"Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true! Today is a..."
After picking up the phone, Huang Xiaobei picked up his teeth without even looking at it, and said, "Miss, what do you want to do if you don't sleep so late?"
The next second, an eerie voice came from the other end of the phone, "Dark wings cover the earth, and the catastrophe of the world is about to come. Brave little Huang M, are you willing to sign a contract with me and become Mahou Shaju? In addition, I
I’m not the lovely Miss Yiyi, I’m the messenger of Satan, and I’m not the beautiful and lovely girl Yiyi (￣▽￣)~*.”
Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes fiercely because of the hilarious lines on the phone.
I knew that the eldest lady had a bit of chubby disease, but I didn't expect it to be so serious.
"Miss, you're just kidding. Is Satan from the studio next door coming to the magical girl world to make a guest appearance? Also, can you stop suffering from chuunibyou this late at night? Why don't we go save the world tomorrow?
"
A cute and cute voice quickly sounded on the other end of the phone, "Hey, Huang Xiao M, why can you recognize my voice? They obviously have a voice changer."
Haha, not to mention that your Huang Xiao M sentence exposed your identity from the beginning. Besides yourself and Mr. Chu, who else can praise you so madly?
The most important thing is that you seem to be the only one who knows my mobile phone number!
"Okay, okay, now that Huang Xiao M has discovered it, I'll tell you straight away. Huang Xiao M, I'm in trouble. If you don't come to help me, I might, I might die? (;
′Д｀?)." The eldest lady said pitifully on the other end of the phone.
Commissioner Huang almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
You won’t die so easily!
By the way, Miss, you have super powers. I think even if Karl and the others die, you can still live strong in this world!
Another difficulty... When he thought of this very familiar word, Commissioner Huang rolled his eyes again.
You still want to trick me into feeding the dog, right?! Mom, I won’t fall for your trick again!
It's no wonder that Huang Xiaobei had such a big reaction when he heard the words "difficulties" mentioned by the eldest lady. It was actually because the so-called difficulties of the eldest lady were usually rather deceptive.
For example, the eldest lady had the same tone a few days ago, saying that she had encountered very serious difficulties. If you didn't come to help me, she might die sadly, and she might even kill you before she died.
Drag them down together.
It's typical to have someone to support you when you die.
Well, Commissioner Huang was a little scared at the time, so he quickly asked the eldest lady what happened, but after he listened to the eldest lady's description, Commissioner Huang's face was covered with black lines.
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It turned out that that afternoon, Miss Yiyi happened to see a white stray dog outside the hotel. Well, you must know that pets are generally more lethal to girls. The cute Miss Yiyi
So does the lady.
Looking at the white stray dog walking slowly in front of her, little stars suddenly appeared in Miss Yiyi's two big eyes.
"Wow, what a cute little dog. Come here and let me hug you."
It was a very normal opening statement, and what happened next was similar to what the people imagined. The eldest lady squatted on the ground, excitedly stretched out her little hand to greet the white stray dog not far away, but unfortunately, that little white native dog was probably a
Proud.
Hearing the call from behind, the stray dog raised his head proudly, glanced at the eldest lady proudly, and then walked away very proudly.
Before leaving, he swung his hind legs, probably meaning "How can stupid humans touch my noble figure."
Huang Xiaobei posted a comment after listening to Miss Yiyi's description.
"This dog really deserves a beating."
But in the eyes of the eldest lady, the dog's leg-flailing action is simply the cutest thing in the world. Although the dog refuses to let her touch the meat ball, which is too much, it doesn't matter.
Yes, it really doesn't matter, because the white stray dog took less than three steps before Miss Yiyi ran back to the hotel. When she came back, her arms were full of food.
"Don't leave, dog. Sister, there is delicious food here."
Abalone, grilled shrimp, chicken legs, lamb chops, oysters and foie gras, and other feasts, Miss Yiyi took them all and fed them to the proud white stray dog.
When Commissioner Huang learned the news, he banged his head against the wall. At the same time, with tears streaming down his face, Commissioner Huang broke down and shouted to the sky, "Prodigal son, Miss, you are such a prodigal son! You have such a good thing!"
You actually feed it to dogs? I haven’t eaten it a few times!”
If Commissioner Huang had been present at the time, we do not rule out the possibility that he would have rushed up to grab the food from the dog. He might even have had a fight with the dog over a chicken leg.
The proud white stray dog smelled the aroma of the food and walked back with proud steps. However, the eyes he looked at the eldest lady were still so high and high, and even the dog's head was raised high. He was so proud that he couldn't help it.
Huang Xiaobei only found out later that although this white stray dog was not big, and it was not a precious breed, it was just the most common Chinese pastoral dog, and it was caught in large numbers in rural areas. It was just the white hair on its body.
It seems to be quite pure, but because no one has bathed it all year round, it is dirty and there is nothing special about it.
But as the saying goes, people cannot be judged by their appearance, and the same is true for dogs.
Although this dog looks ordinary, it is a well-known dog king in the area near the hotel. It bullies private dogs passing by on weekdays. It is said that more than once someone saw it, and the large private dog it bullied later took the initiative to treat it.
The scene of holding something delicious in your mouth and showing respect to it.
Not to mention Erha, even Alaska has been bullied by it several times. What's more, I have witnessed a huge pit bull being bitten by a small white native dog and running away, screaming in agony.
This shows how powerful this dog is in combat.
Starting from the hotel, all the way to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China at the front, the entire commercial street is its territory.
If someone walks his dog through this street, you should either pay the toll and be respectful to him, or he will chase your dog and bite you until you and the dog are bitten out of this street.
over.
Preliminary calculations show that in a month, at least a dozen private dogs that refused to pay tolls were bitten half-disabled by it. Even large dogs such as Alaskan pit bulls were not spared, and the larger the dogs, the more dogs were bitten.
Wang Yue loves to bite, probably because he feels more accomplished when defeating an opponent who is bigger than himself.
Alas, since the arrival of this stray dog last year, it has been a direct result that it is rare to see people walking their dogs on this bustling commercial street in the city center. Even if they happen to pass by, they have to go another way, and some even teach themselves a lesson for disobedience.
When a dog is born, he will bring up the dog king to talk about things.
"If you don't take a bath obediently, I will take you for a walk in the city center tomorrow!" The frightened dogs sneaked into the bathroom, and the smart ones even turned on the nozzle with their paws.
This shows the bad reputation of this dog.
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That is to say, there are so many people who like animals now, and the dog owners are not willing to care about it. Plus, it is in the center of a big city, otherwise they would have been caught and eaten for meat.
But then again, even if someone really wanted to eat its meat, it would probably be difficult. Because this dog has a very high IQ, and if there is anything wrong with the sound of the dog, it will be difficult to catch it running or driving.
There used to be four or five dog dealers, plus some good guys who saw their puppies being bullied by it and wanted to take revenge, but fell into its hands.
It is worth mentioning that this dog not only runs fast, but is also very good at fighting in close combat. Do you know this, Flying Dragon Rider Face?
I remember that there was a dog dealer who wanted to catch it, and he almost caught it. Although the dog king managed to escape in the end, his right leg was accidentally broken by the dog dealer. This can be regarded as the only defeat of the dog king in these years.
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However, the proud dog king said that this matter is not over yet!
After recovering from his injuries, the Dog King went to take revenge without saying a word.
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Sniffing the smell, I found the place where the dog dealer lived. The dog king cleverly ambush at the door of the community where the dog dealer lived. When the dog dealer came back after stealing the dog, the dog king swooped out of the grass at the door of the community.
He went out and directly gave the dog dealer a move of Flying Dragon Riding on the face!
Yes, you read that right, it’s the Flying Dragon Riding Face!
The dog king exerted force on his hind legs and jumped up directly into the dog dealer's face. Years of fierce fighting had sharpened the dog king's sharp fangs and claws. He almost bit off the dog dealer's nose with one bite. What happened next?
He even opened his big mouth and bit the dog dealer in the face. The bite was so severe that he was rushing to kill the dog dealer.
"Damn it, where did this dog come from! Ah!! Eyes, eyes! My eyes!!"
Dog King is a more honest person, ah, no, Dog King is a more honest dog. If he bites you to death, he must bite you to death. There is no need to discuss.
No, no, no, no one can persuade you. It's useless. You must bite me to death. You must bite me to death.
Pity that dog dealer, who kills and steals dogs all the time. Unexpectedly, his boat capsized in the sewer, and he met a king of dogs who was determined to retaliate for his anger and was honest in his work...if the passers-by hadn't seen it and ran away.
If you start a fight, that dog dealer will probably be bitten to death.
Of course, the dog dealer was also sent to the hospital afterwards, and his face was basically disfigured. Well, after he came out of the hospital, he went directly to the police station.
You may not believe it, but the policeman who caught the dog dealer was bitten on his trouser legs by the dog king, and he was bitten all the way from the police station to the hospital.
After the police arrested the dog dealer, the white stray dog raised its head proudly and walked away as a crowd watched.
It has become something of an urban legend.
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After this battle, the white stray dog has completely established its dominance in the city center. Not to mention bullying the dog, it will howl several times if someone doesn't like it.
People give nicknames - the best among dogs!
But in Miss Yiyi's eyes, dogs are so scary, but they are very cute, and she really wants to hold the dog in her arms and touch its balls.
Seeing that there was delicious food, the dog king proudly came to Miss Yiyi. Looking at the food in front of him and the cute smiling girl in front of him, the dog king first lowered his head and smelled the food, but did not eat it.
Under the strange gaze of the eldest lady, the dog king stretched out his right front paw unhurriedly, and the look in his eyes when he looked at eldest lady Yiyi also changed, as if he was a high-ranking monarch giving a certain gift to his servants.
Kindness as a reward.
Looking at the dog king's stretched out right front paw and the red flesh ball under the front paw, the eldest lady was stunned for a moment, and then touched it tentatively.
Contrary to expectations, the dog king did not bite the eldest lady, and allowed the eldest lady to touch the meat ball happily for five minutes. But five minutes later, the dog king suddenly turned his back, screamed fiercely at the eldest lady, and pulled the eldest daughter.
After the lady took two steps back in fright, the dog king retracted his fangs with satisfaction, then slowly lowered his head, picked up the food in his mouth, and left proudly.
Looking at the proud back of the Dog King, the eldest lady was stunned for a long time.
"Is this, is this a deal with me? I give it delicious food, and it lets me touch the meatballs for five minutes, but once the time is up, I won't be allowed to touch them anymore." In an instant, something appeared in the eldest lady's eyes.
little stars.
"Wow, what a smart dog, I want to keep it!"
This is also the reason why the eldest lady called Commissioner Huang.
This is also the reason why Commissioner Huang said that the eldest lady fed herself to the dogs. (To be continued)