than just 600 yuan lollipops in here."
As soon as he held the woven bag, Huang Xiaobei felt golden flowers popping up in front of his eyes, and the bits and pieces in his mouth also popped out.
"You were able to hear Qianqian's cry last night. Why can't you give me the skills of a strong man today? Mom, none of your superpowers are reliable."
After complaining about his superpower which had never been reliable, Huang Xiaobei still had to continue to drag out his love gift package, and at the same time he raised his head and thought about it in his mind.
By the way, should I ask Brother Maozi for help? He should be able to help me carry my things to Qianqian’s door, right? But... well, forget it, what if that scumbag Chu Zifeng finds out about me?
Shopping for his sister, this guy might come out with a knife and have sex with me at night.
Forget it, it’s better to ask for help from others than to ask for yourself. Do it by yourself.
Just as Huang Xiaobei was dragging the woven bag towards the elevator with all his strength, he saw the fifth master and the seventh master returning to the hotel through the back door of the hotel, talking and laughing.
"Today's wave of fish is really good, and we can actually catch such a big yellow croaker."
"Let's go take a look tomorrow. It will probably take two days for this wave of fish to leave."
Seeing the blue beach clothes on the fifth and seventh masters, the beach hats on their heads, and the fishing rods and fishing rods in their hands, Huang Xiaobei was stunned and shouted to the fifth and seventh masters.
"Fifth Master, Seventh Master, where have you two been today?"
Fifth and seventh masters stopped trying to go upstairs.
Turning to look at Huang Xiaobei, Master Qi laughed at that moment, "Hey, who did you ask to be beaten? Besides, did you just come back from picking up garbage?"
Huang Xiaobei touched the bandage on his head awkwardly, "Well, um, I, I have a little something to do."
Fifth Master, who was not very talkative, raised the fish bucket in his hand and said, "Lao Qi and I went fishing. Do you want to come and see the fish we caught?"
Huang Xiaobei ran to the fifth master's side in a hurry.
"Okay, okay."
The fifth and seventh masters also proudly opened the lid of their fish bucket and let Huang Xiaobei take a good look at their harvest today.
Turning my attention to Wu Ye Qi Ye's fish bucket, I saw at first glance that the entire fish bucket was almost full, and there were many big fish jumping lively.
Not to mention, the fifth and seventh masters are really powerful. There are all kinds of fish in the bucket, big and small, and the biggest yellow croaker is almost as big as his feet.
Huang Xiaobei said with a smile.
"Fifth Master and Seventh Master, I never thought you could fish. These fish look really fresh. Can you leave two for me to make soup later?"
As the fifth master spoke, he picked up a big one and five small ones for Huang Xiaobei and asked him to take them back and make soup by himself.
The seventh master said very proudly.
"How's it going? Lao Wu and I are good, right? Don't brag. We are the best in terms of fishing skills in the entire gang. Does Uncle Sun know? It's the Master Sun you talk about. His skills are the worst. Sometimes
You can’t catch any fish even if you sit on the beach for a whole day.”
"Really, Master Sun is such a waste? He can't even fish? That's such a waste, not as good as you two." Huang Xiaobei happily laughed with Master Qi that Master Sun's fishing skills were too good.
rotten.
Huang Xiaobei asked with a smile as he looked at the fishing rod in Master Qi's hand, which he knew was a good thing at first glance.
"Master Qi, your fishing rod should be quite expensive, right?"
Master Qi held the black and gold fishing rod in his hand and said very proudly.
"Well, let me tell you, kid, I spent 100,000 yuan to buy this fishing rod from abroad. It is said that some people have used it to catch sharks."
Huang Xiaobei was surprised.
"Can you catch sharks? Then this fishing rod looks really good."
Stepping on the big slippers on their feet, the fifth and seventh masters did not want to talk to Huang Xiaobei anymore. After putting all the fish in the fish bucket into the freezer in the kitchen, they were going to go back and take a bath and rest.
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"Okay, you can go ahead and pick up your rags. Lao Wu and I have to go back to watch the game."
As the fifth and seventh masters spoke, they walked side by side to the kitchen.
Huang Xiaobei waved his hand towards Fifth and Seventh Masters, "Then I won't disturb you watching the game. Fifth and Seventh Masters should take a rest early."
"Go pick up your rags."
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head in embarrassment.
After subconsciously taking a look at the fishing rod worth 100,000 yuan in Master Qi's hand, Commissioner Huang sighed and turned back to continue dragging his woven bag.
Commissioner Huang walked slowly towards his big woven bag and couldn't help but talk about Qi Ye's fishing rod.
"Shark, a fishing rod that can catch sharks? Is it so... Well, wait, this seems, it seems..."
Turning back silently, Huang Xiaobei looked at the fishing rod held by the fifth and seventh masters.
After staring at the fishing rod for a long time, a light suddenly flashed in Huang Xiaobei's eyes.
What a genius I am!
"Hey, Fifth Master and Seventh Master, please don't leave yet."
Huang Xiaobei hurriedly called out to the Fifth Master and the Seventh Master, then quickly ran behind the two of them and said cheerfully.
"Um, Fifth Master and Seventh Master, please don't leave yet. I'll discuss something with you and your two elders?"
The fifth and seventh masters looked at him at the same time.
"what's up?"
Huang Xiaobei pointed to the fishing rods in their hands with a smile on his face, and said rather embarrassedly, "Well, do you think you can lend me your fishing rods?"
As soon as these words came out, the fifth master and the seventh master couldn't help but look at each other, and they said with strange expressions on their faces.
"What do you want a fishing rod for?"
Huang Xiaobei rubbed his hands and smiled.
"Fishing something."
Master Qi widened his eyes.
"Why do we have something to fish in the hotel?"
Huang Xiaobei smiled honestly, and the smile on his face was unpretentious.
"Hey, I'm fishing for a lolita."
"What?"
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At the corner of the stairs on the 18th floor, all the way to Qianqian's room, every five steps, you can see a lollipop as big as a palm on the ground, extending gradually to the stairs like a road sign.
Of course, compared to the road signs, the lollipops on the ground seemed more like some kind of trap.
And in front of the corner of the stairs on the 18th floor, there is a giant lollipop about the same size as a human head!
It is worth mentioning that the extra-large lollipop is also tied with a thin fishing line, a fishing line that is difficult to notice even if you get closer.
Needless to say, all this is of course the work of Commissioner Huang.
Well, he is really going to start fishing for lolita.
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Holding the fishing rod in his hand, Huang Xiaobei hid behind the corner of the stairs on the 18th floor, waiting for his prey to take the bait.
Poking his head out to take a look at his own arrangement, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but marvel at his genius idea.
Mom, you really get what you want! Hahaha, now it’s better, I don’t have to carry things to Qianqian’s room so tiredly anymore, I can just fish her to the first floor!
Ah ha ha ha, this correspondent is really a genius.
After secretly setting up his loli fishing scene, Huang Xiaobei was hiding behind the corner of the corridor, comfortably touching the expensive fishing rod in his hand, with a treacherous smile on his face.
Genius, really, can only be described as genius.
I would like to ask, besides the genius of this special commissioner, could anyone else come up with such a brilliant idea? Haha, no, absolutely not.
Commissioner Huang held the fishing rod and sat leisurely behind the corner of the stairs. While waiting for the little loli to take the bait, he did not forget to brag about himself.
Looking at the fishing rod that he finally begged from Master Qi, Commissioner Huang was filled with emotion.
Oops, how should I put it, although I really don’t want Qianqian to know that this is an apology gift I bought for her. After all, doing good deeds without leaving their name is what I always advocate.
But what if she thinks those gifts are from her scumbag brother? Isn’t that special correspondent just a wedding dress for others?
Therefore, this special correspondent must give her some appropriate reminders.
Commissioner Huang snapped his fingers triumphantly.
The woven bag is placed on the first floor, and it is very close to the basement dormitory. In this way, when Qianqian sees the gift again, she will definitely not think that it is a gift bag prepared for herself by her perverted brother, but will instead go to the gift bag.
Think of the special correspondent!
Well, and she didn’t dare to confirm it yet!
Commissioner Huang smiled slyly.
That's right, that's right, that's it. What I want is this feeling of being in the fog!
Hehehe, I just want that little loli to secretly doubt in her heart, but the result is not yet certain, and she can only feel annoyed all by herself!
What should I do if she comes to ask me? Hahahaha, it would be better to ask me. I don’t say anything, I just show an incomprehensible smile and let that little brat continue to hurt his little brain!
Oops, Huang Xiaobei, you are so bad. Do you really like to make that little kid worry so much? That’s right, that’s it!
I want her to pay for what she said to me this morning. I want her to see what kind of kind and caring senior this special commissioner is!
Of course, the most crucial point.
Commissioner Huang picked his nose.
"That woven bag is really too heavy. I'm really too lazy to carry it, so I'll let that little loli go get it downstairs. Besides, I'm not a courier, so why should I deliver it to her door?
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It's nine o'clock now. If nothing unexpected happens, Qianqian should be playing in the eldest lady's room. Well, she won't come out until about ten o'clock.
It just so happens that I am taking advantage of this hour or so to imagine what will happen next.
Commissioner Huang touched his chin and began to simulate the incident in his mind very deeply and professionally.
If there are no accidents, when Qianqian comes out of the eldest lady's room around ten o'clock, the little loli will see the lollipops all over the floor. According to the way she likes to eat lollipops, she must have eaten them as soon as she saw them.
The lollipops on the ground will be picked up one after another.
And seeing the lollipops all over the floor, the little loli will definitely say happily.
"Wow, there are so many lollipops. Santa Claus must have given them gifts. Oh, I love them so much."
What next? Then she will pick it up one after another until she reaches the corner of the stairs, until finally she sees the biggest lollipop, which is the bait of this special agent!
Well, that's when the special agent's plan to catch lolita begins.
Commissioner Huang rubbed his hands and said with a smile.
As soon as she touches the lollipop, our correspondent will immediately close the call!
Watching the lollipop she was about to get run away would definitely make her angry to death! And according to the little loli's temper, she would definitely run after the lollipop.
In this way, the special correspondent fished her all the way until she reached the first floor, where she saw the big gift package prepared by the special correspondent for her!
Well, after seeing the big gift package, this little kid will probably be so brain-burning that he can’t sleep well for dozens of days, and he may also blame himself for being unable to sleep well for dozens of days.
Hahaha, perfect!
Oops, even though I wanted to apologize to her, for some reason, when I thought about that little brat not being able to sleep well because of blaming herself, I felt so happy that I wanted to fly to the sky!
After simulating the incident in his mind, Huang Xiaobei nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, not bad, that's it."
After saying that, Huang Xiaobei looked at Karl squatting in front of him and said with a smile.
"Am I right?"
Carl licked the lollipop and nodded.
Before Commissioner Huang could react, looking at Karl who was squatting in front of him and eating a lollipop, Commissioner Huang asked very normally, "How is my plan? Is it very good? Besides, the lollipop is good
Do you want to eat?”
Karl licked the lollipop and smiled, "That's a good plan. Also, senior, although I don't like sweet things, this lollipop tastes really good."
"That's right, this is what the special commissioner spent... Where did I let you eat it! Where the hell did you come from!!" (To be continued)