Chapter 7 The Buddha said that you should not give money when you eat
Standing in a modern city with row upon row of high-rise buildings.
Although Elder Tang was still angry, looking at the world that was different from what it was a thousand years ago, Elder Tang still couldn't help but smile.
"Although I was driven down to the mortal world by that old bald donkey Tathagata, it's not bad. Once you come, you'll be at ease, let alone this mortal world..."
Looking at a beautiful girl in a miniskirt walking past him, Tang Monk was so excited that his eyes were full of those two long white legs.
"Ahem," he withdrew his gaze. Tang Seng looked up at the tall buildings around him, touched his belly, and smacked his tongue: "Since we have all been driven down by that old bald donkey Tathagata, it's time for a holiday.
Let’s go, take a good look at the changes in this mortal world, and find a place to eat by the way. We’ll talk about it when we’ve had enough fun.”
In the bustling modern city, a bald donkey wandered towards a luxury hotel not far away.
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"Welcome, master, who are you?"
Walking into a relatively high-end hotel, Tang Seng sat at the dining table in a swaggering manner. The hotel waiter hurriedly came to entertain him.
After shaking his monk's robe, Elder Tang changed his previous attitude of being generous and sat in the splendid hall. He clasped his hands and looked at the waiter with a very kind smile on his face.
To be honest, if this dear fellow didn't say anything, he would still look like an eminent monk.
"I'm just a poor monk. Also, don't you know what delicious food you have here?" Elder Tang asked very kindly.
Out of respect for the monk, the waiter introduced various vegetarian dishes to Tang Monk very respectfully. The main reason was that Tang Monk's appearance was too deceiving, especially the Jinlan cassock he was wearing. At first glance, it was not an ordinary object.
of eminent monks.
The waiter was very considerate and introduced to Elder Tang the special vegetarian dishes of their hotel, such as vegetarian three delicacies, fried vegetarian noodles, delicious vegetarian fish, etc., all kinds of varieties.
After Elder Tang listened, the old god nodded calmly, and then said easily: "Well, not bad, give me a chicken."
"Okay, here's one for you..."
"Master, what did you say?" The waiter looked like he had seen a ghost.
Tang Monk frowned and said, "Bring me a roast chicken, a pork elbow with sauce, and a roast leg of lamb if you have any. I'll call you if there's not enough wine in the pot."
The waiter was dumbfounded. He stared at Elder Tang for a long time, then nodded blankly, "Okay, you, please wait a moment."
Soon, a table of meat and vegetables was placed on the table. You can see that when the dishes were served, Elder Tang's first reaction was to swallow silently and then rub his hands.
The waiter standing next to him also realized what it means to have a stream of water flying down three thousand feet, and the spectacular scene of eating without using hands, which is not even called eating.
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After a delicious meal, there were only empty plates and chicken bones left on the table, and even the soup had been licked clean. The waiter standing next to him looked frightened, fearing that the master had even chewed the plate.
"Oh, not bad, not bad. Not only has the world changed a lot, but even the food tastes much better than before." After eating, Tang Monk stood with a toothpick in his mouth and touched his belly comfortably.
Got up.
The waiter hurriedly greeted him and said with a smile: "Master, are you done eating?"
"Eat, eat, good, the food is very delicious. Thank you to the donor for the hospitality. I am very grateful. See you later." With that, Tang Monk went out of the door minding his own business.
Seeing that the master still refused to mention the meal money, the waiter quickly stood in front of him and said with some embarrassment: "Master, after you have eaten, shouldn't you give me the meal money?"
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Unexpectedly, when he heard the word "meal money", the originally kind-hearted Master Tripitaka suddenly became full of gangster anger!
With a straight face and a twisted mouth, Elder Tang showed an extremely fierce and disbelieving expression and said: "What? Food money? How dare you ask me for food money?!"
Tang Seng, who was more than 1.8 meters tall, turned his face and spit out the toothpick, and cursed: "Grandma, how dare you ask me for food money? You are so tired of living, aren't you! Do you even know who I am? What the hell are you doing?
Do you know what I do? If you make me angry, I will demolish your restaurant. Get out! I have never heard of meal money in my life!"
The waiter was so frightened by the rogue Tang Seng in front of him that he backed away repeatedly.
Oh my god, who is this person? Why does he change his attitude so quickly? Why is he so confident even though he is a freeloader?
"Master, you have to give money to eat. If you don't give me money, I can't explain it." The waiter almost cried because of the fierce Tang Monk.
At this moment, Tang Seng also came back to his senses, with an apologetic look on his face.
No, I was so used to eating Bawang meals in the past that I forgot what my identity is now.
"Well, don't be afraid. I don't know how to pay for the food. Who is this poor monk? Can he do such a wicked thing?" As he said this, Tang Seng glanced around with his peripheral vision. Soon he saw
At the dining table not far away, a middle-aged man took out a few pieces of red paper from his arms, then bowed with a smile from the waiter, and left the hotel chatting and laughing with his female companion.
Elder Tang knew what he was doing, and without saying a word, he put his right hand behind his back, "Brush," and a stack of Mao Zedong appeared in his hand out of thin air.
In the astonished eyes of the waiter, Elder Tang slapped the money on the waiter's face in an arrogant manner, "The extra silver will be a tip for you," and then he picked up the monk's robe and turned to leave.
Just like that, the mouth is still broken.
"Damn it, I worked so hard to learn from them back then, and yet you dared to ask me for money after eating their meal? Ah! What the hell! I was really blind back then, so I saved you bastards."
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In Daleiyin Temple.
The Buddha looked at what Tang Monk did in the mirror and couldn't help but sigh, "This evil disciple really doesn't make people worry."
After that, Tathagata pointed, and a ray of golden light flew into Tang Monk's body in the mirror image transformed by magic power.
"From now on, you can only use your magic once every seven days."
"Jin Chan, don't waste all your hard work as a teacher. You lost to me last time, but this time... I just hope that what the old man said is not true. Even so, this poor monk has a clear conscience.
Already."
Looking at Tang Monk who looked like a bandit when he walked in the mirror, Buddha closed his eyes and chanted the Buddha's name in a low voice.
"Amitabha."
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As night fell, Tang Seng, who had been wandering around the city for a whole day, had no idea that he could no longer use his magic power. He only knew that he was hungry and it was time to eat.
Arriving in front of a building that was more than twenty stories high, Tang Monk looked at the big characters on it and nodded.
"Tianlong Hotel, um, not bad, I'll eat here tonight." (To be continued)