Lying on the bed, Huang Xiaobei said very perfunctorily: "You can't catch a certain Pokemon anymore, can you? Then close your eyes now, and the little Pokemon will enter your Pokemon ball early tomorrow morning and stay there.
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Miss Yiyi changed her usual cuteness and said seriously, "It's much, much more serious than this."
The next second, the eldest lady's voice suddenly became weak, "Huang Xiao M, I don't know why, but now I feel that my face is so hot, my body is getting hot for no reason, and there seem to be many strange hallucinations in front of my eyes.
, what do you think is wrong with me?"
Huang Xiaobei suddenly sat up from the bed.
Holy shit, your face is hot, your body is hot, and you are hallucinating? Is the eldest lady sick?
Well, then, this illness shouldn't be fake, right? Nonsense, the eldest lady would only lie to him about such a thing if she has no brains!
Commissioner Huang's anxious words were a bit awkward and he said: "Miss, you are not sick, are you? Then just wait for me to call an ambulance for you now. Also, what kind of hallucinations do you have? I heard that if
If the hallucination is too severe, the person will basically be confused. Huh? What about Chu Loli, ask her to get you a wet towel first, no, no, no, no, that poisonous little loli is clumsy and doesn't know how to take care of others at first glance.
I'd better go find Master Dao to help you."
The eldest lady naturally ignored most of Commissioner Huang's concerned words, and only retained a small part of them, speaking very seriously.
"You asked me what kind of hallucination I had? Well, I saw you and Karl standing in front of me, hugging and kissing."
Silence fell.
Three seconds later, Commissioner Huang grabbed his phone and broke down and shouted.
"What makes you special is that you read too many danmei novels!"
Clutching his cell phone, Commissioner Huang collapsed to an unimaginable level.
"Miss, how many pornographic novels have you read? How could you actually have such a hallucination?!"
"Speaking of which, Wei Mao will be Karl, Wei Mao will be Karl! Wei Mao, in your hallucination, I will become a couple with this universal male god!"
The eldest lady argued angrily: "It's not just Karl. You are still kissing with Weslin and Chu Zifeng. Your bald head has no place, so I can only suck your earlobe."
"I'm a pack cat here!"
"Am I struggling with the issue of how many people are there? Was I just struggling with the issue of how many people are ready to overthrow me?"
The eldest lady said innocently and cutely, "Do you think the number of people is too small? Then should we include Uncle Six? Although Uncle Six is in prison, as long as there is love, you can also have spiritual communion!
"
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
God, please give me a thunderbolt to kill the rotten girl on the other end of the phone!
As long as there is love...a gay love that moves the earth?!
Commissioner Huang was so angry that his eyes dimmed and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Miss, my dear eldest lady, I dare to ask you what kind of perverted weirdo I am in your eyes! Are so many people going to deal with me alone? Even if I am a Shou, in your eyes I am just a watery green tea Shou! Ah!
Come on, you have to be a bitch!"
"Nima, apologize to me, apologize to me quickly! Do you know how serious psychological harm your hallucination has caused to me? I can't even look directly at the old man who is washing my feet opposite me and looking at his mobile phone on the upper bunk.
Wei He is so bald!"
At this time, the eldest lady suddenly lengthened her voice and said with embarrassment: "Oh~~~Surprisingly, I can't stand it anymore. It's so embarrassing. Huang Xiao M, you are actually being attacked from three directions.
Already."
"Pfft——!" Commissioner Huang spat out a mouthful of blood at these four words.
Isn’t this still a lie?
What does it mean to attack from three directions? What does it mean that I was attacked from three directions by a few grown men?
Miss, is this really your hallucination? Damn, this hallucination is more vivid than the base film! There is no shortage of foreplay, climax, everything! It can already be made into a GV that will make thousands of waves.
!
"Miss, please tell me clearly, are you really seeing something indescribable now? Otherwise, how could you have such hallucinations? You are simply copying the substrate!"
Miss Yiyi on the other end of the phone said something very playful.
"Want seeds?"
Commissioner Huang fell silent and resisted the urge to hang up the phone.
But the eldest lady added: "I still have quite a few here. You can take them back and learn from them. Well, do you like the wild styles of Europe and America, or the shy techniques of Asia?"
Don't be angry, don't be angry, play with His Highness the Crown Prince, play with His Highness the Crown Prince, be harmonious, be harmonious.
Commissioner Huang pressed hard on his heart and forced himself to politely answer this nightmare phone call.
"Is there anything else? I'm going to bed."
Hearing Huang Xiaobei's already angry voice, Miss Yiyi stopped talking. After a few seconds, Miss Yiyi was very sad and apologized.
"I'm sorry, I may have said the wrong thing. Huang Xiao M, please don't ignore me/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, but can I ask you one last question?"
Commissioner Huang, whose face was pale, bit his lips and pressed hard on his heart that was beating too fast.
"You ask."
"What do you think of the Edo Forty-Eight Hands?"
"go to hell!!!"
Commissioner Huang went berserk and threw the Nokia in his hand into the corner!
It wasn't over yet. Huang Xiaobei, who was so broken by Miss Yiyi, sat on the bed and hit his head hard on the pillow.
"Go, die, die, die! Go to hell! Assi! I'm going to eat her! I'm going to eat her alive!"
Seeing Huang Xiaobei in a violent state, Lao Wei and Tang Seng were so frightened that they trembled, and the two of them hugged each other involuntarily.
This, this, what's happened to this guy recently? Why is he always prone to going berserk, and when he goes berserk, it's like he's a different person, my God, is this still Xiaobei?
"Ahhhh! Go to hell, die, die! Go to hell, you rotten girl!"
The trembling Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at the crazy Huang Xiaobei on the bed opposite them, and couldn't help but think in fear: "No, it's not because of the debt, right? Or maybe it's because they really want to go back to their uncle's house, but Master Sun won't give it to them."
Fake, this is why Xiaobei has been in a lot of irritable mood recently."
I'll go, Xiaobei, calm down and don't do anything impulsive!
"Fuck, die, die!" Commissioner Huang was banging his head against the pillow crazily. The next second, he heard the clear and lovely voice of the eldest lady coming from Nokia, which was thrown into the corner by him.
"Chidori, deep mountains, etc. are suitable for you."
Commissioner Huang felt that his throat was sweet, as if something was about to spurt out, but he was still alive. The next thing he saw was the four characters "I am Xiao Shou" printed on his sheets.
"Ahhhhh!"
Commissioner Huang went berserk, his eyes were blood red, and he lost his mind and ate most of his own pillowcase!
At that moment, looking at Huang Xiaobei lying on the bed and frantically chewing on his pillowcase, Tang Seng and Weslin were trembling with fear. Holding each other and shivering, they were completely determined to go to Carl to discuss and let him give Huang Xiaobei
Take a few days off and go back to see what your uncle thinks.
Otherwise, if this situation continues, Comrade Special Commissioner will go crazy sooner or later!
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"Shu, are you comfortable?" Huang Xiaobei looked at Huang Xiaobei, who was sitting silently on the bed after venting his vent, with no sadness or joy on his face. He was very calm, and Lao Wei and Tang Seng were hugging each other and shivering, and asked tremblingly.
road.
Hearing this, Commissioner Huang smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and didn't know how to face the two of them, and said: "Well, I've been in a bad mood recently, please forgive me."
"It's okay, it's okay. We understand that you want to go back and see your uncle. We understand your mood, but don't get too carried away. Of course, it's okay to vent. After all, you'll feel better after venting."
Huang Xiaobei didn't speak. He lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking.
Tang Seng swallowed, then handed Lao Wei's pillow over, "If you can't, just chew this one too."
Commissioner Huang grinned in embarrassment. Do I seem to like chewing pillows that much?
In fact, Tang Seng and Lao Wei were only half right. Huang Xiaobei really wanted to go back to see his uncle, and he really wanted to go back and see what the home his uncle had prepared for him was like, but the main thing that made him feel irritable recently was
The reason is still caused by Luo Wen's hundreds of thousands.
When he thought of those hundreds of thousands, Commissioner Huang felt so heartbroken that he could hardly breathe.
Mom, it’s hundreds of thousands, how many years do I have to wash dishes to earn it!
If all this money is given to himself and he is saving some money, then he can buy his uncle a house or something.
Because the uncle talked about the wedding house before, it put a lot of pressure on Commissioner Huang. Recently, he has been thinking that he can't ask for the uncle's house. Even if he really wanted it, he would have to buy an identical one for the uncle, otherwise it would be too much.
Sorry uncle.
Although he didn't say anything, it is estimated that the strange support over the years was done silently by his old man behind the scenes. If he didn't even repay his uncle, and instead made him have no house to live in, then he would still be a human being.
?
But Huang Xiaobei, who wanted to repay his uncle wholeheartedly, just thought of the 5 million debt he had and the half a house that he had obviously got, and ended up losing it like that? This directly caused the good-tempered Commissioner Huang
, has been in a state of explosives lately - it's all on fire at the drop of a hat!
To be honest, with Huang Xiaobei in his current state, let alone bullying him, if anyone came over to tease him a few times, Commissioner Huang would probably push that person to the ground and rub him if he was in a furious mood.
To put it simply, I am almost driven crazy by money.
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Alas, even if the black card that Karl threw to him in the special correspondent's pocket was enough to buy dozens of houses with three bedrooms and one living room, the special correspondent who has a huge sum of money is still worried about money to death, and has no idea that he is now
, the net worth is already over ten million.
The black card that Carl casually threw to Huang Xiaobei was the latest credit card issued by the Swiss Bank last year. It had an overdraft limit of 30 million U.S. dollars. More importantly, this beautifully crafted black card could even satisfy the cardholder.
All requirements are second only to American Express Bank’s Centurion Black Card.
In fact, there are only a hundred people in the world who hold this black card. The cardholders are political dignitaries and wealthy people selected by Swiss banks from all over the world after careful review. Among them is Carl, the heir to the Bollen family.
Because he already owned the Centurion Black Card from American American Express Bank, Carl gave this Swiss Bank Black Card to Huang Xiaobei as a small meeting gift from him to the senior.
"Why am I so poor? Why am I so poor?!"
Holding the immeasurably valuable black card given to him by Karl, Commissioner Huang murmured with tears in his eyes, "Why is he so poor??"
The Burren family is a big capitalist and conglomerate in the UK. At least one-third of the annual funding for Vandro College comes from the Burren family, and Karl is the heir of his family. This kind of thing that a noble son throws away casually, Commissioner Huang
As long as you are willing to pay attention and inquire, you will probably become rich soon.
But unfortunately, because Carl threw it away too casually, Commissioner Huang only regarded the black card in his pocket that felt very comfortable as a hotel discount card? Or was it the kind that ran out of money after eating a few times...
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If Huang Xiaobei hadn't thought that this black card looked very classy, with a lot of fake diamonds inlaid on it, and it felt very comfortable to the touch, he would have thrown away the black card long ago.
Alas, if I had known this was the case, Carl would have been more valuable than just throwing a bank card worth hundreds of thousands to Commissioner Huang.
Because in Huang Xiaobei's eyes, Karl, who was only willing to give himself a hotel discount card, was really stingy!
Look at that guy's looks, he looks like a young master from a rich family, but he's so stingy in his actions? You bastard!
Commissioner Huang looked at the black card in his hand and thought angrily. (To be continued)