"Absolutely. By the way, why don't we go to the eldest lady's place to make a report?"
After Lao Wei and Tang Seng discussed how to spend money, they began to think about this issue seriously.
After all, Huang Xiaobei was going to commit suicide, and they didn't want to be implicated by him.
Huang Xiaobei on the side almost broke his teeth, especially listening to the muttering of the two out-of-stock items, the special correspondent really wanted to die.
Damn it, this is called a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not recognizing a good heart!
What the hell is wrong with me? Don’t I just want to apologize to Jiaqianqian?
Although the Chu scumbag is the most outrageous in the whole thing, but for the sake of my own conscience, can’t I spend money to buy peace of mind?
You don’t have to hear those voices, and your conscience is not uneasy!
Shaking a piece of Changbaishan that had been secretly opened in his hand, Huang Xiaobei yelled at Weslin in an evil voice.
"Old Wei, I don't have enough money in my pocket, please lend me some money to buy things!"
Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Does your behavior sound like borrowing money? It's obvious that you want to rob it."
The client, Lao Wei, smiled bitterly and said, "Xiao Bei, it's okay to borrow money. I won't say anything if you don't pay it back. But," Lao Wei swallowed silently, "but I'm mainly worried that the eldest lady will think of me as you."
An accomplice."
Tang Monk kindly pulled Lao Wei's sleeve and reminded him in a low voice, "Don't borrow it, you don't want to wash the dishes with us, do you?"
"Well, what you said makes sense, so let's just pretend that we can't hear or see him. This will prevent him from having a harem."
Huang Xiaobei was completely enraged. He suddenly sat up from the bed, holding a piece of Changbai Mountain in his hand, pointed at Tang Monk Weslin and yelled.
"Can you two be normal? How many times have I told you that I am really not a lolita fan! I really have no interest in that lolita. Why do you just..."
"Bah." A box of Changbaishan cigarettes fell out from the unopened cigarette sticks.
Looking at the cigarette falling at his feet, Lao Wei kindly reminded, "You dropped the cigarette."
But all he got in exchange was Commissioner Huang's cannibalistic eyes.
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Staring at the box of Changbaishan that fell on the ground, Huang Xiaobei slowly squinted his eyes.
Holding the Changbai Mountain in front of his eyes, Huang Xiaobei discovered that the newly purchased cigarette had been secretly opened by someone unknowingly. The most important thing was that two full boxes were missing from it!
Commissioner Huang took a deep breath.
Okay, okay, now let’s put aside the matter of buying gifts for Qianqian and explaining that I really have no idea of starting a harem. Let’s deal with this matter first. You must know that this matter is much more important than anything else at the moment.
ah!
Raising his head slightly and staring at the two innocent people in front of him, Commissioner Huang's expression turned gloomy.
"Did you two steal my cigarettes? Why are there two boxes missing!"
Old Wei Tang Monk suddenly showed a confused expression.
"Are you here to have fun? We were all standing at the table just now. Who stole your cigarette?"
Commissioner Huang pointed at Tang Seng and Wei Silin, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was going to hit them.
"You two brought it to me, or believe it or not I will slap you two!"
Tang Seng and Wei Silin looked at me and I looked at you. They were really confused.
"What's wrong with you!"
Seeing that these two bastards were clenching so tightly and pretending to be so similar? Without saying a word, Huang Xiaobei jumped off the bed, rolled up his sleeves and went straight to Tang Monk Weslin.
"Damn it, you are so bold in stealing things, are you going to take them? If you don't, I will beat you to death!"
Facing the unreasonable Commissioner Huang, Lao Wei, who had a fairly good temper, also had an angry look on his face.
"Xiao Bei, are you feeling uncomfortable tonight?"
Elder Tang simply rolled up his sleeves and jumped on the table.
"Well done, this grandson deserves a beating tonight! Come on, come on, we must fight the boss tonight!"
"Give me back the cigarette, I still have money! You dare to resist, damn, I won't lend you money tonight, I'll just rob it!"
"Kill this shameless guy!!"
"Just kick him in the face!"
"Hand over the cigarettes and money!!"
"Hey hey hey, don't pull my hair!"
"Huang Xiaobei, if you are a human being, please remove your hand from digging into my eyes."
"You two locked my neck, what did I say!"
"Grandma can't be reasoned with anymore, let's fight her!"
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Listening to the sound of a group fight coming from the bedroom next door, Wang Erming sat quietly on the bed, smoked the Changbai Mountain in his hand, and said with a smile.
"Yueyue, thank you."
"Just don't be angry."
"You weren't discovered by them just now, were you? Be careful, your invisibility can't touch anyone."
"Know it."
"Bang bang bang!"
At this moment, the sound of tables, chairs and benches being overturned, the sound of beds being smashed, and the sound of humans hugging each other and rolling on the ground came from behind the thin wall.
"Give me back the cigarette!"
"You are so uncomfortable!"
"go to hell!!"
Accompanied by the screams of fighting next door, Wang Erming, who was sitting on the bed and leaning against the wall, comfortably exhaled a large mouthful of thick smoke.
"Life."
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That night, a two-hour martial arts competition was held in the dormitory. The three eldest brothers started a martial arts competition with a good mood of beating anyone to death if they could.
After the game, the three eldest brothers with bruises and bruises all said: They didn't play well tonight and they didn't show their strength. We will continue tomorrow night. Anyway, in one sentence, either find the lost cigarette or beat him to death.
Establish your authority and see who is the boss!
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the next day.
Because the eldest lady is still studying her roasted suckling pig, and it seems that she will continue to study it for a few days, Huang Xiaobei and the others have not been poisoned all day today.
The demon party didn't come looking for trouble, they were probably preparing for the competition.
It seems that Mr. Dao is still discussing the name change with the owner of Yunhai Hotel. Karl is also negotiating with him. Commissioner Huang also made a rare trip to the hotel today to buy an apology gift for Qianqian.
The day passed so uneventfully. Of course, the three eldest brothers did not speak to each other all day long.
Well, they are probably still angry.
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eight pm.
Huang Xiaobei, who had two black eyes on his face, bruises all over his body, and a white bandage on his head, was sitting sadly beside the bed in the dormitory.
The special correspondent, who looked like a wounded man, was holding his chin and staring at the large dark green woven bag on the ground with a sad expression.
Here are the things he went out to buy for Qianqian this afternoon, not much, a lollipop worth 600 yuan, the same small slippers and small panties, plus a pair of clothes that Commissioner Huang bought with his unique straight male vision.
A bright red tracksuit...
Well, I have to say, that outfit looks like something a fifty-year-old woman would wear when doing a square dance.
After buying the things, Huang Xiaobei calculated that these things cost him nearly fifteen hundred yuan in total. The special correspondent almost fainted from heartache.
Of course, he paid more than three hundred of his own money, and all the remaining money was stolen from Lao Wei.
Otherwise, what do you think the bandage on the head is about? How can you get more than a thousand yuan without any blood?
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Currently, staring at the big woven bag on the ground, Commissioner Huang is thinking about how to give these things to Qianqian.
To be honest, he wanted Qianqian to know that this was the apology gift package he bought for her, but on the other hand, he didn't want her to know because he always felt that he was a bit embarrassed about his face.
While he was thinking about it, he saw Lao Wei, who had a plaster on his arm and messy hair, pushed open the dormitory door and returned to the dormitory with a gloomy face.
Huang Xiaobei saw Lao Wei coming back from the hospital after putting on a plaster cast. To be fair, he also knew that he went a little too far last night, so Commissioner Huang took the initiative to smile and wave to Lao Wei, "Is it nothing serious?"
Lao Wei sat back on the bed without saying a word.
After a while, Lao Wei gritted his teeth and said, "It's nothing serious, it's just that my arm was almost broken!"
Huang Xiaobei grinned, pointing to the bandage on his forehead and said, "I asked you both to have sex. You both suffered concussions and both of your eyes were black. What did I say?"
Just as Lao Wei was about to speak, unexpectedly, Tang Seng, who was on crutches, also limped back to the dormitory.
As soon as he entered the room, Tang Seng shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Didn't we fight enough? Why don't we continue tonight? I have a weapon in my hand this time. Don't say that I bully you two!"
Elder Tang raised the crutch in his left hand so hard that he almost fell to death...
The basement dormitory at this moment looks like a field hospital.
Either one has a plaster on his arm, another has a bandage on his head, and one has to use crutches to walk.
The three eldest brothers were looking at each other gloomily at the moment, and they seemed to be still trying to learn from each other.
I have to say that the three eldest brothers were really cruel, and the injuries on their bodies did not look like they were inflicted by their own people. You must know that the first time Karl saw them this morning, he was startled, and then he hurriedly asked
.
"Are the demons here again?"
When he learned that the injury was accidentally caused by the three brothers' martial arts competition last night, the expression on Karl's face became profound and complicated.
At that moment, Karl wanted to ask, how much hatred do you have? Can you carry out such a heavy blow?
Commissioner Huang said at that time that because we lost two boxes of cigarettes, it was necessary to compare our martial arts skills. Well, the two boxes of cigarettes were indeed worth the price.
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Touching the bandage on his forehead that had turned red, Huang Xiaobei let out a long sigh.
"Actually, it's okay for us to fight occasionally. After all, we are communicating feelings, but we should do less of this kind of thing in the future. Lao Wei, you are so bald. Can I pay for the medical expenses for you two?"
Lao Wei suddenly stood up.
"I was the one who paid the bill!!"
Huang Xiaobei waved his hands repeatedly.
"When I sell the bath water, I'll pay you back all the money I owe you, okay? Really, my body can't bear the beatings like this every day."
Lao Wei sighed, held up his left hand and said, "Forget it, just give me back the money you paid for the things. Let's talk about the rest..."
Huang Xiaobei held Wei Silin's left hand sincerely and said, "Old Wei, although you like to flatter and pretend to be a grandson, and you have a habit of dressing up as a woman, you are really a good person."
Lao Wei asked Huang Xiaobei to die as far as he could.
Tang Seng stared at the big woven bag on the ground, leaning on his crutch and said, "This is what you bought for that child? Then why don't you give it to her quickly?"
Hearing this, Huang Xiaobei looked at the two of them bitterly.
"Can you two help me come up with an idea? Actually, I don't really want Qianqian to know that this is the apology gift I bought for her, but, I kind of thought, you should have seen her today, right? Her eyes are red.
, it looks like he cried last night."
Thinking of the way he saw Qianqian this morning, the expression on Huang Xiaobei's face became much duller.
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"What do you want to do again? Do you still want to steal my things? Oh, oh, oh, go to hell, you bastard!"
Qianqian, who was originally going to cook roast suckling pig with the eldest lady, saw her again, her eyes turned red again, she cried and threw the frying spoon in her hand at him, then turned around and ran away crying.
Huang Xiaobei, who wanted to apologize, couldn't say a word and could only look at the little Loli who ran away crying.
What made him even more embarrassed was that the eldest lady who used to laugh when she saw him gave him a cold face for the second time!
I have to say that the eldest lady not smiling at herself is really the scariest thing in the world.
It also made Commissioner Huang feel from the bottom of his heart that he was a bastard and not a human being. Although most of the benefits were swallowed up by Chu Zifeng, you can't be conscientious with scum, right? So you can't say that you are a good person.
Long life, harm will last for thousands of years...
Commissioner Huang patted his cheek with a headache and sighed deeply, "I hate seeing girls cry the most, and they bullied her into crying, so do you think I should let her know?"
Tang Seng finally showed a bit of an enlightened monk.
"Why should you care about what she thinks? Just know it in your heart. Besides, in her eyes, we are not good people. As long as you do it yourself and make your conscience comfortable, that's all."
After finishing his words, Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin looked at Tang Seng at the same time.
"Are you really bald? Your style doesn't look like that at all."
"roll!"
"Hey, this is the right style of painting."
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After much thought and hesitation, Huang Xiaobei decided not to tell Qianqian.
Nothing else. Although that little kid looks fierce, she is still relatively innocent. Well, let her think this is a Christmas gift given to her by Santa Claus.
Although it's only summer now...
Dragging the big woven bag on the ground, Huang Xiaobei was going to give Qianqian a gift. Commissioner Huang thought very well. He threw the gift at the door and ran away immediately. It was perfect.
"Hey, these lollipops are quite heavy. If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought so many."
A total of 600 yuan worth of lollipops. You can imagine how much Huang Xiaobei bought. How many lollipops did it cost?
Without dragging the woven bag, Huang Xiaobei happily greeted Lao Wei and Tang Seng who were sitting on the bed.
"Hey, hey, two big brothers, do you two dare to help me?"
Lao Wei silently raised his plastered right hand, and Tang Seng silently raised the crutch in his hand.
Then the two of them sat by the bed, holding cigarettes in their mouths, waiting to see how Huang Xiaobei would drag this big bag of things out of the dormitory.
Looking at the two wounded people and their injuries, Huang Xiaobei gave up the idea of letting them help.
At the same time, I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart.
If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so ruthless. I can handle such a heavy thing alone... Speaking of which, it has nothing to do with me. During the melee, it was indeed the two of them who pushed me to the ground and kicked me.
But then, for some reason, the three of us hugged each other and rolled around. In the end, we didn’t even remember who we were beating. As soon as we closed our eyes, we started beating whoever we grabbed.
"You two should take your time here to recuperate. This special commissioner is going to do some things that humans should do."
Turning around helplessly, Huang Xiaobei put the woven bag on his shoulders like Santa Claus, and was about to give warmth to the little Lolita.
Don't worry, the special correspondent is not a Maozi brother, and he definitely does not have the strength to carry something weighing dozens of kilograms on his shoulders.
He still turned around, dragging his woven bag with him, and struggled to walk out of the dormitory.
Looking at Huang Xiaobei's back, Lao Wei and Tang Seng commented while smoking.
"Doesn't the figure of his back dragging things look familiar to you?"
"A rag picker, right?"
"Haha, I guess Xiaobei still thinks that he looks like Santa Claus now. Look at the proud smile on his face, but you don't know that he looks like a rag picker."
Elder Tang shouted at the top of his lungs, "I said, can't you buy a better bag to put it in? How can you put something worth more than a thousand yuan in a broken woven bag like this?"
Commissioner Huang immediately cursed angrily.
"Fart, you can buy the bags for free!"
"So you look like a rag picker."
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After Huang Xiaobei finally dragged the woven bag away, Tang Seng made an evaluation of him.
"This guy is a bit picky, but sometimes he is quite generous."
"So I'm quite willing to be friends with him. He can take care of small things like eating, drinking, and having sex to the extreme. But if we get into a car accident one day, I guess he can immediately spend all his wealth."
Tang Seng nodded, then the two of them sat together and looked at each other.