"Welcome to Dragon Fighter·New Blind Date Era, here is the host Lan Tianhua."
As soon as Bailuo stepped over the threshold, he heard Lan Tianhua's majestic voice.
In just one second, Lan Tianhua appeared in front of Bailuo with a "swish" sound, a malicious smile on his face, and a rolled up book in his hand that served as a microphone.
Bai Nuo looked at her blankly, walking like a robot, passing by her while watching.
"What are you playing again?"
Where did Dongfang Mo die go? Doesn't he care about his wife who is so indulgent?
Lan Tian made a look, and Shaman suddenly came out from behind Baino, holding Baino's arm and walking towards the middle of the hall. Luo Xiaoyi and Kaifeng looked at the tomboyish Shaman with surprised expressions.
Shaman pushed Baino to the ground and sat down, with a low table in front of him. Just as Baino was about to get angry, Lan Tianhua came over and opened the "script" seriously.
"Miss Bailuo, for the sake of your life-long event, please answer my questions head-on from now on!"
This is another joke. My life-long event...hasn't my... been solved a long time ago...?
Ahem, although the relationship has just been established not long ago...
Bainuo wanted to see what tricks Lan Tianhua was up to, but Luo Xiaoyi's presence at the scene made her a little flustered.
"First question, Miss Bailuo, would you accept your partner staying out all night for a short period of time?"
Luo Xiaoyi, who was the "object" in Lan Tian Hua's words, was stunned for a moment. How did she know that she stayed out all night some time ago!
As the eldest disciple, Luo Xiaoyi took over the Xinghuo Luo Sect after Elder Xi Luo's seventieth birthday. This was something that none of the other elders planned to do.
The matter between Luo Xiaoyi and Bainuo happened not long after Luo Xiaoyi took over. During that time, Bainuo saw that Luo Xiaoyi was suffering, so he often went to give Luo Xiaoyi three meals a day.
It was originally a very common thing, although this was just what Luo Xiaoyi thought. But for some reason, in the mouths of Xinghuo Luomen and the others, the image of a friendly team member became a "good wife and loving mother"!
Because Luo Xiaoyi is also a famous figure, it is inevitable that there are some gossips and others who want to know who Luo Xiaoyi likes, so they go to other star gates to inquire.
I dare not vouch for what the other Stargate people said, but Sister Lan definitely made a lot of efforts to make these two people successful. She was very generous and told the "development trajectory" of Yinuo and two people word for word.
, and then it spread throughout the seven star gates, and the elders almost knew about it.
Later, under the "torture" of many senior sisters and brothers, Luo Xiaoyi blushed and tried all the tricks. Then, in order to prove that they were relatives, the group of people helped Luo Xiaoyi confess his love.
It is said that two-thirds of people in Xinghuoluomen must have a video of Luo Xiaoyi's confession on their mobile phones, and they will always call "Sister-in-law" when they see Bailuo.
So the two of them, Yinuo, began to fall in love...that is, they lived together...
Due to the many things to do, it was common for Luo Xiaoyi to stay up for two days. For this reason, Yinuo and I had a cold war for a few days. Needless to say, we know the reason.
Don't ask why Luo Xiaoyi is free today, it's because Lan Tianhua helped Luo Xiaoyi find a scapegoat to handle affairs for the sake of her good sisters' lifelong events. Sister Lan generously gave up her husband (crossed out) brother
go out.
Okay, let’s get down to business, let’s take a look at the replies from the harem-loving girl.
"Accept it, don't you just want to stay away from home for a while and sleep on the ground? I'm happy to make it happen." A certain woman said in a flirtatious manner, but the twitching corner of Luo Xiaoyi's mouth revealed the real answer.
I will be busy for a while, so during this time I have to sleep on the floor?
God, this is not fair.
"Okay, second question, if your partner takes this as an opportunity to hook up with other women, how should you deal with it?" Lan Tianhua's eyes flashed with a hint of cunning.
Treacherous and insidious! It’s purely a false accusation!
In Luo Xiaoyi's heart, there were ten thousand Dou E's crying out for injustice.
Lan Tianhua noticed Luo Xiaoyi's cannibalistic expression and thought disapprovingly:
Captain Xiao Yi, I am here to find out the enemy's situation for you, and then you can wait for the opportunity to act, and be mentally prepared if you are discovered.
Bai Nuo held his chin and said leisurely: "What else can we do? This kind of person, regardless of whether he is still here to celebrate the New Year."
Ah, Baino, how can you be so heartless! You have to know that without me, you will have one less person to warm your bed in the winter! (A certain man: Ahem, even though it was only once.)
"Third question, do you mind if your partner shows his abs in public?"
Bainuo glanced at Luo Xiaoyi's flat belly inadvertently.
"I don't mind, it proves that I have vision."
(A certain woman: I won’t tell you that I touched those eight pieces of “chocolate”)
Ah, even if Bailuo doesn't mind, I wouldn't dare. I'm a shy, cross it out, pure little man!
"Fourth question, if your partner's love fortune suddenly becomes strong and you can't drive it away, will you smash it?"
I am absolutely telling the truth!
Bainuo thought for a while and said calmly: "It's a matter of speed. Let's see who gets green first."
Sister, I never worry about rotten peach blossoms.
Luo Xiaoyi on the side was already going crazy.
Blue Sky Painting, Blue Sky Painting, what kind of psychological preparation is this? It’s simply psychological pressure!
How can you let me rest assured that I will stay out all night?
It’s too hard for me!
"Yo yo yo!" Lan Tianhua pretended to be surprised and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "It seems that someone will be cuckolded soon. Fifth question, someone said that there was a woman around your partner who was always making love to him while he was at work.
What do you think of being attentive?"
This question made Luo Xiaoyi almost vomit blood. Seeing this scene, Kaifeng moved away slightly. Luo Xiaoyi suddenly turned his head solemnly, his eyes filled with murderous intent.
"The person who snitched...is you?"
The corners of Luo Xiaoyi's mouth turned down, and his face became heavy.
Kaifeng looked away awkwardly, "The weather is good today."
Isn’t it heavenly for you to do this? (Your performance is so good, why isn’t it heavenly?)
Can we still have a happy relationship? Can we still have this brother? (Mouman: You throw it away and I’ll pick it up.)
Looking at Benro again, I picked up the biscuits from Sharman next door and started eating them.
"It's just what I wanted. I was worried that he would be confused and forgetful. Now that he has someone to help him, it's very relaxing."
"That's right, it's good to have a sister to help." Shaman watched helplessly as a piece of his biscuit flew away, pouted and said, "Although we are not biological children, since we are both in someone's harem, we should treat each other with each other.
help."
Ah, hey, how do you two look alike? Do you think I have a harem? That’s all good!
Is there any reason for this world?
Bai Nuo glared at her, "That's just cheating!"
"Okay, the sixth and final question is, what is your relationship with the scholar in the Tea Book Garden? Please introduce me."
This question hit the softest spot in Luo Xiaoyi's heart.
Bainuo fell in love with painting recently, and he made friends with a scholar out of nowhere. The two of them talked about poetry and painting together every day, which aroused the speculation of Kai Feng and others from Lantian Painting.
Luo Xiaoyi naturally felt a little unbalanced.
"Ashen?"
"Just a friend with similar interests." Bailuo explained unhurriedly.
Lan Tianhua solemnly put down the "microphone", his joking expression suddenly disappeared, and he said sincerely:
"Ahem, Bailuo, let me tell you, if you want to find another one, be sure not to find someone with a particularly strong body, otherwise your waist will not be protected!"
Luo Xiaoyite was speechless. Is this talking about him in a roundabout way? How strong can he be if he is just a scholar? Even the strong Bailuo would not look down on him. (Sometime ago: Where does the confidence come from)
"Then yours is definitely not guaranteed."
"ha?"
"I personally feel that Dongfang Mo has very good physical strength."
"Ah, don't change the subject!"
Everyone else present squirted, Yi Kai and the two looked at each other helplessly, and the three girls became agitated in unison.
Life will definitely not be easy in the future!
ps: School starts tomorrow, the last update of summer vacation. (To be continued)